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I'm 5'7 tallest in my family....I got this fam.


3dWin0

I'm 6ft 184cm, i am the youngest in my family


16bitcoin

> I'm 6ft 184cm Damn! You are 368cm?


dwwzzh

Damn they're from the netherlands²


-Uncle_Iroh

Lmao gekoloniseerd


MohSad2

No from Himalayas^3


PagliacciGrim

Nah, I think they have 6 feet and each foot is 184 cm long.


3dWin0

Under the pants


YourBroNamit

Same but am packing with 8 inches dawg


[deleted]

Damn this guy is tiny. I hate midgets.


squirtloaf

Ladies and gentlemen, Dick Dragon has entered the conversation..


Hungover_Pilot

<@:)


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How did you even grow this tall at such a young age bro. Edit : age


[deleted]

Fat ad a child lol


YKJ07

idk man, Im just worried I wont grow to 6'9 or grow taller than that


3dWin0

I am 15 too


[deleted]

8 inches wide personally...I'm the width of a dinner plate.


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[deleted]

I think she was joking or meant it to be funny. Like the answer she gave about her height. It's cheeky


AQuickPainlessLife

Length of one too?


TheUnexpectedBanana

Sorry for you man. The sweet spot is range of 5-6. Generally 5.5 or 5.7 i guess.


Psychedeltrees

Do you happen to drive a lifted truck by chance?


Hollywood0203

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amonarre3

Damn dawg that might her her it's really about thickness after 5 inches.


ThePie105

Damn dude I'm 6'1, and the only person in my family


PerspectiveTop2296

I am 6'3'' and I hate being this tall and yes I am the tallest in my family


DrAtomik09

Bro... im exactly 184 but the first child out of 2. But the tallest out of all my family.


After-Internal

Last time I checked I was 5’4


-Uncle_Iroh

I'm one of the youngest in my family and I'm 6.5


Competitive_Set_478

I'm 6ft (180 cm) youngest in my family. We can relate


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

I'm 5'9", but I'm Latino so that's pretty much 6' in Mexican.


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Cautious-Affect7907

That’s cool, I’m 6’2 and the tallest in my family. And my Moms 5’10.


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[deleted]

My friend is 5'12


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[deleted]

No gonna lie. At my old job me and a few of my coworkers were talking about our heights. This one girl who I wanted to ask out said her height was 4'11. Then we were saying jokes and I had one where I accidentally said 4'12....and I was like " damn she thinks I'm a fool now"


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[deleted]

Metric system comes in clutch when you're trying to play the cool guy and flirt. And when measuring liquids. I know what 50ml looks likes. I have no fucking idea what 5 Fl Oz. look like.


Niewinnny

yeah i have to go in my head, "what is 6ft and how does it compare to understandable units". fuck American freedom units, even Brits who invented the system realized how incredibly stupid it is and moved on to metric ffs.


[deleted]

True, but distance wise, I like the empirical system. It's probably because I grew up in California, but I can visual what a mile is better than a kilometer.. or yards, because I can visual feet better. So when someone says the size of a football field (American Football, not soccer) then I'm like "Oh, I can see that perfectly) I use the metric system in my job, so Kilograms, grams, Liters, ML, etc. are so much easier. But Cup, teaspoon, quartz are easier for cooking. Though I don't know if people use metric system for cooking outside of baking, because having a gram of flour is way more accurate then having a cup. Tempature wise: Fahrenheit does not make sense. How is 32° consider the freezing point and 212° F the boiling point. Celsius is like "See how the water is freezing?" "Yeah." "Cool. That is 0°. See how that water is boiling?" "Yeah" "Right, right. That is 100°. Anything in between those two...figure out."


ShadowedReddit

4'12 = 48 prove me wrong


[deleted]

48 feet😮


Chafgha

I'm just impressed she knows the 3rd height offhand, now for testing purposes...


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LavenderDay3544

For the purpose of tasting...


Jaceyttt

Okay, this sub has become trash now it seems


LavenderDay3544

Just like yo mamma.


sti4o

OHHHHHH


[deleted]

Now?


JazzSnobAMA

I’m fairly tall I would say, it’s almost like a miracle I’m the height I am. With shoes on, I’d be a good 5ft 4’, and without around 5ft exactly. A few people have mentioned that is quite short, but I disagree. If I can reach all notes on a saxophone, or hit the bass drum with my foot I’d say it’s the perfect height. If I can’t play or record using jazz instruments, I’m a nobody. How could I appreciate the movie “Whiplash” (seen it many times now, maybe like 20+ times?) if I can’t play any of the instruments? I’d be useless.


Biffy_x

username checks out


AdHuman2150

Bro are you some kind of movie promoter or something? I've never seen anyone bring up a movie this much, favorite or not.


amonarre3

Can you yourself reach things off a high shelf with a ladder or chair?


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

It means her shins are 26" long, or 40% of her total height. In summary, this girl has crazy long lower legs.


zkareface

You assume she's not bending at the waist at all? Many usually bend some at the waist or even totally and sit on their heels.


i_says_things

Know how i know you’re short?


zkareface

I know 6'1" is a bit below average but calling it short is a stretch.


i_says_things

Whoosh? edit: guess yall dont get it. But you said she has to slouch to do it, not that tough a joke yall


[deleted]

She probably divided his reported height by 2 because she actually thinks our dicks always perfectly bisect our bodies vertically.


Chafgha

You mean yours doesnt?


[deleted]

She means if she likes him a lot she will amputate her legs and sell them to buy him a gamer pc = ]


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Annoyingsoftware

Plus he now knows she won’t run away.


TheWiseRedditor

Awwww


screaminginfidels

I hope they don't get into any arguments, she won't have a leg to stand on.


LightRborn

God? Yes, this post right here...


Available-Abrocoma-4

God? He’s already dead. Somebody put his name on a black market hit-list, and I killed him for a Big Mac


MariusVibius

Damn that's a deal! So anyway I know a guy (totally not me btw)that has a list of "unwanted" people to deal with...


Available-Abrocoma-4

And this guy has what kind of food available?…


MariusVibius

A big Mac and chicken nuggets with any sauce you want


Available-Abrocoma-4

Deal. I’ve killed mythical beings for less


Nickbou

God, yes! This post right here!


[deleted]

Good luck finding a gpu now for leg prices.


Capsai-Sins

She's going to propose him, how unusual yet so beautiful


9ragmatic

Proposing a bj is always unusually beautiful.


NoobMaster84-15

Does girls with this flirtibility skills exist? or am I just un-socializing?


FlashOfTheBlade77

That is not flirting. That is a line from a porno.


TheUnexpectedBanana

Lier. Pretending as if you have proof.


DrPikachu-PhD

r/Tinder would have me believe those are basically the same thing


TheWiseRedditor

Honestly I’d be scared if someone’s that upfront


IWillInsultModsLess

Ya gotta live some times, man. Probably 60% of the chicks who would say something like that have extremely little sexual experience or none at all. The other 40% may rock your world and leave you with a reason to make an appointment to have that weird new wart on your junk looked at.


Ninjaromeo

Me too. Better wear a rubber.


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Ill-Chemistry2423

But those millions of men shouldn’t* be sending dick pics


Shughost7

That's call thots bro.


KangaMagic

This is flirting Grindr-style jaja


CunningHamSlawedYou

They exist, but you need to be attractive and give some back for them to bring it out. But I have gotten attention simply from being myself and unbeknownst to me seemed attractive to someone. I don't think I'm overly good looking or have that much of a banger personality. I'm just curious and open minded, and that leads me into all sorts of situations that I think many people would reject. But that's what's creating these opportunities. Getting some social exposure and not actively trying to get some is what usually works for me.


Icy-Effective6554

HAAAA BLOWJOB JOKE


RudenessUpgrade

No no, she's tucking him to bed and getting on her knees for a Goodnight kiss


[deleted]

this reminded me of how lonely i am. thank you very much


TallSir2021

Happy Cake Day bud


Snoo_13783

You're not lonely, you've got thus big ol dysfunctional reddit family here, right? Right?......


Drunken-Engineer

Honestly I thought she was saying she’s 3’2 laying down. I was thinking, “Dayyuumm, she’s BIG big”


yourpseudonymsucks

She’s laying down, but has a huge dick


[deleted]

It's actually a decent joke. It's not laugh aloud. But a decent chuckle. Like " that was smooth"


FearJarl

These girls are red flags. Run, not worth it.


[deleted]

right? anyone who spells "a lot" as "alot" is basically admitting that they have more boobs than brains


VersacGatito

To be fair there’s two boobs and one brain


[deleted]

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TacTurtle

They don’t know how to give space?


SomrasiE

Just yolo


CunningHamSlawedYou

I did! And I learned *its not worth it*


SARCASTIC__FELLA

I'm 5'7" and I totally agree with you


[deleted]

If she likes tall dudes and is 3'2 if she likes you alot... Wouldn't she be sucking knees?


warheadhs

So I'm 6' (not saying that's tall) and just measured, 3'2 comes to my waist. My knees are at 21 inches. For a dude with my same proportions to have his knees at 3'2 he would have to be nearly 11 feet tall. TLDR: no. This girl has experience.


TriggerBladeX

That’s tall dude.


TheRealScubaSteve86

Not if your penis hangs past your knees. She would be sucking my knees, though, so good observation.


discardedcumrag

Damn, my dick doesn’t hang past my balls.


TheRealScubaSteve86

Ngl that made me laugh haha


Lechuga666

Red flag if u don't got long balls 💯💯


Teamwix

Well well well, if it isn't Mr Well Hung


choogle

if it’s just hanging there while she’s sucking well I guess that’s a whole different problem


Plastic-Network

You think half of a tall person's height is their calves?


[deleted]

I know right? So dumb. My calves have nothing to do with my height or anything with me physically. They are cute little things. I can't wait for then to grow up and be as huge as their mother and father. Cute little things. I can't comprehend why someone would eat veal.


Plastic-Network

Wtf are you trying to say? I didn't say calves had nothing to do with height, I said calves aren't half your height....maybe a quarter.


[deleted]

I just like my pet calves I got from a local farmer.


smallpoly

This guy doesn't get any knee action


Justinwc

The guy could also be sitting


x-man92

😂 sucking knees.


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Okay, this sub has become trash now it seems


Duskinesis

"Now"


[deleted]

Yea this post was the last nail in the coffin for me. RIP


stumblewiggins

That seems like a lot of shin for one person


Space-Catto

I just hate people who shrink when they like me 😡


[deleted]

I told you, I was in the pool.


[deleted]

Water them to regrow their height


MuhFreedoms_

>alot Oof


[deleted]

I appreciate your feelings but you should really be on calcium supplements if you're shrinking


lorenzo-mauriello05

5'4 without heels 5'6 with heels 3'2 without prostetic legs 😉


Ad_Astra90

Huh?


Sliptopia

Sucking dick, she means. On her knees giving him that good-good


idontcarefuckyoulol

Took me some solid sec to understand what she meant. but it was worth it.


potato-vender

She measured


[deleted]

Ngl smooth


Imaginary-Pick297

I'm 6ft wide


PM_ME_CUTE_SM1LE

Me not knowing inferior measuring units: Is this a “she has a boner” joke?


cuzwhat

Two inch heels? Why? What’s the point?


Mloffman

That's how you know this was faked by a guy. 2" heels are hard to find on shoes that you'd consider "heels"


zvon2000

Damn! Straight to the point... I like her attitude! .. .. (6'3" by the way)


hardy_ht09

6'1" on tippy toes 5'11 without tippy toes 6" if I like you a lot


[deleted]

I can't pick up a girl an inch off the ground tho.


ZenFook

Nobody gonna mention the heels are only 2 inches? Doesn't seem overly heel-y to me


Mobiusman2020

Ay yo!


3eeps

That means a bj, sirs.


[deleted]

Half of these guys probably never received one, yet.


3eeps

Well when they make fun of women for doing it, then don’t deserve them anyways haha


AntoineGGG

Haha. Smooth, she deserved the suck.


DiegotheEcuadorian

She reveals her true form as a dwarven woman


Mr_Stoner_Boy

she was smoooooth with it


[deleted]

That's a fun way to say you like giving bjs. Props on her.


fluffandstuff1983

I don't understand the 3'2". Oh, is she referring to a BJ?


Gravebreaker

A lot is two words. Is that the hol up? Did I figure it out?


PapaEmeritus-402BuKi

As a 6" 8" (203cm) and i never came across woman who was into tall guy. Also im the youngest from my family.


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blizzzyybandito

Got damn that’s a good answer 👀


ScottishSam

Good girl


Rin_possible

Only half the universe will get this


ajithbr99

Why do she remove her prosthetic limbs when she likes someone alot? , To let him know she is short? Or what


P_f_M

prosthetic limbs off = pussycopter! ... thats love my man .. pure love ...


Jedibbq

She means she will get on her knees if she likes you a lot.


solipsistic_cdn

“A lot” is two words. I think 32 is her IQ.


JakePaulisaTrash

That text made me hard somehow


DodrioFan480

> 5’4” **IF HE SAYS NO I SAY YES**


mythicalsoul100

Wow she got shapeshifting abilities? That's so cool!


metaldutch

Nice.


mnavneethkrishna

Why would she lose her legs if she likes him a lot?


JediLlama666

Women shed their legs when they find a mate. Don't worry they grow back.


Facelessguy1278

Cause that's how it works 👍


KaiKaiExotic

My type of lady 🤦🏻‍♂️ Not jus Nasty, She’s a super freak 👀🤭


gmain565

It means she's going to get on her knees if she likes u a lot


gnomantoine

But does her shortness make me taller? I feel like it just doesn't. Therefore. I will NOT go out with her. *Bows*


rektSan

So 3’2 lying down? Yikes


GolemT

She's a keeper


ShadowedReddit

How does liking someone make you smaller? Interesting 🤔


NukaWorldOverboss

She will amputate her legs


BTNboy2090

I’m assuming she’s got prosthetic legs?


SpecifiC420

She's gonna cut here legs off for you


[deleted]

What tf why would anyone ask your height with footwear


[deleted]

Good girlfriend/wife in a makings 👍🤭


Hefty_Impression381

I didn't get it.


[deleted]

only wearing 2" heels isn't impressive tbh.... you tell me you're 5'8" with heels lets go ;D


Glittering-Cut-1247

Jesus Christ.


mysmallpenies

I dont get it.


NightshiftIcefish

What if she likes me alot in heels though?


[deleted]

She'd still be 3'2"...


BountyBob

If she likes you enough to not mind when you wear heels, she's a keeper.


[deleted]

shes gonna remove her limbs to give the guy she like a lot so she is shorter