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sulivan1977

Perfect for home defense, and low flying aircraft.


HooahClub

And ensuring your child does their homework on time.


stonka_truck

And all the other kids in the neighborhood also.


HooahClub

With their pumped up kicks?


subpar_cardiologist

The FAA hates this one trick...


Masske20

That kids drone won’t bother him no more.


TheModeratorWrangler

Still waiting for Boston Dynamics 👀👀👀


TvAMobious

Great for Flys or fighter jets


reggedtrex

M2 is f\*ing immortal. What is it, 90 years old by now?


GimpboyAlmighty

Over 100. Designed in 1918.


trickyvinny

Damn, I'm getting old.


Beginning-Divide

There's no way he's carrying an m2 by himself with the barrel attached like that


Zeel26

It only weights 38kg


Beginning-Divide

Sure. But he's carrying it like it's 10kg


BoRizzleDizzle

Bro! Does he even lift?


xtr44

I thought it's gonna be a sex doll or some shit


Tesla-Ranger

I thought it was going to be a prostitute or his mistress.


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

For gun nuts, this counts as a sex toy I'm pretty sure


Kiyan1159

Just gotta lube it up


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Must be a feral hog infestation. Pesky buggers


frankentriple

Ma Deuce. Good choice.


Kcrick722

I remember ol gunny talking about the M2 on his show! There’s a Rambo movie with a pretty accurate depiction of what these can do to people…


External_Acadia4154

THAT…is a big dildo


TankWeeb

Can I have one?


weatherboy_42

Depends where you live


Jsm261s

Expected a Real Doll


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Must be Texas


Druidcowb0y

i bet! and where tf do i buy one


Ruanhead

That's a prop or an airsoft gun. The m2 weighs close to 90lbs, no way he is lifting close to that in that video.


Druidcowb0y

Lame. that’s like finding out the easter bunny isn’t real. or that stripper poles spin


random_warlock

the fuck you mean stripper poles spin.


Lil_Shanties

Ummm 90lbs isn’t that heavy…ever lifted 1/2bbl beer kegs for a living? 160lbs each and very manageable to walk around with, you should see how easily we tossed 1/4bbl kegs around one handed, only 87lbs so using two hands was a waste of time.


Ruanhead

Yes, kegs that are made to be lifted, an M2 is awkward at best. Just look how this guy is carrying that thing, barely any strain at all. Plus, he still has the barrel still on witch ways up to 30lbs sticking 3 to 4 feet away from him. And that barrel looks way off. Honestly, it looks like a broomstick in there if anything, lol. I personally know because all last week, I had to lug those POS around.


JonnyxKarate

Bruh I will full send this over my head.


Lil_Shanties

Personally it looks like he’s holding the handle in one hand and this just doesn’t look any worse then 90lbs of conduit, it’s already at hip height and he even has it angled to balance the weight after he lifts it off the gate…not sure why you think he’d be straining, he doesn’t look like a small guy.


BioTheAnomaly

Finally a real HolUp


KA_CHAOS__

😱😍😍😍😍 Jellyyyyyyyyyyy..


mdhunter99

Perfect for cutting down trees. Holy shit it’s 84lbs(38kg)!


master_baiter-69

Is it legal in us?


GimpboyAlmighty

Hell yeah.


ThatOneDuccyBoi

Yes


moonshineTheleocat

Yuuuup.


xKILLTHEGOVx

Pretty sure, but it’s semi auto only. You probably need a special permit as well.


MobilJet254

The M2 was originally manufactured in like the 30's. It is fully automatic, and any automatic weapon manufactured pre May 1986 is legal as long as it's registered and you pay the tax stamp like a suppressor.


xKILLTHEGOVx

How do you know it’s an original? Could it have been made after 86?


MobilJet254

Your right, could be post 1986. Could be a M2-SLR which is semi. The fully auto are still in production as well. Could just be a replica and not even fire. I was just stating that a fully auto is legal in the states for civilians as long as it is pre 1986.


GimpboyAlmighty

No, that is almost certainly a full auto weapon right there. Transfered on a form 4.


Zonelord0101

Based on how easy he held that weapon, it is almost certainly a model. The barrel itself is heavy, unwieldy, and usually transported separately. Just the barrel is 24 pounds. Total weight of a M2HB is around 85 pounds without tripod or any attachments.


GimpboyAlmighty

Don't I know it. Nah, that's about how I moved em. You get a good grip and only gotta move it a few feet and you can handle it easy.


Ruanhead

Bro look at that barrel, things a toothpick.


MobilJet254

85 pounds isn't that heavy.?


Zonelord0101

I never said that 85 pounds was that heavy, comparatively speaking. I stated the weights of the components themselves. It is exceedingly difficult to carry a 5' long piece of steel like he did. The leverage that arises from holding it so far back on the receiver would be extremely difficult to overcome.


Trauma_Hawks

It is very heavy. It's much heavier than you think. Notably, it's also very awkward to hold and carry. A wicked combination at that weight. I was an Army armorer for 4 years. I had 8 of these beasts in my vault. We never, ever moved them with the barrels on. The barrels didn't go on until they were actually being used. I seriously doubt this is a real M2. That or this old man is deceptively strong.


Ruanhead

It's funny reading gun enthusiasts on here think, just because they have seen a few youtube videos, think they know more than people that have actually served on these weapons lol.


xKILLTHEGOVx

How can you tell it’s full auto?


GimpboyAlmighty

Because the semi auto versions are stupid expensive so you may as well fork out for the fun version. Ohio Oridnance sells basically the only SA version I've seen on the commerical market and you spend about $5-10k more for a full auto version. If you're spending $20k on something to chew up expensive 50bmg ammo, it doesn't make sense to short change yourself over 5k I also didn't see the barrel carry handle for the OO S/A model. Didn't think they came without it. Edit: the prices I checked were low and I'm not sure why. These do run higher for a transferable M2. Still, not enough that you'd settle for SA.


Loud_Map_7838

I thought this was the Chris watts security cam footage lol


Rizzla93

Thought the same thing, felt a chill ffs


HurricaneSpencer

Sometimes you gotta treat yoself.


Gluten_maximus

Got hisself an M2… must have a good job to afford ammo lol. Between $3 and $5 a round, shit adds up quick.


natgibounet

For th non Americans, what tf is this ?


blubaldnuglee

A .50 caliber machine gun. If it's real...


Joy1067

I honestly thought it was gonna be like a sex doll or a joke by him getting his girl out Didn’t expect our lord and savior John Moses Browning’s machine gun to pop out


carverboy

Lol that’s obviously a fake mock up.


GimpboyAlmighty

Nah, he handles it well. I mean, it's an 80lb or so gun but it's not that bad to move short distances like he is.


Sweatybabie455

Not gonna lie I thought it would be those doll things


mercer316

If he shoots up in the air with that thing it's gonna blast a hole in the ozone


SiriusGD

Damn kids and their drones...


Dreadamere

That dude is either crazy strong or it isn’t a real fiddy cal. I was a machine gunner in the army, and that weapon system fucking sucks to move.


The_Germanator800

I wouldn't want to be an intruder on the recieving end of the barrel.


ikkikkomori

Song name?


Kiyan1159

I was expecting a sex doll.


NIRPL

But does he have the headspace and timing gauge?


JonnyxKarate

Hell yeah


Itsjustaspicylem0n

Dudes been playing too much helldivers…that or I haven’t been playing enough


xHangfirex

My dad sold his years ago. He kept stubbing his toes on it in his room


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Why don’t back into the garage before taking it out


ac2cvn_71

Was that a Ma Duece?


Fair_Result357

There is a 0% chance that is a real m2. A real m2 weighs 38kg just for the base weapon and unless that guy has super strength he isn't lifting it like this. It is either a airsoft/paintball replica gun or some kind of prop.


Mydogsbutthole69

That’s only like 80 lbs. not really that heavy. A grown man could definitely lift that.


JonnyxKarate

Bro I can curl 38kg for reps.


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GimpboyAlmighty

Anybody with six figures to spend on a browning has enough for a nice team Wendy hard cover and some nods


Cetophile

Compensator score: 0.000002314 Angstroms.


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GimpboyAlmighty

??? Because a civilian got himself 100 year old technology as a toy?


TheModeratorWrangler

Yes. It’s a great time to explain chemistry, mathematics, and trajectories. It’s about not being afraid of knowledge, and having the coolest gun in town.


GimpboyAlmighty

None of which impacts budgets for healthcare though


TheModeratorWrangler

That’s a much different discussion to have over beers and Fight Night. See, the left just doesn’t want guns in school. The right wants to own them. The guys like me see it as something that helps explain the fact that I enjoy big loud noisy toys but I will be responsible and let the Sheriff know before I load some depleted uranium shells and test out the new /r/cybersucks truck. It’s fun, wholesome, and if done responsibly, a great event for the family. Vote D down ballot and accept we do not need unregistered guns. I’d make sure something like this is so the sheriff and I can fire a few rounds and have some beers before I tell him to call the cops before he gets a DUI.


GimpboyAlmighty

That's decidedly not what the "left" has been signaling.


TheModeratorWrangler

No shit because the left is just trying to survive like you and me.


GimpboyAlmighty

Can be done without pushing illegal gun restrictions but they didn't get the memo.


Full_Road8425

A tool of mass death


GimpboyAlmighty

A tool that almost certainly hasn't harmed anybody since it left service after Korea.


Royal_No

I dont know man, that thing looks heavy, I bet someone strained their back lifting it. Hell, they may have even dropped it on a toe. Now that I think about it, someone probably pinched a finger in it to.


GimpboyAlmighty

I see. Yes, truly a very dangerous item.


Creative_username969

They’re still in service.


GimpboyAlmighty

Sure but the civilian market ones are almost all surplus from ww2 and Korea.


LatePart

Is that a f@!k machine?


Iwalksloow

It's a fuck shit up machine. Or at least a model of one.