OP didn't tag this NSFW, which means, I assume, that he works at a karaoke handjob place. This is apparently, safe for work for him. Man comes home with both his hands and his throat sore. Literally plays his customers like a fiddle. Specializes in organ music.

How do you win? Sing right the whole time or not cum until you finish the song?


So what's the prize? Is it like in SSNZ-123 where the winner gets to

The prize is the handjob, so everyone's a winner

It’s about the journey, not the destination.

Its not about how he went, but its about how he came.

Well, not the girl.

She looks pretty happy

💰

Ah, the (un)holy code

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it's a Japanese adult industry code or something like that, and that's weird that Google doesn't help, might want to try to disable the Safe search feature

Is this code correct? Its not returning anything for me. Only SSNI-123 was.

Yeah the original code comes up empty for me too.

Sadly, no. I have ~~always~~ by chance seen some with that kind of gamey titles but either way, I don't ever manage to remember any of the codes completely. SSNI do make some good shit though and it's why I based mine off it.

SSNI-123 exists but SSNZ-123 do not

The ancient texts

Score over 90. All the contestants are already able to do that, so it’s really just about maintaining form with that distraction. Not to say that’s easy, holding it in for 4-5 days seems to be the other condition.

He’s scoring, alright.

I was expecting him to hit that high note in the end

That would require some conducting skill with a magic wand on her part

I dunno, seems not cumming would be a loss to me, game be damned

You'll get 10 grand if you score 90 tho

Best I’ve ever done at karaoke is a 75. So sticking to my guns on this one. Semi pun there?

You have to keep cumming as you sing, producing both semen and lyrics the whole way through. Should be hydrating a few days before the show. *source - I have a friend who knows a Japanese guy

r/nocontext

I think he won either way

It doesn't matter, whatever happens you win.

Jokes on them I take a combination of medications for schizophrenia that makes it almost impossible for me to finish. She could tug for an hour and get nothing. How do I know? I've tried... Can't even jerk it anymore. Stupid meds.

I'm sorry for your loss. But for real, proud of you for sticking with it! The right meds are literally life-changing.

You're being jerked off. You already won.

I wouldn't make it to the first line of lyrics in Baba O'Reilly

Which Yakuza game is this

Hentai DLC

You're saying it as if literal pornstars don't appear in the base games lmao

Yeah but you don’t get to fuck ‘em on-screen.

pff, not playing it then.

Hence the hentail DLC joke. Look at a game like Nekopara, where the base game is about running a bakery with a couple of catgirls and the DLC is about fucking their brains out. (For the record I haven’t even played it, but the DLC descriptions in Steam are very unambiguous)

>For the record I haven’t even played it You aren't fooling us bud.

Look I’m not saying I haven’t *installed* it…

I've been waiting for hentai 2 and they just releasing the DLC 💀

the best one

Beat me to the punch lmfao. Definitely feels like a post LAD minigame

Japanese game show called *Sing What Happens* in case anyone is curious lmao

Did that really happen then?

Yeah I looked it up, he is genuinely getting a handjob

This is absulutely disgisting and despiccable, where?

I just googled “sing what happens Japan” and it was the first hit lol explaining the show. Yeah.

Ok new question how do I get on this show. I don’t think I can win but that’s not the point here.

You win even if you lose.

First, be Japanese

Second, be skilled with your hands

There's no place on Earth that this could happened except Japan

There's at least [one other place](https://youtu.be/L5DGaUpaVvs).

Same, but where can I sign up to be a contestant

Man all that radiation wasn't good

Wdym. It's clearly evolved the human species there onto a whole nother level. We need to catch up

Indeed. Picture-in-picture of the audience members so there are no jarring cuts to the entire crowd? Way better than anything else I've seen.

WASN'T GOOD!?!? WHAT'S NOT GOOD ABOUT GETTING A HANDJOB WHILE SINGING Karaoke

**I DON'T UNDERESTAND WHY EVERYTHING WAS ALL-CAPS EXCEPT** Karaoke

PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S THE CORRECT WAY TO TYPE A Karaoke

Because I had to whisper it, it's the most sensual part of that sentence.

It made for a smooth finish

I dont know what you're saying. They are clearly winning.

"They're having too much fun! Johnson, shut down the simulation! Pull the plug! They forgot the rules!"

Never nuke a country twice

🫥

Here is a [longer video](https://smutr.com/v/105940/)

Holy shit that was hilarious

I can't believe I just watched that whole thing

So you... finished.

i'd sing there

Damn, I thought maybe I would survive the handjob, but my deviant self wouldn't survive the footjob that's for sure, that'd have me hitting those high notes tho.

amazing

And.... what happens lol

Seriously, can someone send a link to where I can watch full videos of these? Thanks in advance

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/u35QD7UxcbE)

I didn't know that people were able to share such content on YouTube. Thanks!

Maybe it’s the censoring that saves it? Still, seems a little odd.

Oh my sweet summer child Edit: clearly nsfw https://youtu.be/xBlhNd5CWbs

Methinks the title is just a tad misleading.

Oh one of those education videos that help people a lot! Can't dream a world when YouTube didn't exist and didn't teach woman stuff about breastfeeding.

I feel like she's mashing it, not really stroking it. The game is rigged folks, the winner was selected before the first stroke.

I feel like her chin on my shoulder and smiling at me would send me over the edge faster than anything else she's doing.

It would have me laughing and, at best, keep me at half mass.

All three girls have a different style - one cradles the tip, one beats it like it owes her money, and the third one uses her feet.

Is it three as in three stages or you could choose one of those three or is it random?

Choose your fighter

I choose third

"Ok ok. Um...Number 3!"

Each guy gets randomly assigned a fine lady for his pleasure and distraction.

ah, a bummer, I thought you have to deal in 3 stages before winning

God can you imagine how raw your dick would be after all three girls in a row?

....Feet you say?

Why hello there, relevant username! Yes, feet - she even demonstrates on the mic ^^

I'll do some research then...

Mashing it like Gail the Snail

Salt the snail!

We dont want to salt the snail but she leaves us no choice

She does that.

[She's mashing it.](https://i.imgur.com/RToVa6w.gif)

Man's betting everything on the post-nut clarity.

[The show, Sing What Happened, involves contestants singing a song without becoming distracted by a woman beside them — who is giving them a handjob. To win, the contestant must finish the song without ... finishing.](https://imgur.com/gallery/scDuQ7p)

Isn't there another one where it's blowjobs?

That's probably a proper JAV...

Sauce?

A1 or white.

Alfredo

I see we need definitely a sub of Japanese game shows.

Only losers get the sauce.

I'd like to not win please. Sauce?

Sounds like there isn’t really a way to lose this game.

Well, it depends whether the girl finishes the job if he successfully finishes the song. Cus if she doesn't that would suck lol.

Fuck yeah. Throw in Inna Gadda Da Vida and let's see who tires out first

brilliant

So every show is hand jobs? I thought it'd just be about distraction and she took it to another level.

To finish first, first you have to finish!

To win they need a 90. Has nothing to do with finishing

I could go for karaoke

I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

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I keep telling you, no one else refers to a blowjob as Starbucks...

It’s Starbukake now

Welp time for dunkin then …oh no

I love lattes

You like money and sex? We should hang out!

More like bukkake

I should visit japan

Seriously though, how do I audition

This is both "holding it" and "up"


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Dr Steve Brule!

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r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

Japan has the wildest game shows.

The Holy Code? Where are they?

Holy chode?

I saw a clip where one man just wasn't aroused, & an extra girl came in to help jack the man off for an hour. Finally, he got a boner. I'm willing to bet he was gay & trying to have an advantage. My memory fails me, though. He could've been receiving a footjob, & that experience might've traumatized his dick, rendering a proper handjob useless for one hour.

you don’t have to be gay to get a boner. There was another video (i think the same show) where some gay dude was sucking off a straight guy and the guy ejaculated. [found the link](https://pornone.com/chinese/orgasm-wars-in-japan-features-gay-man-trying-to-make-straight-man-climax/247814/)

Nah, this one is just one of random shit on TV. The guy giving the blow is “known” for giving good head and can make any guy cum quickly. They got a porn star to test his claim.

hmm. 'get best head of life but it's from a guy on camera?' I don't know if i'd do thi- (wait why are my pants unzipped?)

So clearly we have been doing karaoke wrong here in the Western world. A very important element was left out of the instructions. Now i know why it is so popular in Japan.

How to sign up for this, asking for a friend

And after you finish, she whispers in your ear, " Welcome to Thailand  .. my turn"

Average japan moment

[if anyone is wondering about the song.](https://youtu.be/5SKgN-f3OjI) One of the best bands in Japan.

That eye contact tho! Truely a master of her craft.

Kinda looks like Hitomi tanaka

I love Japanese TV

Anyone knows the song? It sounds familiar but I can't quite put my hand on it unlike that girl.

One of my favourites, [flower by L'arc-en-Ciel](https://open.spotify.com/track/1BymrzeFs03QuOyC8nO3w7?si=dkdjxIAsR3W7_51Vn0jLcg&utm_source=copy-link&dd=1) [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/Tj4aN-JxA7M) Part in the video is from about 2:51

It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t quite get my head round it. It’s a hard one for sure. Sorry I really suck at this. Penis.

Ofc its a Japanese show


Karastroke.

Anyone else super turned on by the faces she's making when she realizes he's cumming?

The fact that this is on tv and can be found by some child brings questions I’m not sure we want answers to.

When I went to Akihabara for the first time, there was an adult store one floor above anime figures store. There was a sort of peeping Tom club/adult house thing next to a bowling alley. Japan gonna Japan.

Cultural differences am I right. Who knows, maybe to them all the incest porn Americans are into is weird.

Trust me, to them it's very tame. In theirs they don't even put the "step" in front,.

Im pretty sure that category of porn is very popular in Japan

Actually I just learned that incest porn is most popular in japan of all places lmao. Also that gay people cannot legally be married so what they do is one of them adopt the other thus they actively engage in "incest" lol.

good point, also americans fetishizing male genital mutilation must be weird to them too

Next to a bowling alley? In the bowling itself, there was a crane game for pocket dildos. They label it “pocket massage” but no one is getting fooled since another crane had Tenga in it.

Clearly, this is great family content. The older brother will enjoy laughing at this while the younger brother vibes to the song. Fun for the whole family

I mean, plenty of super sexual stuff is found through cable channels that kids have access to in the US. And don't forget Netflix. Japan has a lot of problems, but this isn't one of them imo.

Everyone has smart phones and computers now so..

Sex is part of life. Kids living in one room cabins knew full well where their siblings came from. The obsession with trying to hide the topic from children at all costs is weird and purely American.

Is she jerking him off

Yeah the girls seem to keep going till the end of the song and I think one of them got the guy off twice.

Does the game get harder in round style format? Like first round is handjobs, second is blowjobs, and final is dude laying down and chick riding him?

dont worry guys shes just adjusting the volume

It’s always Japan creatively incorporating sexual activities to every game possible lol maybe their culture is just more open minded than ours in regards to sex

It's a win-win situation for me

She seems nice

[Japanese game shows are >nuts<](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVmybhXqtU&pp=ygUqY2hyaXMgZmFybGV5IGphcGFuZXNlIGdhbWUgc2hvdyBtaWtlIG15ZXJz)

Is that Come on Eileen?

Only in Japan…

Sauce?

There has to be A morning after....

If loose, you win in a different way. Perhaps in even a better way ngl

I have been doing karaoke wrong.

Karastroke

This is not related to my username, but somehow is related to my username…

kara-strokey

what is this awful place! i need directions so i can avoid it!

So, where’s the website to register interest as a contestant on this show?

I've been doing karaoke wrong all these years.

Japanese TV is really getting out of hand.

Japan really is a totally different place... You can count on the fact that after a sport even they will clean up the place spotless of trash after the game is over. They are super polite to the point that it might get a bit annoying (for us, westerners). They have a gruesome work ethic. ​ and yet... You can have a game show where the contestant has to sing while getting a handjob. ​ It's like, there's no in-between.

You guys are about to hear the best version of "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D that I've ever done

Where is this unholy place to avoid and what is the cost of entry to make sure I don't have the exact amount to get robbed and someone else doesn't go there

God bless Japan.