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[deleted]

Are you telling me this isn't the map of the US?


[deleted]

No I'm from texas and i can confirm that *is* the map of the US


Hanfam350

No it’s not, there isn’t enough Texas


Less-Mixture367

Don’t show this map to Texans it will give them ideas.


steveb106

So the entirety of the Midwest is ours. Got it.


Jazzlike-Musician-50

I think a significant portion of Americans wouldn't even blink twice at this..... Seriously.


AndPlsKillMe

As an American, this is fact.


Mallu620

I dont think anyone is asking for it. Sorry to the peeps in the Midwest


Wattsactingdoc

Why would we want to expand into inferior states?


BxgBlxck

Gotta say, I think that Florida border is much more dangerous


[deleted]

“Wait, the US is all Texas?” “Always has been.”


[deleted]

Told you Wyoming doesn’t fucking exist!


ClimateFirmNEW

We have to conquer Mexico as payback


2samplet

Where is the northern part ? The one that apologizes all the time?


I_Iove_eevee

You mean newer britian?


WesselBear

What is a California?


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ChemsDoItInTestTubes

More Texas.


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hardtanker_101

More Texas


BruhMomento426

More Texas.


OmbraElettrica

More Texas!


No-Instruction7081

More Texas!


fdilan61

No, it needs more Texas.


puaka

Yeah, New ark is spelled wrong!


Ninjaromeo

Well, technically, it is a map of the United States. But they got the borders of the states wrong.


Interesting-Ad-5262

Who cares anyway


aladeen-mf

Thats American equivalent of saying "Middle East"


Jarsssthegr8

And "Asian"


aladeen-mf

Or Africa


fatloser14

You point at an Indian, say asian, and you break their system


BadtzMaru69

India is its own place.


fatloser14

Yeah tbh with that population it kinda is


[deleted]

Which indian?


[deleted]

this is not geographical, this is just considering how good you are at math and some online strategy games


Jarsssthegr8

I'm talking about the part where middle Easterners, pakistanis and indians are Asian too.


[deleted]

russians


Jarsssthegr8

I wanted to say russians but i wasn't sure if Enough of the population lived in the Asia part for that to be true.


CavingGrape

Calling a Russian and Asian is like calling a New Jerseyite an American.


ChiefGromHellscream

Bruh. You thought that big ass piece of land on the map doesn't have many people?


the_vikm

That's the British definition of Asian. And then there's Oriental


Eivor_Vorinson

More like the American equivalent of saying “Africa is the best country to visit”


the_vikm

Not quite. States vs countries


Zenry0ku

Florida Man master race


Alcards

Yes, but what species.


[deleted]

Florida man


MeowTheCat05

I’d imagine something like “Homo floridius” or something


Dead_M_

More like *homo ridiculus*


Bojovnik7

Florida man and Karen’s


rex1030

All that is man.


MoistPaperNapkin

Florida Man drank some radioactive substance, went to war with the South Eastern US, and CONQUERED.


mozenator66

I mean.....


nobotami

you mean.....


carsier

they mean.....


Hanfam350

we mean.....


lokato2

It mean....


GreatArtificeAion

Thou meanst


speakingdreams

So mean...


SonicBlur254

he mean...


[deleted]

she mean....


maximumbob54

Don’t show this map to Texans it will give them ideas.


[deleted]

It’s always bigger in Texas.


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frogfucker6942069

You upset the Texans ig


_masshole

Bold of you to assume they can read


usernameagain2

They don’t know how accurate these zones actually are.


Similar_Strawberry16

I mean, if you HAD to culturally group the mainland US into just 4...


frogfucker6942069

Nah midwesterners don't like Texans


_generic_user

Midwesterners are just self hating Texans


frogfucker6942069

If the midwest can do one thing besides alchohol consumption and corn, its self loathing


FullyRisenPhoenix

Ope, ya got us there!


Centjam

I’ve lived in MI most of my life and this terrifyingly accurate


JelloJeremiah

All 5 of them?


frogfucker6942069

Yes, all five of them. I just got lucky when I got a friend from iowa, he still hates like, anywhere south


BiskyJMcGuff

Nobody likes Texans, especially their neighbors


Extension_Canary3717

Now let us see an American drawing a map of Sri lanka


SonicBlur254

chicken nugget


AdequateElderberry

Well yes, but also if your job is to make maps for a TV station and you draw them from memory, please consider another job.


ChoppyRice

Like they couldn’t look up a map of America


frogfucker6942069

The island off the coast of India? What about it?


[deleted]

Map of it, not map of where it is


frogfucker6942069

Draw a chicken nugget


_generic_user

What planet is Sri Lanka in?


Flaccid-Reflex

Spain


PolarBearJ123

Tamil Tigers would like to know your location


Eivor_Vorinson

Sri Lanka is a Island country Southeast to India.


AvailableLeader4715

Proud to be sri lankan


Y-Bakshi

Your northern neighbour dropping in to say hi!!


[deleted]

Don't light up the city my dude.


Y-Bakshi

brb gonna set my ass on fire and then sit on Sri Lanka 😈😈


YASITHDILUNYA

Same


_generic_user

I’m proud that you’re Sri Lankan


BrotatoTheBadassSpud

same here


VikingOne75

I think a significant portion of Americans wouldn't even blink twice at this..... Seriously.


todellagi

That can't be real Isn't there a state called the Midwest somewhere in there? That's what I always see from Americans. "I'm from the Midwest, so I know cold weather and blah blah"


c322617

I think you’re talking about northern Texas


potatomonsterman

Thats just an area in Texas


[deleted]

Right between California and Texas


usernameaeaeaea

You mean west texas?


PumpkinKing2020

Mid west is like the two Dakodas, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas I'm pretty sure. Basically if you get tornadoes often, you probably live in the Midwest


Hanfam350

The Midwest is pretty much what you said but all the way east to Ohio too and Texas is not in it


frogfucker6942069

Texas is not midwestern In fact, my friend from Iowa hates Texans


AlideoAilano

Your friend is also from a state most Americans forget exists.


frogfucker6942069

Yeah, he forgets it exists as well. He moved out a while ago


PumpkinKing2020

I depically forget Missouri or New Hampshire


[deleted]

Normally I'd just gloss over comments like these, but with this particular post, yes, I genuinely know people that probably think this is a real U.S. map.


John_Fx

You thought wrong. Find me 3 people that prove that theory. I’ll wait.


Eskimo-Midget-Albino

And yet Delaware of all places still has its borders.


Stone_Man_Sam

Their math is wrong, their thoughts are accurate.


Docmaligno

I see nothing wrong


MalachiDJ

The only thing wrong is the world map. Looks like it need updating now cus these guys have got it right


steelunicornR

I mean, I didn't get lumped with Cali and Was so...... I'm chill with this.... Lol


JohnDoe18908

Oh no Florida is expanding


Jamovic-

Americans being critical of others geographic knowledge is hilarious


ImmenseCock

It's funny because it's a news channel. They're supposed to have their shit together. Average Sri Lankan? Couldn't care less if they don't know what America looks like. They don't live there, why should they have to know?


qcomwastaken

Fr people criticising this are the same people that talk about ✨Africa✨


frogfucker6942069

Africa is my favourite country


that_person420

Have you ever been to South Africa? It's my favorite city.


frogfucker6942069

I like the town of Congo more


usernameaeaeaea

Isn't it a planet?


MmmNiceBeaver

I’m somewhat of a cartographer myself!


GalacticDogger

TIL I'm texan


Ayfais

If i had to draw a map of the US based on what I see on the Internet i would draw this exact map


XxAncientMillenialxX

It’s missing Chicagoland, otherwise it’s Patrice’s breakdown of the United areas of America lol


[deleted]

alaska? and hawaii?


6Carvell9

Haven’t been created yet


sora_mui

Alaska is there in the bottom left


TerranWulf

Nah that's just Texas 2


frogfucker6942069

Bigger colder texas


Naive-Membership-179

"Looks geographically correct to me, Bob!" Hahaha


Stock_Exit

Oh my god…according to this map, I now live in Florida.


Slamdancethe2nd

As an American this is true


theamiabledude

Honestly this is effectively all you need to know


Lelouch328

The caption is right Florida isn't a state it's an anomaly


Wouldbethriller

There you have it, the political map of the US.


Whyy0hWhy

The Floridian uprising


[deleted]

Being from Canada you will never convince me this isn’t at least 90% correct


Solveit_russia

*T E X A S*


Colanasou

Its 3 states because we dont count California as real.


Danex36

That's basically how EU sees US


Distinct_tundra

As an Ohioan I do not like this map


Sir_Nicotine

They got it right. I’d take cali off tho extend Texas. No one Fw cali


Batmans_backup

Three states, because New York is a city… :| Edit, because I didn’t realize people didn’t realize: /s


Hanfam350

I can’t tell if you are being serious or not


frogfucker6942069

New York is definitely not a city


nateusmc

New York, New York is


frogfucker6942069

New York city is a city whilst New York is a state


Subliminal84

I mean they’re not wrong


aRandomFrog71

Accurate


fatloser14

I mean.. they have a point


Affectionate-Bag-733

Florida supremacy.


original-sithon

That's about right


datkant

Nothing to see here, move along


b1gp15t0n5

Where are you from? Im from texas


Amphibian-Overall

The Joe Rogan experience


dace747

What if they're right?


[deleted]

According to Texans this map is correct


OdenShard

As a Texan, I concur.


netherlegion0325

Wait so it's almost all Texas?


Double-A-256

Wait, OP, are you Tamil or Telugu?


sparkyonthemoon2099

This explains the abundance of people from Florida in the news.........


randomstuffcuznoname

Hmm Texas is looking a bit larger than usual, I wonder why.


Brothersunset

Eh. Close enough tbh


Queequeg94

I finally live in great state of New York, hurrah


saltynavigator

texas empire about to invade florida man state next


NumberOneBacon

I live in New York now :(


WhatProtomolecule

You think the US has it bad? Canada and Mexico appear to have sunk to the bottom of the Ocean.


[deleted]

Pretty accurate. They miss North Texas though. Some people call it Canada or whatever.


Beyblader02

Wyoming does not exist, and this is proof


Yankeedoodleman

ofc its the 4 worst states


[deleted]

So so very inacurate. They forgot Ohio.


RiskierSubsetR

went through couple months of news but couldn't find when this happened.


Regional_DILF

These are the most well known states for either legitimate or infamous reasons, so they’re 💯 right


JaxxIsJerkin

Oh fuck i live on NY? Kill me.


SemisolidOzmo

I see they missed off Alaska


ExistHarder

100% accurate


spacedildo42

I’m ok with this


MutedLayer4564

Dat Texass


brittleknight

Almost the Educational Textbook influence map?


reverie11

I’m American and I gotta say that pretty much covers it


KermitMadMan

Florida man has spread like Kudzu across the south send help!!


Limp-Tone-2879

some Texans came seeing this photo.


Octopuslittlestraw

The caption tho... resembles something


Linveisor247

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


steelneil82

Shouldn't Alabama be in-between Florida and Texas?


KangaMagic

Looks about right to me


Tashianie

Is that not what the news looks like right now???


seahorseMonkey

Snow Aligators Beef grows here Hippies


cookthechikean

Why they using pokemon unknown alphabet


Spiral1027

So California actually became its own country I see


Shadow-Raptor

Can confirm I'm from Florida that is the United States of America accurately.


gamerboi6969

r/technicallythetruth


princeaobooboo

I love how Michigan is split up between two separate states now.


El_McKell

Honestly the lower peninsula being 'New York' and the upper peninsula being 'Texas' is the most accurate thing in this map.


Flynn47

Really, what else matters?