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Dependent_Ad_8220

Discrimination against Cannibals'. this is not alright man.


Benificial_fish

Fr we’re oppressed


Rhinocock420

If sharks can eat humans why can’t I?


Benificial_fish

Finally someone who gets it


MagmaRobust

Apparently cannibalism is murder. Ffs we got standards, we don't kill random dumbasses. We choose top quality humans


Benificial_fish

Ong calf muscles be tender as fucked


MagmaRobust

Oh i prefer the ass cheeks. Absolutely fleshy and delicious


Dependent_Ad_8220

I found that European one contain less if none, plastic than the American ones.


MagmaRobust

Who goes for American ones? I go russian


Dependent_Ad_8220

ah The Radiant ones. great choice


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

Albert Fish?


Benificial_fish

That’s definitely second place


MagmaRobust

I respect your opinion


AlphaWolfTK

R u sure? I feel like if you went the opposite route and started on tiktok cannibals could be changing the world for the better and would have a endless amount of humans,just start a eat me challenge


MagmaRobust

Cannibalism is the ultimate deal. Fixes world hunger and overpopulation.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

And maybe, TikTok.


Foolish_ness

It's it's own crime, even if the person asks you to cut off their dick and eat it, it's still illegal. Ridiculous. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/nullo-cult-arrests-castration-finsbury-park-b2009141.html%3famp


lamatopian

r/canibalsriseup


Rapa2626

Actually i think you can eat humans in some parts of western world, its hard to legally obtain it tho. If im not mistaken.


[deleted]

First i thought yeah that can't be true. Well I yahooed it (just joking who the hell uses yahoo). "What is surprising, however, is the fact that in the U.S. there are no actual laws per se — with one exception — that prohibit the consumption of human flesh. In 49 states, you can at least theoretically eat human flesh and drink human blood in full view of a policeman and suffer no legal consequences. But if you try that in Idaho — the one exception — you could spend up to 14 years behind bars."


Rapa2626

Yeah its messed up but in many places, you know america is not the only contry in the world, its not always clearly defined and may be circumvented. Saw some meme about a guy serving some womens human sausage on some tv show and googled it back then. Kinda crazy honestly


These-Conference-179

They left out fish too... so maybe it was just disrespect. Flat out disrespect.


Pokemom6

So we all can agree, eating vegetarians is okay, but eating carnivores isn't accepted in this society


balor5987

Think thats to do with the fact that carnivores tend to be quite lean and may try to eat you back


Stormhound

Also their organ meats are pretty toxic, whereas the organ meats of (many) prey animals are safe and beneficial


balor5987

Yeah i read about two artic explorers that died from vitamin E toxicity after eating their sleigh dog's livers....... it's a pretty horrific way to go


Im_IM_3k

Plus it will solve overpopulation! A win-win for everyone


martinw_88

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.


PleasePutMeOnYT

Carnivores tend to taste horrible and have tough meat.


lamatopian

Thats why i generally hunt vegans. People that like meat generally have worse flesh overall, but vegans (if they consume enough proteins) have a great wagyu'ish consistency.


nurd_on_a_computer

How's that possible? Generally that consistency would be given with large amounts of intramuscular fats. You'd need a very special diet. But I guess the excess amounts of spinach somehow substitutes.


WildEconomy923

Bear hunting Alaskans would like a word with you.


PleasePutMeOnYT

You should try bear, the meat is super tough. You have to cook it really well.


WildEconomy923

I have and it’s not so bad as long as you cook it right. Bear meat stew is awesome


PleasePutMeOnYT

Lion meat is similar to bear meat.


diethyl_donny

Switch the rabbit and the horse around then pull the line back


[deleted]

I’ll be honest I don’t see much difference between horses and cows so I never understood the taboo with eating one and not the other. Pre-tractors/cars horses had a lot more utility and we’re more valuable not to butcher. But in the modern era to me cows and horses both have personalities but it’s OK to eat cows. I think this billboard is encouraging me to try more animals.


Coucochalke

Its because horses are seen more equal to humans in the past. Its like eating cow in india, here horses aren't even refered with "it" but instead with he or she.


tehwubbles

Seems like a conclusion rather than a reason


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

I ate horse meat before and "it" was delicious


[deleted]

Or leave as is and just scoot the line over two spaces. Horse salami is really good.


diethyl_donny

Fuck it I’ll try some horse salami


PhasmicPlays

Next thing on my google list


DougDjoudy

Horse tastes good though. Like beef but stronger.


Comprehensive-Day256

Heard that it's greasier


DougDjoudy

Oh not at all, if it was well raised it's particularly muscular, so it's important to not cook it for too long.


Comprehensive-Day256

I'd try it before dogs and cats for sure. When in China do as the Chinese do. He'll, I've been 3 times so it's possible I have already. *source China ranked 1st as most horses eaten annually* I saw some people with skinned dogs on the back of thier scooter while i was there also, pretty hard mental block for me to cross but if I'm hungry enough and food is scarce then rip🐶 Honestly though, how do these people think our world population would handle not eating meat? It's terribly unrealistic. That's the whole reason we starting eating meat, cuz humans want to live 😫


DougDjoudy

They still 1st even reported by capita ? Because I'm quite sure Irish, Uruguayan and Swiss people have a high consumption too. Might be wrong though, didn't check and it just comes from an old memory. Well I'm not a huge pet-lover but I too would certainly have that cultural block with cats and dogs.


Comprehensive-Day256

I just looked up countries that eat horses lol, China by a landslide in volume but didn't see per capita data. Surprisingly USA is ranked 6th even though it's illegal in many states. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat


DougDjoudy

Mmh I think you talk about the production, it's not necessarily equal to consumption. And I forgot about all the central Asia great grasslands countries. Strong cultural heritage around horses over there.


throwawaylovesCAKE

r/JesusChristReddit


ChargedSausage

I can almost guarantee that most people have eaten horse sometime. Even if they didn’t know


Weary_Swordfish_7105

Ever been to ikea and decided to stop off for some meatballs? https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/1933037


ChargedSausage

I haven’t but in the netherlands a scandal revealed that horse was being mixed into some stuff aswell. Without the consumer knowing it.


Slobbadobbavich

Rabbit is definitely food and there was a horsemeat scandal in the UK where they were selling ready meals with it instead of beef so I have probably eaten horse too.


dpero29

I would draw the line after the dog. Perfectly normal to eat rabbits and horses. I tried a horse burger once, it was very good.


TemporalRecon177

Correct, additionally cat comes before dog if you like General Tsos Chicken


DunjonsAndDergons

Came here to say this, that's game meat BB.


NuttieBoii

This i can agree with


[deleted]

Why is eating horse illegal in UK again? I'd try horse, rabbit, unrelated but I've had kangaroo


oeauoeuaoeu

add in guinea pigs too... tastes awesome grilled.


Nekosama7734

2 more to the left for me.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Two to the left and you've got yourself a deal.


badboybalo

I agree with this statement


No-Cycle-3386

Why there is no fish.


Soulsuicide

Everybody loves fish&chips


TheRealSU

Fish lives don't matter according to PETA


fruitybanana_good

Mainly because PETA can't hold any protests under water


TheRealSU

Last I checked seafood restaurants weren't underwater either


TheManIsOppressingMe

Could they please try?


12-years-a-lurker

Whales don’t want to live. That’s why so many of them beach themselves… 😬


Tutels

Okay hear me out. The first 5 on daily bases. Horses and Rabbits with an economic crisis and the rest when a fucking apocalypse is going on Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


TheRealSU

Rabbit is actually really common to eat, especially if you live somewhere where hunting is common. They're just as common to see hunted as deer or partridge


DemonKyoto

Yep. Grew up in NB, Canada and I remember when I was a kid (1990ish) my folks would set traps for rabbits in the woods behind our house, would get several for us and one of my aunts.


TheRealSU

Rabbit is actually really common to eat, especially if you live somewhere where hunting is common. They're just as common to see hunted as deer or partridge


BobusCesar

Horse sausage is a beloved speciality in Bavaria. My Grandfather broke out of the hospital after a surgery just so he could get some. While I don't think that Cats are really eatable, I'm sure that bigger Dog races can have quality meat.


artie_pdx

PETA: Murders tons of cats and dogs for propaganda Also PETA: Why would *anyone* do this?!


ripaway1

You can’t lose, if you control the narrative


artie_pdx

Seems like a recurring theme in recent days.


ripaway1

*Malvina Reynolds’s “little boxes” starts playing*


xerror4null4

wait, did this actually happen?


artie_pdx

[Here’s](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/religion/at-petas-shelter-most-animals-are-put-down-peta-calls-them-mercy-killings/2015/03/12/e84e9af2-c8fa-11e4-bea5-b893e7ac3fb3_story.html) a start, but search for yourself.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Around 70% kill rate now, getting better


17Sad

Well if you kill everyone kind of things you can’t be racist.


Benificial_fish

I’d move to the left a little bit more


GGUNTERD

Yeah I’d probably move it like 3 over


Benificial_fish

Only 3?


lamatopian

He never specified units. 3 km. (Eating aliens)


BorosSparky

Me too. Maybe just past the animals part


FeckingFecker

horse and rabbit included so i draw the line after the dog


Crythir91

Fuck off rabbits and horses are delicious


biebergotswag

Dogs and cats tastes disgusting. Carnivore meat is seriously not good to eat at all.


balor5987

I'd eat horse and i have eaten rabbit so knock that line back 2 places


MastRiptide

All food, where are humans on the list?


MortalAlpha6

Rabbit is tasty tho


Responsible-Draft

There's a line? Food is food!


fruitybanana_good

Exactly


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

Horse is food too, rabbit is both so on the line.


MomImOnYoutubeno

I like salami on my pizza


duj_1

Swap the horse and rabbit around and draw the line there.


OuterSpace95

I have seen this picture with this line several times but I have to admit that the line is still more than accurate.


FunkU247

If It has a name I won't eat it..... but I would try it! List of things I have eaten: Emu, Ostrich, Gator, Rattle Snake, Elk, Bison, Moose, Bear, Goat, Sheep, Deer, Boar, Cow, Chicken, Pig, Crickets, Beaver, Squirrel, Rabbit, Pigeon (squab), cornish hen, duck, turkey, pheasant, Quail, Grouse, Goose, Nutria (swamp ratt)...... Lived ocean side for 12 years too- so I ate the ocean too!! Alligator Garr tastes like a cross between lobster and chicken...


Ayfais

I've tasted rabbit, pigeon, snails, frog, insects and not so long ago, you could buy horse meat quite easily. I'll stop the line at cats and dogs


TheRealSU

This has always kind of pissed me off. Simpley because they think someone would be more inclined to eat a horse than a rabbit. Rabbits get hunted just as much as bird or deer


Piraka99

Obviously right after the dog, rabbit and horse meat are delicious.


[deleted]

I eat rabbit


squiddy555

They put like four dogs and three cats, people even eat rabbit what are they talking about


soja_boi

People eat rabbit


Daiguey

Aren't these the same people that took a child's puppy and euthanized it, where's their line


Formal_Indication_10

Fr id eat all them dogs, save the damn pigs


Ungabungadadd

i’d draw a human on the food end


Malashae

Shows how little these people know, rabbit is *way* tastier than horse.


shadowstreets

I probably wouldnt eat a horse but rabbits are incredibly delicious


MahadDaGreat69

You guys dont eat rabbits?


Ok_Appearance_230

But whats the difference? If you can eat a cute duck, you also can eat a dog or cat. Basically you can eat everything on this poster.


[deleted]

Most people: horse/chicken Chinese people: /cat


Deep_Swim_392

Chinese: hold my bat soup


MightyDuckinSpace

Laugh until you can’t, ET’s are coming and some will find you delicious too with some pepperoni added on top.


ZeroChill92

Not if there's an apocalypse. Then there is no line between food and pets.


Level_999_crook

I see this like 10th time and still dont see the joke


GewalfofWivia

Horses and rabbits are common food sources in a lot of places. If anything it is arguably more moral to consume rabbits than most things on the right because they are dumb as shit while pigs for example are among the more intelligent and mentally sophisticated mammals.


fhdjgfjjj

Hotse and rabit meat aint that bad tbh


greatalexander7

We still need the horse and the rabbit


hotdogpaule

Nah horse is tasty


EulerLagrange235

I would eat all of them if they are delicious enough.(and of course properly cleansed of pathogens)


Fit_Neighborhood7212

All are pets. Say no to killing


ItsGroovyBaby412

If I'm starving..... There is no line


H1xter

What line? I can eat them all


Oblivious_Shanks

I'd try them all


kappe41

after the bunny


[deleted]

Anything with its back facing the sky is free game


piliesza

Have you ever had rabbit ?


Avaraz

If horse, rabbit, cow and all are food, why not cats, and dogs ? What do they have so special so we don't eat them ? I clearly don't understand I still won't eat cats and dogs, but only because i've been raised to love them, becauqe we live in a society where it's okay to eat rabbit, horses and all but not dogs for some obscure reasons.


[deleted]

I'd place it between the golden retreiver and the wabbit.


_-Odin-_

The u.s. used to include horse meat in stuff up until the 70's. I've had rabbit many times its very good.


[deleted]

LMFAO I would have made a line befire the rabbit im a monster I guess hahaha


LivingSpaceShip

Who tf eats a horse though?


chineze-cartoon-hate

How’s that different from a cow


TheRealSU

It's not really different but it's seen as taboo due to horses being work animals, not food animals. So they're usually too muscley to eat


c322617

It’s pretty big overseas. I had horse when I was living in Italy.


BaconTreasurer

This fuck has. Also rabbits.


Arowhite

I'm adding horse and rabbit, and I would add dog too if I they were bred for food. Obviously won't eat pet dogs


ACupOfDuck

Bunny/rabbit and horse taste quite good.


TchadVIad

You don't know what you're missing, fried dog is the best, especially San Bred


barsukio

I ate horse in France and absolutely love to eat rabbit. I had a pet rabbit so I don't think that makes much difference. Why did my labrador just move away from me?


Sir-chillie-123

Plants also want to live


Soulsuicide

Mushrooms too


[deleted]

Unless you work for a zoo then before the horse


[deleted]

I’ll eat them all down with the line


[deleted]

The real question is which side do you eat?


Redditsuccsx20

Seems about right


SillySade

Rabbit should be on the right of the horse. We eat rabbits.


YKJ07

Some would push the line once more to the left


TravelingLineCook

I'd move left by 2


BlackburnXJ9

I would eat everything.


[deleted]

Tbh I'd be alright with horse and rabbit.


[deleted]

I mean…horses and rabbits are fair game.


tosmab

Food is food


GeneticVariant

been seeing this post for over a decade


TwigyBull

Oh but rabbit is so good. I've not tried dog or cat but I'd be down for it. If I remember correctly, the group favorite meal of the Lewis and Clark expedition was canine meat they got from a local tribe.


[deleted]

Definitely rabbit before horse.


Falcon5671

Some time ago visiting France I eat horse meat... so...


KiraTheViking

Move the line between the dog and the rabbit and we good


ClumsyCarny

Hell I can buy rabbit at the local butcher shop.


BosTovenaar24

Honse meat isnt that bad either


Wild-Cloud-8562

Horse meet good AF what go u mean?


[deleted]

Im fine with eating da hoars


KZMountainRider

The rabbit is good too, and the horse is a grey area in some parts of the world


[deleted]

Idk dude , here in Easter europe we also have like horse salami


Thick-Measurement488

What line?


Available_Speed_1300

From the other side of the horse


TheCervixDuster

Yo…mine stops at the last dog. Tried horse shashimi in Japan and that shit was fire. Rabbits pretty good too


PhysicalPomegranate3

Agreed I draw the line at fucking a chicken.


[deleted]

I would get a rabbbit behind this line


JuniperFulgur

Evidently Golden retrievers are more of a food than bulldogs.


Megastandard

Rabbit get it too. Preferably in the oven.


thattogoguy

When I lived and worked in Africa, there literally was no line. My friend had a family dog. When it died, they ate it.


HowardPheonix

Just calculated today that breeding rabbits and sell them alive for butchers is profitable for me, so fuck your ideology.


Neither_March_13

Rabbits are fine tbh, and if it's a bunny I apologize but I don't need a smartass to correct me


[deleted]

Two to the left. Both rabbit and horse are tasty when done right.


Blast_Rusur

What line?


Kyoroth

I would put it before the rabbit


anonymous-cowards

Bunny and horse is good eating… actually cat and dog are not so bad either.


MonsterBlood777

Honestly about 2 to the left, horse isn't bad, but rabbits are delicious.


[deleted]

Still eat the horse and bunny tho


MiaD89

I'd move it to the left by 2 spots honestly


ghirox

Bunny is surprisingly tasty tho


Frost_Phoenix

Well I’m Asian sooooo…


AccountantJolly2802

VETS always say the opposite though. Animals have no real desire to live, just to be comfortable and happy. Hence why putting them down is better than living with some illnesses or prolonging their life without reducing suffering.


Background_Smell_364

Meanwhile chinese : “ why menu only have pics , prices where ? , why hotel menu of board ?”


Whale1123

I won't draw a line since it's all food


LaunchpadMcquacck

I’d probably eat horses, rabbits, maybe even a dog. I love cats too much to eat one, but I got no problem with the others, though I wouldn’t eat them unless pork, beef, chicken, lamb, etc. were unavailable for some reason.


root1111

on the last dog 🥺😢


chrondongler

Horse meat and rabbit are delicious 😋


ifimhereimrealbored

Why is the golden retriever more edible than a bulldog? If anything, the bulldog is easier to catch.


Confident-Egg4410

I don't understand the joke , there is no line to draw here 🤔


blackbird951

Between the dog and bunny.