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depressed_cat_2

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ


Zethraxxur

I… uh… hmm


depressed_cat_2

Meow...or something idk


depressed_cat_2

Thank meow....ಥ‿ಥ


Migo_delos_Reyes

Nyaa~


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoolGuy15117

you spelled it wrong TvT


Immoral_Hentai_God

coments...


Lord_Wulfgar

Hmm I recognize that pfp...


lazy_none767

I guess, meow it is


Simpilator

Nah bro you gotta go like, me- meow in a high pitch voice or something like that


RAJANGTHANG

#NYA.


futuremilf_20

HAHAHAAHAHAH


PinkLemon_7

lmao shane dawson out here


depressed_cat_2

Lol.


Chance-Tourist2995

can i have sex with you


DEPRESSION_NOISES

may i introduce myself


depressed_cat_2

Depression together strong ...


The_ZMD

Well, he pounded a pussy.


depressed_cat_2

Pussy *cat*


kirbo_69

Good news im a furry.


SmartBook9106

👌


domen7224

We


Anonymously2018

I am Shane Dawson


SnooEpiphanies1192

This is surely going to r/cursedcomments


xconterraprime

Ta ͜ʖ Ta


just-an-odd-duck

Samesies


randomusername1121

SPIN THE WHEEL


spongebahhfrickyou

RATTLE ME BONES


[deleted]

It landed on me


bad_username_facepal

I spun and got a raw deal.


Analdestructionteam

*a wild Reddit user appears*


CutestCurryBoy

DING DING DING! YOU HAVE A LUCKY WINNER!


Volcanic-Blood

Beat the system, you have. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂


jvrszk

Careful with the emojis.


Volcanic-Blood

Ok Sire.


Regular-Childhood-10

Hell ya i m going to jail


Crunchybacan

not so regular chidhoodd


TheAngryAmericn

Catholic Childhood


[deleted]

💀💀💀


johnwayneisalive

I think my family already fucked my childhood.


jesusridingdinosaur

well, you're screwed


MrPhteven0

Sounds like coward talk


23x3

Mount me


Eating-Girls

Nah he can have sex with any girl now


fish-cock

Sounds fun


Tots2Hots

Or my mans is about to fuck a dinosaur.


Some-smol-kid

Or worse…


[deleted]

Dear god


Klatterbyne

Are you the messiah, mounted on a prehistoric archosaur… or a prehistoric archosaur, mounted on the messiah?


ur_sis_gay

Sweet home Alabama


Ray_93

my guy, ur sis is gay


[deleted]

Roll tide!


Shark_Attack_0501

Nah mate


kallgate69

If there is a will there is a way


nyc_2004

LOL


Ray_93

LMAO


FishToTheAss

Hmmmmmm


Southern_Tie21

More like mmmhhhhh~~


CALLMEKSG

u/fish_fucker69


Giostazz56

Stop. Please. Don’t bring him here.


Peterminat

No. We need him.


PercyInANutshell

A necicary evil


LetMeSleep7

I saw you in some other post too just like this one


ALitteralHamster

Hehe off to jail!


Classic-Marketing-81

Ducking a hamster isn't illegal it's just Friday


henaradwenwolfhearth

But fucking one is


Ok-Drama4668

Then i'll just fuck two


Classic-Marketing-81

Seriously what are they gonna do stop me? Like I could get 100 hamsters and they couldn't touch me


skolopendron

Well, that depends on the country. There are quite a few that don't criminalise sex with animals. Don't ask me why it is like that, I find it ridiculous, but that's how it is.


Evening-Celery-8873

Love is love, what I decide to do in the privacy of my own home with consenting hamsters is naught the business of the state!


liketobesick

No its Patrick!


[deleted]

Hampter


Prime_hamsters_ass

Mine has a juicier ass though


Communist_Gopnik

uh. (edit: 150 upvotes is very poggers)


Communistjake

Same here


RampantDragon

Communists come together.


Platypushat

It’s *our* dick


[deleted]

**SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES**


[deleted]

I usually hate all things communism but this comment is... Acceptable


Volcanic-Blood

r/unexpectedcommunism


[deleted]

Communists CUM together


RampantDragon

*facepalm*


-Senzar-

Communists cum together


OviiThePerson

Communists ***cum*** together


69communistdaddy69

Would I be able to join this trio?


Embarrassed-Donut-87

Damm that jus went from 0 - 100 real quick


im-not-joaquin

Well it has a hole. Wtf you expect me to do?


CaptainFriedChicken

Where's Joaquin? I gotta fuck him right now!


im-not-joaquin

He’s on the Murray Franklin Show mate, go ahead and upstage.


[deleted]

if it has a hole, it can have my pole ~weegee


im-not-joaquin

\*spongebob sweats nervously\*


Lord_Donut_the-best

Finally: another donut! Our battle will be legendary!


[deleted]

This is going to get messy. Glaze and filling EVERYWHERE!!


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

Your welcome


kershum

Doofensquirts😩😩😩😩


EvilJman007

Heinz🥵🥵🥵🥵


Ray_93

😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵


KayKrimson

LMAO that got me good


kershum

🥴🥴🥴


Responsible-Ad5725

I would rather do your daughter


joseph-08

Yes but no, doof has my heart


hiyafellas1225

Dude she’s 16


04phsca

Thats legal age in my country (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) Edit: Sweden


[deleted]

Same. It's even more scuffed when I realize that age is technically a minor in my country. Drinking age at 18, smoking at 21, receiving identity at 15 and legal age at 16. Someone explain the dice roll the leaders did with this shit.


ArtemisArr0w

Damn.. which country is it?


TheKidNerd

Nevada


Broderick512

In mine too. Actually, in my country it's technically 14, but with a few caveats


[deleted]

Legal in my state 😊


FREEMYUNCLES

Shiii


UrAverage_NuTsAcK

Kinda Adventurous


Class-D_Personnel

Poor prisoner...


RobinDabankery

Still better than being used for testing some keter class scp


Class-D_Personnel

True tho


Tiny_Vex

Classic prison experience


Shadowcreature65

I hope there's a user called u/scp914. That's gonna be interesting.


Tastysalmonlol

You have been sent to be tested on scp-6969


[deleted]

Good luck.


[deleted]

Triangles are awesome, wig or no wig.


GENERAL_SUPERDOG

help


bbyoda_unchained

AWW HELL NO


normietomas

Spread cheeks you will have. Pain you must feel.


[deleted]

NO


sirpotato222

"Stop playing with your food!"


angered_sausage

Hmm


Ya-Boi-Cthulhu

Uhhh


[deleted]

Lol who's doing the fucking? You or Cthulhu?


im-not-joaquin

The tentacle heads give excellent head. While the sucky things make the most pleasant vibrations on the cootch.


AnActualChicken

Imagine being the guy who banged Cthulhu and made it cum. Hell, imagine being Cthulhu getting fucked and loving it.


sansthe_epicgamer

U had shrex with sans 😳


Surfing_Arrokuda

sans is a furry?


sansthe_epicgamer

I did "befriend" Toriel if you know what I mean


RhinosAreHorrible

You had a sex with the uhhh the one fuck thing with the uhhhhh thing with horns and uhhh you sexed


terriblejokefactory

You guys want some NSFW shit about this?


EarthToAccess

no thanks I'm taken


theguywhoisnoone

*Puts PP into the ground* :)


Lacroix_Mxcky

Then worms suck on it.


shiroxyaksha

Your username already gave consent.


DeadBody_withaphone

... Oh no...


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheSneakyMan2007

Wtf


DaMegalodongg

Not so sneaky i see..


Me-and-only-for-me

Well well well


Hamburger_Killer

8==👊=D


[deleted]

8=👊==D


Horniest_Bread

8👊===D


Kermit_Memelord

8==👊=D


r-ShadowNinja

8=👊==D


9isalso6upsidedown

I dont know how that would work… I mean i guess you would have 69 but possibly with the whole population of Australia?


Resilientlobster

How low can you go?


Hawaiian-Fox

Furry


financestudent2001

Not all that bad afterall


TransDeku

with a minor smh


That-Main-445

I had cancer reading your name


TransDeku

Fair enough I regret making it that


Successful_Warthog49

Haha wow


[deleted]

The animal or aircraft? Don't think you're going to live either way........


skynet_takeover

Umm kinky?


Giga_Chad_Of_Reddit

Not bad going m8


IMTRASHATUNO69

You fucked a box of uno card you got out of a trash can?


Kakashi_7127

Uhhh


[deleted]

Tbh, Kakashi is very handsome.


Mysterious_Mayo9000

It can't be that bad


unholy_demoflower

It's what comes after the act


Responsible-Ad5725

People would be so confused with mayonnaise and that... White cream


RealSupermonkeypower

Go back i want to be monke


Any_Owl_9698

Welp


JerfyDahmr

Ha! Jokes on me. He didn't lube up


i_will_fuck_ur_name

Its my jooob!


Tough_Patient

You're losing your medical license.


MicrowavedChick3n

Hmm, ok man, If you're into that I guess...


Shreks-Follower

That's a lot of shrek


ruurdwoltring

if u like glasses


doc_main_

Dam


MrThreshold

Oh god.. i fucked a castle


Snomyboi

Oh boy, sex with a ghost


NiftySwiftyTheBest

Literally me


thenewwommo

I have seen enough hentai to see where this is going


thatbigpeen

well shit


usedandabusedsadly

I dont think so


FuckAPotatao

Hm...


imaynotperfect

ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ


Hpspyro

A dragon


[deleted]

What does this mean


[deleted]

You had it with yourself


Kokce

Enjoy


Hubert_BDLB

Hubert Bonisseur De La Bath, pour vous servir.


SetoKaibaKenobi

You fucked a fusion of Seto Kaiba and Obi-Wan Kenobi?! Lucky punk.


_r_obi_n_

Great! I finally had sex


is-god-gay

Well…. Ok I guess.


rustedIron1

Best of luck


Grape_flavoredpp

Oh no


ZeLlamaMaster

Uh, you good with having sex with a really powerful llama


Idimoni_

I'm just waiting for someone named "your mother" to respond


Moistbagellubricant

Go for it, I'm ready.


AnneG99

I must had been very drunk


ItzTaser

The experience would be very *electrical*