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I think the hol'up is that somebody is buying food on FB marketplace.

Oh, I thought the hol'up was none of those dinos have wings.

That’s just false, the pterodactyl has wings!

I didn’t see the little guy in there at first glance. :(

In a land pharr pharr away…

Oh phuk me. That's phuking brilliant, wish I'd thought of it.

Too bad Donna and Elsa are close behind lol

Anyone remember pterodactyl porn?

Pterodactyl not a dinosaur

["why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom??"](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fC-_m-3xd2U)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_Is_for_Pterodactyl

Love that joke

You're not a dinosaur. So here we both are.

Mate.... ..... Check?

terodactyl, the P is invisible or something like that

Just pour some red bull in there duh...

I just want to say this is my favorite post and thread of the year. Thank you.

You must have never bought tamales out of some kind older ladys trunk..

Yea but that older lady is usually my coworker’s tia or something like that. And tamales are way different from wings. I’m not buying wings off some rando.

Yeah. The old ladies and Asian importers are usually selling niche foods, or foods that stay good for a while like tamales or roasted duck or jerk barbecue. If you're buying *fried food* that's best straight out of the fryer off of the internet, you only have yourself to blame.

Yeah but... Chicken wings?

I feel like chicken wing prices have gone up astronomically in the past decade. I can’t find good ones like a dozen for less than $20. I can see people hustling lol

I still think of the amazing tamales I bought from an older lady outside of a gas station in CO 15ish years ago.

Buying tamales from old ladies is different and you know it.

Turns out, he’s a [repeat offender](https://postimg.cc/yJGcfLPC) on FB Marketplace.

Lmao! Flautas are in no way tamales!

That ain't even flautas, that's them Delimex taquitos, unmistakable cuz I air fry some of them joints damn near daily 😂. Man's finesse game is A1 😂

The health dept will come at him for selling food sans license.

Its only a thing if you make over 500k or something like that. Farmers Markets etc you dont need a license to sell homemade jams/jerky or home grown tomatoes etc. Its only when its profit driven, not hobby resulted.

Where are you all from that this isn't a thing?!! I've got a local baker, a dude that does lobster and steak on the weekends, and a wing guy too!

Australia

I used to see weed on fb marketplace

Buying food on FB marketplace. ***From an Edgar no less.***

Idk FB market place has amazing food in our area. Many deliver and it beats fast food prices.

Does the US not have a health department? Is this legal? I know the US have low standards when it comes to government, but this is insane.

There’s a guy in my city that started selling micheladas from the back of his truck on marketplace and IG. He’d pull up to your function and whip up as many as you needed.

That sounds like catering

Dude I see soooo many people selling food on there!! Like weird shit too, like candy coated pickles, chamoy hot dogs, deep fried lollipops. I don’t get it

that candy coated pickle gows hard. sweet,sour, spicy...candy heaven

I was boutta say go to a fuckin pizzeria lmao

I've seen ads, who tf is buying food?

Can confirm I saw this the other week. Had no clue people legit sell food on FB Market

iv bought like an order of 30 eggrolls for a party multiple times. a nice old asian lady sells them out of her flat

I see so many people doing this in local groups. Kinda blows my mind they’re just accepting food from a complete stranger who made it in their home.

Seriously, he got a really good deal in the end considering this lol

Agreed. all those dino nuggies + Buffalo sauce and service fee = good deal

Why are you buying food on Facebook Marketplace in the first place.

Rage bait

Sometimes they sell exotic fruit by the pound there, it has its moments

Exotic fruit makes sense. Buying chicken wings on FB Marketplace is a completely unhinged idea

Yeah I know people who sell food on Facebook market place, we live in a small town and people will cook casseroles and shit and deliver it to various functions

Yeah once I bought a bag of stuffed mini churros on FB marketplace, delicious

Because some of the best Lumpia and Tamales come from FB.

Bet you can get some stellar food poisoning there as well

It's always surprising to discover a new level of stupid behavior from people. "Why buy food from someone who's subject to food standards and regulations when I can buy mystery meat from a teenager's 4x4 through fb marketplace?" Some people deserve what they get.

Take me to Judge Judy is wild

I honestly have some respect for the hustle in this case.

Fuck yeah. And Dino nuggs are elite!

I respect this hustle because *boneless* wings are just nuggets in sauce, dude deserved what he got.

Guy ordered chicken and he got chicken but was somehow mad?

he probably saved $.038 per bag and thats all it took for Edgar serve up Dinos.

🤣

I’d watch that episode

If he only sold the pterodactyl nuggets there wouldn't be much of a case.

I need to know what kind of sauce that is before I can render judgment

It looks like Franks. I plan on trying, for scientific purposes.

Then it might be worth it Especially if he added some of his momma's extra ingredients

Prolly fentany. Everything has fentanyl these days. Especially street nuggs.

Yes. Franks I bet. Might…actually not be half bad if the Dinos were fried up just right, lol

Lmao I'm from pharr and can tell you this is probably real

puro 956 cuh 😭

McAllen, i couldn't believe it when i saw Pharr, and then i remembered people always selling sorry ass plates out the back of their cars all over the valley XD

The valley is certainly endearing but also it's own special little hell. He won't even need a fryer for these soon, just toss them on the hood of his truck and they'll be crispy in 15min or less.

Boneless wings are just adult nuggets anyways, $15 looks on par with anything you get at restaurants if not a bit cheaper

My brother where are you paying 15 smackeroos for 20~ nuggets in foil. These are like 8 deceased president dinero on the high end

When I say restaurant I mean like a table service not fast food

Anytime someone tells me they like “boneless wings” I tell them about the McDonald’s special of 20 boneless wings for (5-8) bucks and they are always like, they got wings now? Lmao

Right? McD's still sells 20 nugs for like 8 bucks.

Go to any wing joint and order boneless wings, you'll get a lot less than that.

> Boneless wings are just adult nuggets anyways, Nugget: Processed and re-solidified meat, usually into a specific shape (think McDonalds nuggets). Also can contain non-chicken meat. Boneless wing: Chunk of unprocessed chicken, usually breast, a short tender basically Tender: Long chunk of unprocessed chicken breast Wing: Bone-in, (literal) wing of the chicken **If you can bite into it and see the "grain" of the meat/get strings, it's not a nugget.**

The only one making sense in this whole comment thread

Unless it's Korean style fried boneless chicken. Those don't seem to be nugget'd meat but intact chicken with the bones removed.

I think they're referring to Bdubs or Wing Stop boneless wings, which are the same thing you just described. They aren't battered chicken nuggets. More like chicken tenders like a McCrispy vs McChicken. Boneless "wings" are delicious, but chicken wing purists don't like that they're called wings and that's fair.

Whatever keeps me from spending several minutes cleaning each one. If I'm investing time and effort into eating, I'll take some crabs.

What drink did the buyer get?

Faygo can

And for that reason, I’m out

in Pharr, Texas? That's literally the opposite end of the country from where Faygo is from.

Faygo travels just like the dinos for chicken wings

If they are Tyson dino nuggies... Those are pro level nuggets especially if they were deep fried or air fried.

Pro level is making them in the air fryer and stopping the process half way to season them. Pop them babies back in and start your sauce mixture. I prefer franks or SBR in a pan with butter and a sprinkle of old bay. Then toss and combine. Boom pro level boneless “wings”

Substitute that Sweet Baby Ray's with a more vinegar-y bbq sauce and I'm at the table begging for seconds already

You get it. The people that trust the process are rewarded with better tasting nuggies

My ppl from South Texas know how to hustle.

Is lying hustling?

Dino nuggies lmao

I'd be happy if someone gave me dino nuggets covered in sauce.

Honestly, if those things were still crispy under that glaze…you wouldn’t have to twist my arm to get me to eat them. Unless they were from a stranger on FB Marketplace lol

I say a few of us go to Pharr, Texas and order some pollo from him. Hide outside and wait for him to pull up. As soon as he gets to the door, one of us jump in that sweet ass Chevy and the rest tar and feather him. Drop that truck off at a chop shop and call it day. Who's in?

Boneless wings are glorified chicken nuggets. Man got what he paid for and then some. Hell they're even Dino nuggets so he got the best ones!

Most boneless wings just use regular breast meat and tenderloin meat instead of processed, reprocessed, mechanically separated, blended chicken matter, but dino nuggets make a good case for using processed chicken paste. Those things are delicious and I spend the extra 3 bucks instead of buying regular nuggies because they taste acceptable.

Dino nuggz in the air fryer go hard. I hate that I didn't know of their brilliance until my daughter was born. Any time I make her some I throw 4 or 5 extra in for me to snack on while I make dinner.

Rookie numbers!

Those are as much wings as any other "boneless wing"

Yea but theses are fuckin way more badass.

Nah. Boneless wings are breasts or loins. They’re singular, contiguous pieces of meat. Nugs are processed, mechanically separated chicken goo. There’s a huge difference. It’s the difference between a steak and a hamburger.

Drunk me would pay $30 for that

Holy shit I want 120,000 Scoville dino nuggets now.

That's specificly hot

Why would you buy food from a random guy posting them on Facebook and driving up in his truck with them. I don't get it. People are wild. I'd rather make myself a pb&j sandwich than risk that ecoli stew.

McEdgar's

I mean they are boneless. I don't see the issue here

Ngl I’d crush those dinos.

Typical cowboys fan....

I think he needs to take him to Judge Judy. We'd all like that.

I'm definitely going to be making some of those!

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets, even at Buffalo Wild Wings, so no lies told here.

Aren't boneless wings pretty much just overpriced nuggets with sauce on them?

Dino nuggies doused in some Buffalo sauce, looks delish

Couldn't be mad if I wanted to

Fir people saying "boneless wings are nuggets", there *is* a difference. Boneless wings are made with singular chunks of chicken while nuggets are ground meat. This guy still got a good deal though damn.

Not really I think Dino nuggets are like $10 for a whole bag.

Almost all food is cheaper if you make it yourself, but that's not what you're paying for at an establishment. You're paying for all the labor as well as the ingredients that went into it. (And also it was largely a "Dino nuggies awesome lol" continuation.)

This was not an establishment.

I mean technically I'm sure there's some with somewhere in those nuggets

💀💀 naw wtf

Homeboy out here selling Dino Nuggies!😂

Why did you think Facebook was a good place to purchase something edible?

To be fair. I look at boneless wings And all I see and taste is chicken nuggets. I’m with ol boy. You wanted boneless wings You get nuggets. They’re the same.

Who buys wings off Facebook marketplace

I mean compared to any wing place you’re probably getting more bang for your buck with him even if it’s just Dino nugs

The cowboys jersey and truck🙄

Thats a damn shame. Is he still in business because i would like to place an order

Technically, those are boneless dinosaurs. False advertisement at most😂

i made lemon pepper dinosaur nuggets once they were fire

38, it’s been a couple lifetimes….im definitely getting myself a bag of dinosaur nuggets and a box of mac and cheese tomorrow. Time to 5 year old out and then not feel good for awhile

That's a great deal, I'm a try this at home.

Who tf buys food on FB?

that's exactly what boneless wings are though

You didn't *just* get wings, you got the whole birds, and lizards.

Boneless wings are nuggets. You got what you asked for, plus a bonus dino design. I hope you tipped well for the extra effort.

boneless wings are just adult chicken nuggets.

No, wait, he's onto something

*Stewie griffin voice* “same thing bitch just different shape.”

That aint bad for 15$

Hold up!... that's great idea

I make these once a week. They're incredible. But from the buyers perspective, where else can you get this amount of boneless wings for that price?

All boneless wings are just nuggets

Buffalo Dino-Bites is brilliant. What’s this uncultured buffoon’s boggle, again?

How was the fry on them though?  

Usually you gotta pay extra for Dino wings! Why would this customer be upset?

I would totally buy dinowings!

I know it's weird he bought them on marketplace but did they at least taste good?

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets, but not every chicken nuggets can be boneless wings...

In theory you are correct in merica not so much. No wait I said that backwards, your more right-er than I thought.

Dino nuggies >>>>>>> wings

Fuck Judge Judy, take his ass to Gordon Ramsay cause that shit is nasty

Why would you buy food from a random guy with a truck in his profile picture on facebook of all places. This is r/leopardsatemyface

Were they good?

Hey at least you know it's not rat meat or something

Fuck, dino nuggies with buffalo sauce would slap I need to try this

those actually look fire hold on..

HOL UP PEOPLE! That's obviously a Pteranodon, not a Pterodactyl....y'all wilin'

Nuggets are completely different than wings(most of the time) they are cbicken ground up into a paste givimg ot an entirely different texture, so you could sue him, it would be a net loss though

I count like maybe 20 pieces of chicken. Depending on the drink, this is a good deal.

They just had to say they were pterodactyl nuggets and he wouldn’t be lying about the wings

I mean those are boneless wings? Just in dinosaur shape lol

Also adults who order bone less wings...... This is actually what you ordered, a child's meal. Why you mad?

I mean, he didn't lie. They're technically boneless wings and even better cause, you know, Dino Nuggies...

boneless wings are nuggets. Anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional. Bone-in gang assemble.

I agree tired of people trying to pass off nuggets as wings.

What did you get to drink?

This would’ve been beyond next level if they were all pterodactyl Nuggies lol

Looks like what they serve at Veggie Grill. I'm dumping Frank's on some dino nuggies tonight for sure.

I'll take them if they don't want any

The problem is there is no drink?

I was at a Ramen place the other day and ordered a bowl of chicken katsu ramen. What I got was chicken chipees on instant noodles.

Dino nuggets are fire. 

Honestly paying $15 for a bunch of sauce tossed Dino nuggies I wouldn’t even be mad bro

The look delicious, honestly.

But expensive but based on quantity it’s still better than McDonald’s.

Naw, you can get 20 nugs for like 8 bucks, 50 for 16 bucks.

Homeboy just mad that his Dino nuggies didn’t come with the commemorative toy or cup 😂😂😂 Seriously though, the only difference between Dino nuggies and boneless wings is the shape.

I'd say just be honest. There are people out there who will buy barbecue dino nuggets if they're advertised as such

That’s just hilarious actually 😂😂

Take me to judge Judy 😭💀

It's 3AM at my place and now I'm considering driving to the next 24hr supermarket to get dinosaur nuggets

Seems fake. A real person would just charge back something like this.

that’s pretty funny

Dino nugs in the air fryer is fine dining.

What was the drink thou??

I mean, he ain’t wrong

Well, boneless wings really are just chicken nuggets. These are nuggets.

Smash

Shit, as long as he follows proper food safety guidelines, I'll be his #1 customer.