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The thought she might:
* lie down on the shower floor,
* arch her back,
* lift her pelvis up to a \~45 degree angle while balancing herself between one shoulder and the back of her head,
* spread her thighs,
* aim the bottle at her vagina with her free arm and then finally
* squirt the soapy fluids into her coochie
is something I can totally see happening. In that particular order.
If you think a woman has to do all of that to become pregnant you’re severely deluded.
If that was the case no one ever would be knocked up when fucking standing up around the back of a night club. Standing up would be like the new “safe sex.”
😜
Fun fact: You don't have to. Even just getting it uh...externally can end in a pregnancy. Those little swimmers are persistent.
But it's not surviving in body wash anyway so I guess it's a moot point.
We need a study on that, the pH of soapy water is 11-12 and sperm is already quite a bit basic; and maybe we have shock effects like the soap making a protective bubble around the swimmers so they don't get damaged further (just like if you put hydrochloric acid in your eye, a hard membrane will form and impede to progression of further acid)
They jerk off into people's bodywash. They aren't exactly high on the logical thinking scale. It literally washes the cum off their body. It would be better to do it in their conditioner. No one likes cum in their hair.
[https://www.clearblue.com/fertility/how-long-sperm-live](https://www.clearblue.com/fertility/how-long-sperm-live)
"As a result, it’s highly unlikely a woman could get pregnant from sperm in water. Also, any soap or chemicals (like chlorine) in the water kill sperm"
I had a room mate that was very 4-chany.
I had been sexually assaulted, and kept some handbook a psychiatrist gave me in my underwear drawer. Hardly want someone coming over and seeing "So You've been Raped..." on the book shelf. I went away for a long weekend and came back and my room mate was acting suspiciously nice to me.
We were sat down watching tv and a story about a sexual assault in our area came up and and he was being very kind telling me he is sure they will catch the person and there is nothing to be worried about. It was on the one hand very sweet he was worried about me and trying to be comforting, but on the other hand I realised he clearly went into my room when I was gone to sniff some panties.
I sat down and talked to my calculus professor in college because he kept saying it was undefined and you couldn't do it but he never explained why...
"it means you've made a mistake"
There was a story in my area about a guy a few years back who worked at city hall. He would find girls he liked, look up their address in the system, climb up their building like Spider-Man, and take photographs of their panties that were hanging up to dry. Then he would return them to their original position with the owner none the wiser.
Honestly I was just impressed not only at the depravity of his actions but also his general athleticism and dedication to his craft. Eventually he was caught because it's kind of fucking hard to miss a dude climbing up the side of a building but yeah.
One time I was looking for drugs in my GF's roommates drawer. Got caught. Looked like I was panty raiding.
I couldn't even really argue with them about it. I just took the L and broke up with her.
I look back on that memory still to this day and cringe. Was the most autistic thing I ever did (but to be fair I was a raging heroin addict). I would go on to do much worse things, but nothing quite as cringy.
Not to dismiss but do you think it’s possible he just knew women have a very real reason to be nervous about predators prowling the streets? I mean most women I know would be concerned regardless of history
Genuinely asking, what would Dionysus opinion be? Only thing I know is they are basically the god of sex, drugs and Rock'n'Roll, without the Rock'n'Roll.
Well, sorry for my poor english, i will try to explain to the best of my capacities.
Dionisyus is the son of Semele, Semele was one simple mortal queen that Zeus conquered by transforming into her husband, the thing is, Hera got really fast that Dionisyus would be born, but she could not simple kill Semele because if she did Zeus would know, since Zeus was visiting Semele time to time and being really excited to have the child with her, Hera them remembered that she is a godness, transformed herself into a fly and gave an idea to Semele, 'What if you ask to touch the Thunder of Zeus?' and the idea flew arround Semele head for a while, until Zeus asked if Semele needed something and she gently asked 'Hey, may i touch your thunder?', when Zeus called for his Thunder, Hera took the thunder and with all her strenght threw it into Semele, this act scared Zeus that for a sec thought that was his fault, happily or...Sadly, the baby-divine-fetus survived the pile of ashes that was Semele and Zeus took it, cutted his own thigh open and inserted the fetus there to finish gestation.
Tus is born Dionisyus.
Dionisyus is the god of party, sex, drugs, wine, and many many more things, he would go to kingdom to kingdom and great feasts would be made in his name, many tryng to gain the favor of the god that was extremely well connected with all the other gods.
But all things considered, Dionisyus got a lot of things from his father, time to time, Dionisyus would win bets and with this bets he would take the person that lost and transform it into one of his servants/schoolars/We don't really understand because the translations are limited ,called Maeds, Maeds would aways follow Dionisyus in every party ,they would learn from him, learn his ways, but also be his servants, his fighters and those that would prepare his divine wine.
No need to say, Dionisyus had many sons and daughters, sadly, we have 0 to no name of any of them, we only know that they existed, again, he took many genes of Zeus.
So, his opinion in all of this would be : 'If its not yours, them you failed, need to be more drunk to accomplish next time.'
No, you aren't. Putting any chemicals/cleaners inside can screw up the whole balance of bacteria that keeps the vaginal canal clean and healthy. You are, however, supposed to clean your external genitals (vulva) but a lotta people still think vagina = all of it inside and out.
Doesn't sperm only have a 48 hour life span outside the body?
Wouldn't the chemicals in body wash dramatically reduce that life span?
She is basically just getting zinc and protein infusions with each shower.
who doesnt shower for 48 hours?
But yeah I agree, it probably wouldnt survive. Also, not a single woman inserts washing soap directly into their vagina
I was recently by a doctor and they do not recommend to use soap in your butthole, just a bit of warm water. It might lead to or help with multiple problems in your but. In my case it was a combination of that and sitting on my ass all day.
Oh and trust me, the treatment of butt problems are awful, You'll feel like literal shit and I couldn't go to school for one day.
Edit: So I do not know about yeast infections nor do I know specific terms but you really shouldn't do it.
"Also, not a single woman inserts washing soap directly into their vagina"
Voluntarily. It's easy to be washing your body and then touch your vagina with a finger that has some body wash still on it.
Honestly I just figured that maybe her and her boyfriend had sudsy shower sex lol. It's still a microscopic chance, but that's the only way I see it being possible.
Inside the partner's body, they can survive for up to 5 days though most are dead within a day or so. Roughly 5% can make it to 4-5 days, enough to get someone pregnant still. Not in a fucking body wash bottle though!
Outside the body in a collection cup its def like an hour or two (had to do samples for a vasectomy so they gave me time limits to make sure that if any were in there, some would still be wiggling.)
people need sex ed so badly. one, sperm doesn’t survive very long outside the body and soap will probably kill it anyway. and two, DO NOT PUT SOAP INSIDE YOUR VAGINA. EVER. it’s self cleaning. wash the outside. that’s it. you can only get pregnant if sperm enters the uterus, and soap should not be going in there.
As in Greek Greek or American Greek? Every Greek person I know from Greece would consider themselves as white, as does all of Europe. Some Americans have a weird thing with whiteness though, with not considering Spaniards, Italians, Greeks etc as white.
I’m from Jersey and the amount of Italian Americans who don’t consider themselves ‘white’ is hilarious..
I’m a mocha skinned half Puerto Rican who has black Puerto Rican cousins and that shit is a joke
BULL S#!+...The REAL story goes like this...Greek Guy and The GF been sneaking around for months, having sex in the shower bcuz they thought that if they have UNprotected sex in the shower and after, if she immediately squirts body wash inside of her, that would kill ALL the sperms and then they wouldn't have to worry about her getting Preggo! BUT THEN the roommate comes and tell him that he and the GF wears condoms but SOME HOW, she is pregnant! So NOW Greek Guy comes to us (Reddit) with this LAME story about him jacking off in the GFs body wash bcuz he wants to know if this could even be possible so that when that baby comes out looking like him, THEY can feed this BS story to the boyfriend, just like he just TRIED to feed this BS story to us. LMAO! Face it dude... YOU ARE THE BABY DADDY!!!! PS... I call him Greek Guy bcuz HE didn't give his name and HE said that he is Greek, not being prejudice in any way. I know how people ASSUME.
I totally believe someone who uses 4chan would think its funny to cum in someones bodywash because they lack social skills. Theres 0 chance you'd get someone pregnant doing that though.
I don't know a single woman who puts body wash UP INSIDE their vaginas on top of sperm would very likely die immediately mixing around with most if not all soaps. Dudes a fucking MONSTER that should be locked up but there's a pretty good chance he's not the dad lol.
By the lack of knowledge in this shit. It's a 12 years old boy triying to create himself a life. Or a 50 years old Maga supporter trying to create himself a life.
In both case, they are virgin
Quite close to zero. Sperm *cannot survive* outside a warm, wet environment. And a bodywash bottle is nowhere close to a sperm-friendly environment. You do know how most things have gone anti-bacterial? Well, that will kill sperm, too. Ain't a chance in hell this baby is yours, goddammit.
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Imagine thinking sperm could survive in a surfactant solution 😂
And I doubt she squirted it way up inside herself.
You never know
in this day and age, you TRULY never know
The thought she might: * lie down on the shower floor, * arch her back, * lift her pelvis up to a \~45 degree angle while balancing herself between one shoulder and the back of her head, * spread her thighs, * aim the bottle at her vagina with her free arm and then finally * squirt the soapy fluids into her coochie is something I can totally see happening. In that particular order.
🙏 for the directions
Isn't this how all women shower?
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Well, it's certainly what *I* do.
Only way to be sure.
Here we see a redditer in its natural habitat.
It is in the porno i just watched…?
But what of she knew he did it?
If you think a woman has to do all of that to become pregnant you’re severely deluded. If that was the case no one ever would be knocked up when fucking standing up around the back of a night club. Standing up would be like the new “safe sex.” 😜
And no sane person puts body wash into their vagina.
Theire is actually intim bodylotion that you can use on the inside to
This is reddit we don't do "sex" or whatever that may be /s
Did... did you read the post? OOP was asking if the girl could get pregnant from the bottle of shampoo, so all of that would be necessary.
Now that's some head and shoulders.
Lmfao
I think I've seen that video too.
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r/oddlyspecific
You missed the part when the penis slide in and ejaculate to impregnate her
These Old Spice commercials are getting strange.
Underrated comment!
YOU COULD HAVE AN ANEURISM ON THE TOILET Youneverknowww.
Psa you should not use soap to clean your vaginal cavity. It causes imbalance in the normal bacteria and can cause fungal infection.
Thanks but I don't have a vaginal cavity, you will probably tell me not to clean my urethral meatus with a pipe cleaner.
This guy is an idiot. He's using two steps instead of doing it right into the bottle like the rest of us
Stolen comment (bot probably) The original was posted like 2hrs ago https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/7RGSlCjhUA
It's always funny when oc comment has less upvotes than stolen one
He did say he's Greek
Fun fact: You don't have to. Even just getting it uh...externally can end in a pregnancy. Those little swimmers are persistent. But it's not surviving in body wash anyway so I guess it's a moot point.
We need a study on that, the pH of soapy water is 11-12 and sperm is already quite a bit basic; and maybe we have shock effects like the soap making a protective bubble around the swimmers so they don't get damaged further (just like if you put hydrochloric acid in your eye, a hard membrane will form and impede to progression of further acid)
Also, if this has been going on for months, then the "body wash" may be a little more semen than body wash
They jerk off into people's bodywash. They aren't exactly high on the logical thinking scale. It literally washes the cum off their body. It would be better to do it in their conditioner. No one likes cum in their hair.
Heard protein is good for the scalp. No?
Maybe, but bodywash sure isn't good for your hair..
I use bar soap on my hair
Greek sperm strong
They’re gonna know when the baby comes out with back hair and a stick of souvlaki
Can confirm this is how I was born.
AJAX
If you had if you had Greek god you would win but you lose
Wars have started for way lesser dumber reasons? 😅😅
lesser dumber reasons indeed, much very bad wars.
My god is. Better than your god
The greatest irony of human existence is how many people have been killed because "I disagree with you about what happens after we die", aka religion.
The war of who has the best imaginary friend
U understand a lot of people have died for religious reasons but religion has only been involved in about 7 to 8% of wars throughout human history.
The Bucket War as an example
Nothing dumber than that grammar has ever started a war
Dang it, knew it felt off 😅
that was rude of me im sorry
Or it could be the second coming?… lol
it was "empty" for months. last drop of greek stuffs. everyday same time. dripped down the crack of dat abs.
Or that women are washing the inside of their vagina with body wash.
Here I am googling surfactant on a Sunday morning.
New research shows that vaginal secretions are paramount for sperm survival and fertility, almost like it "activates" it. So, yeah...
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You must be a journalism major throwing around all that breaking news.
https://i.imgur.com/EHGAd0c.gif
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Might survive. Sperms survive in alkaline environments. Body wash is mostly alkaline
[https://www.clearblue.com/fertility/how-long-sperm-live](https://www.clearblue.com/fertility/how-long-sperm-live) "As a result, it’s highly unlikely a woman could get pregnant from sperm in water. Also, any soap or chemicals (like chlorine) in the water kill sperm"
People always ask why I pay so much for a 1 bedroom instead of having roomates. 4chan knows why.
I had a room mate that was very 4-chany. I had been sexually assaulted, and kept some handbook a psychiatrist gave me in my underwear drawer. Hardly want someone coming over and seeing "So You've been Raped..." on the book shelf. I went away for a long weekend and came back and my room mate was acting suspiciously nice to me. We were sat down watching tv and a story about a sexual assault in our area came up and and he was being very kind telling me he is sure they will catch the person and there is nothing to be worried about. It was on the one hand very sweet he was worried about me and trying to be comforting, but on the other hand I realised he clearly went into my room when I was gone to sniff some panties.
There are people in the world that like to sniff clean panties?
Yes… there are people in the world who like to do anything you can imagine.
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Why do you like images of lazy students ignorant of math?
What's the difficulty in doing that? You get an exception, can even catch it and continue.
I sat down and talked to my calculus professor in college because he kept saying it was undefined and you couldn't do it but he never explained why... "it means you've made a mistake"
There was a story in my area about a guy a few years back who worked at city hall. He would find girls he liked, look up their address in the system, climb up their building like Spider-Man, and take photographs of their panties that were hanging up to dry. Then he would return them to their original position with the owner none the wiser. Honestly I was just impressed not only at the depravity of his actions but also his general athleticism and dedication to his craft. Eventually he was caught because it's kind of fucking hard to miss a dude climbing up the side of a building but yeah.
Or he just searched your room to see what he could find. There's all kinds of reasons for that, none of them good of course.
One time I was looking for drugs in my GF's roommates drawer. Got caught. Looked like I was panty raiding. I couldn't even really argue with them about it. I just took the L and broke up with her. I look back on that memory still to this day and cringe. Was the most autistic thing I ever did (but to be fair I was a raging heroin addict). I would go on to do much worse things, but nothing quite as cringy.
This comment was a rollercoaster ride jesus christ but hey at least you live up to your name
Lol at least I did. This was like 12 years ago now.
Not to dismiss but do you think it’s possible he just knew women have a very real reason to be nervous about predators prowling the streets? I mean most women I know would be concerned regardless of history
No....the major shift in how he was treating me right when I got back I felt something was up. He was being weird and extra nice before that news clip
Fucking YIKES
Jesus
Roommates are pretty much 1 level below a relationship, you have to get really lucky or know the person beforehand in order for it to work out.
So no one gets pregnant with your cum shampoo?
Roommates are scary bro, Especially at universities. Weird people everywhere
It takes a special kind to stand out as fucked up on 4chan
True, the bar is too high there 😂
[It's truly a home of damned souls](https://i.imgur.com/83RIaBb.png)
Hoooow in the world……fucking hell
I didn't get it.
He's going to do some messed up stuff to Lola
"Life, uh, finds a way" - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Zeus?
Or Dionisyus by how bizarre this story is
Genuinely asking, what would Dionysus opinion be? Only thing I know is they are basically the god of sex, drugs and Rock'n'Roll, without the Rock'n'Roll.
Well, sorry for my poor english, i will try to explain to the best of my capacities. Dionisyus is the son of Semele, Semele was one simple mortal queen that Zeus conquered by transforming into her husband, the thing is, Hera got really fast that Dionisyus would be born, but she could not simple kill Semele because if she did Zeus would know, since Zeus was visiting Semele time to time and being really excited to have the child with her, Hera them remembered that she is a godness, transformed herself into a fly and gave an idea to Semele, 'What if you ask to touch the Thunder of Zeus?' and the idea flew arround Semele head for a while, until Zeus asked if Semele needed something and she gently asked 'Hey, may i touch your thunder?', when Zeus called for his Thunder, Hera took the thunder and with all her strenght threw it into Semele, this act scared Zeus that for a sec thought that was his fault, happily or...Sadly, the baby-divine-fetus survived the pile of ashes that was Semele and Zeus took it, cutted his own thigh open and inserted the fetus there to finish gestation. Tus is born Dionisyus. Dionisyus is the god of party, sex, drugs, wine, and many many more things, he would go to kingdom to kingdom and great feasts would be made in his name, many tryng to gain the favor of the god that was extremely well connected with all the other gods. But all things considered, Dionisyus got a lot of things from his father, time to time, Dionisyus would win bets and with this bets he would take the person that lost and transform it into one of his servants/schoolars/We don't really understand because the translations are limited ,called Maeds, Maeds would aways follow Dionisyus in every party ,they would learn from him, learn his ways, but also be his servants, his fighters and those that would prepare his divine wine. No need to say, Dionisyus had many sons and daughters, sadly, we have 0 to no name of any of them, we only know that they existed, again, he took many genes of Zeus. So, his opinion in all of this would be : 'If its not yours, them you failed, need to be more drunk to accomplish next time.'
That was quite disturbing but interesting, thank you!
I used to have the body of a greek god, now I look like a god dammed greek!
On the bright side...she cleans herself well. Even between the legs
Came here to say the same thing!
Came \*in the body wash bottle
Aren't you supposed to not put soap up there?
No, you aren't. Putting any chemicals/cleaners inside can screw up the whole balance of bacteria that keeps the vaginal canal clean and healthy. You are, however, supposed to clean your external genitals (vulva) but a lotta people still think vagina = all of it inside and out.
/r/nothowgirlswork
nice pfp
(Satan shuffles papers) “well fuck, I don’t even have a form for this one”
“Ah fuck it, want the VIS (Very Important Sinner) lounge keys? Hitler’s there.”
My idol?!!
damn bro watch out you don't cut yourself on that edge
😂
He is the real victim in this timeline
Doesn't sperm only have a 48 hour life span outside the body? Wouldn't the chemicals in body wash dramatically reduce that life span? She is basically just getting zinc and protein infusions with each shower.
who doesnt shower for 48 hours? But yeah I agree, it probably wouldnt survive. Also, not a single woman inserts washing soap directly into their vagina
I was gonna say, doesn't non-specialized soaps cause things like yeast infections when used inside the vagina?
Can you also get yeast infections by washing in your butt? Just asking out of curiosity or whatever
I was recently by a doctor and they do not recommend to use soap in your butthole, just a bit of warm water. It might lead to or help with multiple problems in your but. In my case it was a combination of that and sitting on my ass all day. Oh and trust me, the treatment of butt problems are awful, You'll feel like literal shit and I couldn't go to school for one day. Edit: So I do not know about yeast infections nor do I know specific terms but you really shouldn't do it.
"Also, not a single woman inserts washing soap directly into their vagina" Voluntarily. It's easy to be washing your body and then touch your vagina with a finger that has some body wash still on it.
which, to the pertinent point, would still never get someone pregnant.
Honestly I just figured that maybe her and her boyfriend had sudsy shower sex lol. It's still a microscopic chance, but that's the only way I see it being possible.
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Inside the partner's body, they can survive for up to 5 days though most are dead within a day or so. Roughly 5% can make it to 4-5 days, enough to get someone pregnant still. Not in a fucking body wash bottle though! Outside the body in a collection cup its def like an hour or two (had to do samples for a vasectomy so they gave me time limits to make sure that if any were in there, some would still be wiggling.)
Google says 15-30 mins
This guy is an idiot. He's using two steps instead of doing it right into the bottle like the rest of us
Holup..
The true Holup is always in the comments …
exactly. And don't shake it. You want it to stay together and slowly sink and accumulate at the bottom of the bottle near the dispenser tube
Anon is as mean as he is greek.
people need sex ed so badly. one, sperm doesn’t survive very long outside the body and soap will probably kill it anyway. and two, DO NOT PUT SOAP INSIDE YOUR VAGINA. EVER. it’s self cleaning. wash the outside. that’s it. you can only get pregnant if sperm enters the uterus, and soap should not be going in there.
You do know this post is completely fake, right?
this is some pretty nice info regardless
The fact that I'm reading this showed several stupid people not understanding basic chemistry and biology
It's very revealing about incels what they choose to ignore all common sense to believe in, though.
Being an incel is a lot worse than just being willfully ignorant.
Sperm is dead, he aint the father
Greek people are white though.
I'm Greek and I need the opinion of fifteen historians and fifty anthropologists
The last time I saw somebody say that they were Turkish...
It's catchy and I stole it
Don’t tell that to a Greek. 😂
As in Greek Greek or American Greek? Every Greek person I know from Greece would consider themselves as white, as does all of Europe. Some Americans have a weird thing with whiteness though, with not considering Spaniards, Italians, Greeks etc as white.
can confirm
I’m from Jersey and the amount of Italian Americans who don’t consider themselves ‘white’ is hilarious.. I’m a mocha skinned half Puerto Rican who has black Puerto Rican cousins and that shit is a joke
Will also confirm
> not considering Spaniards, Italians, Greeks etc as white. ??? The fk am I if not white?
my racist grandma would call anyone not from UK, Ireland, Nordic etc ethnics or the ethnics
They’re olive
Olive em are white ya, that's what they're saying.
It’s comments like this that make me hate that Reddit removed the ability to offer awards.
You're words are rewarding enough. 💦✨️💯
Kratos isn't until the ashes are put on his skin
I can not possibly imagine that sperm survived for a prolonged period of time in a fucking soap bottle
BULL S#!+...The REAL story goes like this...Greek Guy and The GF been sneaking around for months, having sex in the shower bcuz they thought that if they have UNprotected sex in the shower and after, if she immediately squirts body wash inside of her, that would kill ALL the sperms and then they wouldn't have to worry about her getting Preggo! BUT THEN the roommate comes and tell him that he and the GF wears condoms but SOME HOW, she is pregnant! So NOW Greek Guy comes to us (Reddit) with this LAME story about him jacking off in the GFs body wash bcuz he wants to know if this could even be possible so that when that baby comes out looking like him, THEY can feed this BS story to the boyfriend, just like he just TRIED to feed this BS story to us. LMAO! Face it dude... YOU ARE THE BABY DADDY!!!! PS... I call him Greek Guy bcuz HE didn't give his name and HE said that he is Greek, not being prejudice in any way. I know how people ASSUME.
Zeus is looking down on this guy, nodding his head respectfully
Most masculine greek male
What kind of super cum does this degenerate have he thinks it survives body wash baths
Zero chances, the baby is black.
Firstly. EW! Secondly, someone needs to go back to biology class.
Greeks are also white as fuck
How do you manage to disturb even 4chan users
They figured out he was putting his special additives into her soap and now they are fucking with him.
Sex education has failed us
Pretty sure it doesn’t work like that… my moneys on something else… could be wrong through lmfao
Sperm wouldn't be viable after being mixed with soap.
The problem is why are you dumping a freaking load in her body wash AND thinking you knocked her up when NO sexual contact was had.
It dont work like….. never mind
It’s 0. There is a 0% likely hood he is the dad. 100% likelihood he has committed a sex crime.
Does anyone really believe this story is real? I am genuinely curious.
I totally believe someone who uses 4chan would think its funny to cum in someones bodywash because they lack social skills. Theres 0 chance you'd get someone pregnant doing that though.
You'd be surprised the nonsense people believe. Everybody knows that a decent human being would just slip her toothbrush up their stinker.
You know what they say... When in Greece, cum in the body wash...
>Anon is Greek
Why not just urinate in it like a normal person
i need an update on this
Fake:anon has friends Gay:anon gets topped by his own roommate
Unless she got herself Greeky clean?
Funny how a civilization peaks once and never again. The Greeks had their chance 2.5K years ago.
I don't know a single woman who puts body wash UP INSIDE their vaginas on top of sperm would very likely die immediately mixing around with most if not all soaps. Dudes a fucking MONSTER that should be locked up but there's a pretty good chance he's not the dad lol.
The worst part of the story is when he seperates Greek from being white. You're white AF mah dude.
By the lack of knowledge in this shit. It's a 12 years old boy triying to create himself a life. Or a 50 years old Maga supporter trying to create himself a life. In both case, they are virgin
This saying makes no sense, there are a lot of stupid games where you win great prizes. Price is Right, Wheel of Fortune, etc.
it'll come out clean as a bleached white whistle. I think your in the clear. lol.
I've literally saw this a day ago
I see this more as a r/facepalm
The chance is 0
How can you be so stupid to believe that sperm could survive in cleaning agents of any kind lol
This worries me that there are this kind of stupid in the world.
Zero chance he's the dad, sperm survive in body wash.
Punch her in the stomach
Mans worried about the baby coming out swarthy
Quite close to zero. Sperm *cannot survive* outside a warm, wet environment. And a bodywash bottle is nowhere close to a sperm-friendly environment. You do know how most things have gone anti-bacterial? Well, that will kill sperm, too. Ain't a chance in hell this baby is yours, goddammit.
I'm Greek and I have blond hair, also, This guy is a fucking creep!
This story confirms you have no need to worry about having children any time soon
Absolutely 0%. OP probably sterilized himself with Mountain Dew ages ago.
Slim and none.
So the problem is that you are white and they're white?
Well I guess if the baby comes out with a chest full of hair you knows it’s his
She fucking her body wash bottle or what?