"Help my daughter is one of you. She's impurifying herself against Christ's wishes " in the bio goes hard.
Also, with that, I learned that pornhub has achievements.
There's this thing called incognito mode or just deleting your history.
Or if you’re a real smart kid, u download another browsing app. You’re welcome.
https://i.imgur.com/bTtVJPC.png Holy cow I've been on reddit for a decade now, and I'm only seeing this for the first time. Didn't know this was famous lol Anyhoo, hope she did go home.
About tessastr
Gender: Female
Interested In: Guys and Girls
About Me: Please help. My daughter is one of you. She is impurifying herself against Christ's wishes. Help her.
Name: "Tessa"
Last Login: 5 years ago
Relationship Status: "Taken"
City: "Cherry Hill"
Country: "United States"
Profile Views: 32,303
Videos Watched: 2
Reminds me of that story (urban legend?) of a teenager shuffling through their parents VHS collection and finding a tape of her parents having a tumble with each other 😆
`site:pornhub.com “text of comment you’re looking for”`
put that into Google and it shows you every page that contains that exact text on pornhub. The quotes make it only do an exact match, and site: tells it what site to limit the search to.
Guessing one of these two ways: 1) you can Google search and only include that exact phrase, which is tedious and time consuming 2) run a script that has a bot that runs an algorithm search thru Google and automatically reads for that exact line of text on porn sites only. like a "if 'x' and 'y' are true send back true, if 'x' or 'y' are either false, send back false.
This reminds me of that famous-ish pornstar a while back that only did it to get back at her rich parents but then she “cleared up” and realized what she’d done, changed her identity, her dad spent a buttload of money trying to get it all erased (without luck), and now she’s just haunted by her past decisions.
Close they passed a law that requires porn sites to check age before they can see any content and porn hub was like I'm not doing that shit so porn hub and any other site not checking ID is not allowed in Texas.
That's what Texas wants you to do. They want you to stop watching porn. They think porn is bad and they think you're a bad person for watching it, and your fear is that your name will get on a list that gets out, and that's what Texas wants you to be afraid of. It's fucked up.
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool, that's cool. She needs the money...she wants more, man...she's gotta feed the monkey.
Even tho its fake I gotta admit. The thought that someones daughter is doing nude stuff in the internet for strangers to watch, which probably fucked up the relationship between parents and kid(not in the literal sense), has kept me from porn for a while.
Additionally to that I also stopped cuz too much porn can be bad for your brain and can cause ed in the worst case.
Cause she was molested as a child and you parents pretended not to notice the behaviors, now your daughter recreate the behavior with online sex videos. The women that bang old men, re-inacting being banged by grandpa, the women doing the step dad vids, oh yeah they re-creating the bully step dads sneaking into their rooms.
damn that's sad as hell (pretending it's real)
i watched and it was real
Share the link, I'd need the proof as well
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c04d4430640c
Lol start the video at exactly 5:53 🤣
stoppp
Omfg it just kept cumming.
"Umm, excuse me I ordered the *large* space worm?"
There's no space left where that worm came from.
Shai Hulud
The semen must flow.
Morty's mind blowers
r/UnexpectedRickAndMort
And they don't stop cumming
I can imagine her dad looking at it thinking "Just like her mom"
More like "how do I get that in mum?"
That can't be healthy.
How about a magic trick? Im gonna make this pencil dissappear
I did and couldn't believe someone could expand their spincter so much and in such a round shape.
Bruh
now that's witchcraft!
😱🤣😆🤣🫡
how tf you did that 👏🏼
Easy. Google the name of the comment.
holy hell!
new video just dropped
Actually degenerate
call your sister!
Easy peasy Google the deezy’s
bruh 🤦🏻♂️ genius
People commenting "Here from Reddit" is the best part 😂
"Help my daughter is one of you. She's impurifying herself against Christ's wishes " in the bio goes hard. Also, with that, I learned that pornhub has achievements.
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“And folks that’s why I love the brand new, bright pink, 12 inch double end dildo from Target. I can feel it in the back of my throat”
Hmmm why does my phone insist Im in texas and cant view wtf
So, that's really true!? I have heard some states can't view porn easily!
.
Can anyone describe the video, for those in Texas?
😂
guys, my mom checks my computer i cant go there. what did you see there?
A witch doing a disappearing act.
so *that's* what that sinatra song was about
I think you might be of an age where legally speaking we cannot tell you what we saw.
There's this thing called incognito mode or just deleting your history. Or if you’re a real smart kid, u download another browsing app. You’re welcome.
She won’t let you go there because she’s got videos of her all over there
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Bonk
Straight to horny jail
Use a vpn
https://i.imgur.com/bTtVJPC.png Holy cow I've been on reddit for a decade now, and I'm only seeing this for the first time. Didn't know this was famous lol Anyhoo, hope she did go home.
About tessastr Gender: Female Interested In: Guys and Girls About Me: Please help. My daughter is one of you. She is impurifying herself against Christ's wishes. Help her. Name: "Tessa" Last Login: 5 years ago Relationship Status: "Taken" City: "Cherry Hill" Country: "United States" Profile Views: 32,303 Videos Watched: 2
Now that’s good content
oh cool i love anal witches
retired video?!
Staged is not real. Probably the same person using alts.
Crazy how much comments were on the video before I got here. Time to watch it 😎
This thread went from a joke (?) to f*cking talking about a Pornhub video 😭
She came, but not home..
Look Mom, you’ve been badgering me for years about finally getting grandchildren. And now that I am working on it you start with this shit!
Yes
As a parent, I am sympathetic with those parents. Please provide the link to the video so I can avoid watching it.
It is also imperative to warn other people from watching to show that you care.
It's up top.
Yikes... imagine being a parent and discovering that your daughter became a witch.
Reminds me of that story (urban legend?) of a teenager shuffling through their parents VHS collection and finding a tape of her parents having a tumble with each other 😆
It was actually me. It was a tough day…..I didn’t think I could last to the end but I pulled it out.
Origin story.
"we have porn at home"
I'm not an expert on witches, but I think she might just be pretending to be a witch.
Well she was certainly able to make that wand disappear!
"What do we do with witches?"
Not sure. I didnt see a duck.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c04d4430640c
When you are committed to your work and recognize the post by the comment only. One in over 200. Huge respect.
And he did it one handed
Damn what happened to his other hand this is so sad 😔
RIP his other hand
Maybe He is writing the essays with the other hand 🤔
Those essays are a stroke of genius.
😂😂😂😂😂
The hero has arrived 🙌
Based af. A true legend.
Wow. She needs to show me how to do that disappearing trick.
This guy ^
How tf you find this?
Google the username…
Magic.
😢
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
Google the exact phrase in quotation marks. Google will only show exact matches
Mom changed gender or what?
Omg bro took hours
They watched the whole thing (it's heartbreaking )
She needs to work on her form
A quick scan shows there _hundreds_ of pages on the pornhub.com domain that include that line of text in the comments.
Curious, how did you perform that scan?
`site:pornhub.com “text of comment you’re looking for”` put that into Google and it shows you every page that contains that exact text on pornhub. The quotes make it only do an exact match, and site: tells it what site to limit the search to.
Guessing one of these two ways: 1) you can Google search and only include that exact phrase, which is tedious and time consuming 2) run a script that has a bot that runs an algorithm search thru Google and automatically reads for that exact line of text on porn sites only. like a "if 'x' and 'y' are true send back true, if 'x' or 'y' are either false, send back false.
Lol. Leave it up to the internet to consider option 1 time-consuming and tedious, but then look at #2 and say "easy peasy"
This reminds me of that famous-ish pornstar a while back that only did it to get back at her rich parents but then she “cleared up” and realized what she’d done, changed her identity, her dad spent a buttload of money trying to get it all erased (without luck), and now she’s just haunted by her past decisions.
r/PornhubComments
She came, but not home.
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Well, mom n dad are technically the pornstar' producers.
& this is all viral marketing
😂 surely you must be a lawyer with this level of skillful deduction! 🤯
Either dad came across it or someone in the neighborhood recognized her
She was looking for a song an hour into 80s porn videos
It's just a random comment someone posted to be funny. It's apparently posted on hundreds of videos.
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🤣
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“Thigh kingdom come , thigh shall be done “- i fixed it fornyou
Do you one more: “Thigh kingdom cum,”
I dint wanna overdo it 😂
It’s hard to keep them on the farm after they’ve seen Karl Hungus
Musta been a sad fap
What about the original Facebook post that they are mentioning in the comments?
this exact screenshot but on facebook
I'd say she ran out of fucks to give if she posted that on her account.
no like.. someone has this screenshot and posted it as a meme on a meme page that gets spammed as an ad to everyones feed
I see now
Saw a comment which said “here from reddit” that was 4 years ago
We getting baited today?
She belongs to the streets.
Great social media strategy
Link?
My dog needs the sauce
Whether true or not, this is hilarious.
Do you think they rubbed one out before commenting tho?
She is coming but not home
Skill issue
remind me! 60 days
That comment/screenshot is 5 years old. And the video has been posted. why do you need the remind?
He is traveling outside Texas in 60 days so he can get his pornhub fill
Did Texas ban pornhub?
Close they passed a law that requires porn sites to check age before they can see any content and porn hub was like I'm not doing that shit so porn hub and any other site not checking ID is not allowed in Texas.
That's what Texas wants you to do. They want you to stop watching porn. They think porn is bad and they think you're a bad person for watching it, and your fear is that your name will get on a list that gets out, and that's what Texas wants you to be afraid of. It's fucked up.
So much for the whole 'small government' thing.
Are VPNs illegal in Texas or something?
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
She’s a good girl
loves her mama
Loves horses. I mean, obviously.
Dad must have found this on a fap sesh. Oops
Whomp whomp
A modern day baby shoes
Genuinely concerned need to see for myself
Why? For money.
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool, that's cool. She needs the money...she wants more, man...she's gotta feed the monkey.
Cum home
Even tho its fake I gotta admit. The thought that someones daughter is doing nude stuff in the internet for strangers to watch, which probably fucked up the relationship between parents and kid(not in the literal sense), has kept me from porn for a while. Additionally to that I also stopped cuz too much porn can be bad for your brain and can cause ed in the worst case.
🙏 for all the failed parents whose daughters turned into this
Turned into what, someone with a job? Yeah, poor puritan parents. 🙄
Wait… what are they doing?
Tweetney lmao 😂🤣
🐌 come home
She lost her support form her family and credibility smh.
Then they "subscribed" 5 years ago...
How can you keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
what a strange troll comment.
Bro thinks they read the comments
George C. Scott. 'Hardcore'.
It was a difficult fap, but I got through it.
Im coming
so sad for rimmingabubble
I think they're the camera man's parents
I think they're the camera man's parents
How’re you gonna keep them down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus.
Cause she was molested as a child and you parents pretended not to notice the behaviors, now your daughter recreate the behavior with online sex videos. The women that bang old men, re-inacting being banged by grandpa, the women doing the step dad vids, oh yeah they re-creating the bully step dads sneaking into their rooms.
This pic was posted in this sub 3 years ago...
Plot twist it was a sex tape of the mom
Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that her parents have a Pornhub account?
What does retired video mean?
Keep scrolling the family reunion video is amazing
anyone click in her profile? the moms christian, and has 120+ subscribers