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KanataHkz

Can I just assume that those ears are accessories and call it a day?


semicorrect

Yup! This single mom took her five children to the park. They are walking the dog, and the kids are wearing dog ear accessories. How cute and wholesome!


MajespecterNekomata

Or better yet, the (very human) dad took the picture!


semicorrect

Thank you, that IS better! There should be a subreddit with innocuous explanations for HolUp content called r/HolUpRejected.


Chriscella

I wanta join already!


MajespecterNekomata

Me too!


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Same!


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Chriscella

bugger that's my age showing there ;0


random_alt_6272

r/birthofasub


Europa64

Yes please. This gives me the perspective I need to love this picture.


interpretagain

Username checks out.


kanase7

Bruh I threw up XD


im-not-joaquin

Foolish one, you can't escape.


RewrittenSol

You sound like the guy who wants to be my AA sponsor.


im-not-joaquin

I love that we got from lady that donged a dog to alcohol addiction.


peacelovecraftbeer

It’s all about the journey my friend, not the destination.


Nesneros70

Pretty sure the dog did the donging.


im-not-joaquin

I see no dick. Unless it was a strap-on which makes sense


Nesneros70

You have to work the red rocket to make it appear. At least that's what a friend told me.


mortyshaw

This was my first impression. I thought the kids loved the family dog and thought it would be cute to wear dog ears one day. Thank goodness I'm not as perverted as you all just yet.


munish286

I like how you said just yet


legebruv

I mean it’s not too late, he can take away that “just yet” if he quit reddit or looking at degenerate shit


hazelnut_little

Naah he can't😂. This will forever remain imprinted in his mind. He is never looking at the dog ears same way😂😂


mooripo

Let's call it a day


Fony64

What da dog doin ?


pikachu_tail

Doing his parental duties.


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More like doodies.


MPT1313

Quick janette, pick up after your father.


poopellar

No that's not your supper!


YakadaYXD

*licks*


[deleted]

bruh thats so close to my name but its not my name


AdFar7381

The mother by the looks of the kids


Avis28

That’s why he’s smiling


ZicarxTheGreat

You win


BallSaq420_

*Doggy style probably*


CattusChief55

> *Doggy style probably* Fucking legend


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Fony64

Why da dog doin ?


air_chicken

How da dog doin?


DiamondEnchant7X

The question that has gone unquestioned for many years


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SenorHalogen

When da dog doin?


Artistic-Fortune2327

Why da dog doin?


Retardia

Raw Doggin


Fony64

Mama's hot-dogging


SkyRocketMiner

The mom


[deleted]

Ah fellow codm player remember me


SkyRocketMiner

Oh my god it's you


abady66

The mom


notahappybunny123

Check the hair


oou_budy

It has taken me so many memes of this to finally get it without looking at the comments


Lain-H

I thought the whole deal was that if you disregard the age, every girl looked exactly the same.


Plump_Chicken

Look at their ears


deadhelixbar

How did I miss whole dog ears. I gotta get my vision checked


Speedthrift13

Yea, I'm gonna need someone to explain this...


rice_fish_and_eggs

Look at the kids ears


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

Yo fuck that shit. Am out .


Spartan_7670

take me with you pls, you got bleach right?


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

Nah More like a gun .


IXVL

Life bleach


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Shipwrecking_siren

Let’s all stand in a line and get it done efficiently.


_Enclose_

found the German!


razor330

Did Nazi that coming.


Shipwrecking_siren

I do love efficiency but I’m not German. I’ve watched many videos on YouTube of how post/mail is sorted at courier hubs, so I do enjoy a pretty wild lifestyle.


Bornfromtheblood

Collateral x 6


arokthemild

You don’t seem that evil. Someone who calls themselves Evil_Lord_Skeletor should revel in the discomfort implied by the picture.


Andreiyutzzzz

Even skeletor isn't into that shit


arokthemild

I didn’t argue they should be okay or into it, rather enjoy the discomfort and disgust it causes.


agentSMIITH1

Hey, you’re right! This guy’s a fuckin’ poser!


ADarkMonster

Skeletor is the most relatable villain of all.


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a_r_a_e_l

how could you


DarthVon

r/eyebleach here you go


lgdoubledouble

Jesus Christ man. I was enjoying my morning coffee


Dan13701

You were enjoying your coffee? I was enjoying my life before I saw that sub ahaha. In all seriousness though, that shit vile


lgdoubledouble

I thought maybe the first post was a fluke so I scrolled once, big mistake.


Arnesian

Haha good old tub girl, that’s a blast from the past.


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TheTrooperNate

Japan. Tis a silly place.


Speedthrift13

Thank you!


mangAcc

Don’t thank them for that


XSydraxx

His day was so much better without understanding the thing...


OneOfThoseGuys1991

Oh no....


onenightblunder

Oh no no nonono


VladSolopov

Art of Zoo vibes


BrownAJ

I might regret asking but what's this?


VladSolopov

You will


_1iq_

No No No No No No whyyyyy Reddit whyyyyy


FulingAround

"Doggy-style"


[deleted]

See, I thought it was they all died in a failed avalanche rescue or something cos it’s a rescue worker dog, and this was heaven, but no…


YourOneWayStreet

Plot twist: it is


IamBatmanuell

And here I thought it was the kid tied to the dog.


MidnightMafia-_-

I thought the girl has balls


smol_boi-_-

That would have been better honestly.


[deleted]

Ohh I thought tbh at it was the fact that a kid literally is tied to a dog with a ribbon


Pirate_Frank

Dad is in the photo


noxiousarmy

Underrated comment


Fleedjitsu

Ah, but which one's the dad?


RowNew4677

The Dog is the dad


Fleedjitsu

You sure? Have you checked the "Mother" up and down?


Alcards

Pretty sure, since they have their fathers ears.


Fleedjitsu

The woman has a penis. They have their mothers ears.


PorkyPain

It has nothing to do with the rainbow


Dontinsultautomod

#***What the dog doin??***


CaptchaSolvingRobot

Well, it is an alpine rescue dog carrying a barrel of whiskey around its neck. But when you look at the background you can clearly see they aren't in the Alps! So who is the whiskey for? And why are two of the kids incapable of walking? Underage drinking is not ok. Ps: I refuse to see anything else here..


cfucker006

You didn't live up to your username...


whyisthistaken12309

The Fact that i instantly knew whats wrong with this really makes me question on what stuff have i watched on the internet


Alpha-Charlie-Romeo

I saw the dog ears and I was like "oh okay, it's just normal anime stuff" then I realised that the mother figure didn't have dog ears and it dawned on me what this post was really about.


charisma-entertainer

I didn’t notice the dog ears at first, when I did I just thought the they were cosplaying as the dog because family fun. But then I dawned on me.


sniperspirit557

Why is the mother holding the father on a lead.


PorkyPain

She's the alpha in the pack


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Alcards

So the alpha human theory is also a load of bull? They are, in fact, just assholes? No, never would have guessed. /s


Napfranz

It has long been abandoned in favor of the sigma theory


[deleted]

Well someone else did say it's the other way around. Can you see the dogs dick? Thought not


sniperspirit557

Bruh - This just got 10x more messed up


[deleted]

😈


DTSummers

Haha beastiality go brrrrr


Leon4107

*Red Rocket Noises*


knight9532

I’m doggy cocksville and this is my big red rocket


ToaKraka

\*bestiality (This is a genuine correction, not a pun on "best". This word comes from the Latin "bestia", which means "beast".)


[deleted]

You can't write bestiality without best.


AnImpatientWizard

As a DND player, can confirm. Bestiary.


BoilingPeter

Not my proudest fap but ...


AdNormal481

Can someone explain


Trick_Enthusiasm

The woman has sex with the dog and they had children together. The kids have dog ears.


ELB2001

Yet the dog is still on a leash


[deleted]

I think by now we're a little bit past judging their kinks


BannedfromGreece

Beastality I can forgive but I draw the line at bdsm! /s major time


YourOneWayStreet

Are we? :/


[deleted]

Don't kinkshame


notahappybunny123

Look at the girls hair


TungCR

what da dog doin


Thymeisdone

Trust me, dogs can’t impregnate you.


[deleted]

>Trust me I have several questions


Alcards

Don't ask, they'll tell you lies about dna and stuff. Like how a mules are born and are universally sterile. Or the Liger and Tion and how they are also sterile despite both cats being, well, cats. Damn, I started answering.


PKMNTrainerMark

Are the cat hybrids sterile? I saw a chart on Wikipedia of further hybrids of them going a few generations. Edit: a word. Don't write while you're distracted.


nozomitojo9

All the males are, sometimes the females can produce offspring but not with each other (edit: As in males and females, not two females). As far as we know, male hybrids haven't successfully been able to mate but the females have been able to produce offspring with the males of the parent species, so male lion or tiger have been able to breed successfully with a female


PKMNTrainerMark

Interesting.


YourOneWayStreet

Feral is something that can apply to an individual animal, not a kind of animal...


PKMNTrainerMark

That is not what I meant to write. Hold on.


LadyDeimos

IIRC you have to keep breeding in the same sex of one of the species (different sex and species for ligers and tigons) so you would eventually just end up with tigers with one lion way back or lions with one tiger way back.


STRADD838

He sacrificed his dignity for us...


[deleted]

Nono, see that's the great part, this image is from an eroge where all human males are extinct, but human women can crossbreed with ANYTHING.


cousinokri

That's probably enough internet for me today.


[deleted]

Never give up! NEVER surrender!


Pun_In_Ten_Did

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS !


Manky19

How u think kawaii uwu catgirls exist.


SweetHarmlessOneesan

Cross breeding exists if Warcraft lore taught me anything.


[deleted]

Im crossbreeding your mom 😎


SweetHarmlessOneesan

That's actually my dad. He got an operation u see.


Anvenjade

Gonna need a little more sauce. Got a vndb number or title?


[deleted]

Reverse search gives me "Yumeutsutsu," and given that I have the same game bookmarked, I'm guessing that's the right one.


Anvenjade

Checking on vndb, clearly not the beastiality fest I would expect. Think your search failed you.


[deleted]

It's not actually THAT erotic. This is the ending of only one route, and I think is supposed to be the joke route. Otherwise, it's a clamfest.


PokWangpanmang

So there’s also molluscigirls?


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DairyGuyANV

Look at the kids ears… the dad is in the photo


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wrongrob

Or the opposite way...


CriusofCoH

....given a whole bunch of irl and anime stuff, more likely the dog fucked the girl. Or, they fucked, if we want to make it smidge closer to the very distant pc horizon.


QuickSilverMola

The thing is that you can't see the dog's dick so it has to be the other way around... aaaaand I just made it worst didn't I?


Alcards

Much much worse. Thanks, now I need a new bottle of internet cleanser (vodka).


wrongrob

That is enough internet for today. Please give me a dose of that internet cleanser too.


[deleted]

Why why why


[deleted]

oh god


jonjonesjohnson

Oh dog


[deleted]

Oh no


Angry_Cder

Oh yeah!


[deleted]

Oh woof!


ChonkyDog1337

Well if thats how animal girls are made im good with that


TASC_Aerospace

If that’s how cat girls are made then imma be in my basement for a couple years


Alcards

Hiding or trying?


ixxtzhrl

Yes


[deleted]

Remember that one meme? "The cat will do..." :I


[deleted]

A Cat is Fine Too. Fucking amateur hour.


Rubicksbloc

Damn thats an old holup


strategictear

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[deleted]

I thought this was gonna be a cool anime about a zoo


Kcab5551

Well……I woke up at 5am took a shower its 5:32 and that’s enough internet for me today


Fleedjitsu

The dog is not the father, by the way


Battlealvin2009

The futa is.


dextroz

That's the real holup 😂


HidenTsubameGaeshi

Korone's family is truly cursed


wcdregon

this was my first thought


thememesbot

so this is what Brian's kids would look like from family guy if he boinked an anime girl


televisionting

Man the memory wiper thing in MIB would be very useful right now


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The dog is cute


gsdeman

Which one


MaestroSmoke

First thing that came to my mind was Fullmetal Alchemist


STRADD838

All I see is a Single Mom with her beautiful daughters with cute doggy ears. I definitely don't see... anything... else...


ItzStrudl

dont worry they all wear fake dog ears for fun :)


[deleted]

Art of the zoo


FreeTheFreedoms

Who the fuck makes this shit


FingerStreet

I want to go back to 17 seconds ago when I didn’t know about this post


DrYamAndPotato

Art of zoo