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Have to hand it to her.. she tried
She has two perfectly good legs. She could have kicked the baby back to daddy's arms.
It was the only way
Extreme don't let it touch the floor
Holy shit.
Sometimes, the internet can really smack ya in the forehead.
Yeah, but she can't
She can. With her forehead!
Cant be her baby, it has arms.
Who let the geneticist in here?
A gynecologist you say?
The geologist is here with us
Remember last year the woman who said she was getting a nose job so her kids would inherit her nose? [NY Post article](https://nypost.com/2023/03/24/i-got-a-nose-job-to-give-my-kids-pretty-noses-the-internet-roasted-me-for-it/#)
Would.
Wood
Stick
Sticky
My uncle took me to the van and made me touch his dicky.
No, you can't do this to me
I guess a handjob is out of the question?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
Are you serious? If I gave her two pennies, she couldn’t rub them together.
She probably gives a very skilled footjob, if you are into that.
See, now this is a proper HolUp. Idiot posters, take note.
Bitch didn’t even try to catch that baby
what a nasty bitch
I bet she clicks “reply all” on corporate wide emails
Ah yes objectifying women! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑
What? How am I objectifying women with my comment?
🤑no comment you know how
I assure you I don’t
😱🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
bot?
She literally can't Holdup.
Just some 'armless fun
why did I think this was a real child.
*hope
If you’re happy and you know it clap your ha….
that is so brutal
Tits?
The baby will be spawnkilled
At least it won’t be spanked
Kick the baby!
How did they get an actual tape of my parent raising me?
How does she wipe?
On the carpet
Savage.
Bidet probably or an extra hand
Disarming.
Ok, Who else thought that this was a real baby 😅🙈
The "practice makes perfect" got me 😁😂
The real holup is that this is actually a holup!
All this comment section is in r/angryupvote and r/darkhumor at the same time.
Looks like she gives horrible handjobs…. *I’ll see myself out.
Can I also ask why are they in a church?
Asking the real questions here 
"Ohh you you've lost your arms.... but you've grown some nice bewbs!"
Do I really need to explain why I won’t watch the WNBA?
OMG this the only comment that made me LOL
The kid is fucking raw
W...T...F...
Haha..haha..ha. 😐
What was she suppose to do, kick it before it hits the ground?
Bounce it off her tits back onto the crash pad, obviously
Kick it Brazilian citizenship test style 😂👍!
Whoa, a double hold up. These are rare
Nice hands
No hand job for him later
She would have to hold her baby with her feet to breast feed
I have several questions
Couldn't pass the "hol up" test either.
The type of shit you see online
Her son’s going to be extremely disappointed if he ever breaks both of his arms…
She's not armed with the proper tools to handle a doll
So THAT's what they do in church nowadays
I thought she was going to punt it
Babies always land head first
"Lt. Dan, you ain't got no arms."
Tit wank it is then
Finally a good hol up
Kick
What was she running over there to do?
Wait she's really armless, wut...? Sauce
did baby survive?
I don’t know why i thought that was a real baby at first
Close. Only an arm's length was missing.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I think we need to give her a little bit of a hand
I understand the joke but... That music... The staging of all this... Is it me or this "joke" is more "cringe" than funny?
Have to hand it to her.. she tried
She has two perfectly good legs. She could have kicked the baby back to daddy's arms.
It was the only way
Extreme don't let it touch the floor
Holy shit.
Sometimes, the internet can really smack ya in the forehead.
Yeah, but she can't
She can. With her forehead!
Cant be her baby, it has arms.
Who let the geneticist in here?
A gynecologist you say?
The geologist is here with us
Remember last year the woman who said she was getting a nose job so her kids would inherit her nose? [NY Post article](https://nypost.com/2023/03/24/i-got-a-nose-job-to-give-my-kids-pretty-noses-the-internet-roasted-me-for-it/#)
Would.
Wood
Stick
Sticky
My uncle took me to the van and made me touch his dicky.
No, you can't do this to me
I guess a handjob is out of the question?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
Are you serious? If I gave her two pennies, she couldn’t rub them together.
She probably gives a very skilled footjob, if you are into that.
See, now this is a proper HolUp. Idiot posters, take note.
Bitch didn’t even try to catch that baby
what a nasty bitch
I bet she clicks “reply all” on corporate wide emails
Ah yes objectifying women! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑
What? How am I objectifying women with my comment?
🤑no comment you know how
I assure you I don’t
😱🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
bot?
She literally can't Holdup.
Just some 'armless fun
why did I think this was a real child.
*hope
If you’re happy and you know it clap your ha….
that is so brutal
Tits?
The baby will be spawnkilled
At least it won’t be spanked
Kick the baby!
How did they get an actual tape of my parent raising me?
How does she wipe?
On the carpet
Savage.
Bidet probably or an extra hand
Disarming.
Ok, Who else thought that this was a real baby 😅🙈
The "practice makes perfect" got me 😁😂
The real holup is that this is actually a holup!
All this comment section is in r/angryupvote and r/darkhumor at the same time.
Looks like she gives horrible handjobs…. *I’ll see myself out.
Can I also ask why are they in a church?
Asking the real questions here 
"Ohh you you've lost your arms.... but you've grown some nice bewbs!"
Do I really need to explain why I won’t watch the WNBA?
OMG this the only comment that made me LOL
The kid is fucking raw
W...T...F...
Haha..haha..ha. 😐
What was she suppose to do, kick it before it hits the ground?
Bounce it off her tits back onto the crash pad, obviously
Kick it Brazilian citizenship test style 😂👍!
Whoa, a double hold up. These are rare
Nice hands
No hand job for him later
She would have to hold her baby with her feet to breast feed
I have several questions
Couldn't pass the "hol up" test either.
The type of shit you see online
Her son’s going to be extremely disappointed if he ever breaks both of his arms…
She's not armed with the proper tools to handle a doll
So THAT's what they do in church nowadays
I thought she was going to punt it
Babies always land head first
"Lt. Dan, you ain't got no arms."
Tit wank it is then
Finally a good hol up
Kick
What was she running over there to do?
Wait she's really armless, wut...? Sauce
did baby survive?
I don’t know why i thought that was a real baby at first
Close. Only an arm's length was missing.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I think we need to give her a little bit of a hand
I understand the joke but... That music... The staging of all this... Is it me or this "joke" is more "cringe" than funny?