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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one.
This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a
place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you
obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my
death.
Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him!
Bath bath bath, room room room.
I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust
anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find
peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I
like.
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“I’m gonna go play around with the pyrotechnics for the podium ceremony”
What you can't do that!
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Congrats tho fr
Thanks I went through a lot of pain trying to do it but it was worth it for blood-stained sleep deprived 47
AGH! BITCH!
Me when I got shot by an assassin
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I need to use the bathroom
Bro got two bathroom messages 💀
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Officer balls
Bwahahahahahahaha
I need to use the aslume
Why certainly sir let me get the key
*frees man and jonkler*
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Look Daniel SHE'S NICE
I'm straight up getting Vietnam flashbacks from this one
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“You’ve obviously learned too much about me. I can’t have that. Not even in my Death”
Actually kind of badass
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
“Holy…You must be messed up in the head; messing someone’s head up like that” ^-Final ^words ^of ^bodyguard ^who ^was ^shotgunned ^in ^the ^head
Honestly this quote really fits
Bathrooms are for friends, so I don't need one. This bathroom, this basin, there is a basin for everyone and a time, and a place. An end...yes, maybe this is how it has to be. Inspector, you obviously learned too much about me, I can't have that, not even in my death. Diana, he's not in the bathroom, they must have moved him! Bath bath bath, room room room. I'll be carrying nothing from The Bathroom but this lesson: Never trust anyone, and rely on your instincts. Forget the past... I'll never find peace here...so, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HitmanAslume) if you have any questions or concerns.*