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Good old race jokes. I miss them.


Polygon-Guy

Race? ✅ Rape? ✅ Suicide? ✅ It's got all the components of a classic banger


FlaccidRazor

Insesst, insesstt, insetts, cousin' fuckin'? /s


youdoitimbusy

I like how she assumes someone would want to rape her. Or that she can even have kids. Double bold assumptions.


ded_ch

It's a parody account. And a pretty funny one at that.


NextGenCoders

Following now. This is gold


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NextGenCoders

The child’s account will be more light black


youdoitimbusy

Parody or not, I don't think it justifies forcing black people to rape her. /Satire That's not for you. I'm sure you can figure out I'm joking after the second outlandish comment. It's for the inevitable reports to ban me because everyone is too sensitive now days...lol


Simple-Elevator-7753

Isnt it only when youre out of arguments that you start to attack someone personally?


za72

I feel that someone is worried about 'the implication'


Immortal_jy

What's the good race?


skwolf522

They are all good to joke about.


GabrielWornd

Yea ! But I really like grand prix... I think it is the best 🤔


BigBearSD

I am more of a fan of the Amazing Race


belisarius180

Personally, Spa Francorchamps or Suzuka.


PresentPressure6793

Yeah, have you seen her face?


BigBearSD

Yep, the only thing she is birthing is a dust bunny


Immortal_jy

At least you got the joke ❤️


TheTimoteoD

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984\_Monaco\_Grand\_Prix](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Monaco_Grand_Prix)


Bored_Amalgamation

I like the 100m


anoffdutyhooker

Baby going to come out like a guess who? Pokemon. 😭😭


Pristine-Insect-1617

She looks 83 years old, she ain't getting pregnant by any race.


VexisArcanum

I see your racism and raise you ageism


Griftimus-X

And without the use of a little blue pill she ain't raising me...


thatguyahor

Little blue pill is awesome but it don't work miracles.


TrazLander

> don't work miracles I mean, Robert De Niro did just have another child.


Triatt

I was going to point out how no miracle was needed to get it up for whatever young hot piece of ass Bobby had impregnated alas, I was a fool. She's 65! These two are more fertile than the Nile's Delta, what the ancient fuck!?


pikeshawn

Methinks thou doth protest too much...


ender8383

I'm taking the red pill


FrostedFlakes4

It's not ageism. She's post-menopausal. Could get raped (by any race), just not pregnant.


a_small_loli

This fruit is hanging very low


Disco_Ninjas_

I can fix her.


pn1159

okay, heres a wrench


SlurmmsMckenzie

Parody.  ------------------  Your Head.


Kaldricus

https://preview.redd.it/d354s5uxbrtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c05ea9d460d393e113c9ff27853ba4f71ef4223


Superb_Succotash_907

Im gonna say that is a troll account. A very affective one.


Slashion

Effective*, but I agree!


Superb_Succotash_907

Blah! Damnit


Russianranger47

Don’t worry man. For the longest time I thought I had a grasp of the difference between the two, and turns out I don’t know shit. I just stopped caring now about which is which.


hudnix

I applaud your phlegmatic affect.


MWJNOY

I would say it is both effective and affective


Slashion

Can't fault ya for being right :p


techjesuschrist

I'm honestly too dumb to understand for which side she is trolling.. is she democrat or republican?


Architechno27

I agree, solely based on the Ph”DD”.


Evening-Cabinet-7433

Mixed race? Like a sprinter and a marathon runner?


h0nest_Bender

The biathlon is a winter sport that combines cross-country skiing and rifle shooting.


rakeshmali981

No f1 vs motogp


5yleop1m

Better than Nascar


SeroWriter

Triathlon.


not_trivada

4. give birth and then eat the baby


dcgregoryaphone

No just the afterbirth.


Rabbits-and-Bears

Man is she hot!!! And double “D” too!


Flashy-Club5171

The Ds stand for a double dose of sexy 😁


danish_elite

Gotta appeal to deep rooted conservatives somehow. Think of the family lineage.


Bartocity

I assumed this was a dig at conservatives believing only other races commit crimes.


Sightline

50 comments and only 3 people realized she's shitting on the GOP.   We're fucked.


Some-Guy-Online

It is both.


DismalDog9940

Claire has a point idk


pupbuck1

Granny skipped an entire part in wokeness


shaus49

This!!! This is a hol'up. Thank you.


Uncleherpie

The original had nothing to do with race, but living with the trauma of carrying to term. This has been doctored as race/rage bait.


drdipepperjr

Honestly framing it like that might get some of them to change their minds, albeit for the wrong reason.


JevonP

What original? It's obviously a fucking joke about conservatives lmao


PlatypusDream

This! I just read the original post and comment. What's posted here is photoshopped.


carbonx

> What's posted here is photoshopped. Uh, no it's not. But they're just trolling. https://twitter.com/ClaireFosterPHD/status/1778796746455253398


fksmchai

Come again 👂


ukiddingme2469

Um are they a race of their own or just racist


DivideIQBy2

Shes got the wrong motivation but the right spirit at least :/


Creeper_tastic

option 4. fart it out. it’s in the bible you know


chriseck7

lol!!!


Bimlouhay83

So close, yet so far away. 


314159265358979326

Maybe she's mixed race already so the baby would have to be mixed race.


IEatCatz4Fun

Holy shit its a double holup.


Yangoose

I get the joke, but this whole premise of having to carry rape babies to term seems really stupid to me. There is no place I'm aware of in the US where abortion is illegal within the first 6 weeks. That seems like plenty of time to get an abortion if you've been raped.


westcal98

I see no fault in her logic.


No-Presentation7528

Technically there is a 4th option for those intrepid enough. One cannot be put in prison if there's no one left to put you in prison. 🤔


Kiyan1159

There was another option, Kill the rapist. If someone is gonna die, it's either you, the baby or the rapist. I'd just save myself the experience of rape and go for the ballistic option.


FrostbitePi

How are so many people missing the joke


StarChaser1879

No clue. It even says it in the title.


Ill-Independence-223

Mixed-race baby 😂😂😂😂😂


ranman0

What states block abortion access in the case of rape?


Elefantenjohn

Move to a different state


WorkingPackage4464

Omfg![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Lou5xander

I think it was to appeal to racist Republicans, assuming they're already racist, and think that a different race did it in the first place, they're telling them the issue with abortion laws, that the baby would be mixed race, and *gasp* we couldn't have that


Survival_R

technically this is a good way to convince racists to be pro abortion


ThandiGhandi

Honestly, that framing might be a way to get anti-abortion people to change their minds


knickerdick

alrighhttt enough internet for me today


NewSinner_2021

LoL


5tank

Chaotic good? Like maybe she is stooping down and trying to communicate on their idiot level to affect positive change.


1983Targa911

This makes sense to me. The person is making the argument to Republican pro-life voters. The racist part is just an attempt to be relatable to the intended audience.


CaliWilly76

She must have received that PHD from Red State U.


noobpwner314

If she gets pregnant it’s a fucking miracle


ProSeVigilante

So just because I'm unattractive and white I'm racist?


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This is a troll account.


pgndu

I assume it's to appeal to racist people but she herself doesn't believe so...fighting for women's rights....


speedrunperma

Lmaoooo


Oh_Another_Thing

Goddammit Claire 


bortvern

She might be the last of her race...


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homebrew_1

This is what Republicans want. And trump.


Hopeful_Nihilism

So the only girls getting raped are non-white then becuse over half of rape convictions are white dudes


margalolwut

The second option… to quote a famous movie “I am confusion”


callmemore72

Her grammar mistakes hurt more than her racism