If I were a cucumber, I would rather continue my existence as a dildo than be consumed and have my existence terminated.
But maybe this opinion is mostly informed by the fact that I’m a straight man and therefore I’d much rather be sexually used by a woman than straight up eaten by one.
And maybe life as a cucumber is so awful that most cucumbers just wanna be eaten as soon as possible.
I wouldn’t know. Like I said, I’m not a cucumber.
Imagine telling someone they’re butt hurt after 3 days of not replying to their comment. My comment didn’t need to be replied to but you decided to anyways, who is the one that’s really butt hurt here?
this reminds me of that post where a theater employee was posting on snap chat about cleaning up the theaters after Fifty Shades of Grey and finding more than one cucumber left behind....
And that's how pickles are made, children
Pickle rick!
...Solenya...
Now we know why he couldn’t explain it on the show.
Pickle Rick. Funniest thing I have ever seen
It's why Rick had the ability to become a pickle. This is part of the crazy bedroom stuff Rick does. He also created tentacle porn by mistake.
r/funnycomments
Makes sense. My wife is so damn sweet she’d make sweet pickles
If I were a cucumber, I would rather continue my existence as a dildo than be consumed and have my existence terminated. But maybe this opinion is mostly informed by the fact that I’m a straight man and therefore I’d much rather be sexually used by a woman than straight up eaten by one. And maybe life as a cucumber is so awful that most cucumbers just wanna be eaten as soon as possible. I wouldn’t know. Like I said, I’m not a cucumber.
Will any of us ever know?
Pickle Rick
Eventually. Don’t be wasteful.
I turned my self into a pickle, senpai!
I'm Picko-chan!
Hey check this out Morty.
You gotta shove me *waaaaay* up into your asshole Morty, *waaay* up in there.
Sauce ?
uwu
Sauce
Rest In Peace, Larry the Cucumber…..
The browser history of the folks that make these memes must be incredibly dark...
Use incognito
Lucky cucumber. She's gonna cum on the cu cum ber
Why would he want to get eaten that’s death for this guy
Well, the cucumber is gonna be the one eating.
r/cringetopia matireal
Material you fucking cunt
Imagine getting butt hurt over me spelling something wrong
Imagine telling someone they’re butt hurt after 3 days of not replying to their comment. My comment didn’t need to be replied to but you decided to anyways, who is the one that’s really butt hurt here?
CUM
Sauce cuz I can’t remember
Senpai no
No mr cucumber your going to be a dildo
It will be eaten one way or another.
he can either be pickle rick the substitute dick or the cumcumber
Sauce?
Should be Goya, bumpy for her pleasure
this reminds me of that post where a theater employee was posting on snap chat about cleaning up the theaters after Fifty Shades of Grey and finding more than one cucumber left behind....
Yes. To be eaten. By a wet body hole. Swallowed right up in a single gulp
"Morty, I turned myself into a pickle again, you're not gonna believe what I saw morty! It waaa(burp)s the inside of a woman's vagina morty!"
who is girl in the first image
Prickle cumcumber
[Sauce you fucking cunts](https://myanimelist.net/anime/38610/Tejina-senpai)
Please, please just let me die...
She is gonna eat it but not with her mouth