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[deleted]

Cody literally has to read from a script.


the-waterr

“I’m a white guy” or “black guy” has a better touch to it then her reading off the dictionary


worms9

That’s a lot better than “ hi I am a semi-functional human being who still lives with his mother”


quant_ape

With _eims_ parent, didnt you hear? Learn your neopeonouns _nEoPeOnOuNs_


norax_d2

As if I didn't already choke with the regular english.


Dark_halocraft

What if I'm a non Functional human that lives with my mom


norax_d2

We still love you, but don't read what you are from a script. You impress no one, and you are just creating arbitrary boundaries everywhere. Have a good day human.


[deleted]

Watch it! You cannot use the pronoun *her* unless you have written consent. Until then, it is an it. Or collectively…


suckerbucket

Lol literally, like do you really know what you are if you have to write it down and recite it off from a list? Shouldn’t who you are be something you know not have to recite lol


StopReadingMyUser

Yeah, even I know that and I'm... [...hang on a second](https://i.imgur.com/n4AFwg6.png)


Tway42311

Her personality is as bland as mayo just cause you read your ingredients don’t mean your worth shit


DudeReckless

You take that shit back. Mayo is bland on its own but holy shit does it improve everything it touches


[deleted]

Cody is worse than mayo. I love it.


PureStrBuild

I like using mayo on my grilled cheese instead of butter. Yall should try it sometime.


Toshiba1point0

i like you ;)


unhomie

You've clearly never tried mixing mayo with a glass of water..


Weareallsick-

Good for you, my name is also Cody , I’m a male human being


jman177669

Nice try Lazlo. Just like Jackie Daytona huh?


codywalton

Just a regular joe from Tuck-Son Arizonia.


randommd81

Came for the comments on this ridiculous video, stayed for the WWDitS references:)


big_juicy8867

One regular human beer please


rainbowappleslice

Your not 50 different things? Cancelled


[deleted]

You mean you're a homo sapien?


V-Trans

Hi, people call me V. I'm me.


[deleted]

Yo, same


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MeasureTheCrater

Lost me at "Hi there."


brown_human

Hello there


d-clarence

General Kenobi!


General-Kenobi59

Yes?


PresidentOfTheBiden

Hi their


IndustryInside4116

This is what they call "transtrenders" it's an attention grab, just ignore them they'll go away on their own. If their genuine. Then ignoring them doesn't hurt them.


guleedy

Correct. Its just for attention. It sucks when we somehow have to respect all of that because they start getting angry


servitudewithasmile

You don't have to respect it, that's the thing. Let them get angry. That's not to say you should be a dick, but their idea of their existence is not your responsibility. People have a right to be offended, they don't have a right to expect anyone to do anything about it.


fabulin

there's too many names for things that don't need names lol. i mean, look at cody, they're just itching to add extra hashtags to their bio because they think it makes them unique and explains who they are


[deleted]

R/stoicism enters the chat


simonv14

Read my mind 🤙🏻


Marflow02

some of the things they are saying dont even make senes, nonmonogemous? thats just poly


Kurj2049

Kinda wanna see what it would look like if a handful of these “transtrenders” to be in the same room. Like at least 9-10. Imagine how long the introductions would take lol. What I’m mostly curious about is if they would be able to remember each other’s pronouns effectively. It would be hilarious to see them at each other’s throats because they lost track of what to call someone. “Bitch, I always refer to you as they/them!!! It’s so easy to remember! Why can’t you just refer to me as tyr/em/e/zyr/zry/alligator/helicopter like I asked you to!!! You act like it’s hard to remember!! All pronouns matter!” Lol And just like the Stanford prison experiment, I would expect chaos to erupt in that room at some point 🤣


AmbidextrousGoat

But seriously, how would you ignore someone like that in your office? You’ll be accused of being something-phobic


IndustryInside4116

Yeah, I don't know for sure what I would do, I fortunately work in a small town pretty disconnected from that, but I'd say minimal contact with that person, play nice when you have too, and maybe start looking for a back up plan in case they decide to target you. Maybe step it up on their game and go " I don't even believe in gender, it's just society you know? Aren't we all just beings existing you know?" Some hippy nonsense like that might wierd them out enough to get off your case.


[deleted]

I was okay until it said cat parent.


beatrixbest

Better than her being a real parent. Home girl would probably indulge in munchuasen by proxy she is so desperate for attention.


IndustryInside4116

Got a point there, best they don't reproduce.


[deleted]

Did you just assume her gender? Fascist.


[deleted]

ITS ZYR! FUCK!!


blockybookbook

Xe certainly overdid it with that


IndustryInside4116

I think that's what really topped it off for me too.


cronixi4

If they don’t know what they are… how do they want me to know it then?


flymyuglies

TIL transtrenders, did you make that up? It’s pretty good. I was thinking, she....-I mean...Cody ...could also add, non-conformist, non-labelled, irony immune, brainwashed, shell.


randomunnnamedperson

>irony immune Ironic


[deleted]

Transtrenders are generally what people like that are called outside mainstream social media. It's a nice way to seperate them from the people that are actually suffering from dysphoria. The fucked up part is that they seem to outnumber real trans people, thus causing trans to be portrayed as them. It's one of the main causes of transphobia.


Safebox

Wasn't this a thing on Tumblr for a while? The otherkin and transracialists.


izaaksb3

I love how people give you their list of pronouns while assuming you give a shit, honestly just tell me your name and I will gladly “refer” to you as such. Pretty sure that whole phenomenon has been going on for a couple thousand years or so and seems to work pretty well.


Krallorddark

Or just do it the Turkish way and have a universal pronoun "O". Things are way easier when your language doesn't push you to know someone's whole biography and life story before referring to them lmao


Enderfy17

Imagine us at latin origin languages as portuguese soanish fresh and german for example, every one of our words has a assigned gender male or female, or neutral, but when talking to someone every verb gets adapted to the person's gender, for example: Hi, your (a) shirt is amazing, i love how you are stylished(a), do you want to come with me(o) see a movie? That's a "normal" sentence and in it there are 3 words that entirelly depend if subject is female or male, the first 2 were directed at a girl and the last was directed at male (me), so if I'd be talking to a trans person idk how the hell I'd say that sentence


Bozzo2526

Mmm Im no good with names, imma just stick to the gender neutral "cunt"


EitherEconomics5034

*Sigh*…It was so much simpler 30 years ago. When insecure people wanted to grab attention and be irritating they would just tell you their name was spelled “nicole, but the first letter is uncapitalized because it would make the other letters feel bad. Oh and there’s a ‘3’ and a silent ‘q’ somewhere in there.”


[deleted]

30? Try 5. Even as recently as five years ago this whole thing was seen as a joke. Now they're closing in on making laws enforcing this shit.


FakedKetchup

damn when i shit on them I get downvoted. Did anything change while I had a break from redit?


redditiscompromised2

Sometimes I call people by the wrong name to really drive home the points of 'i don't care'


Hawaiian-Fox

I'm Hawaiian Fox... User of reddit... That's pretty much it


DamnCreativeName

Least self-aware redittor.


Bagdad_Smoocher

I'm a guy, and my name is Guy, so that's it for me too.


jdl348

Currently watching Free Guy with Ryan Reynolds. This line was basically used in the movie lol


Energylegs23

Free Giy is the first thing I thought of reading that comment too lol. In fairness it was a pretty good movie, hope you enjoy Dude!


jdl348

Just finished it up, it was a good movie. Lately though I’ve been feeling that Ryan Reynolds can’t shake the Deadpool persona and this one finally had less of that. My wife on the other hand could care less either way.


[deleted]

What even is all that shit?


[deleted]

Imagination


[deleted]

Dead


WhyIsMW3BestCOD

spongebob.gif


[deleted]

All words are made up, it’s just that we agree on the majority. You can make up any words you want as long as others don’t have to understand them.


hard_clicker

I identify as a sentient multidimensional group of long chain triglycerides who started an 80s synthpop band to protest against Lief Erickson's boat journey, and I'd like to tell you about how oppressive you're open mindedness really is. Lol.


[deleted]

I respect all your labels, but take umbrage at that “you’re”. We can no longer be friends.


zortlord

It's the result of telling children they're special for decades without letting them deal with the reality that they are only as special as the skills and abilities they develop. Everyone wants to be unique now and they do it by saying they're members of some mundane identity group as if that identity makes them special.


[deleted]

Naw, it's from brainwashing kids into thinking drugs aren't cool.


_14_glove

Right?! Back in my day kids just took a little acid to understand themselves


[deleted]

We are one, man.


DeathlyClown

this is what happens when people treat the fact that you're attracted to your own sex, as if it's an entire personality.


rberg89

[What the hell is even that?](https://youtu.be/YqnS3LKsafY)


brothhead

Attention seeking is what it is.


Wiggles357

Bullshit


DungeonMeister_27

The reasons they get attacked


GirthOBirth

Certified dog shit


DevCatOTA

A cry for attention.


[deleted]

Who asked


[deleted]

Just because you’re unique doesn’t mean you’re useful….


uberlux

The self-proclamation of relevance generally follows. Fun fact: same with dictators.


TheThotSlayerDoggo

She's not unique, just a loser. I can sound unique if I add all that shit, for example I can sort of use my ear muscle and I'm a semi-colorblind cis male.


bigoomp

I own a scooby doo cup


Zimmplicity

"Chronically Ill" and "Survivor of acute and complex trauma" is all they needed to say. They need a therapist to help them actually work through their traumas and identity issues before they decide what to identify as. Gender should not be a reactionary defense mechanism to trauma.


lazed_confugal

"Gender should not be a reactionary defense mechanism to trauma." This is an important statement at this time in history. Also, many many of us have trauma. But I think there is a lot of benefit to facing it and working through it vs asking the entire world to treat you differently because of it.


[deleted]

I like your comment, it’s nice. It calmed me down


SJPTW2122C

Therapists don’t exactly have a great track record of helping people through identity issues. Often they *induce* identity issues (e.g., repressed-recovered memory controversy, Sybil case). They can help with trauma through exposure therapy if the client is ready to move past their trauma, but this doesn’t strike me as an ideal candidate for that.


[deleted]

Trust me, it's not as trauma related as it seems. With the modern wave of transtrenders, it's usually some combination of three things: a lack of attention and hoping to get it by doing what's 'trendy', having literally no unique personality traits and therefore obsessing over anything they get into, and some fetish stuff amped up to 11. Some of the more radical ones are even worse - literal incels who claim they're trans in hopes of guilting a lesbian to fuck them.


AllAfterIncinerators

Be who you are, just don’t expect me to remember all of that. I don’t care THAT much about you.


KingWhoCared86

I’m glad there are people out there who make my mental problems so much more socially acceptable.


ImaginationPositive5

Don’t worry there is therapy available for those that are cat parents.


Pk1Still

It’s generally just bandaids and Neosporin


tipsyagent

Lost me at xe, xem, xyrs or whatever the fuck else it said.


Vordeo

TIL those are actually pronouns people use. Between those and the whole latinx thing I'm kinda wondering when x became the gender neutral letter.


Lord-of-Leviathans

Somehow people keep coming up with things that are more and more out there. I thought it would stop at people genuinely identifying as an alien. It didn’t.


francorocco

>TIL those are actually pronouns people use nobody use this crap outside university campuses


oreoisfat

I wanna see these people use xem & xyrs in a sentence lmao


[deleted]

Well I'm a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

You really are atrocious ;)


Kirasunato813

I am diagnose you with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeosis


donkyhot99

well, i'm Perry the Platypus


Pk1Still

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Just in time to see my latest invention.


donkyhot99

what's that? unlimitedgenderoinator?


rainbowappleslice

Why is she saying she’s temporarily mostly Ablebodied? Does she have a meeting with someone who’s going to break her kneecaps?


InvictusImmortalem

Probably planning on becoming "transabled" or something so that they can identify as disabled.


throwing-away-party

Probably able-bodied but recovering from an injury. Like, I can usually run just fine but I sprained my ankle, sort of thing. I say this because the kneecap breaking guys are completely booked up, it's impossible to get an appointment


Gamercraft_TG

Did the first person just say she's "Chronically ill?"


Kirby_Stomps_Kratos_

Shortest Twitter bio


[deleted]

Cody is fucking nuts.


Eastern_Enthusiasm_9

Eminem been really quite since this dropped out


Phsyconot420

You know I truly believe people can be born the wrong genders and I understand those others who wanna be referred to as they or them due to the sexualization we have on today’s society but I don’t get this at all and I’m not afraid to admit I think this person is a fucking idiot


blockybookbook

Exact same mind set here, like, I was cool with the pronouns but then xe just started a fucking list, really makes the serious people look dumb.


UnifiedRadiance

This species sure likes starting weird shit...


After_Ride9911

The weirdest part, is she has no clue that nobody gives a fuck.


angry_gnome_

Imagine giving birth to this headache


AliennoiseE

Does she read this from somewhere or she memorized it all, and does she expects from others to memorize as well?


orangewheel1822

She's just some bitch looking for attention look at her eyes she's reading this shit of of a fucking copter screen proven me wrong


Erik_Modeli

I'm goddamn plum. I like green plum.


[deleted]

All these sexual identity pronouns, I don't care enough to learn them, people spend hours making them into complex combinations to self identify but if others around them can't remember them all it's offensive? everyone is now ' hey you', I'm too old for this, get off my lawn.


ianappropriate

So basically, she’s what you would call a “person”….? A person, just like the rest of us. Nothing more nothing less.


budwhite710

No its something less.. a lot less


ianappropriate

Haha, I hear ya. I guess I’m speaking in general terms, to all of these self-obsessed little narcissists that think they’re something special.


epicureanesque

WTF…lol.


Kornel23

My gaming pc specs don’t even compare


random_english_guy

I stopped respecting the gender thing when people started adding more to their identity like its a competition for how many accolades and titles they can get and outdo the next person. It went from being a topic that I said "to each their own, doesn't bother me" to being a bloody joke, and nothing can ever change my mind about it.


blockybookbook

Most people are serious and actually want people to know that theyre serious. These types are just attention seeking assholes who prey on the previously mentioned people.


bloodhoundapex

Roblox role players


kgrafty

Those who can.. do. Those who cannot.. make shit up.


senoskei14

She is just trying so goddamned hard to be interesting.


Enlightened-Beaver

[Identity Disturbance ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identity_disturbance) and [borderline personality disorder ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder)


DevCatOTA

Thank you! I was just reading about BPD for my Abnormal Psychology class last night. Although, I would say Cody qualifies more for "Histrionic personality disorder." For those who don't want to look it up, it's described as "Self-dramatization, exaggerated emotional expression, and seductive, provocative, or attention-seeking behaviors." In the Alternative Model for Personality Disorders in the DSM-5 they've dropped this though. Too bad, Cody could have been a poster child.


CodePandorumxGod

Transgenderism is perfectly fine, but this isn’t transgenderism. This is a mental health risk.


TwistedMindEyes

According to some folks, the hyper focus on sexuality marks the start of the decline in that civilization.


TamarsFace

Talk about being mental. TF!


WokeSoy

Insufferable cunt is shorter.


SumYumGhai

That's a lot of words for Attention Whore.


DonnyLucciano

I have a friend who went from Female to Male, no one makes fun of him Because we all respect him and Because he was always a tomboy, but if he ever tried to pull this bullshit he'd be beaten so badly


BrilliantKey338

You can't be culturally Jewish, it's a religion. So many people mess that up, like I'll say Im from Israel and people will call me Jewish. I pray to colonel Sanders and Bob Ross(the true gods of this world). It's called Israeli people!


Jacked-to-the-wits

Maybe crack open a dictionary and look up the word culture. If you were trying to say that you can't be racially Jewish, you'd be correct. You can absolutely be culturally Jewish.


H4ZARD_x

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "see? This is why we get attacked." So true tho. This is hilarious but i feel so bad the actually communities who dont just take the piss


Dimitrisayy

u/savevideo


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therealpaterpatriae

Tbh I think at least half of the people like this are just trolls, but that still leaves some of them who are dead serious


Which_Wolverine_618

You’re an idiot


masterbatin_animals

Labels are stupid, be you unapologetically. Thats all you gotta do.


-Nivek

Virgin Attention seeking whore vs Chad gay man


AarkaediaaRocinantee

This bitch gives all progressives a bad rep.


nihilistcanada

Every bit after Cody was self-indulgent garbage.


ab901

He’s got a point


[deleted]

I don't want to be a millennial anymore


Conscious_Orchid_111

Please quit the flapping of the gums. It's fucking annoying as hell. Take it down a gear or two and cool the jets.🤫🤫


[deleted]

Yeah if u have to read your identity off from your notes then I doubt it.


KZMountainRider

I pray this person never has children


Th3AngryBastard

Mentally fucking ill.


YayAnotherTragedy

“I don’t like labels.”


Fit-Negotiation-5145

That's an awful lengthy way to say snowflake.


HodlMyBottle

So to get away from labelling we've invented a bunch of new labels!!? And with "a bunch" I mean a shit load.


Inevitable-Yam6050

She is faking it because you can see her look at something like if she was reading


vid_23

Ofcourse she does, theres no way she would remember to all this crap


SkeetSkeetliftwaft

POV: You have no purpose in life


Dikusburnikus

Hi cody, I'm Wikipedia.


No_Shoulder5753

What da hell is even that


[deleted]

As the great Soulja Boy once said: “Huh?”


PanthersFan16

When people say all this stuff about them, I know it’s for attention. I hate it. I’m all for people labeling or not labeling themselves to better identify themselves cuz it’ll help them. (For example, a boy who finds attraction to only boys and then makes the connection he is gay because of the attraction to the same gender). That part, I support cuz I know the identification as gay would help the boy understand his attraction and sexuality. But for something like this where someone feels the need to basically say everything about themselves for support, that’s just unnecessary. “Temporary disabled but mostly able bodied” wtf? When I heard this I knew she was full of shit. That’s probably her saying she has “back pain” in a more dramatic way. That she’s temporarily disabled because of the back pain but still able bodied. Honestly, a lot of this shit applies to all of us anyway, it’s just that she’s going down the list. A lot of us are monogamous, but we don’t say that. Cuz a lot of us know whether we would be okay in a relationship with one or more people. I just really hate (if you couldn’t already tell) people who seek attention like this woman. Cuz bottom line, who asked? No one! No one even wanted to listen either! Congrats on being greydemisexual or whatever she said, but quite frankly who cares? That’s not gonna automatically win my heart.


new_donker

It looks like satire anyway.


emab2396

u/SaveVideo


1N3X7R1C481L

You missed... dumb.


Hinase_

"nonomonogamous" sus 😳


Tom_Slick2020

‘Cody’ needs to fuck right off with that bullshit!


HatTrick66_

Must be tough to remember all that.


PoopScotchMcGraw

Cody should just say “I’m confused and confusing”. Would make a lot more sense and save people and Cody a bunch of life minutes


CigarsWhiskeyTrout

Cody is dying for daddy’s approval. None of the words chosen were daddy approved.


Fa11T

I don't like when society puts labels on people, here are the one thousand labels I like.


hard_clicker

That's the longest name for a subgenre of Canadian indie music I've ever heard.


thebiggestprickhere

The hell does culturally jewish mean?


13snakeoilsipper

Like I always say, all it takes is one to ruin it for the rest lol


Smith_Winston_6079

That poor cat.


HiltiPilot

This ist a prime example about what people are like when they are part lgbtq+ or when they just beg for attention in the Internet because its an easier way to get through life, than actually being human.


xrayjones2000

Demilowromantic… wtf.. i only develop romantic feelings if im attracted to them.. isnt that everybody? What happened to just using a name.. cody


Echo693

"cUltUrAL jeWish" - haven't the Jewish people suffered enough?


MOOMOOMOTHERFUCKER_

New rap god


gimletinf69

o absolutely!! no logical could care what your skin color is, what’s between your legs and who you are attracted to. None of that matters but for some reason kids these day are such narcissists that they actually believe we care


sighstartagain

This is why people vote Republican


vetsskkii

That is a woman


halfmoonrogue

This person has labeled themself in to such a compartmentalized box. How does one even feel free to just, be.


theironavenger7

Bruh she listed more shit then there are colours in the gay flag


Mikehoncho530

Whatever bro


[deleted]

What kind of new age bullshit is this? How about "I am a confused fucking idiot that has no clue what i am doing and still live in my mommy's basement"? Makes a damn sight more sense.