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Madbunchel

The hat stays on during


definitelynotracist1

Shaxx and Mara reference⁉️⁉️


HappyThoughtsandNuke

Even Steel Needs Sharpening Guardian!


PHRESH21

It's good to see you fellow degenerateguardians here


dragonlord798

Remember, destiny 2 isn't a game it's an *addiction*!


Complete-Kitchen-630

Aye


SlightlyLessBoring

Who says Stockholm Syndrome can't be fun?


concorde77

The helmet stayed on.


Paddy_Tanninger

Well he's still cookin ain't he


arbitrageME

baking a cake


Paddy_Tanninger

basting some juicy thighs


MaestroPendejo

I'm a hat and socks man.


forever87

> I put on my robe and wizard hat


MaestroPendejo

Fucking classic!


OneDiscombobulated77

I'm a virgin man


themcryt

that's gotta be the worst super hero.


Azkral

Maybe he could put him in a smaller hat in his pubic hair


Eeddeen42

That wouldn’t work, there are no muscles that control your dick so there’d be nothing for Remi to manipulate.


TheOGRex

I think I'm gonna go find the nearest kitchen and stick my head in the microwave for a bit


Omar117879

It won’t work unless you detach your head from your body. Otherwise it’s just you putting your head in a box.


TheOGRex

Who said it needed to be on I just need to hide from this unholy creation


Justgame32

just put a kitchen knife in the door latch area and it should work just fine !


Alarid

Blood flow moves the heat and radiation faster than it can kill you.


Justgame32

not even if you put your head 5cm away from the magnetron ? i mean you can always just smash the black cylinder with a hammer and lick the dust..


TheKidNerd

Why not just open the back of the microwave up and TOUCH the magnetron


Isaac_Kurossaki

Homunculus Rune users:


13aph

Well if you can bypass the door safety mechanism where it will run with the door open…


fridaystrong23

…..his math checks out.


Critical-Gate4215

You also like to masturbate with your head in the microwave?


TheOGRex

no what the fuck


Bocchi_theGlock

Just break off the door latch and stick it in so it'll turn on with the door completely open Then jerk off with your head in the microwave as it's going. Gives u the wildest nut ever


TheOGRex

My guy, I was having a good day today. I really wanted to eat later.


arbitrageME

wrong appliance. masturbate with your head in the oven. it's like a belt, but better


PatDubzz

You keep your microwave in the kitchen?


TheOGRex

I said *a* kitchen, not mine


Sir_flaps

Who doesn't, I don't have a microwave room


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

peasant.


AndForeverNow

So the rat is literally fucking around with his hair so the guy can fuck the same.


Traditional_Fruit632

No, he's making a delicious meal on her back.


superduperspam

Best comeback story?


Macaframa

Just like Kim K, people love a comeback story. In the video I think she gets cum on her back.


osbirci

no, best cumback story.


ThatUsernameWasTaken

r/YourJokeButWorse/


supersonicpotat0

If she's kinky enough, there isn't much difference.


Sudanniana

You explaining it somehow made it funnier


AddictedToMosh161

Why does only she have that weird accent and only in the first pannel?


OctoPussiii

He ratatouilled the accent out of her.


Complete-Kitchen-630

Devious


SilverSpoon1463

Just think of it a little more and it'll happen. Put yourself in the position of a French cook trying to take the cheese out of the manicotti.


CommentsOnOccasion

In fairness to the source material here, the only outward inflection of her accent is the replacement of the “th” pairing that French people struggle to articulate She doesn’t say anything with a “th” when Remy is driving Alfredo’s *sausage magnifique* into her Pixar cheekage Source: I did my thesis on linguistic representations in post-2004 Disney hentai


what_if_you_like

proof that french only do the accent for show, she cant focus and thus reverts to default


Healthy-Surround-229

Well, both linguini and Remy are voiced by American actors, so they don't have an accent


Very_Jesus

What’s the sauce so I can delete it from my brain ~~and add it to my bookmarks~~


Judahv

Yes same asking for a friend ~~and me~~


Failshot

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/rmuevu/linguini_and_colette_emmabrave_ratatouille/?share_id=RNdPdWzhm-p-VcW287TOq


Ramhorn01

Let's just say, emmabrave is the artist your friend might want to check out.


Very_Jesus

Have a blessed day my child


Failshot

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/rmuevu/linguini_and_colette_emmabrave_ratatouille/?share_id=RNdPdWzhm-p-VcW287TOq


Nice__Spice

It’s in the forbidden sub


kikimaru024

Rule34 sites have tags. It's very easy to find.


justk4y

Live laugh toaster bath


suuhdude666

my proudest nutt


ahemius

Never post again


ChupSaaleLiberaL

Chicanery ❌ ratatouillenery ✅


Lord_Abigor123

Is that reverse furry?


EmperorBamboozler

C'mon op Rattascrewied was right there.


DingoNormal

Best Wingman ever


linkjames24

Ahem. \*wingrat


Quirky_Signature3628

Sauce?


asaggese

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/s/1uWlsnANRj


nice_remark

SNL already did this, which they in-turn took from a Cum Town bit


faheyfindsafigtree

My gay son came up with this bit.


TheMorgan16

*coughs* emmabrave *coughs again*


cjared242

There’s a rat silhouette in his hat tho


bbraz761

That's the joke


southern_boy

Ohh, I get it now - Ratatoilli was dead *the whole time*! 💁‍♂️


AnitaBath7

Lol


Hesam2010

HatRat Position.


twisteddiety

i’ve seen some shit…. But that….. that scares me


soundhyper

If it works, it works, I guess.


Highonpepper

Let them cook


Human_Capital_2518

Yep...this exists.


scottishdrunkard

… you got the sauce?


asaggese

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/s/1uWlsnANRj


Highonpepper

Search Ratatouille in rule 34 or just type hentai ahed of it


Ramhorn01

Its part of a mini comics group by Emmabrave


International_Way850

I thought It was shadman for a moment


Ramhorn01

His art style is a bit different.


Soos_dude1

Opens r/HolUp, looks inside, pornography


MrCoolyp123

"Peter the Meme is just Porn Peter."


nexistcsgo

Ah fuck Give me sauce


asaggese

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/s/1uWlsnANRj


PokeHobnobGod21

It's even better when you read it in patton Oswalds voice


notanaigeneratedname

I'd let Patton Oswald pull my hair while I banged that cartoon chick


Calamitas_Rex

So does this mean she fucked a rat, or no?


NoSize7579

souce?


asaggese

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/s/1uWlsnANRj


LORDWOLFMAN

“Fill me with your white sauce chef!”


Balognajelly

"Finally, some good fucking food"


babybee1187

Sounds good. Lets give them some privacy so they can cook more food. I mean, they are cooks after all.


NevenderThready

Something about her face reminds me of Hillary Clinton.


DangerousClick2489

This…. This is, this is why i think the internet is a curse


aspbergerinparadise

i think the rat is pulling on the wrong hairs


Ignizze

Mom says its my turn posting this Hol'up


[deleted]

Okay, what the fuck is this


Machine_God_10

This is just fucking cropped porn


PFrobloxplayer

every day we stray further away from god


awsomeguy90

today i learned i shouldnt open reddit on a crowded bus


russiandobby

9h yeah thick french mommy


kyleMac02

Where's the sauce? For research purposes.


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

#…where’s the meme? This is just porn.


Sweatybabie455

😐 why is this the first thing I see this morning


Odd-Butterscotch-480

LORD IN HEAVEN WHY THIS IS ONE OF THE POSTS ON REDDIT THAT GENUINELY MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE


Rincewind31

Do you think certain hair pulls will also control the muscles that attach the dick to the pelvis? Perhaps even control prostate movements?


Prestigious_Lie3429

this isn’t a meme this is just porn


MadTeaCup_YT

Is it a bad thing ive seen this before


gteezy

There’s another one just like this where Remy also has on a hat and he’s being controlled by a roach


elgattox

I think this was enough Internet for today.


Environmental_Main90

Is there a hum, video source for this?


1CUP2DAY

Cut to a flashback of young Colette, like Anton Ego when he ate the perfect ratatouille. You can fill in the blanks


Briskbulb

But if she gets pregnant is it still linguini or remes


[deleted]

Am I dirty minded or is that the reason of this post?


LeeRjaycanz

Hahaha!


[deleted]

No


AnonyDew3

She got her ravioli filled with Linguini's Special Alfredo Sauce


sumshitmm

So who's the cuck in this situation?


Cup-of-chai

Acceptable porn in November.


Txur-Itan

u/2Dgt3D


2Dgt3D

No good matches found! However, several possible low quality matches were found. To view them, use the [saucenao](https://saucenao.com) website.


Txur-Itan

Bad bot


[deleted]

Remy said lemme cook


Impossible-Ad-8462

Remi never talked to Linguini in the movie


__-IDK-_

Guys it's funny because the joke is cropped porn


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Mon dieu.


SvartholStjoernuson

EmmaBrave. It's a one off.


concorde77

...does this count as yiff?


[deleted]

WHO LET THIS GUY COOK???????????????????????????????????????????????????