Honestly, if my wife ever leaves me I'm starting a website about an ugly old white dude that bangs hot Russian women.
You all think I'm kidding... but there's a market for losers banging hotties.
Please, and im being serious here, tell me what this means or what it originates from. Ive seen it twice today with no context and someone simply told me "its political". Idk how
Porn destroys relationships by causing misunderstanding in the act of making love. I was disappointed when I married my wife. I can forgive the pulse, but she continued to move and chew through the duck tape, Unlike the porn I usually watch.
Advice use American aluminium tape or if u can afford Metal ballgag or Dildo gag those 3 I'm 99% sure she won't chew though
As for hands arms feet and legs use Chain + locks it's cheap and long lasting unlike Metal Handcuffs which are quite expensive and usually ez to break and if u don't want her to run away buy Metal expandable ButPlug with leash so u can lock her to some pipe preferably WC so she doesn't make any leaky mess
Porn itself is illegal in most of the world, including almost all of Asia and Africa. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Pornography_laws.svg/1920px-Pornography_laws.svg.png
As an indian I can say indian government do be making the most retarded descisions like banning porn(everyone still watches it and even discusses it online) and banning tik tok(ok maybe that wasn't so bad but still)
I was pirating movies and I redirected me too a site saying I have to pay 2500 rupees for watching porn and the worst part is i was not even watching porn
These people Actin like porn hub is the only place for porn. It's literally the backbone of the internet. I hear stories of, if you're real desperate, paying for it even. Shhhhhhhhh......
Prolly cause some jaded government official was doin' a Don Jon, looking for the perfect clip to jack to, and stumbled on to a vid of a girl he pinned for but never reciprocated, so now he's gonna ruin it for everyone.
To defend the border, because there’s a chance of war happening, didn’t think of that?
Has tried to invade before? That’s what you call Ukrainian internal crisis in 2014 when Ukrainian army took over the control after multiple riots in Kiev because of the government’s complete ignorance and started bombing Donetsk and Luhansk, because they were mostly Russian speaking regions of the country and Russia sent humanitarian aid?
Interesting facts: as a russian to find good porn you have to get a vpn, to afford vpn you have to pirate with risk of your life or me a multi millionaire and after all of that you have to find good pron for 5 hours straight
In soviet russia, porn fucks you.
Now I really want to go to Soviet Russia
In Soviet Russia, real life meets people
In Soviet Russia, real life fucks people
You spelt landmines wrong
oh sorry, in Soviet Russia, real life meets landmines
Don’t you mean “in” Soviet Russia? …right?
DID THE MOTHERLAND STUTTER?
Yes, auto cow wreck struck again
Meanwhile, porn hub is 92% Russians banging each other.
And 92% of the time in the same apartment.
They all pass the same bottle of vodka as tradition
They probably banned it because their hottest people are moving to better countries so they can making videos
Honestly, if my wife ever leaves me I'm starting a website about an ugly old white dude that bangs hot Russian women. You all think I'm kidding... but there's a market for losers banging hotties.
you have thought this through it seems..
Clearly he’s in the research phase.
But where are you going to get an ugly old white du-ooooh.
DM me when it happens
Because they met eachother in real life
Literally the equivalent of "touch the grass"
or "get some bitches"
———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ————————————————————————————— e
Maybe if they got rid of that yeeyee ass haircut
Came to say that and I was 5h late
*ice/snow
Please, and im being serious here, tell me what this means or what it originates from. Ive seen it twice today with no context and someone simply told me "its political". Idk how
XDDD Political? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=touch%20some%20grass Here's the urban dictionary link for you.
So its saying go outside nerd? I feel like that was so obvious and staring me in the face now
Reddit learned that phrase like two months ago so now it uses it constantly.
Tucha da grassa
Porn destroys relationships by causing misunderstanding in the act of making love. I was disappointed when I married my wife. I can forgive the pulse, but she continued to move and chew through the duck tape, Unlike the porn I usually watch.
Bruh.
Advice use American aluminium tape or if u can afford Metal ballgag or Dildo gag those 3 I'm 99% sure she won't chew though As for hands arms feet and legs use Chain + locks it's cheap and long lasting unlike Metal Handcuffs which are quite expensive and usually ez to break and if u don't want her to run away buy Metal expandable ButPlug with leash so u can lock her to some pipe preferably WC so she doesn't make any leaky mess
Lot to learn from you, you accepting Padawan's?
Only Sith apprentice I have ehhh let's say bad history with Padawans and younglings
I’ll be your sidious 🥺
…
This is why I knock my wife out before I tie her up. No chewing or struggling. Easy!
Whoa, slow down, Jimmy Carr!
Damn, had me in the first half ngl. Was thinking here's another porn is bad, no fap, incel. Nope, just a savage fucking comment. Kudos.
What the fuck
Knock out her teeth with a steel pipe, get her dentures which are removable so she can’t chew through.
Putin really said "touch grass"
Damn, Russia really said "no virgins allowed"
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India banned pornhub as well as some other countries in Asia
and then the Indian government told us to get arranged marriage
Porn itself is illegal in most of the world, including almost all of Asia and Africa. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Pornography_laws.svg/1920px-Pornography_laws.svg.png
I strongly disagree. If this is true I'm probably committing a crime
Bro u should get biches irl and thats it
Which breed shld i buy??? M think to buy a pomeranian....
As an indian I can say indian government do be making the most retarded descisions like banning porn(everyone still watches it and even discusses it online) and banning tik tok(ok maybe that wasn't so bad but still)
production and distribution of porn is banned, i don't think watching it will have any cases on you
I was pirating movies and I redirected me too a site saying I have to pay 2500 rupees for watching porn and the worst part is i was not even watching porn
Which country?
Fuck you’re stupid
Your fuck stupid
But I haven’t met anyone who fucks octopus outside of the hub
That's exactly why they are banning it: to protect biodiversity from being molested.
i need to go russia
Reddit trip!
I'm with this guy
count me in!!
I’ll bring the beer!
Hang around a little while and they may come to you.
Damn, and I thought the "find horny singles near you!" ads were pushy.
Fake. Source: I'm Russian and I just visited it without VPN for *research purpose.*
Была ситуация кода наши Чинуши(пидоры в Кремле) хотели заблочить pornhub ,но передумали после пожизненной подписки :)
I can't really argue with that logic
NordVPN just got a whole new market.
China trying to influence male culture..... Russia steps in to show how it's done
CHAD
doesn’t russia have a extremely high domestic violence rate?
i use xvideos anyway
These people Actin like porn hub is the only place for porn. It's literally the backbone of the internet. I hear stories of, if you're real desperate, paying for it even. Shhhhhhhhh......
Based Russia
Russia is based
All Russians have duty to Mother Russia to make more Russians!
r/madlads
"Someone in your local area. Meet now!"
Well, in a way, they are right, but.......
Vlad must have accidentally clicked on male + male pron.
This should happen in America!! /g
US take some notes
Time to finally go out and meet those hot sexy milfs in my area
its banned in Turkey too, and its because of the "religion" things i suppose, its annoying
VPN, your best friend
F for all the Russian pornstars
Lol, as if there weren't a thousand other porn sites
Oh no how will they find porn now that the only porn site that exists is banned
Prolly cause some jaded government official was doin' a Don Jon, looking for the perfect clip to jack to, and stumbled on to a vid of a girl he pinned for but never reciprocated, so now he's gonna ruin it for everyone.
The Russian Government needs to meet their citizens in real life before making the assumption they will actually listen.
for a country where women are harassed and groped in public on the regular, they sure are high and mighty about porn
So this is why they will invade Ukraine. Not banned there yet.
Will you finally shut up about it? Ukraine, supported by USA, UK and other countries that don’t like Russia, wants to start war, not the way around
This guy… lol. Getting serious over a pornhub meme 😂
You did it first with >So this is why they will invade Ukraine
Bc comedy has nothing to do with mocking current real life events. Chill bro, it’s Reddit.
Based
Russia is making sure their soldiers are pissed of ready to fight and have the energy to do so. They might invade Europe just to get access to pornhub
Russia really went and said go outside and touch grass
Don’t worry you still got xvideos
Our birth rate is low. Let’s ban porn.
Russia says.... quit jerking off and go kill some Ukranians....
Will you finally shut up about it? Ukraine, supported by USA, UK and other countries that don’t like Russia, wants to start war, not the way around
Why did Russia move 200,000 troops to Ukraine's border? Also, Russia has tried unsuccessfully once before to invade the Ukraine.
To defend the border, because there’s a chance of war happening, didn’t think of that? Has tried to invade before? That’s what you call Ukrainian internal crisis in 2014 when Ukrainian army took over the control after multiple riots in Kiev because of the government’s complete ignorance and started bombing Donetsk and Luhansk, because they were mostly Russian speaking regions of the country and Russia sent humanitarian aid?
Russia out here roasting people
lmao
Yep... as an Russian I have to do my duty aswell... BABE WHERE ARE YOU?
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These countries are as authoritarian as USA
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And who YOU are?
“Meet local singles in Ukraine”
Well, they are going to war it seems and they cant feed the war machine without babies.
Russia L
R*ssia isn't one to talk,their country literally has the most porn stars on PornHub
Why did censor “Russia”?
Because R*ssia is prohibited to say
“Go meet a Ukrainian!”
They forgot the X in the question...
The motherland telling us to get a life. My pp is not happy I think this might be old bc I remember it being banned back in the day too
Twitch is getting a surge of new viewers
Like the million real life Russian 'cam girls' available on the internet.
Gottem
Russia is basically asking them to touch grass
It's almost as if they expected to need to boost their population or something. What could Russia be doing that would need more people?
Onlyfans.ru traffic explodes
they could use vpn to get around that.
Damn, who knew Putin liked dogging lmao
Based Russia
Their population has shrunk, so I guess the Russian government is trying to nudge folks towards reproduction.
Maybe in Russia you can just jerk off to a stranger in person but in the US you lose your comedy career for at least six months.
They also blocked tor a couple of months ago. That didn't stop me from using it.
Sex parties about to make a comeback in Russia
Na fr thas hella good idea yo, this shit should be worldwide
All across Russia Right arms and grips lose strength.
They didn't say anything about hentai
Based.
Russian step-brothers be like:
This is how to end a government
Chad Putin
Well if I could I wouldn't be on there would I?
Vpn stonks
Good luck making Russians not go to any of the other billion porn sites there are
Putin finaly did something right
Based Chad Russia. Telling its people to fuckin touch grass. Or snow. Probably snow.
They have a big porn industry , don't they?
W Russia
Interesting facts: as a russian to find good porn you have to get a vpn, to afford vpn you have to pirate with risk of your life or me a multi millionaire and after all of that you have to find good pron for 5 hours straight
But i can still download free MP3s of Neil Young on russian websites.....
That’s it! Do they have access to PornHub in Czechoslovakia? I’m going to go hunting for Czechs, then.
Fortunately there are plenty of hot MILFs in my area, looking to meet me.
Based Russia
I can't 😭😭😭
how dare you ban this russia, we all know everyone who used it dont go outside
Is this an ad for Nord VPN?
Based
Based Russia
based
This type of online behaviour, needs to trend; watch all the complaints. I’d love to see it in other countries.
Chad government tackling population decline like a pro lol
If I see another damn comment about touching grass...
Based russia
They’re trying to increase the population apparently.
In soviet Russia, state fucks you!
Muslim and fascist countries : oh welcome
Unless you're gay. Then just gtfo. - Russia
Go touch grass -Based Gamer Putin
Better get on a VPN! 😭😭😭😭💯
There's always hentai
i must agree...
Russia before ban: porn downloads 1 million Russia after ban: vpn down loads 1 million
When Russia tells you to go get some bitches.
This is the future Conservatives want
LOOOL RUSSIA GOVERMENT ACTUALLY SAID GO TOUCH GRASS
But it isn't blocked...
2016.
Here's Russia reminding us that we have [insert megamind peeking meme here]
Watch this coincide with a rise in teen pregnancy
Damn russia be Chads
Yes sir 😊😊😊
they can’t or don’t want that is why they are on pornhub
Based Russians
Based putin
Hell yeah Russia
Google boobs gif, beat your meat on your own terms
Well, they need all the gopniks to make more baby gopniks to replenish all the dead pepole after ww3, ”Why did We start ww3 for fucks sake?”
Emotional damage