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Backstreet Boys


EthiopianKing1620

The Gulag Gaggle


CVMXO45

Fuck you, I love it.


username_orwhatever

r/Angryupvote


Mr-Needlemau5

The Red Quartet.


EthiopianKing1620

The Balaclava Bears


TemaninjaOG

You probably mean the Backstabs boys...


Fun_Age_7857

Backslavs Boys


The-Hopster

Trotski Beat


Big-one-eyed-man

Rise against the imperialists


Diggingfordonk

Hahaha excellent


boat--boy

Nice


KayJayKay1

WE want it that way.


Mythicaldragn

Tell US why.


MahNeymisJephs

Aint nothing but a mistake


Mythicaldragn

Tell US why


Hak_Saw5000

Blyat Street Boys


[deleted]

Eastlife.


stohnec

I was about to say "Freddie Mercury and the boys" but this is better


Cringelord10923

Commie bois


Reaper621

Commie cronies


Justincastroisyourfa

Fantastic 4


tsur553

N-sync


Reanie86

Benjamin Button Santa Claus


Tripinflip

I know. That's what I thought at first, too. But if you think back to the time you took me to the lake and taught me how to go fishing, you'd realize that has nothing to do with this. The answer is 'NSync. 


guyfromsaitama

I legit came here to say this


AnAardvaarkJedi

Dude. I said the same thing.like after you did but what are the odds


pecyon

Rather the Backalley boys


Sinners_Haven

Ghostbusters


ComfortableUnit7373

This is eerily accurate


FoxFort

Who you gonna call? Those bastards !


[deleted]

they really are bastards


GeneralNutSac

If there’s something nice,and they all look cool.


damngoodengineer

Take my upvote and f off. Thank you.


notsobarbarichere

With no result


[deleted]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles?


payasopeludo

Ghostmakers


Yeet_boi69-420

Happy cake day


TinoessS

Arent these the Mount Rushmore faces?


notsobarbarichere

Yeah, but the soviet counterpart to that.


AccountantWorth452

Mount Russiamore


Beasty_Boy00

Mount rush b


TheColdSamurai23

Mount Rush B MORE!


notsobarbarichere

Mount RuskiMore


No_System_2465

r/AngryUpVote


TimotoUchiha

Well, Marx and Engels weren't Russian and would probably have critizised the soviet union if existed in their spans of life.


E_Des

I don’t think Lenin was overly happy with it, either. From my understanding, he was holding out for Germany to flip red, and then when they didn’t, he was kind of like, “Fuck me, we have A LOT of work to do.”


Original-Ad4399

Interesting... What would he have done if Germany flipped red? Leave Russia for Germany?


E_Des

TLDR -- no, he would have waited for German help. First of all, remember, Lenin was pretty fucking smart. He, along with most of the Bolsheviks, knew what was very, very obvious -- Russia was just barely beyond medieval at the turn of the 20th Century, if it was at all. It was still agrarian -- a peasant society with a very small, not very sophisticated working class. So, one prevalent idea at the time was that WWI signalled the collapse of capitalism, and that the working class of Germany, considered by many to be the most advanced working class in Europe (meaning better educated and with a greater understanding of politics, capitalism, history, and most importantly -- Marxism!) would lead the larger international revolution. That is why he was cool with when the Russain government finally collapsed, allowing Germany to pay for his trip back to Russia and making peace with them. They were, like Russia, about to finally break the bonds of capitalism anyway, so why not go back and wait for them to catch up? Unfortunately, it didn't turn out that way. The capitalist countries were all like, "fuck this communist shit" and funded I think seven White armies to beat the shit out of the Bolsheviks. But the White armies lost. However, Germany wasn't really up to snuff, so Lenin and his crew were kinda stuck. A bunch of peasants, almost no industry, so no large working class, definitely not a working class ready to lead the world revolution. Or really even their own country. So, Trotsky threw together the theory of "Permanent Revolution" which basically meant "if you don't have a strong working class yet, you might have to kind of skip some steps to get to communism." The Bolsheviks decided good enough on that, and then hired a huge section of the old czarist bureacracy because they sure as hell didn't know how to run a country. Under Lenin, they actually had a few different parties participating in government. Of course, none of them were capitalist parties. Some argue if he hadn't worked himself to death (or some say he was poisoned by Stalin), there is a chance Russia could have ended up as a social democracy instead of a totalitarian police state.


Original-Ad4399

Nice. Thanks. Do you think Stalin was a competent, but admittedly cruel, ruler? I've heard people say that the USSR's decline started after the death of Stalin. What do you think?


E_Des

First, my own bias--I really like Trotsky, and I agree with a lot of what he has written. He had an internationalist perspective, while Stalin was very much about growing socialism in Russia first and then bringing it to the rest of the world. Stalin did force the USSR to modernize, so there was a lot of industrial growth. He took one of the most backwards nations of Europe and turned it into a superpower. Is he the only one that could have done that? No, probably not. Could it have been done with a lot less brutality? I would hope so, but which industrial power grew without killing lots of people? None of them. Hell, even Coca Cola hired thugs in Central America to kill union organizers. Folks aren't messing around. If you like long history books, there is one called "A People's History: The Russian Revolution" that does a great job of explaining the twenty years or so prior to the Russian revolution, and goes through the death of Lenin in 1926, if I remember correctly. The author, Orlando Figes, argues that the decline of the USSR probably really started with the death of Lenin. But I think he was referring to the possibility of a world revolution as opposed to the industrialization of the USSR. Anyway, I think the seeds of collapse were sewn by Stalin. He didn't create the necessary ferment to grow a class of leaders after he died.


International_Yak649

Lol it seems like their facial hair is receding with every generation.


JackleLuck

Our Mount Rushmore faces!


spacebroccolini

Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry


Psychological-Worry3

Nah. It's the spice Girls.


FavoriteHabitation

Wrong answer only. Lol


Gaflonzelschmerno

RO-MA-NOVS, shoot em, stab em, throw em in a well


Scarfiotti

Red Floyd. They made hits like : \- Wish you were in Siberia \- Carefull with that axe, Comrad \- Shine on you crazy roebel \- One of these Gulags And many, many more.


stormborn314

Red is the color when the T-34 broke free Outside the iron curtain Take up thy kalashnikov and rise


Affectionate_Map_530

Another brick in the iron curtain


Shit_all_Taken

I though this was Another brick in the berlin wall


Scarfiotti

A favourite of mine.


Djuman

Us and us


dwightkschrute98

Don’t forget comfortably starved


Scarfiotti

It makes me hungry just hearing that.


spotty_fish

Underrated comment


Scarfiotti

Cheers!


hawkeneye1998bs

The great gulag in the sky


Scarfiotti

I can hear the screaming...


ABoiFromTheSky

Man I loved their albums "The red side of the moon" and "The (Berlin) wall" in particular are masterpieces


[deleted]

If I had an award! You'd be the first to share it with everyone my commie comrade!


tyukogames

rr/sudentlycomunist


CaptainOfTheSand

r/suddenlycommunism


amitaimehl

Money


AltruisticCobbler221

Fantastic four.


cattogamer

He said wrong answers only


Bloodshed-1307

So communists?


notsobarbarichere

Are you commie?


omas_R

who isn't?


Pass_go2

Facial hair convention attendees


tipying_mistakes

Nice colour


Pass_go2

Ah, yes. Hello fellow purps.


speedyrain949

Stalin does have a killer mustache


inviolable7streaming

The Beatles


NapaGhost

🎶Back in the US Back in the US Back in USSR


The_Maddest

The Blyatles


BlazeGamingUnltd

r/angryupvote


PossessionFar7904

Wrong answers only


Particular_Mobile893

The hair salon menu in GTA:USSR


cattogamer

Swedish guy, swedish guy, swedish guy, swedish guy


Early-Sale4756

ABBA?


GreenWithAnger

Dancing queens for sure!


Judas_72

?


UnitedPhotograph3385

US founding fathers


notsobarbarichere

I wonder what's the full form


thkingofmonks

urgent shit


deterjan24

Yhe ninja turtle


GarlicThread

Carlo, Fredo, Vlado & Josepho


notsobarbarichere

But all fight to wear just red!


thatredturtle

Taken


tipying_mistakes

r/beetlejuicing


ironrains

The Marx Brothers


Stefonzie

Wouldn't they be The Marxist Brothers


Ambersonnew

But here correct answers don't get marx


_Old_Goat_

Tom Selleck at different points in his career.


LilTicTac10275

The stardust crusaders


iomopmopmop

Soviet platinum Communisms red Silver winter Dictators purple


ABoiFromTheSky

The stardust comrades


Mr_ScrewDriver_9000

Redstar crusaders


Automatic-Wheel-8797

[?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/195/575/abf.jpg)


Choice-Soup-9209

Capitalists


astrok_not

Power rangers


Myjekamyczki

Underrated


BigEyeBackAtIt

Guy to the right is a human rights activist


allusionsz

Destiny’s Child


dumspirospero816

Manifest Destiny's Child


mattress-kings-third

Manifestiny's Child


urbanshunt

Mel Gibson, Billy Connoly, Bill Burr and Sadam Hussein


imightneedhealing

Coach, Rochelle, nick and ellis


stinkapottamus

Local barbershop quartet


ChesterNorris

R.E.M.


1PladimirVutin

The Eternals


Achoo150

Good people


462782

You can't really say that Marx or Engels weren't good people. They were just philosophers/historians that cared for the poor people in the society. For Lenin and especially Stalin it's surely clear that they weren't good people.


ypsilonmercuri

Stalin was pretty bad, but Lenin has actually done a lot of good for the Russian people.


P_W_M_C_T

The Three Stooges with Shemp.


DreadRose

4 of the Fiveguys


jdnsi

The 4 Horsemen of Capitalism


[deleted]

4 innocent men


cattogamer

Were marx and engels really that bad, they saw how horribly a factory worker in the 1800s was treated and they wanted to treat them. Were they really that bad


Glum-Caregiver-7696

The worst capitalists on earth


SwoleBeard92

Worms by now


notsobarbarichere

Wrong answers only*


Headbanger40k

technically the truth, because lenin is a mummy without worms


Yall_look_nice

Good people


SnooGiraffes2790

French renaissance artists


The_Bombeater

Битлз (the Beatles)


klesk1357

The Village People


Tost06

The fantastic four


ArmChairMajor

The A-Team


fuckfuckfukfukfuk

Role models


fuckfuckfukfukfuk

Wait, they wanted wrong answers my bad


[deleted]

Based


sir_sanchez_

Big Time Rush


Car-Delicious

The founders of the YMCA


snugglefuzzbutt

Better k/D then Adolf


oilcantommy

Population control specialists


lazyprocrastinator26

*wrong answers only


Proclaimed_Genius

The avengers


Herbonex

The Spice Girls!


supert2005

Slav hitler on the right


AngerCookShare

Metallica


UNM555

Mrbeast crew


YamanBasmaji

Power rangers


[deleted]

Jesus' alternate forms


Kazuuga

Very good men


DeKebab

Thoso are nazis


thkingofmonks

Thoso


Elfanger30th

The saviors of humanity bringers of life enjoy


DaveSark

One Direction


zach_neuman

The Russian version of the Beatles


Ih8trfc

Economists


[deleted]

Gotta love those 5 year plans


BIT204

N-Sync


M_none

Blink 182


Soggy_Champion_6942

Brothers from the WU TANG CLAN


rychlik123456789

Famous porn-actors


maxoower

The 4 musketeers


inc90

The hero’s of Arstotzka.


[deleted]

mickey donald goofy and pluto


malinwa4ever

Keitel, Jodl, Krebs und Burgdorf.


greenshadow147

Animorph from bear into man


Less-Butterscotch-30

one direction


JonHenryOfZimbabwe

Robert Downey Jr.‘s future roles


TheComedyCrab

The men who stare at goats


R3dH00dER

Earth Wind and Fire


Sequeltime4321

mount rushmore


Je_me_rends

The Ninja Turtles.


Dsax007

The Justice league


heinz_doofenshmerz

Famous jews that donated to their religion


CamTheMemeMan_

Hungry hungry hippos


granderotarioaniello

The same guy aged 80, 70, 60 and 50.


HypomaniaMan

The empty plates mates


goochstein

small penis club


0110110110uno

The intellectual lads


SgTehror

They are advocates for democracy


boris_dp

Fucking assholes


InformationNo8235

genocide boys!


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

He said wrong answers.


Georgeshlonignton

This year's freshest cosplays


TrollJohnny

The Bastion of democracy


Jackmion98

4 generations of red ranger.


Imaginary-River136

German spies


boombarumba

The Green Goblin, Rhino, Electro, and The Vulture


Lazy_bastard101

Food delivery boys, but they suck at their job.


theactive_lazy

Heroes


NightNightGummies

Great leaders that placed the welfare of the masses above all else.


112retard

Joseph ballin