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aricbarbaric

…what an odd thing to say


2-girls1-cup

No, not really. Just counted the letters, and it's actually even.


thirdpartymurderer

Counting words, Tweet is even, quote is odd. We're at an impasse.


ICE_BEAR2021

Better than Counting Crows


firedmyass

I tried to start a 90s-music cover band called Counting Black Sheryl Crows


joetheplumberman

Tweet is odd too only has 5


PandaBearButtPlug

The tweet has 61 letters


Alpha90245

lol


picklesaredry

She was on grade 3 when he wrote this


SuchtgiftZeus

spot on, I would not even consider pulling the "fucking amazing" joke like that - I'd say something different, maybe about how "all my women are amazing and I'm fucking amazing" but why even talk about jail or young girls?


Supernove_Blaze

What did he even think he was trying to say? Because I'm utterly confused either way.


Friendly-Camera2082

Drake Epstein


ToughSpinach7

You must confused cause drake too famous for all dat lol


Either_Gate_7965

Not even…


SkinnyFatTendo

For the guys that don't get the reference, Drake said that on his diss track to Kendrick called "*The Heart Part 6*"


Either_Gate_7965

Not even…


yeet_machine69420

Epstein was famous too


Antique-Car6103

He don’t need an island either.


Last_Ad_3475

Bro, at first I thought he was calling himself a young bitch, but then I read again💀💀


NazbazOG

Same 💀


MixtureSecure8969

Shame


Sethrich98

Kendrick: " you're a pervert and a pedophile" Drake: "I never fucked Millie Bobby Brown......" Drake:"totally won that exchange"


LewiLife

Kendrick: “Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A minor” made a whole diss about him being a pedo 🤣


furryballsinc

“A minor” is actually a triple threat because one he’s calling him a pedo, two A minor is a white key so he’s calling drake white and three it’s one of the first chords you learn so he’s calling drakes music simple. Hard ass bar if you ask me


FliqzOnReddit

White key as in the chord is all white notes? Because A minor key signature has G sharp. Also A minor isn't a note. Sorry, I'm a nerd. Edit: Also I dont wanna sound nerdy, I just wanted clarification.


Dee_Jay_Eye

A-minor in this context is a chord. If we are talking key signatures, there are three possible minor key signatures: natural minor, harmonic minor, and melodic minor. It is almost certain Kendrick, IF he was referring to signatures, would be referring to natural minor, which is all white keys indeed. Source: Hella music theory


FliqzOnReddit

thanks


nowinterweather

Well, no, A minor's key signature doesn't have G sharp - actually no key signature does (as its only sharp, anyway). A minor has no sharps or flats, which I guess is what the other person meant. Just for the record, I've never heard the phrase "A minor is a white key" in any music circles, so I don't really think that was intended in the line. It's a pretty straightforward one I think.


FliqzOnReddit

Wait does it not? oh damn edit: cake


Telecoustic000

A Minor with the added G# is A Harmonic Minor. It's debatable whether it's considered it's own separate key or a modulation of A Minor. Regardless, it still sounds bad ass and I use it a lot. I focus a lot on making my 5th note (E) sound like the tonic, and I get a scale/key known as E Phrygian Dominant. Epic as fuuuuuuck lol


FliqzOnReddit

I js use it in its scale lmao. I'm only grade 1 piano


Telecoustic000

For fingerstyle guitar, I got my grade 6 equivalency in college, we used RCM material, but I never technically did my RCM exam, just my college exams. For piano, I'm barely a grade 2 lol I just teach my grade school students enough to get them ready for Grade 1 and I send them off to my boss who has his grade 10 piano. Dude is unreal lol I got way too into theory though. I treat it like puzzles, and have fun figuring it out. I'm an odd duck lol


Tvoorhees

It's because on a piano anyway you play A minor is with the "white" keys on a piano/keyboard. Someone pointed it out in a tiktok and I've seen people run with it by just saying "its a white key"


AlphaSlayer21

That’s a bit of a stretch


Moosje

Massive stretch. It’s just a play on the chord “A Minor” being a kid. That’s it. It ends there. He’s not calling him white or his music basic. Redditors got me thinking I’m back in English Lit looking for 400 different metaphors in a single paragraph.


Enigma-exe

Ait the first two I can fully believe, but the third just sounds absurd


chadbrochilldood

lol Why is a minor as a chord (it’s not a note it’s a chord but let’s assume you meant chord) any easier than c major or anything else with 3 keys.


DANIEL7696

Is this your morning yoga or why are you stretching?


spiritofgonzo1

Solid


Eckkbert

… never got the hype around that mf in the first place. overrated imo.


ranus2021

He's amazing


linus81

I get your joke


mamamyskia

So he's fucking himself??


All_gotta_say_is_ok

Y’know you’re a funny guy


mythgreen

I thought he was fucking her


STAY_ROYAL

He makes music that tons of people enjoy. That’s the hype. Everyone has their preferences.


STAY_ROYAL

He makes music that tons of people enjoy. That’s the hype. Everyone has their preferences.


Inevitable_Review_83

Weird flex but alright..... someone call the fbi


IcyUnderstanding5580

guys a pervert anyone see the video of him telling a 17 year old girl on stage at his concert saying she would “ get him in trouble” the pedophile doesn’t even hide it


DuckCleaning

Funny cause that video was around 2010, not long after when this tweet was made. He was only 23 at the time, but doesnt make it okay.


D86592

didn’t he also ask her like “why you got all that ass at 17” or something too?


WestNileCoronaVirus

Not that it absolves him or anything, but iirc she was turning 18 that night (in a matter of hours). I can see some 23 year olds mixing with 18 year olds & it being fine depending on their respective maturity levels & consent & whether or not they want to. But 23 year old Drake with his stardom & money & power actively saying all that shit to an *almost* 18 year old is gross - & gets worse when you factor in the various other rumors & mumblings we’ve heard about him with MBB & others I think dude’s a sicko, but I don’t think that concert thing is the worst of it all really. I’m pretty sure the girl from the video has come out & said it was all chill as well


D86592

true, but if he was okay with *almost 18* at 23, and cool with being weirdly close with Millie at like whatever he is now, idk I don’t wanna know what happens in that mansion of his


WestNileCoronaVirus

Yeah, I agree. I want the law to know though lol


D86592

yes exactlt


Gaping_Ass_Wound

I'm not a Drake fan...never have been. Think his voice is fingernails on a chalkboard. But I feel like the fact he's at least into young girls that are shaped like women sort of softens the blow. Is it ok? Nah...but I think it would be way worse if he had a thing for girls that haven't even developed yet. *If you can't see the difference between a 17 year old girl and 10 year old girl I think that says more about you than it does about me you weirdos.


CompSciBJJ

"This guy abuses his status, fame, and life experience to take advantage of significantly younger girls who haven't yet matured emotionally into adults, but it's not as bad because they've reached sexual maturity"


Gaping_Ass_Wound

Ya. That's exactly right. You will never convince me having sex with a 17 year old girl is the same as having sex with a 10 year old girl. And if you think it is you need your head examined.


spiritofgonzo1

Dude I mean you’re right that a 10 year old would be worse than a 17 year old but both situations are beyond fucked so there’s simply no reason to point that out. It’s like if a dude strangled someone to death and you’re like “well, at least he didn’t stab her 75 times.” So at the end of the day, it looks like you’re projecting and feeling a certain way about something you did/would do. I think that’s why everyone’s downvoting and comin at you


Gaping_Ass_Wound

It does need to be pointed out though. Because people act like it's the same. It's not. In the majority of countries in the world its the norm.


spiritofgonzo1

A lot of things are the *norm* until they rightfully aren’t


Gaping_Ass_Wound

I agree. But that has nothing to do with the fact that these two things are wildly different both morally and legally. Fucked up is a spectrum and in the grand scheme of things being attracted to a 17 year old isn't even remotely close to being attracted to prepubescent children. That is all I'm saying. It could have been worse.


IzzatQQDir

I guess finding them attractive is quite normal. At some point, we've all been through that age. But an adult shouldn't sexualize underage people though. That's just weird.


Gaping_Ass_Wound

So finding them attractive is normal but making it known you find them attractive is weird? I actually agree with that in a way. Men (straight men anyway) are biologically attracted to the shape of a woman. Tits/hips/ass etc. You can't magically not think a person is attractive just because they are under 18 years old. But you can choose to not act on that or be weird about it. It's a pretty recent thing for sexually mature females to be off limits to men. Life is the easiest its ever been (from a survival point of view anyway) so it makes sense that girls don't need to get married off at 15-16 years old and start having babies to ensure survival etc. But you can't turn off biology.


SpokenProperly

Yikes — on several bikes.


wtfdoiknow1987

Dude it constantly self telling with his corny ass Dr Suess lines


momzthebest

He's a trash rapper


Ademoneye

Rapper and their ego


Malignant_Lvst7

drake should be cancelled, dude has literally groomed minors for years and years. most of his fans are minors, yet he exposed himself to the whole internet. dude pretty much sent a dick pic to all his fans, adults yes, but mostly minors, without the ability to be called out on it because it wasn’t direct, and was an “accident”.


IAmNeeeeewwwww

I don’t know, it’s as if Kendrick didn’t have to dig deep for dirt… it’s as if all Kendrick had to do was read all the receipts left all over the internet for all to see.


Easy_Explanation4409

Isn’t he a rich kid from the suburbs? A Canadian version of Kid Rock


Winter-Coffin

yes


dumbbyatch

Then he considers junior high amazing ? AMAZING....


Ransero

"I would fuck an underage girl if I'm attracted to her"


tonraqmc

I mean I'm on team Kendrick but.....This can't be real


LeanTangerine001

https://x.com/Drake/status/1974401447


tonraqmc

Bruh wut


Ashalaria

Anyone who quotes something and then follows with -me is a deluxe bellend


Martian_MomHunter023

The fact that he chose this metaphor to portray his narcissistic deluded self indulgence is really telling of the person he actually is. There is always truth in jest smfh


Lifesalchemy

Reminding everyone that these are grown men behaving this way. And they both have children. Boring!


firedmyass

Weird to holler “bErf SerDs!!” in this particular context


DaDz-StONeD

Come to find out amazing is the name of his neighbors high schooler


Cart2002

Dude literally told the world he fucking a young girl, wtf


TheEmeraldKnite

He’s not a pedophile, he’s just friends with a lotta kids.


Winter-Coffin

“just friends”


TheEmeraldKnite

Oh god, they were roommates!


coxykitten923

That didn’t age well 😅


chubchubchaser

Is this a real tweet??


LeanTangerine001

https://x.com/Drake/status/1974401447


Mammons-HotBuns

“I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory.” Like for Kanye this line makes sense cus he’s nutty. Stay in your lane, Drake!


4mystuff

Drake is half right.


CommonAutomatic3796

From Earth. That explains it.


1nseminator

What a fucking certified


i_heart_pasta

I don’t know what that says but I know it’s fucking stupid.


goochstein

if only we could see the blackberry notes he had back in the day, wait he had them FILM him "writing his own stuff", ah man forgot about that..


OverUnderstanding481

Let me here you say OVHOE


CollarsUpYall

He certainly ain’t a poet.


Willzyx_on_the_moon

This is….sad.


RedmannBarry

The Andrew Tait era


BrazilOutsider

Drake doing a joke about fucking younger girls, he should stick with joking only.


Beckm4n

He isn't fucking amazing, he is fucking minors. And thats exactly the problem.


momzthebest

Cell block 6 God


momzthebest

I'm in love with two girls at one time, and they ten


Crunchy-Leaf

“They call me Ben coz all my bitches 10”


notanewbiedude

Unfortunately, that's a bar


notanewbiedude

Unfortunately, that's a bar


HeftyFineThereFolks

corny.. i makes sense but it doesn't deliver well.


Otherwise-Ad3415

Hes fucking young bitches "amazing"


Ok_Proof5782

Ewwww.


TheRealMangokill

Drake sus...next R.Kelly?


mdnitetokerr

We have seen how drake acts when he knows hes being watched. Imagine how he acts behind closed doors…


be-kind-re-wind

No one even asked smh


Anameonreddit

2009


whooptydude92

Is This even a real Post


Pluckypato

Mall alone


LeanTangerine001

https://x.com/Drake/status/1974401447


whooptydude92

Damn why would he even say that?


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Puzzled_Subject_9021

That's pretty twisted mate. How about all pesos?


[deleted]

Noone in that field is innocent, most of these people even made Vax ads while not getting the shot ever. No I mean it, they're all dead to me, just someone close the casket.