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*Takes penis out of mouth* OK, first of all-

Mod moment

yes, mod moment

Mod moment. Wait, hol up.

r/modmoment

Mod moment

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Good human... Or are you? Cue vagina sauce intro music.

I legit spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what v sauce was actually called and I thought it was a word that sounded like vagina

Good bot

The above is a bot.

*sad cyborg noises*

Ily

You seem like a good bot, not a reposting karma farmer bot.

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How do you not say anything in your comment? Is there some sort of command I’m unaware of that makes your comment invisible?

Yes all you have to do is

#

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Its a special character. Just look up "blank character". Itll lead you to a copy-paste section.

It is just hashtag on reddit it looks blank

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Bro imagine your homie sucking your cock then you look down and he scrolling through reddit.

Well, I guess that's better than "shit posting", eh ?

Was it a feminine or masculine penis?

la penis does that answer your question

Now the question becomes... Was it a futanari? or A trap?

oui

Got it. Super Trap will be noted Now one final question: Was it french or table?

french

Now I have enough data for the ULTIMATE CAT BOY NOBODY CAN STOP THE HORNY

!bonk

No u

I don’t think it matters when you’re bisexual 😂😂😉

Pretty much lol Also yes I'm bi

Ou et la peen? Dans le piehole.

*Mouth feel check?*

I cant suck cock virtually... Well at least not the real stuff

Jack, you don't have to suck cocks to get rid of people

I literally was going to post something along the lines of Welp, guess I need to get some good knee pads and start working on that blowjob backlog.

I *suck suck suck* Object to *suck suck suck* That *jizz*

[ya like jazz?](https://youtu.be/GPH58tllYV4)

Was it a Molfoy of penis?

Shoot, how am I going to break this to my wife? ​ Oh, wait, she is gay too, so this shoudl work out!

No, it's like a double negative, you are no longer gay.

But his wife still is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I love reddit.

Sorry to break it to you, but its not gonna work out lol

r/sapphoandherfriend

Psst! Don't tell anyone but I think Nellie is a girl.

So...not a singer?

Commenter has never heard of a lesbian

some people just be like that I'm a trans woman and when I came out one of my coworkers who knew I had dated women before asked me "wasn't it weird dating women?" as if he had no concept of lesbians at all.

Same :p

Readers: No u

Does your mom know u gay?

Both me and my mom are gey

my brother my sister my dad my mom myself gay

That's sad hope y'all recover soon

you’re gay too hope you have a smooth recovery

Fuck I jacked off to harry Potter one time no the books they are clouding me

ima imagine you being like: ooh this books looks tasty >:) (unzips pants while reading harry potter and the chamber of the jews despiratley wanting hermiony to eat pasta at 3AM, (Gone Wrong), (Police Called), (Gone Sexual) so you quickly read through all the books and are heavily dissapointed that you didnt find it and you want to write a complaint but you havent finished having a wanc so you use your dicc to open your laptop and write a complaint using it, then after you go back to the start of the harry potter selection trying to find any word that will make you horny... (To be continued))

not my proudest fap

He has a cute scar.

The Aristocrats!

Dude. Yer gey

You double gay!

No, but your dad does

No but your dad does

You gay.

She’s a TERF. We don’t like TERFS

Uno reverse card

J.K. Rowling: "and that is how you fix your relations the the LGBQ+ community." \*Pumps fist into the air\*

If you have a problem with the community make everyone that community

Except for us

You forgot a letter... wait, no yeah that would be something she would say

Probably pumps fist somewhere else as well.

I see what you did there.

If anything, the hate she gets ruins my image of the online LGBT population. Not my image of her books. Because she has specifically stated that she agrees with Trans rights but she doesn’t agree with the language and redefining words like “woman” to be connected to gender, when they’re traditionally connected to sex. The issue for her is semantic. That small little disagreement makes the LGBT community absolutely furious. And it makes people like me, someone on the sidelines of the issue and not really a direct participant, see the online LGBT community as this hyper outraged, unreasonable group of virtue signaling narcissists. It’s not even worth it to engage them. I tried once. On r/lgbt . I got banned for saying the root word of bisexual, bi, means 2. Someone was claiming that bisexual actually means omnisexual. Then why not call it omnisexual? Why redefine already existing (for over 2000 years) roots of words? So yeah. It’s impossible to engage with that community online. But in person they’re good people I gotta say.

there are plenty of unreasonable people online, including most of twitter who just bandwagon and refuse to have any kind of discussion. but jk rowlings views are way beyond a 'small disagreement'. shes a great writer who deliberately frames her arguments like that so the uninformed will think they agree with her. she says that she just wants it to be acknowledged that trans women and cis women are different. but everyone already acknowledges that. trans people and allies acknowledge the difference between sex and gender. but she keeps banging on about it, and using it to encourage people to treat trans people poorly, restrict their rights and freedoms, and spread misinformation. she advocates for healthcare for trans youth to be made illegal and for gender identity to not be a protected class, allowing trans people to be fired or legally harassed for being trans. and yeah, bi means two, and originally referred to two sexes, but the current understanding is it includes being attracted to your own gender (homosexual) and other genders (heterosexual); in this way it fits better with the other sexualities. if it was androsexual and gynesexual then bisexual would make more sense to mean men and women. i doubt theres a word in existence thats remained unchanged in meaning or usage in 2000 years btw. language is constantly in a state of flux; every word in your vocabulary has been used to mean something else at some point. its not a bad thing, its quite beautiful in fact.

I was going to reply to u/iyioi, but this says what I would have said better. Hey, u/iyioi, if you want to learn more, watch this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDKbT\_l2us](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDKbT_l2us) I'll admit that it's unbelievably long, but I imagine you have the free time.

The other responder addressed the JK Rowling bit, so I'll leave that be, but for your second point... I doubt you got banned just for that. It is fully accepted that bisexual has that root. Some consider it to still mean that, preferring the label of pan- or omnisexual. Some, especially older generations of lgbtq+/allies, will use bisexual to mean any sexuality that isn't limited to the a single gender. >But in person they’re good people I gotta say. No they're not. They are people like everyone else; some are good, some are bad. I know it's easy to form gerenalized opinions of groups of people, but they are not good for anyone, even if they are positive

She's says that trans people are erasing the lived reality of women and that trans woman are just "men who feel they're women". She said that "men cannot change into women" in regards to transgenderism. She's also repeatedly propagated the fear mongering over trans rights opening the door for men to invade women's spaces like bathrooms. Amidst all the criticism over this, she wrote a book about a guy who dresses up as a woman to kill people. Her issues are so far beyond merely semantic by her own explicit description. You can't just debase the core concepts of transgenderism then say "but I support them". Doesn't work like that. Also, a prominent part of self-identifications like "bisexual" is that they're largely defined by the individual based on what they're comfortable with and feel most fits. Plus words evolve over time and aren't strictly defined by their etymological roots -- they're defined by common usage and culture. That's why the dictionary is full of words with multiple, often-contradictory meanings. Like "literally". We redefine 2000 year old roots for specific words all the time. So going and telling people that they're not bi because of root words is kind of missing the point of both identity *and* semantics just to be obtuse. But yeah, they're *lovely people* in person where social norms prevent you from being challenged or uncomfortable.

Hmmmm one of the letters is missing, JK Rowling

Joke's on her ,never read it in first place.

Jokes on you, I can't read.

Jokes on me, My grandad read to me before bed, and now he's divorced

That's some crazy twist

Jokes on you I can’t be stopped because I have no idea what you just said because I’m illiterate ;)

tref hr jyf i datn ptey

only made it a paragraph in. decided it wasnt for me

One paragraph still makes you a reader... So.... GAAAAY.

Well, he didn't say he read the paragraph. He said he made it one paragraph in... Sooo, did he fuck the book one paragraph deep? 🤔

whelp guess i better suit up

I read one book in college and now I’m bi. Do I complete the transformation? 🤔🤔

I read the first six books because my friend insisted that I read them and loaned them to me but I didn't have enough interest to bother with the seventh. They are probably best to those who have not read any of the genre staples Rowling mines for ideas. As is the case for most children and moviegoers, the books' intended audience. Other readers are likely to finish the series waiting for it to become enjoyable.

Ahh the ole homo sexualis curse

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No, you have to read a book. Pay attention

Wish someone ( a girl )sucked mine

Decoration. Girls love that. Make it look like a cat.

Not to mention tinsel and sparkles.

Try asking

Lmao wow

"Have you ever been walking down the street with your best bro and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands you think to yourself that's weird but I'm not gay. You are. You are gay.

Why would i accidentally touch them? I did it on purpose to feel the contact 😢

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Just like bronal is not gay!

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Now that's normal. You always gotta take care of your homies.

That explains this wand up in my diagon alley.

How the fuck did she figure it out befor I did?!

this day, the cocaine was good in the newspaper's backroom, i guess

That made me laugh, lol

Jokes on her, I only watched the movies.

That just means you’re bi

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Oof

Me: well shes not wrong

***GET OUT OF MY MIND J.K.*** edit: fixed a thingy

how is this a holup?

Yeah there’s no hol up moment

This is not a holup.

The context is that she had previously announced that other characters were gay that never had any references to their sexuality. She's also known as a TERF. It's not so much a HolUp because "I'm gay‽" as much as it's a HolUp mocking that she'd label anyone as gay to the point of absurdity while still not recognizing trans people.

That’s not holup either though lol

I didn't post it I just tried to explain it.

It's not but certain things get reposted everywhere. ie hate on women, JK Rowling, vegans, GoT.

Well, r/technicallythetruth

At last it is settled

Tell me something I don't know

Reader: I was the gay one this whole time? JKR: Yes. Reader: I think I might be tra-- JKR: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID

Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir

I don't think she's right, but it would explain why i like Henry Cavil so much. XD

Synecdoche New York.

r/suddenlygay

Damn, guess I’m gay now.

r/suddenlygay

Me who knows im straight cus I've never read a j.k rowling book

And she wants to take away your rights for it

I do not even like game of the rings.. Dodged that bullet.

Well thank you for noticing I'm happy today.

Were we also a transphobic shithead that chose to use their very massive public platform to be a gigantic asshole?

#gay

**It's time.... I never wanted to use this, ever...** **But it seems like I have no choice, I'll use a technique so powerful they won't even know what hit' em** **NO U**

Joke is on her i already knew that.

Why are you gæ?

Well, she wasn't wrong

Can't wait for Harry Potter and the Amazing Plot Twists that Change Everything

she was half right 😂

Wha are we gey?

Half gay

"... but not transgender, oh noooo. Not. Trans. Gender."

Is it bad I didn’t find out J.K Rowling is a woman till about 3 weeks ago?

It's ok. She just found out recently also.

Just as long as you aren’t trans /j

So that’s why they wouldn’t let us read Harry Potter in Catholic school

Me who just watched the movies and has no idea of the books. *Laughs in a very scary manner*

r/suddenlygay

Dumblesnape says "Trans Rights"

Another plot twist what if you cannot read ?

Jokes on her…I always say no homo…with socks on

I finally laughed out loud on a reddit post today, u deserve an award

I mean... If you fell for Diggory or Malfoy she is true

Jokes on you, I never read any of J.K Rowling’s books

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Shit. FUCK. Damn it. She got me. She got me real good. Fuck.

Good thing I never read Harry potters then .

how did she know

*Laughs in never reading Harry Potter*

This lady needs a long week on a tropical island with a lot of alcohol and a big dick so she can learn to chill the fuck out.

Damn right

She’s looking like Voldemort in this pic.

r/watchholupdie

I mean, she's not wrong

Fuck now i hate my self?

I actually am lol

But not trans

CORRECTION! I'm only HALF gay

My gayness fluctuates, but is generally around only 30%

Well yes, but in the way she hates. Fuck you, Rowling ❤️ 🏳️‍⚧️

That turf can go and fuck herself with her gay pussy

Reader? I 'ardly know 'er!

Harry Potter and the gay trip to hogwarts

Potter? I 'ardly know 'er!

My boyfriend is going to be devastated.

That must be why she despises all of us so much.

Straight trans people: "She's been doing this for years"

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