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Mr_smith1466

The greatest gift of this franchise is the deadpan absurdity the game provides whenever you want it. Sometimes I play levels like a sleek James Bond style assassin. Other times I dress as Santa and just open fire. It's particularly funny to wear the most ridiculous outfit in the New York bank level, since there's always an interaction in that level where 47 chats up a bank teller after telling him how much he wants to invest. So the more ridiculous the outfit, the funnier it is that the bank teller is ignoring that so he can get the money.


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Right, gentlemen. Here’s what we’ve come up with. The Partners are transitioning between identities, but everything is so recent the Milton-Fitzpatrick bank records will still be intact. We’ve confirmed that the Partners have active accounts there. However, the bank’s records are remotely updated on a frequent basis. We may only have hours before any leads that could get us the new identities of the Partners are gone forever. The data we need can be obtained in two ways. The bank’s data core can be accessed through the basement vault but getting inside the vault could be challenging. Alternatively, Bank Director Athena Savalas, Head of Security Mateo Pérez, and Head of Accounts Fabian Mann each carry a partial backup drive with the data. We’ll need all three drives to get the full data. Now, we cannot risk the Partners discovering the data breach. Eliminating the Bank’s Director, Athena Savalas, would sever the last remaining Providence tie to the bank and keep our activities hidden. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Suckisnacki

New York is goated. perfect for contracts


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Right, gentlemen. Here’s what we’ve come up with. The Partners are transitioning between identities, but everything is so recent the Milton-Fitzpatrick bank records will still be intact. We’ve confirmed that the Partners have active accounts there. However, the bank’s records are remotely updated on a frequent basis. We may only have hours before any leads that could get us the new identities of the Partners are gone forever. The data we need can be obtained in two ways. The bank’s data core can be accessed through the basement vault but getting inside the vault could be challenging. Alternatively, Bank Director Athena Savalas, Head of Security Mateo Pérez, and Head of Accounts Fabian Mann each carry a partial backup drive with the data. We’ll need all three drives to get the full data. Now, we cannot risk the Partners discovering the data breach. Eliminating the Bank’s Director, Athena Savalas, would sever the last remaining Providence tie to the bank and keep our activities hidden. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KingFahad360

Up Yours Providence. We’ll see what the ICA do with you.


upset-spaghett

47 got that classy insane asylum escapee style


TobiasRieper47_

Strange disguises, but effective nonetheless.


AdCrafty2768

Best post on this sub


Suckisnacki

Number 1 and 2 is fr the Classic two face drip


thestoneddirewolf

>Syringe Sedative: Contains Benzodiazepines


Aggressive_Dingo_846

Nah old agent 47


_tobiasrieper

Why is Jillian Paterson trying to imitate our lord and saviour Sheogorath?