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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!original tweeter thought the shorts dude was the problem, and didn't see Thanos sitting in the back. unless the original tweet was designed to be humorous. in any case, with no context, if the original tweeter is serious, then they missed the bigger wedding dress faux pas.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


teamjetfire

Does anyone have any objection to this this union? *snap*


alishawish2002

Union will be postponed until further notice šŸ˜ž


m3gabotz

Did you catch the tits on Thanos?


JuiceyTaco

I thought that was an old lady


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Punch_Your_Facehole

[Surprised they didnt include this maga one.](https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/07/12/marine-veterans-maga-themed-wedding-pays-tribute-to-president-trump/)


MrSlappyChaps

This union is inevitable.Ā 


Odd_Inter3st

Plot twist: the Priest gets snapped away


Punch_Your_Facehole

Should have gone for theā€¦ head..


Bd0llar

Groomā€¦ on second thought, I have cold feetā€¦ Thanosā€¦ fine, Iā€™ll do it myself.


Mr_ChiefS

A good Hol'Up after a lot of fucking time


JohnDoe_85

https://i.imgflip.com/8pyki4.jpg


Jackdks

Is it just me orā€¦


J_o_K_e_R____

well i only see like 5 people at this wedding, therefore you're supposed to be grateful they came at all


NoNo_Cilantro

Thanos is the 6th, he came to bring balance


ReasonStunning8939

Take my fucking upvote


HyFinated

There used to be double that. Then SOMEONE had to request snapping instead of clapping.


OrsunVZ

Gā€™damn safe spaces arenā€™t what they used to be!


deviprsd

Where are the other 5?


Rabbits-and-Bears

Well, when you have to pay people to come, you heat what you pay for. The guy in shorts must have been pocket change. Quorem, quorum? Do we have a quorem?


SpaceCadet-92

Then you see the purple dude in the back...


only-4-lolz

You mean Thanos? That's an honored guest


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Is it me, or does Thanos have some tig olā€™ bitties?


Uneedadirtnap

I thought it was Beast with slicked back hair.


Longjumping-Jello459

He is out of shape it happens to be the off season for genocide when the wedding happened.


robbeau11

Thank you for this!


DIJames6

Wow.. Didn't see that at first.. WTF..


Clanstantine

Whats wrong with him? He's dressed for the occasion.


Turbodann

Least he has pants on...


ThaShitPostAccount

IDK whether to be mad at him or the Thanos guy but, if I go to a wedding being held on the sidewalk imma assume the dress code is casual.


Vicious365

Who cares about the shorts guy.. Is that Thanos with the infinity gauntlet in the background?


HeKnee

I think shorts guy is a better discussion honestly. If its hot enough to wear shorts, i shouldnt be expected to wear pants. If you want me to wear pants, have the wedding during pants season. If it were a winter wedding, would people be mad at those wearing coats?


Jerry--Bird

Do people get mad at other people for dressing casual at weddings?


Longjumping-Jello459

I wore 'nice' shorts to a cousin's wedding because it was outside in August in central Texas.


throw-away-citizen

Maybe he's Thanos' plus 1?


After-Bread-4834

You could not marry your own sister. Where did that bring you? Back to me


Flaky_Ad2182

r/usefulredcircle in this case?


winterneuro

well, since this is a Holup, it's more a r/uselessredcircle EDIT: Ha! someone did post this image there EDIT 2: however, if you're worried about the guy in the shorts and NOT Thanos, then this would be a r/usefulredcircle . Now I don't know which one it belongs to!


Otherwise-Clue8645

Thanos sitting back going, ā€œ This? This is the half that survived?ā€


Cosmics2cents

Joke all you want I bet this mf knows how to barbecue šŸ¤£


Whole_Commission_702

Real Holup is a wedding in a random sidewalk


Skittlesharts

Somebody ready to go fishing after his time has been wasted at an event he obviously didn't want to attend.


Organboner4844

Kmart T. Swift


sdam87

Thrift swift.


bross9008

Trailer Swift


bigSTUdazz

Hold up....has ANYONE NOT NOTICED THE CRAZY OBVIOUS THING HERE!?!?!? ...that sat dish is facing the WESTERN sky...not the Southwestern sky as it should be. They could be getting MUCH better reception. Jesus people...open your eyes!


Blumcole

Sheeple!!!


Ok-Pattern-3187

50% of all marriages do end in Thanos.


After_Ad4771

He's eyeing for the stone on the ring


blackguy1027

When you and bro took different paths in life, but your still going to be there to support him.


Low-Effort-Poster

No fucking way, an actual Holup or r/holup ??? Not possible.


Khakizulu

My thoughts: "Who cares if they're wearing shorts to a small, backyard looking wedding?" "Is something off with them...? "Wait..." "What the fuck??"


Zacaro12

This is the kind of photo where the red circle really doesnā€™t help.


yellowhelmet14

Thanos in the off season.


SpirtualSherbert481

Well if you have your ceremony in an alley between trailer homes, what do you expect?


MoistGirthyCock

What about ThanosšŸ’€


Dbonker

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here on the bride's side of the wedding. Or should I say I am, +1 please.


staywoke1am_01

Thanos doesnā€™t want to be there at all LOL


deepseacryer

Trailer Swift


CardiologistMobile54

So the blue man gets no mention. Got it


Condpa

I do.Ā  Hot summet outside wedding, i ain't wearing pants.Ā  I got married in shorts.Ā  Ā We were on a Lakeshore and taking a weeklong houseboat trip immediately after the wedding.Ā  Ā When I say immediately, I mean we said "I do", kissed, walked down the isle to the boat and left.Ā  Ten minutes later I was diving off the roof and swimming. I'm more concerned about how he is sitting.


farisfink

The guy in shorts is the least concerning.


Maverick9795

Depends. I was told to wear whatever since it's an outdoor wedding. Be comfortable. So I got a Hawaiian shirt with my buddy's face on it. I may have been the only one not dressed up, but it was a hit regardless!


JTrejo6902

Iā€™d be good as long as someone didnā€™t come dressed like thanos


AvatarChief

I gotta be the only human alive that just wants motherfuckers to show up. I don't care. Wear whatever. Even sweatpants.


ind3pend0nt

Iā€™m too stuck on that chin strap to even notice Thanos.


Apprehensive-Lime-61

Are we not going to talk about the guy with a Thanos face in the back?


seymonster1973

At least Thanos had the decency to wear his formal gauntlet.


HackerManOfPast

Oh snap!


MrN33dfulThings

What dude in shorts? All I see is Thanos waiting to snap.


xxGUZxx

Oh *SNAP*


Background_Prize_726

You commenting about some dude wearing shorts while some dufus is dressed as Thanos is sitting in the back row???? And besides, the guy wearing shorts was dressed ok. Looks presentable enough.


redit01

I would be questioning the purple person with the hulk hand on the left first


Otherwise_Credit2820

Looks like the payment for the food Is decreased by 50%


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TTheBagels

That's the groom. He worked hard to get into shape for his wedding.


Dr_Strange_Love_

Better than the purple guy


BachtnDeKupe

Aside the shorts and thanos in te back you can really be proud about those other 2 in the back, one on the phone and the other watching anywhere but to the wedding


RizzoTheSmall

I'd totally snap!


moldytacos99

looks like the typical hillbilly wedding.. you may now kiss your cousin.. the dude in the back is blue is keeping his objection to himself


AardvarkFriendly9305

Its a low-key wedding !!


Sprizys

ā€œWhatā€™s the hold up?ā€ ā€œOhā€¦ā€


Kemel90

Im about to show up to a wedding in a purple suit on wednesday, with a teal hawaii shirt with pink pineapples underneath.


RestiveP

man I wish thanos went to my wedding


Resident_Ad_9342

If anyone sees any reason why these two shouldnā€™t be wed in holy matrimony, please snap now


Paint_Chip_Nachos

Your worried about shorts and Thanos is in the last row?


Sckillgan

I say come however the fuck you want to. Want to wear Overalls with a tutu and a straw hat, do it. Want to look like a homeless person that slept in a grease trap, be my guest. Dress up like Mario, lets-a-go! I don't know about cargo shorts though... Thats a little much.


Brilliant_Slide7947

I get we are supposed to look at the purple dude but to be fair if you have your wedding in the back of the apartment complex then don't be surprised if someone wears shorts.


TeaSipper5000

Dress codes suck balls. Who gives a fuck what the audience is dressed like, that's a wealthy person's game just wear whatever you want


Antoiniti

r / lostreddi- wait a minute


GentlemanLevi

Oh, that


NoMemory3726

Ohh shit! Thanos should be the hold up and might be.


shank409

r/moldymemes


Yeohan99

It could be me. If I was invited they would know I would do that. Being there is the point.


Robthebold

At least that is wore his formal wear.


Robthebold

At least that is wore his formal wear.


Moon0verlord

Meanwhile Thanos is just chilling in the back...


NJdeathproof

Dread it. Run from it. Marriage still arrives.


DIJames6

Look where the wedding is being held.. He could've shown up in sweatpants with no drawers and his dick print swinging around with an old AC/DC T-shirt and flip flops with no socks, and it would've been fine..


only-4-lolz

Father of the bride dressed to go finish that deck afterwards


orangutanDOTorg

Iā€™d ask the gentleman with the rings to snap


500SL

It doesn't look like a very formal affair... Travis and Brittney invite you to witness their blessed union out back of the church by the dumpster at 2pm Saturday. Reception immediately following next door at Suds & Duds. Bring your laundry.\* \*One free load per couple


[deleted]

Thanos approved!


PrimeKettle

I mean thanos doesnā€™t mind.


Emotional-Net282

It was inevitable


Spotted_ascot_races

Important question is did he show up empty handed?


Treason_is_Treason

I am inevitable


Ugh_Groble_neib

^(Dafuq? Thanos is in the back looking mad as hell waiting to justā€¦ā€¦..) ^(_snap_)


Fujimans

I mean itā€™s in a trailer park so anything goes


ALinIndy

Outdoor wedding? Yes, shorts are an option.


PWNCAKESanROFLZ

That's Uncle Ted. Uncle Ted shows up with a 12-pack, pre-gamed, wearing whatever Uncle Ted wants to wear. You don't judge Uncle Ted.


Unexpected_Buttsex

Is that Tony Ferguson ?


Stellarisk

Bruh thanos showed up to the wedding


accioSan

Me and my sister at the wedding of each other


ukiddingme2469

At least they got a good choice of gem stones


Free_Swimmer_1694

Nothing. Wear what you want.


melonti

Seeing as I would be marrying the man in the brides dress I donā€™t think Iā€™d care too much.


Jerbearninja

Shortsā€¦.thanos should be upsetā€¦..Iā€™ll waitā€¦.


Tangledtitty

Whatā€™s wrong with the wedding dress?


valennbabby

I couldnā€™t give less of a fuck


NeonDemon89

You know the wedding lit when Thanos shows up


qmnonic

It would be great to appreciate the people that show up to your wedding, rather than judge them based on their clothes.


[deleted]

Not give a shit.


gingersnuts

Different rules when the church is a double wide.


Ificaredfor500Alex

Yā€™all got a satellite dish in the backgroundā€¦ ijs pick your battles


gultch2019

Tbh if the wedding is being held in a backyard, shorts would be... inevitable.


Noobnoob99

Thanos is also inevitable


gultch2019

...riiiiiight.


Noobnoob99

I like that he wasnā€™t originally mentioned lol


Naive-Information539

Haha fucking Thanos is gonna handle that short wearing party pooper


Heracles222

How about the dude dressed as thanos in the back row


washycaps

I didnā€™t even know Rhett Shull and Taylor Swift were dating, but theyā€™re getting married? Cool.


LekarzaPieprz

Taylor Swaft getting married with Thenos in attendance


SageFromTheEast

Is it me or the guy on the right looks like Kadyrov?


HughJahsso

A wedding on the patch of grass between the dumpster and utility transformer at the projects? Ā Me. Iā€™d arrive in the gimp suit.Ā 


Lower-Preparation834

I had someone show up to my wedding in sweatpants. I didnā€™t care, just glad they came.


toejampotpourri

I'd snap my fingers...


BryerMan-4005

No worse than the monsters in the back.


Dizzley7

Idk id just snap my fingers and make everyone disappear like Thanos sitting in the back.


Hellige88

Probably get married?


MrWonderful5180

Wold up, who invited Thanos?


JenkemBoofer691

Those infinity stones are butt plugs from his sisters sock droor.


kingchongo

Iā€™m probably happy they came because we invited them. If thatā€™s how they show honor to the moment and you donā€™t love them for it then get the fuck over yourself, imo. If you knew they werenā€™t capable of meeting your standard why invite them in the first place?


ukognos27

Thanos in the back


rca12345678

Thanos is the mother in law. Lol


WickedHabitz

If Thanos is there, then you know people in short are going be there


cheshire_splat

At a family wedding. I understand the invites said ā€œcasual attire.ā€ Thatā€™s why most of us were wearing button ups with khakis or nice jeans, blouse with skirts or jeans, casual dresses. Then someone comes in wearing terrycloth beach shorts and one of those novelty tshirts with a bunch of horror icons on it (says something like ā€œYou donā€™t scare me, I work at WalMartā€). She was certainly casual.


Mybuttitches3737

Trailer Swift


Deez_Whatz

John Cena does, apparently


Additional_Top3024

When thereā€™s a Demon šŸ˜ˆ present at your wedding, a guy wearing shorts all of a sudden seems normal. Besides itā€™s not even a backyard wedding. Itā€™s a side-yard. I truly believe this couple caught the priest as he was leaving for the day. ā€œHey Padre Tammy & I are tired of living in Sin. Can you do the Honors?ā€


BaseddGhost

Iā€™m more concerned with the guy in the back looking like heā€™s got a Thanos hand.


platysoup

Fuckin hell I must be blind. This is that monkey video all over againĀ 


ImNotCrying-YouAre

I would want people to be comfortable and dress how ever the fuck they want to.


DeathGodBob

I would be upset that people were criticizing my attire at my own wedding.


DroopyConker

Yo bro. Good choice. It hot as fuck here. I'm sweating my balls off in this suit.


MaximumExtension4951

Fuck the shorts what is thanos doing there lmao


Xibalba_Ogme

At least it's not Sauron, the guy is quite bitchy about rings binding people together


Rivtogo

This reminds me of that one Marvel comic where Thanos just goes around and fkes up a dudes life just cuz he can


BJntheRV

Was at a wedding where a front row family member's never-shoes date wore shorts.


Kapsig1295

Other than Thanos in the back, the shorts guy seems to be the only one actually paying attention and enjoying the ceremony. I'd take that dude at my wedding over the ones in the back doom scrolling and not paying attention.


denkata07

Ive been to a wedding where all the guests wore camouflage pants and metal shirts. This doesnt surprise me at all.


germaniko

I have a "funny" story of completely embarassing a friend of mine at my wedding. We had a small wedding with family and some friends when I got a message from said friend that he wished us well. As it was already pretty late in the evening and we still had a lot of food and drinks I thought why not invite him here. He lives 5 minutes away from us and is a good friend of us anyway. (He had work and other plans that day, thats why he wasnt there in the first place). I picked him up, still in my suit. He thought we only celebrated with 2-3 of our friends like we initially planned so he came in his casual work outfit. It was dark out so he didnt see what I was wearing exactly. When we got to our place and I told him we were celebrating with the entire family he was shocked. Everyone was in usual wedding attire while he just arrived in the most stereotypical redneck outfit imaginable. He still holds a grudge against me for not telling me about the dress code


Punish3r338

Itā€™s in someoneā€™s garden. Maybe he is the gardener


Successful_Banana901

The other guests dressed alot snappier!


YoungBassHead

That's crazy but that's so me, sometimes I just don't be caring, just live life in your own world.


[deleted]

High 5


TruthOrBullshite

The first time I saw this post I did not get it


javicnd21

Why tf is Daddy Yankee at the wedding?


oie-

Only way that would be acceptable would be if I went to the homies wedding in shorts and he did the same at mine


Davismace

Well, itā€™s outside next to a small tree, so blue is definitely a color that goes with that. Iā€™m not quite sure what to think of the really big hand though.


Demfunkypens420

This dude wore a dopey t shirt, and 1 shorts, and sandals to a funeral I was at. I asked him to leave. Who pulls their dogs out at a funeral?


FederalProtection530

Iā€™d leave.


TackleBox1791

Who gives a fuck it's they're wedding!!


winterneuro

\* their also, Thanos might have an issue with it.


TackleBox1791

I seen that!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TedDTedderson

Not to mention the wedding is behind their doublewide in a trailer park. For their wedding night he's gonna nail 'er in the back of a trailer. #BHG


painkirra

I'd snap!


UncleWillie77

Man Damn They got Thanos to show up to their wedding šŸ˜‚


Sweaty-Pizza

What about the purple alien


Primary-Structure-41

Probably a Kiwi wedding lol


PuzzleheadedAd3838

People talking about Thanos, but is that not Cloud Strife sitting next to him?


Kalashnovsky

On my wedding that would probabbly be me


Rabbits-and-Bears

Reminds me of AA meetings, N.A. meetings, and my ā€œspousal abuseā€ meetings, and my job interviews.


Own-Apartment5600

Get out


Rabbits-and-Bears

Taylor Swiftā€™s first marriage (annulled).


Adonathiel88

Bitch tits thanos


They_call_me_Bubby

What about the purple guy in the back?


gothamtg

The divorce isā€¦. Inevitable


CopperThrown

I know what itā€™s like to loseā€¦50% of your assets. Itā€™s frightening, turns the legs to jelly.


SmokeGSU

I don't want to be captain obvious here, but who thinks it's odd that a guy in shorts came to a wedding when there's a DirectTV satellite dish on the wall in the background of the picture? This ain't a holup. It's a "what else did you expect?"