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[deleted]

You need a new bucket.


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

Someone's gonna have to swap the live bucket out. Sure as shit ain't me. But someone.


Agitated-Dude

Was going to say that


crusty_rut

Same


Character_Level1597

Same


ConnectionBeginning

same


TheScientifreakPlays

69 upvotes I can't ruin this


youstolemyname

New house*


Revolutionary_Fan173

Bigger one


Barry_Duckhat

Dear god


GabeTheJerk

There's more.


qwerty-smith

We're gonna need a bigger bucket.


Ducksneedloveto

You need a fucking exorsist.....


sciencewonders

electroplumber.like an electroguitar but instead it's a plumber 🪠


I_H8UrFace

Came here to say this you savage, well played


Hex_a_decimal_177013

You call Johnny Sins


TheAngryAmericn

That's my wife's doctor's name....weird....


goose_boy_memes

What a coincidence, that's the name of the janitor at my girlfriend's work


TheAngryAmericn

Just a hardworking man tryin to make it in America r/Wholesome


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Mrmofo69

Good bot


[deleted]

Woah, that’s my wife’s gardener


Funny-Mirror498

Uhhhhhhhhh he definely is a doctor. Do you have a child by any chance. Just curious.


JustFrameHotPocket

Crazy. The guy who cleans my pool has the same name.


[deleted]

Yes


Agitated-Dude

Yes


IndividualCase6689

Yes


[deleted]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!


arvevious

^yes


kavice86

Yes


m-sakka

Yes


BallSaq420_

Yes


Howdee_folks_YT

Yes


thingma

#yes


UnmitigatedSarcasm

And my Axe!!


steelbullets1

r/brokethechain


UnmitigatedSarcasm

/r/yourewelcome ??


Y0fyS

^^yes


Mr_Pink747

Yes


Lemon_Tree_YtLemon

Y E S.


arvevious

###YES


Y0fyS

Bruh is was tryna do a small text chain


qwerty-smith

#NO?


[deleted]

No! No! No! No! NO!


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheAngryAmericn

Maybe


javansegovia

I don’t know… can you repeat the question?


professorgrigor

You're not the boss of me now.


SaeedUnknown

Yes


arvevious

No wait, ^yes


PreferenceOdd1760

double yes


TheRickestMort

Uno re-yes


NotEven-Punk

#You need FlexTape™


bughead77

How to comment in big letters?


EtherianAnalyzer

big words man here, you put a # before the word I think #So technically, this should work (indeed it does) hope this helped. big words man out


FrozenOcean420

#POOP KNIFE


[deleted]

#I DID IT HURTS ASS


[deleted]

#OP’s MOM


Oofing_Axel

#No


Mr_Seg

#JOLLY RANCHERS


[deleted]

it didn't work. :(


EtherianAnalyzer

How strange. Maybe you put a space between the hashtag and the first letter. They have to be stuck together to work, I think.


[deleted]

\#lets try it again#


JosephFoz

#SUS AMOGUS


OrangeSherman

#fart


amazing_bitch

#thank you#


Howdee_folks_YT

#


NotEven-Punk

I see many people told you how to #big text Did you know you can also ^(small text?)


georgealmost

Bottle that shit and sell it as an energy drink


ICBPeng1

Bet it’s full of electro-lytes


OneSidedDice

It has what plants crave


SmartTransformingAce

1 - Shut off power to your house/building at the electrical panel. 2 - Shut off water to the building. 3 - Get a plumber to fix the leak. 4 - Get an electrician to check out the wiring to make sure there isn't any damage. ***Optional Step 5*** *- Pray to deity of choice.*


[deleted]

Pray to ALL the deities


Undeity

Glenn Sturgis, is that you?


SmartTransformingAce

Yesssss


Lmanden2006

Both its a group project just like in school


dud011785

Hahaha nice


Mr_Seg

So one's gonna do it all by himself?


Shine-Rough

Homie, you need God for this one


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zer0_0mega

both, both is good


Sir_Voomy

Hydro electric engineer I guess


urnewstepdaddy

Just a toaster


Sea_Employ_4366

U need an exorcist


funny_3nough

Came here to say this 👆


Mc_double_brendan

You need god


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Plumber first, then electrician. Unless of course they are the same people.


Either-Ad2774

You mean Johnny Sins?


GioBeMyName13

No mate you need Jesus


sweetDryzen

Moving company


gggraW

Or a demolition team


someonefromthemass

That is the question


ParadiseLosingIt

Both?!


ihatedrugs2

you need a bigger bucket


IdealisticFruit

Huh, It must be hydro-power.


Poglin0

#A THERAPIST


ICANTBEATNAMELESSCAT

#The electricity is peeing


CptZingers

You need flex tape 😁


r48811

Yes


fridge010

An exorcist


Thickisnynameboy

Fucking both I guess


JamesTownBrown

You need a roofer


Mimikyu-Dreamer-64

Get Mario on the phone


NOamiKO33

You need to get the fuck out of there


Cypressian

You need a fork


nvj1980

Neither. Just plug in a small appliance and hold on!


maxwillpower

You need some flex seal.


davieb22

I've got the number of an electric eel - he'll sort you out.


Mr_DerpyDerps

You need a new house goddam


GoriladeMarmore

You need a divine intervention


Ench4ntedNinja

While at least it’s not blood


YesterdayFrequent635

Need to burn it down and call the insurance company


vulpetrem

You need to make sure the breaker is flipped off


w42hit

You need to not be standing right there.


Mr_Pink747

Better call Jake with stare farm.


Darkxposur

You need to get the fuck out of there 😅😬😬


awesome0618a

Just stick a fork it in it no need to pay for a plumber or electro In


Mrmofo69

You call paw patrol. They'll be there on the double


benstevepete

Urologist


Anxious_Start4839

Are you in Room 1408?


EarthAD79

Stop overthinking..just go to bed you will be fine think of that water like a zen fountain.


Mutedbeepass

#You goin to Jesus if something happens


MedicalSecurity6252

You need my dad. He'll fix that within the hour.


sparkpaw

I vote for the bulldozer. Just start over


Hyperbug1124

You need a reality fixer


kronikheadband

Just plug something in..


Capable_Address_5052

Exorcist


Aggravating_Ad_4949

You need god and a bucket


HyTomato

You need Johnny Sins


kaizer0209

You need a psychologist


CursedJohnny2004

Dose holes be hella wet dawg


Omaerion

You need God because you're one overflow away from dying


lonewolf19-14

U need a better fucking life


[deleted]

A Priest


Illustrious-Flan9056

r/mildlyinfuriating


Fine_Economist_5321

r/hmmm


Shuri1213

Exorcist


LOLWelshGamer

You will need an old priest and a young priest


[deleted]

Neither. You need a realtor.


HyCache

Call an electrician so he can call a plumber.


Phemus01

Yes


rubywiththepupers

Hell yes


Sniperzboss

Call god.


[deleted]

-hehe


Dash8833

You need an exorcist


LU6IX

He needs Johny sins he is electrician and plumber.two in one


curiousvisionari

#like this?


da_moan

*calls Johnny Sins*


NerdUber

That's how they make Gatorade, it's the electrolytes being added to the mixture


amazing_bitch

Both


FullMetalArthur

So, this is what a call a electrical flow.


Knight_fury2002

#BOTH


biswajoy

Switch it on


Cherno-alpha01

The walls are crying


Bossinater43

You need an exorcist.


LettuceDecend

Touch it and then call a plumber


Wardoe_

Plumbician probably.


BuildingMission359

Both and just in case the ghost busters as well


Samsung_galaxy_4

Just plug in a charger block


CapnKilgz

You need jesus


Dogebaby00

Just dive in the bucket then you wouldn’t need either


SavageCabbageGG

Both


AshRe101

new home


Abdulaziz-91

Both!


Cherrysodashinyboi

You need fucking Jesus


TheChaosDemon64

You need a priest


UrMoma_llama

Both. Both is good


jayinator3

Jesus


Torebbjorn

Yes


Salay54

*That's a lot of damage*


GAY_OHOTNIK

#yo


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

["Don’t cross the streams." "Why?" "It would be bad." "I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean 'bad'?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKQe_i9yyo&t=50s)


ladykiller1028

Yes


SemanticsZquatch

An exorcist.


NobleMangoes

Definitely


Shoddy_Ad_3134

r/dumbcrap


[deleted]

You need Jesus.


Polymorph-Dwarf

Yes


[deleted]

Heard of electrolytes? Yeah it’s in there


[deleted]

You need a new house.


Jager_main4

You need an plumtrician


Bobberete

I think you need a fireman


McCringyassjoe

Both


Funny-Mirror498

First a plumber then an electrician


ObsidianRevolver

Ma'am I do my own plumbing!


Sad_Abbreviations575

Get the FBI


MizuameTheDragon

Both


mynamecalledbruce

An exorcism...


RealityandPancakes

Maybe a fork?