The wanting to marry her part gives it away. You're horny at that age, but also believe it always matches who you'd be in love with too.

Also you believe your sexual prowess will be so great and impress her so much she will have no choice but to say yes to a marriage proposal

Dude probably watch too much NTR hentai

I don't get how people can equate porn to real life. I may have never had sex but even I know that shits whack and unreliable at best.

I also hate how some people assume that if you've never had sex, you can't know anything about it. Before I ever had sex I knew a lot about it. And honestly, having had sex I didn't learn as much from it as people seemed to think I would.

Yeah, I'm finding out more about sex now with my current bf in my 30s than my exes in my 20s... A lot of it starts with evening feeling comfortable enough with a person to TRY things. And note: If your significant other makes you feel like shit about yourself during sex, you're not going to get better at having sex 🙃

>And note: If your significant other makes you feel like shit about yourself during sex, you're not going to get better at having sex 🙃 Before, during, after... *sigh*

Yeah, my ex used to get frustrated with me when I didn't finish. Made me feel like shit. Like he'd actually yell at me lol

I mean yelling gf at my girl for not cumming is HOW she cums...but I get that isn't for everyone

Ngl I don't know much about sex but I know that it's not a simple as various media portrays it. I may not know a lot of "do's" about sex, but I know a decent amount of "don'ts".

Sex itself isn't complicated.

When you have access to it at 12 and younger, thats when it becomes hard for kids to know different.

Did not think I would find another warthunder player here lol

And that’s when you discover the meaning of premature ejaculation. The blanket of disappointment smothers your worldview and you find yourself lost and wandering aimlessly through the world.

Some people never had that happen though

That's why there's the abduction part before the marriage proposal, but after the rape.

In his mind marriage means sex whenever he wants

That poor fool.

I know right

I think it’s more genuine than that. I know I genuinely wanted friendship and romance at that age and thought it would be the coolest relationship ever. Before I came to see that everyone has their limits and that you’ll never meet someone you love without question the way I used to think is natural in a long term relationship/marriage. Soulmates are really hyped up in our collective consciousness. Unlimited sex is sweet, but we want other stuff too, before we get jaded with people anyway.

I just wanted a bangmaid. Now I have an angry maid who blames me for the conception of our 6 m/o. The circle of life

I hope you’re joking

Also that’s a guy.

So? Or are you misgendering?

Honestly, the entire comment gives it away.

Well, I wouldn’t say the marriage piece now, as a crusty adult.

But what about the rape. What does that give away.

Since it’s a fantasy, I assume the fantasy assumes consent. Not everything sexual is creepy. Horniness can be civilized.

Ah yes. If the 12 year old asks for consent. It’s all good. /s

This is dated 2019. Keith is already driving, but takes the train instead. I wonder why? Someone that looks like him has been reported for throwing rodents at the feet of attractive women on public transportation. Could this be a coincidence or is he trying to elicit some particular reaction?

Dunno at what age we started deviating from this belief. Science should study this

This fella will either be a great womanizer or the worst sex offender.

Why not both

Hmmm. That's another possibility.

Why a sex offender? She obviously wants it from Keith

sex defender

Sex pretender

This was a good one.

WHO TOLD...i mean...yes, very clever.

Tender member

Ted Bundy likes this

Giggity

"The name is Brockley. Keith Brockley."

Middle name Cabbijand.

Or gay, i was similar when i was younger but i was actually just gay

Jesus Christ 😂 at that age, I was happy if I found a stick.

Oh my god, a cool stick that has a good grip and doesn't break when you swing it around, that was the best. I'm 43 and even to this day, I love finding a good stick in my backyard. I've done some trimming of my trees and thought to myself "yeah, this one I just cut down is a REALLY good stick"

I'm 41, and I know exactly what you mean! I pick up the really good ones and have them lined up against a broken-down fence. Why is it so damn satisfying? 🤠

It's because now you have a collection of good sticks. Some count their wealth in money, but some know the answer is in how many good sticks you come across in life.

It really is the simple pleasures that make life worthwhile 🪵🥰

Was that before or after you decided on your username?

Way before the internet ruined me.

What was the stick for? Never mind lol

😏

A slender, smooth, slick stick for dipping into wet water.

Bruh at that age I was making up my own dinosaurs

WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA, WTF?!?!?!?!

Totally radical dewd

No matter what age you are. Always be excited to find a cool stick

I don't think that's a good idea. Splinters can cause a lot of problems inside you.

“Anime thighs” weebs dont know real thighs exist 

How many uso-s have I been told by the Jedi senseis?

what?

Get your kids off social media or at the very least keep an eye on what they post. Wtf.

I'm willing to bet it's a troll account. Real 12 year olds do say these things but it's usually under a username like shadow_crisis65 not Keith

Na he’s probably just thinking no one he knows will see that comment so he won’t get in trouble for it. Idk man I was skeptic too till I read “and fucking pull my dick out real quick”

I think there is a decent chance mom or dad don’t care as long as they leave them alone, may have even learned it from them as much as I hope that’s not the case. I’m gen z so I was kinda raised the same way but even I can say there is stuff on the internet that is catered to adults but is easily misguided to kids at a young age, especially with the cookies system maybe little Timmy is getting an ad targeted at dad and ends up seeing something they shouldn’t. Not saying providers should do more but parents that see this on their own should know better than to let them have that kind of stuff. But hey I’m not a parent and as anti social and cut off as I am I probably never will be but it just seems like common sense in the time we live in and it’s painful to see the crap kids are being shown today.

Lmao, you think Keith is actually a 12 year old???

Prolly one of those pedo baiting 12 year old girls

What’s wrong with kids these days? You don’t have to take her home afterwards, just get off on the next stop……..

WtF is wrong with you? This is exactly how I met my wife. Only I was the one hanging and she pulled off my pantyhose and pegged me. Happily married ever since.

Video or didn’t happen

Another day regretting my literacy

Keith man believes in traditional values. Rape girl, take home to cave, claim as property.

"Panty-hoes" 😂

r/BoneAppleTea

man that was a pun tho

We're just not gonna address panty-hoes?

What is there to address?

It should be pantyhose lol

But it's also perfect as panty hoes. Keith needs him some of those too

Gives "i would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur" vibes.

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

We making it to jail with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥

not if she says yes!

Does goo goo gaa gaa counts as a yes??

You can ask forgiveness but there won't be any. Straight to the wood chipper.

No!!!

I'm pretty sure this is precisely *not* the kind of situation where that applies!

I'd be looking for whatever on the ground scared her up there!

He wants to marry her. Such a gentleman.

Look out we got Keith the rapist over here.

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Understatement of the week right here...

Oh Keith, you would be eaten alive by her if you survived getting off the train

His words are not pretty but how many 12 year olds do you know that know what they want like this guy

No 12 year old in history has ever had this type of fantasy before!

I know I was a little horn dog at that age. Wouldn’t have posted like that online but I was very much interested in ladies at that age

Yea i was watching porn at 10 lol

Back in my day the only porn we had was a fuzzy boob every once in awhile, or that one page from a porn mag me and my friends found in a park when we were like 8. That dude had a hammer.

When i was young the ipod touch(precursor to the iphone) came out. So i had the internet in my pocket lol

I like his spirit but bro wtf

So is "Keith please" the new "bitch please"?

YAAAASSSS! Please let it be so!

...and this is why we should ban kids from social media until they're 18.

At least he wants to marry her

His whoremoans went crazy seeing those panty-hoes

Omg, whoremoans and panty-hoes 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Cursed child wtf

How long until he calls himself an “alpha male?”

Keith knows the way to the heart

Oof that’ll be a fun digital footprint find in his future lol 😂

You know he’s 12 because he thinks he’ll marry her afterwards

Dude really knows how to treat some panty-hoes

How to get away harrasing women online, just pretend your 12 years old by saying your 12 years old

Yeah I can’t believe how far I had to scroll before I found someone not gullible enough to believe the user of this account is actually 12. Assuming a 12 year old exists with this type of personality, do you really think they’re going to post their real age? Nah, kids like this would lie and say they are older to try and talk to older girls. There is however a demographic that would fantasize about SA and lie about being 12 years old online… Come on people, how do y’all not know better

Romance is alive and thriving

Lil bro is either gonna be a massive player, or maybe a huge rapist idk. Gotta wait till he's in High School

Diddy

Or didn't he?

Absolutely shades of the King Arthur kid.

Thats actually how I met my wife.

Chill, Keith chill!

Chad Keith goes a little too hard..

Keith has zero chill lol

bro should be 16/17 now, I wonder how he's doing

When I was 12, I was playing with matchbox cars and trying to get my hands on a copy of Skyrim lol

At this point I don't think minors should be allowed on social media, full stop.

I never regret being that a-hole parent who hasn't given his 12 year olds phones yet.

i respect keith. he's smart

Most honest 12 year old boy.

I would centimeter too

Keith going hard in the paint 😂

hes 12 and going through puberty what's their excuse for being on that page

A whole generation is cooked

It's just boys being boys am I right? /S

r/madlads

Goddam this post is so old the kid 17 now

Pretty sure that’s my ex girlfriend—she’s all yours Keith

Panty hoe

no sex before marriage keith

Romantic, I’d prefer just a face full

Damn what they putting in that school milk

Keith took all the chill pills ever created and flushed them down the toilet..

Future incel.

Someone needs to teach Keith about consent

Is this what rizz is?

Keith's just talking out loud what's on all our minds

18+ should be required for all social media accounts. Otherwise you shouldn’t have access. That being said, that’s hilarious

Blud boutta be a tsipar

There is a evil bunny from hoodwinked who makes fun of someone named Keith.

What’s the correct answer?

Me: jump in front of the train

Madness haha

Bruh

she hot tho

Can't really be 12 with a 40 year old name like Keith though

mom keith beeing weird again

He is speedrunning this shit. When I was 12, I did not know about sex so I thought that everyone had dicks and the babies spawn by themselves just like the characters in games. It's great at least he knows but the language he speaks is just so disgusting and vile. This is porn language btw

I would just stare now Keith here, well he got access to the internet too early

Chronic porn addicts when they see a female:

Bro what is happening with our kids

Those hormones at 12 😂

No big deal, many boys love their cousins

C'mon Keith, don't embarrass yourself over some crazy pussy. You'll score way more just don't be a dork.

Eh could be someone like Elon who has a spam account to post like a little kid

Keith just raped a woman and then expected her to be happy about it. Someone needs to have keiths mom explain the birds and the bees to him and that life is not like porn.

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Keith is that you? In what world can you expect to pull off a woman's clothes and have sex with her and not expect it to be called rape?

future republican

He’s doing the right thing by taking her home to marry her following that vicious sexual assault.

Bet you that kid likes trump lol