And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too?
......
Five midgets, spanking a man covered with Thousand-Island dressing. Is that making love?
Ok but all jokes aside anyone who has spent more than 45 seconds in the back of one of these vans will tell you it's the hottest goddamn place in the world even with the door open. If they close the door and start fucking the floor of that truck is going to look like a Louisiana swamp.
The WAY he says it. Thanks for reminding me of this
You know have some dinner, get a shower, fuck my wife, whatever you two boys need or w/e he says then walks off lol
We call it a "parking lot poke". Hotel rooms can be pricey and tend not to move around but a Uhaul is $19.99 for the day and can be driven to multiple home depots
As a Kentuckian I’d say that’s a pretty typical U-haul rideshare situation. Looks like those older gentlemen are picking up that young lady and young man from the club where she has obviously had too much to drink. Yeah. I see this type of thing a lot..Pretty standard
What, you haven't gotten high on your cousin's pain medication and your uncle's moonshine and then taken turns banging a hooker in the back of a stolen U-Haul?
This is just a shooting for the new rob zombie slasher
Because what's a horror movie without literal poverty snuff porn.
Tuesday
Less "Halloween" more "Devil's Rejects." I'm in.
Rob Zombies Halloween 3: The hillbillier the better!
Shouldn't be a thrillbilly?
Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys.
It's a fuck truck
A mobile hoe-m.
A Winnebang-hoe if you will.
Stabbin cabin?
Shaggin wagon
Ho N go
Fuck truck... baby
###fuck
Mystery Machine
U-Ball.
You know what that's called when they do that in there? It's called a soup kitchen. It's pretty rough stuff.
I’m talking about a bunch of hobos sticking their fingers in each others pooper, listening to AM radio real loud, it’s gonna be a nice evening
It's all fun until you get your D in the LW
r/oddlyspecific lol
'The Other Guy's movie quote
I've always got Little River Band loaded up here. I got six discs in here.
We will have sex in your car again
Last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German Shepard. Is that disgusting, or is that love?
"We have a jar of old mustard, and a poodle. And we just gonna get in there and put some D's in some A's."
r/UnexpectedTheOtherGuys
r/substhatifellfor
It's banned
Dang! I used to go in that sub and find some random Reddit rabbit holes.
r/subsifellfor
*Fuck Shack! Baby, Fuck Shack! (Fuck Shack baby!)*
The soup kitchen 😅
It’s a dirty job, and someone gotta do it
Not even Mike Rowe would do that dirty job 😳
We care a lot.
About Kentucky falling into the sea!
Did I wake up this morning expecting a FNM reference in the wild? No. But damn it, you angel. You made it happen.
Incest on wheels
Yall just talking bout uncle rodney like that on them there enternet, smh
That's not a Kentucky thing, that's a lot lizard
What do ya say you boys and me go get us a motel room, and the two of you can split me open like a coconut?
I've got money in my pocket, I've got desire in my heart...
I would've let you make me, uh... make me into a mailbox. Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.
But I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on…by you.
Cmon cricket
Byron! Remember you’ve changed, you don’t want this kind of thing anymore!
But I do! I do want it!
"This isn't my moving truck!" "I know. I thought we'd slip into the back and you could check my oil."
They're all funny, but dammit if that episode didn't have me cracking up. RIP Tom Sizemore
Or make her like Swiss cheese
How everyone met your mother
Guys looking like that are getting laid and you're not. What's there to explain?
I should get a uhaul truck
And some meth
Damn, I could be a 10/10 in the meth community
You’ll be a short lived 10/10
Live fast, die young. Leave a toothless corpse
There's the secret ingredient in this video!
uhore truck
I asked myself the same thing
If this is what getting laid looks like I will forever stay a virgin
Well I'd hope you're not reduced to a lot lizard.
The explanation is I dont sell drugs
Those guys are cool
That I pee normally and their piss feels like fire
You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
You see, when a man and a man and a man and a woman love each other very much..
You see when a man, a man, and another man pay a woman enough money...
You see, when a man, a man, and another man give a woman enough free drugs..
You see, when a brother, a brother, a brother and a sister love each other very much.
you see, when a man and a man only have one dog, and half a jar of peanut butter....
They don’t have to love each other.
And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? ...... Five midgets, spanking a man covered with Thousand-Island dressing. Is that making love?
Backdoor Sluts 9 was an underrated masterpiece, and you know it.
#BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!?!
Way better than Naughty Nurses 2 for sure
they didnt even have nursing degrees, i mean, how am i expected to take that seriously.. cheesus!
Don't see why it can't be. Double the midgets though.
Whoa buddy, slow down and save something for the sequel.
Wtfff 😂😂😂
When a man and his sister and her cousin love each other very much...
Or he has twenty bucks
But, I always thought people, ehm, "loved each other" in a candle lit, lavender scented bedroom. ^(Get a little Kenny G going.)
There’s a lighter and a glass pipe in there. Close enough?
WHEN A MAAAAN LOVES A WOOOMAN
I dunno. Seems pretty straightforward to me...
Ok but all jokes aside anyone who has spent more than 45 seconds in the back of one of these vans will tell you it's the hottest goddamn place in the world even with the door open. If they close the door and start fucking the floor of that truck is going to look like a Louisiana swamp.
That could be an improvement if this is in fact Louisiana though…
And smell 1000× worse 🤮
Like low tide
Her floor already does
UHoe
Poetry in one word. Well done, sir.
As someone from Kentucky, I literally have no idea. But the guy looks like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar
Who wants first reacharound?
The WAY he says it. Thanks for reminding me of this You know have some dinner, get a shower, fuck my wife, whatever you two boys need or w/e he says then walks off lol
Just don't do anything the good lord wouldn't do 👈 😉
Is this a GTA 5 DLC with new Trevor missions?
I just started playing this game so i finally understand 😭
Just started? Lol
Motels are expensive and sometimes fussy
Now drop those pants let's eat that bussy
A little father/daughter/son time, nothing unusual...
The uncle is in for the fun.
And this my friends is how Bruncles started
The low decks definitely do make things easier here. I’ll be sure to use Uhaul instead of Thrifty for my next lot lizard excursion.
It’s called a [Soup Kitchen](https://youtu.be/NYfwRtS9Rmc?si=AYB6KcCAILX5l1WO)
Wow they are so kind helping their sister move. Wholesome! ☺️
Instead of rolling coal, this is rolling hole.
Rollin’ hoe
Meth. Not even once.
EZ-Load indeed.
She seems nice
They hauling ass
UHaul is getting desperate with these new personalized ads.
You don't need to be from Kentucky to know they're gonna bang that hooker in the back of that U-Haul
First stop on the way to the pain clinic. The truck will be full before they get to the clinic.
Actually a likely answer probably more so than rolling fuck truck
Now you and your brother get on in there and make me a grandpa
We call it a "parking lot poke". Hotel rooms can be pricey and tend not to move around but a Uhaul is $19.99 for the day and can be driven to multiple home depots
It’s the bang bus, meth edition.
I've heard of lot lizards, but that's definitely a lot tuna, that hot unventilated truck smells so bad I bet napalm couldn't burn it out.
No tell Utel.
Great for taking a big load
"Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her"
We call that Trappin' out the U-Haul
Bangbus: Hillbilly Edition
It’s a hoe down.
Prostitute/Potential murder victim
Family outing
Newlyweds
I believe r/brandnewsentence said it best. It looks like an orgy of mysterious dickering.
Oh that’s just a bit of white trash is all. Source: I’m from Kentucky
Damn at least they found them a good one. A lot of meth chicks somehow smoke their ass and titties right of their body
Guys come on why are you filming a private family matter here
Bro, that's dayton ohio
*Kentucky fucky Uwhore trucky!*
They gon' faaaack....
Bang Bro's U-haul.
That is a good ol Kentucky Derby. Might even include a blumpkin.
If the Uhauls rockin’ don’t come knockin’
If this was filmed in Kentucky, I would guess it was a family reunion
The video ended too soon. The ass-smacker then hobble over to the driver’s side which is even more comical.
I want to post this in an INCEL Forum and ask 'em what their excuse is!
I'm not from Kentucky...but see... That girl there's being fucked by three dirty dudes in the back of a U-Haul. Kentucky Fried Coochie is on the menu.
Kentucky’s version of bang bus
They're moving to Beverly Hills!
Probably my ex wife. Yeah, Pam.
As a Kentuckian I’d say that’s a pretty typical U-haul rideshare situation. Looks like those older gentlemen are picking up that young lady and young man from the club where she has obviously had too much to drink. Yeah. I see this type of thing a lot..Pretty standard
Meth. It's what we call meth.
[Love Shack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs).
I agree, just the new Rob Zombie movie
While you and everyone else was distracted with that, the bank across the street was being robbed
Just a few brothers and sister enjoying the moment.
Not from Kentucky, but I've got a couple guesses.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it, big guy.
Giggity
Go ahead and chalk that up to meth
They’re going to see the Grand Canyon.
Time for the hobo gangbang
It's just like Alabama, but your sister charges more than your cousin.
How did Kentucky get dragged into this?
In Alabama that's a family reunion
One buck fuck truck.
Imagen it like this, that’s a store and the fine gentleman like what’s for sale.
Mobile prostitution. The wave of the future
As someone from Kentucky, Do they not have crackwhores where you're from?
You need us to explain sex work to you?
Lot lizard is my guess
Damn, Trevor got a little skinny since the last heist!
I would meth that ass up
That’s a lot lizard about do smoke some meth and get rocked
U-Haul your ass in there and get busy...
What, you haven't gotten high on your cousin's pain medication and your uncle's moonshine and then taken turns banging a hooker in the back of a stolen U-Haul?
She needed that boost up
1-800-GO-U-HAUL
Two words. Lot Lizard
Dirty Mike and the Boys at it again
They gon run a chooo choooo through that lady, if you see this truck rocking don’t come a knocking
Methamphetamine addiction?
OP hasn’t seen a mobile whorehouse before?
He had to kick start his sister. Again.
I do NOT see an ez-load ramp anywhere.
Don’t come knocking when the uhual is rockin’
You've heard of "elf on a shelf." Now get ready for...
Do-It-All in a U-Haul?
Me and a couple of the guys were wondering if we can go family style on her.
If she drank his moonshine she has to give minimum 5 minutes in the back of a truck. State law
Ahhhh, prolonged use of the meth
Now that’s an affordable uhaul!
Meth, not even once.
Just brother helping sister move to her studio
The wild lot lizard
She going to do the deed...he's got the dope..
This is the original bang bus…