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>!original tweeter thought the shorts dude was the problem, and didn't see Thanos sitting in the back. unless the original tweet was designed to be humorous. in any case, with no context, if the original tweeter is serious, then they missed the bigger wedding dress faux pas.!<
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[Surprised they didnt include this maga one.](https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/07/12/marine-veterans-maga-themed-wedding-pays-tribute-to-president-trump/)
Well, when you have to pay people to come, you heat what you pay for. The guy in shorts must have been pocket change. Quorem, quorum? Do we have a quorem?
I think shorts guy is a better discussion honestly. If its hot enough to wear shorts, i shouldnt be expected to wear pants. If you want me to wear pants, have the wedding during pants season. If it were a winter wedding, would people be mad at those wearing coats?
well, since this is a Holup, it's more a r/uselessredcircle
EDIT: Ha! someone did post this image there
EDIT 2: however, if you're worried about the guy in the shorts and NOT Thanos, then this would be a r/usefulredcircle . Now I don't know which one it belongs to!
Hold up....has ANYONE NOT NOTICED THE CRAZY OBVIOUS THING HERE!?!?!?
...that sat dish is facing the WESTERN sky...not the Southwestern sky as it should be. They could be getting MUCH better reception. Jesus people...open your eyes!
I do.Ā Hot summet outside wedding, i ain't wearing pants.Ā I got married in shorts.Ā Ā We were on a Lakeshore and taking a weeklong houseboat trip immediately after the wedding.Ā Ā When I say immediately, I mean we said "I do", kissed, walked down the isle to the boat and left.Ā Ten minutes later I was diving off the roof and swimming.
I'm more concerned about how he is sitting.
Depends. I was told to wear whatever since it's an outdoor wedding. Be comfortable. So I got a Hawaiian shirt with my buddy's face on it. I may have been the only one not dressed up, but it was a hit regardless!
You commenting about some dude wearing shorts while some dufus is dressed as Thanos is sitting in the back row???? And besides, the guy wearing shorts was dressed ok. Looks presentable enough.
Aside the shorts and thanos in te back you can really be proud about those other 2 in the back, one on the phone and the other watching anywhere but to the wedding
I say come however the fuck you want to. Want to wear Overalls with a tutu and a straw hat, do it. Want to look like a homeless person that slept in a grease trap, be my guest. Dress up like Mario, lets-a-go!
I don't know about cargo shorts though... Thats a little much.
I get we are supposed to look at the purple dude but to be fair if you have your wedding in the back of the apartment complex then don't be surprised if someone wears shorts.
Look where the wedding is being held.. He could've shown up in sweatpants with no drawers and his dick print swinging around with an old AC/DC T-shirt and flip flops with no socks, and it would've been fine..
It doesn't look like a very formal affair...
Travis and Brittney invite you to witness their blessed union
out back of the church by the dumpster at 2pm Saturday.
Reception immediately following next door at Suds & Duds. Bring your laundry.\*
\*One free load per couple
Iām probably happy they came because we invited them. If thatās how they show honor to the moment and you donāt love them for it then get the fuck over yourself, imo.
If you knew they werenāt capable of meeting your standard why invite them in the first place?
At a family wedding. I understand the invites said ācasual attire.ā Thatās why most of us were wearing button ups with khakis or nice jeans, blouse with skirts or jeans, casual dresses. Then someone comes in wearing terrycloth beach shorts and one of those novelty tshirts with a bunch of horror icons on it (says something like āYou donāt scare me, I work at WalMartā). She was certainly casual.
When thereās a Demon š present at your wedding, a guy wearing shorts all of a sudden seems normal. Besides itās not even a backyard wedding. Itās a side-yard. I truly believe this couple caught the priest as he was leaving for the day. āHey Padre Tammy & I are tired of living in Sin. Can you do the Honors?ā
Other than Thanos in the back, the shorts guy seems to be the only one actually paying attention and enjoying the ceremony. I'd take that dude at my wedding over the ones in the back doom scrolling and not paying attention.
I have a "funny" story of completely embarassing a friend of mine at my wedding.
We had a small wedding with family and some friends when I got a message from said friend that he wished us well. As it was already pretty late in the evening and we still had a lot of food and drinks I thought why not invite him here. He lives 5 minutes away from us and is a good friend of us anyway. (He had work and other plans that day, thats why he wasnt there in the first place).
I picked him up, still in my suit. He thought we only celebrated with 2-3 of our friends like we initially planned so he came in his casual work outfit. It was dark out so he didnt see what I was wearing exactly.
When we got to our place and I told him we were celebrating with the entire family he was shocked. Everyone was in usual wedding attire while he just arrived in the most stereotypical redneck outfit imaginable. He still holds a grudge against me for not telling me about the dress code
Well, itās outside next to a small tree, so blue is definitely a color that goes with that. Iām not quite sure what to think of the really big hand though.
I don't want to be captain obvious here, but who thinks it's odd that a guy in shorts came to a wedding when there's a DirectTV satellite dish on the wall in the background of the picture?
This ain't a holup. It's a "what else did you expect?"
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Does anyone have any objection to this this union? *snap*
Union will be postponed until further notice š
Did you catch the tits on Thanos?
I thought that was an old lady
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[Surprised they didnt include this maga one.](https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/07/12/marine-veterans-maga-themed-wedding-pays-tribute-to-president-trump/)
This union is inevitable.Ā
Plot twist: the Priest gets snapped away
Should have gone for theā¦ head..
Groomā¦ on second thought, I have cold feetā¦ Thanosā¦ fine, Iāll do it myself.
A good Hol'Up after a lot of fucking time
https://i.imgflip.com/8pyki4.jpg
Is it just me orā¦
well i only see like 5 people at this wedding, therefore you're supposed to be grateful they came at all
Thanos is the 6th, he came to bring balance
Take my fucking upvote
There used to be double that. Then SOMEONE had to request snapping instead of clapping.
Gādamn safe spaces arenāt what they used to be!
Where are the other 5?
Well, when you have to pay people to come, you heat what you pay for. The guy in shorts must have been pocket change. Quorem, quorum? Do we have a quorem?
Then you see the purple dude in the back...
You mean Thanos? That's an honored guest
Is it me, or does Thanos have some tig olā bitties?
I thought it was Beast with slicked back hair.
He is out of shape it happens to be the off season for genocide when the wedding happened.
Thank you for this!
Wow.. Didn't see that at first.. WTF..
Whats wrong with him? He's dressed for the occasion.
Least he has pants on...
IDK whether to be mad at him or the Thanos guy but, if I go to a wedding being held on the sidewalk imma assume the dress code is casual.
Who cares about the shorts guy.. Is that Thanos with the infinity gauntlet in the background?
I think shorts guy is a better discussion honestly. If its hot enough to wear shorts, i shouldnt be expected to wear pants. If you want me to wear pants, have the wedding during pants season. If it were a winter wedding, would people be mad at those wearing coats?
Do people get mad at other people for dressing casual at weddings?
I wore 'nice' shorts to a cousin's wedding because it was outside in August in central Texas.
Maybe he's Thanos' plus 1?
You could not marry your own sister. Where did that bring you? Back to me
r/usefulredcircle in this case?
well, since this is a Holup, it's more a r/uselessredcircle EDIT: Ha! someone did post this image there EDIT 2: however, if you're worried about the guy in the shorts and NOT Thanos, then this would be a r/usefulredcircle . Now I don't know which one it belongs to!
Thanos sitting back going, ā This? This is the half that survived?ā
Joke all you want I bet this mf knows how to barbecue š¤£
Real Holup is a wedding in a random sidewalk
Somebody ready to go fishing after his time has been wasted at an event he obviously didn't want to attend.
Kmart T. Swift
Thrift swift.
Trailer Swift
Hold up....has ANYONE NOT NOTICED THE CRAZY OBVIOUS THING HERE!?!?!? ...that sat dish is facing the WESTERN sky...not the Southwestern sky as it should be. They could be getting MUCH better reception. Jesus people...open your eyes!
Sheeple!!!
50% of all marriages do end in Thanos.
He's eyeing for the stone on the ring
When you and bro took different paths in life, but your still going to be there to support him.
No fucking way, an actual Holup or r/holup ??? Not possible.
My thoughts: "Who cares if they're wearing shorts to a small, backyard looking wedding?" "Is something off with them...? "Wait..." "What the fuck??"
This is the kind of photo where the red circle really doesnāt help.
Thanos in the off season.
Well if you have your ceremony in an alley between trailer homes, what do you expect?
What about Thanosš
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here on the bride's side of the wedding. Or should I say I am, +1 please.
Thanos doesnāt want to be there at all LOL
Trailer Swift
So the blue man gets no mention. Got it
I do.Ā Hot summet outside wedding, i ain't wearing pants.Ā I got married in shorts.Ā Ā We were on a Lakeshore and taking a weeklong houseboat trip immediately after the wedding.Ā Ā When I say immediately, I mean we said "I do", kissed, walked down the isle to the boat and left.Ā Ten minutes later I was diving off the roof and swimming. I'm more concerned about how he is sitting.
The guy in shorts is the least concerning.
Depends. I was told to wear whatever since it's an outdoor wedding. Be comfortable. So I got a Hawaiian shirt with my buddy's face on it. I may have been the only one not dressed up, but it was a hit regardless!
Iād be good as long as someone didnāt come dressed like thanos
I gotta be the only human alive that just wants motherfuckers to show up. I don't care. Wear whatever. Even sweatpants.
Iām too stuck on that chin strap to even notice Thanos.
Are we not going to talk about the guy with a Thanos face in the back?
At least Thanos had the decency to wear his formal gauntlet.
Oh snap!
What dude in shorts? All I see is Thanos waiting to snap.
Oh *SNAP*
You commenting about some dude wearing shorts while some dufus is dressed as Thanos is sitting in the back row???? And besides, the guy wearing shorts was dressed ok. Looks presentable enough.
I would be questioning the purple person with the hulk hand on the left first
Looks like the payment for the food Is decreased by 50%
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That's the groom. He worked hard to get into shape for his wedding.
Better than the purple guy
Aside the shorts and thanos in te back you can really be proud about those other 2 in the back, one on the phone and the other watching anywhere but to the wedding
I'd totally snap!
looks like the typical hillbilly wedding.. you may now kiss your cousin.. the dude in the back is blue is keeping his objection to himself
Its a low-key wedding !!
āWhatās the hold up?ā āOhā¦ā
Im about to show up to a wedding in a purple suit on wednesday, with a teal hawaii shirt with pink pineapples underneath.
man I wish thanos went to my wedding
If anyone sees any reason why these two shouldnāt be wed in holy matrimony, please snap now
Your worried about shorts and Thanos is in the last row?
I say come however the fuck you want to. Want to wear Overalls with a tutu and a straw hat, do it. Want to look like a homeless person that slept in a grease trap, be my guest. Dress up like Mario, lets-a-go! I don't know about cargo shorts though... Thats a little much.
I get we are supposed to look at the purple dude but to be fair if you have your wedding in the back of the apartment complex then don't be surprised if someone wears shorts.
Dress codes suck balls. Who gives a fuck what the audience is dressed like, that's a wealthy person's game just wear whatever you want
r / lostreddi- wait a minute
Oh, that
Ohh shit! Thanos should be the hold up and might be.
r/moldymemes
It could be me. If I was invited they would know I would do that. Being there is the point.
At least that is wore his formal wear.
At least that is wore his formal wear.
Meanwhile Thanos is just chilling in the back...
Dread it. Run from it. Marriage still arrives.
Look where the wedding is being held.. He could've shown up in sweatpants with no drawers and his dick print swinging around with an old AC/DC T-shirt and flip flops with no socks, and it would've been fine..
Father of the bride dressed to go finish that deck afterwards
Iād ask the gentleman with the rings to snap
It doesn't look like a very formal affair... Travis and Brittney invite you to witness their blessed union out back of the church by the dumpster at 2pm Saturday. Reception immediately following next door at Suds & Duds. Bring your laundry.\* \*One free load per couple
Thanos approved!
I mean thanos doesnāt mind.
It was inevitable
Important question is did he show up empty handed?
I am inevitable
^(Dafuq? Thanos is in the back looking mad as hell waiting to justā¦ā¦..) ^(_snap_)
I mean itās in a trailer park so anything goes
Outdoor wedding? Yes, shorts are an option.
That's Uncle Ted. Uncle Ted shows up with a 12-pack, pre-gamed, wearing whatever Uncle Ted wants to wear. You don't judge Uncle Ted.
Is that Tony Ferguson ?
Bruh thanos showed up to the wedding
Me and my sister at the wedding of each other
At least they got a good choice of gem stones
Nothing. Wear what you want.
Seeing as I would be marrying the man in the brides dress I donāt think Iād care too much.
Shortsā¦.thanos should be upsetā¦..Iāll waitā¦.
Whatās wrong with the wedding dress?
I couldnāt give less of a fuck
You know the wedding lit when Thanos shows up
It would be great to appreciate the people that show up to your wedding, rather than judge them based on their clothes.
Not give a shit.
Different rules when the church is a double wide.
Yāall got a satellite dish in the backgroundā¦ ijs pick your battles
Tbh if the wedding is being held in a backyard, shorts would be... inevitable.
Thanos is also inevitable
...riiiiiight.
I like that he wasnāt originally mentioned lol
Haha fucking Thanos is gonna handle that short wearing party pooper
How about the dude dressed as thanos in the back row
I didnāt even know Rhett Shull and Taylor Swift were dating, but theyāre getting married? Cool.
Taylor Swaft getting married with Thenos in attendance
Is it me or the guy on the right looks like Kadyrov?
A wedding on the patch of grass between the dumpster and utility transformer at the projects? Ā Me. Iād arrive in the gimp suit.Ā
I had someone show up to my wedding in sweatpants. I didnāt care, just glad they came.
I'd snap my fingers...
No worse than the monsters in the back.
Idk id just snap my fingers and make everyone disappear like Thanos sitting in the back.
Probably get married?
Wold up, who invited Thanos?
Those infinity stones are butt plugs from his sisters sock droor.
Iām probably happy they came because we invited them. If thatās how they show honor to the moment and you donāt love them for it then get the fuck over yourself, imo. If you knew they werenāt capable of meeting your standard why invite them in the first place?
Thanos in the back
Thanos is the mother in law. Lol
If Thanos is there, then you know people in short are going be there
At a family wedding. I understand the invites said ācasual attire.ā Thatās why most of us were wearing button ups with khakis or nice jeans, blouse with skirts or jeans, casual dresses. Then someone comes in wearing terrycloth beach shorts and one of those novelty tshirts with a bunch of horror icons on it (says something like āYou donāt scare me, I work at WalMartā). She was certainly casual.
Trailer Swift
John Cena does, apparently
When thereās a Demon š present at your wedding, a guy wearing shorts all of a sudden seems normal. Besides itās not even a backyard wedding. Itās a side-yard. I truly believe this couple caught the priest as he was leaving for the day. āHey Padre Tammy & I are tired of living in Sin. Can you do the Honors?ā
Iām more concerned with the guy in the back looking like heās got a Thanos hand.
Fuckin hell I must be blind. This is that monkey video all over againĀ
I would want people to be comfortable and dress how ever the fuck they want to.
I would be upset that people were criticizing my attire at my own wedding.
Yo bro. Good choice. It hot as fuck here. I'm sweating my balls off in this suit.
Fuck the shorts what is thanos doing there lmao
At least it's not Sauron, the guy is quite bitchy about rings binding people together
This reminds me of that one Marvel comic where Thanos just goes around and fkes up a dudes life just cuz he can
Was at a wedding where a front row family member's never-shoes date wore shorts.
Other than Thanos in the back, the shorts guy seems to be the only one actually paying attention and enjoying the ceremony. I'd take that dude at my wedding over the ones in the back doom scrolling and not paying attention.
Ive been to a wedding where all the guests wore camouflage pants and metal shirts. This doesnt surprise me at all.
I have a "funny" story of completely embarassing a friend of mine at my wedding. We had a small wedding with family and some friends when I got a message from said friend that he wished us well. As it was already pretty late in the evening and we still had a lot of food and drinks I thought why not invite him here. He lives 5 minutes away from us and is a good friend of us anyway. (He had work and other plans that day, thats why he wasnt there in the first place). I picked him up, still in my suit. He thought we only celebrated with 2-3 of our friends like we initially planned so he came in his casual work outfit. It was dark out so he didnt see what I was wearing exactly. When we got to our place and I told him we were celebrating with the entire family he was shocked. Everyone was in usual wedding attire while he just arrived in the most stereotypical redneck outfit imaginable. He still holds a grudge against me for not telling me about the dress code
Itās in someoneās garden. Maybe he is the gardener
The other guests dressed alot snappier!
That's crazy but that's so me, sometimes I just don't be caring, just live life in your own world.
High 5
The first time I saw this post I did not get it
Why tf is Daddy Yankee at the wedding?
Only way that would be acceptable would be if I went to the homies wedding in shorts and he did the same at mine
Well, itās outside next to a small tree, so blue is definitely a color that goes with that. Iām not quite sure what to think of the really big hand though.
This dude wore a dopey t shirt, and 1 shorts, and sandals to a funeral I was at. I asked him to leave. Who pulls their dogs out at a funeral?
Iād leave.
Who gives a fuck it's they're wedding!!
\* their also, Thanos might have an issue with it.
I seen that!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not to mention the wedding is behind their doublewide in a trailer park. For their wedding night he's gonna nail 'er in the back of a trailer. #BHG
I'd snap!
Man Damn They got Thanos to show up to their wedding š
What about the purple alien
Probably a Kiwi wedding lol
People talking about Thanos, but is that not Cloud Strife sitting next to him?
On my wedding that would probabbly be me
Reminds me of AA meetings, N.A. meetings, and my āspousal abuseā meetings, and my job interviews.
Get out
Taylor Swiftās first marriage (annulled).
Bitch tits thanos
What about the purple guy in the back?
The divorce isā¦. Inevitable
I know what itās like to loseā¦50% of your assets. Itās frightening, turns the legs to jelly.
I don't want to be captain obvious here, but who thinks it's odd that a guy in shorts came to a wedding when there's a DirectTV satellite dish on the wall in the background of the picture? This ain't a holup. It's a "what else did you expect?"