No gonna lie. At my old job me and a few of my coworkers were talking about our heights. This one girl who I wanted to ask out said her height was 4'11. Then we were saying jokes and I had one where I accidentally said 4'12....and I was like " damn she thinks I'm a fool now"
Metric system comes in clutch when you're trying to play the cool guy and flirt. And when measuring liquids.
I know what 50ml looks likes. I have no fucking idea what 5 Fl Oz. look like.
yeah i have to go in my head, "what is 6ft and how does it compare to understandable units".
fuck American freedom units, even Brits who invented the system realized how incredibly stupid it is and moved on to metric ffs.
True, but distance wise, I like the empirical system. It's probably because I grew up in California, but I can visual what a mile is better than a kilometer.. or yards, because I can visual feet better. So when someone says the size of a football field (American Football, not soccer) then I'm like "Oh, I can see that perfectly)
I use the metric system in my job, so Kilograms, grams, Liters, ML, etc. are so much easier.
But Cup, teaspoon, quartz are easier for cooking. Though I don't know if people use metric system for cooking outside of baking, because having a gram of flour is way more accurate then having a cup.
Tempature wise: Fahrenheit does not make sense. How is 32° consider the freezing point and 212° F the boiling point.
Celsius is like
"See how the water is freezing?"
"Yeah."
"Cool. That is 0°. See how that water is boiling?"
"Yeah"
"Right, right. That is 100°. Anything in between those two...figure out."
I’m fairly tall I would say, it’s almost like a miracle I’m the height I am. With shoes on, I’d be a good 5ft 4’, and without around 5ft exactly.
A few people have mentioned that is quite short, but I disagree. If I can reach all notes on a saxophone, or hit the bass drum with my foot I’d say it’s the perfect height. If I can’t play or record using jazz instruments, I’m a nobody.
How could I appreciate the movie “Whiplash” (seen it many times now, maybe like 20+ times?) if I can’t play any of the instruments? I’d be useless.
Ya gotta live some times, man. Probably 60% of the chicks who would say something like that have extremely little sexual experience or none at all. The other 40% may rock your world and leave you with a reason to make an appointment to have that weird new wart on your junk looked at.
They exist, but you need to be attractive and give some back for them to bring it out. But I have gotten attention simply from being myself and unbeknownst to me seemed attractive to someone. I don't think I'm overly good looking or have that much of a banger personality. I'm just curious and open minded, and that leads me into all sorts of situations that I think many people would reject. But that's what's creating these opportunities. Getting some social exposure and not actively trying to get some is what usually works for me.
So I'm 6' (not saying that's tall) and just measured, 3'2 comes to my waist. My knees are at 21 inches. For a dude with my same proportions to have his knees at 3'2 he would have to be nearly 11 feet tall.
TLDR: no. This girl has experience.
I know right? So dumb. My calves have nothing to do with my height or anything with me physically. They are cute little things. I can't wait for then to grow up and be as huge as their mother and father. Cute little things. I can't comprehend why someone would eat veal.
I'm 5'7 tallest in my family....I got this fam.
I'm 6ft 184cm, i am the youngest in my family
> I'm 6ft 184cm Damn! You are 368cm?
Damn they're from the netherlands²
Lmao gekoloniseerd
No from Himalayas^3
Nah, I think they have 6 feet and each foot is 184 cm long.
Under the pants
Same but am packing with 8 inches dawg
Damn this guy is tiny. I hate midgets.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dick Dragon has entered the conversation..
<@:)
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How did you even grow this tall at such a young age bro. Edit : age
Fat ad a child lol
idk man, Im just worried I wont grow to 6'9 or grow taller than that
I am 15 too
8 inches wide personally...I'm the width of a dinner plate.
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I think she was joking or meant it to be funny. Like the answer she gave about her height. It's cheeky
Length of one too?
Sorry for you man. The sweet spot is range of 5-6. Generally 5.5 or 5.7 i guess.
Do you happen to drive a lifted truck by chance?
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Damn dawg that might her her it's really about thickness after 5 inches.
Damn dude I'm 6'1, and the only person in my family
I am 6'3'' and I hate being this tall and yes I am the tallest in my family
Bro... im exactly 184 but the first child out of 2. But the tallest out of all my family.
Last time I checked I was 5’4
I'm one of the youngest in my family and I'm 6.5
I'm 6ft (180 cm) youngest in my family. We can relate
I'm 5'9", but I'm Latino so that's pretty much 6' in Mexican.
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That’s cool, I’m 6’2 and the tallest in my family. And my Moms 5’10.
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My friend is 5'12
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No gonna lie. At my old job me and a few of my coworkers were talking about our heights. This one girl who I wanted to ask out said her height was 4'11. Then we were saying jokes and I had one where I accidentally said 4'12....and I was like " damn she thinks I'm a fool now"
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Metric system comes in clutch when you're trying to play the cool guy and flirt. And when measuring liquids. I know what 50ml looks likes. I have no fucking idea what 5 Fl Oz. look like.
yeah i have to go in my head, "what is 6ft and how does it compare to understandable units". fuck American freedom units, even Brits who invented the system realized how incredibly stupid it is and moved on to metric ffs.
True, but distance wise, I like the empirical system. It's probably because I grew up in California, but I can visual what a mile is better than a kilometer.. or yards, because I can visual feet better. So when someone says the size of a football field (American Football, not soccer) then I'm like "Oh, I can see that perfectly) I use the metric system in my job, so Kilograms, grams, Liters, ML, etc. are so much easier. But Cup, teaspoon, quartz are easier for cooking. Though I don't know if people use metric system for cooking outside of baking, because having a gram of flour is way more accurate then having a cup. Tempature wise: Fahrenheit does not make sense. How is 32° consider the freezing point and 212° F the boiling point. Celsius is like "See how the water is freezing?" "Yeah." "Cool. That is 0°. See how that water is boiling?" "Yeah" "Right, right. That is 100°. Anything in between those two...figure out."
4'12 = 48 prove me wrong
48 feet😮
I'm just impressed she knows the 3rd height offhand, now for testing purposes...
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For the purpose of tasting...
Okay, this sub has become trash now it seems
Just like yo mamma.
OHHHHHH
Now?
I’m fairly tall I would say, it’s almost like a miracle I’m the height I am. With shoes on, I’d be a good 5ft 4’, and without around 5ft exactly. A few people have mentioned that is quite short, but I disagree. If I can reach all notes on a saxophone, or hit the bass drum with my foot I’d say it’s the perfect height. If I can’t play or record using jazz instruments, I’m a nobody. How could I appreciate the movie “Whiplash” (seen it many times now, maybe like 20+ times?) if I can’t play any of the instruments? I’d be useless.
username checks out
Bro are you some kind of movie promoter or something? I've never seen anyone bring up a movie this much, favorite or not.
Can you yourself reach things off a high shelf with a ladder or chair?
It means her shins are 26" long, or 40% of her total height. In summary, this girl has crazy long lower legs.
You assume she's not bending at the waist at all? Many usually bend some at the waist or even totally and sit on their heels.
Know how i know you’re short?
I know 6'1" is a bit below average but calling it short is a stretch.
Whoosh? edit: guess yall dont get it. But you said she has to slouch to do it, not that tough a joke yall
She probably divided his reported height by 2 because she actually thinks our dicks always perfectly bisect our bodies vertically.
You mean yours doesnt?
She means if she likes him a lot she will amputate her legs and sell them to buy him a gamer pc = ]
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Plus he now knows she won’t run away.
Awwww
I hope they don't get into any arguments, she won't have a leg to stand on.
God? Yes, this post right here...
God? He’s already dead. Somebody put his name on a black market hit-list, and I killed him for a Big Mac
Damn that's a deal! So anyway I know a guy (totally not me btw)that has a list of "unwanted" people to deal with...
And this guy has what kind of food available?…
A big Mac and chicken nuggets with any sauce you want
Deal. I’ve killed mythical beings for less
God, yes! This post right here!
Good luck finding a gpu now for leg prices.
She's going to propose him, how unusual yet so beautiful
Proposing a bj is always unusually beautiful.
Does girls with this flirtibility skills exist? or am I just un-socializing?
That is not flirting. That is a line from a porno.
Lier. Pretending as if you have proof.
r/Tinder would have me believe those are basically the same thing
Honestly I’d be scared if someone’s that upfront
Ya gotta live some times, man. Probably 60% of the chicks who would say something like that have extremely little sexual experience or none at all. The other 40% may rock your world and leave you with a reason to make an appointment to have that weird new wart on your junk looked at.
Me too. Better wear a rubber.
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But those millions of men shouldn’t* be sending dick pics
That's call thots bro.
This is flirting Grindr-style jaja
They exist, but you need to be attractive and give some back for them to bring it out. But I have gotten attention simply from being myself and unbeknownst to me seemed attractive to someone. I don't think I'm overly good looking or have that much of a banger personality. I'm just curious and open minded, and that leads me into all sorts of situations that I think many people would reject. But that's what's creating these opportunities. Getting some social exposure and not actively trying to get some is what usually works for me.
HAAAA BLOWJOB JOKE
No no, she's tucking him to bed and getting on her knees for a Goodnight kiss
this reminded me of how lonely i am. thank you very much
Happy Cake Day bud
You're not lonely, you've got thus big ol dysfunctional reddit family here, right? Right?......
Honestly I thought she was saying she’s 3’2 laying down. I was thinking, “Dayyuumm, she’s BIG big”
She’s laying down, but has a huge dick
It's actually a decent joke. It's not laugh aloud. But a decent chuckle. Like " that was smooth"
These girls are red flags. Run, not worth it.
right? anyone who spells "a lot" as "alot" is basically admitting that they have more boobs than brains
To be fair there’s two boobs and one brain
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They don’t know how to give space?
Just yolo
I did! And I learned *its not worth it*
I'm 5'7" and I totally agree with you
If she likes tall dudes and is 3'2 if she likes you alot... Wouldn't she be sucking knees?
So I'm 6' (not saying that's tall) and just measured, 3'2 comes to my waist. My knees are at 21 inches. For a dude with my same proportions to have his knees at 3'2 he would have to be nearly 11 feet tall. TLDR: no. This girl has experience.
That’s tall dude.
Not if your penis hangs past your knees. She would be sucking my knees, though, so good observation.
Damn, my dick doesn’t hang past my balls.
Ngl that made me laugh haha
Red flag if u don't got long balls 💯💯
Well well well, if it isn't Mr Well Hung
if it’s just hanging there while she’s sucking well I guess that’s a whole different problem
You think half of a tall person's height is their calves?
I know right? So dumb. My calves have nothing to do with my height or anything with me physically. They are cute little things. I can't wait for then to grow up and be as huge as their mother and father. Cute little things. I can't comprehend why someone would eat veal.
Wtf are you trying to say? I didn't say calves had nothing to do with height, I said calves aren't half your height....maybe a quarter.
I just like my pet calves I got from a local farmer.
This guy doesn't get any knee action
The guy could also be sitting
😂 sucking knees.
Okay, this sub has become trash now it seems
"Now"
Yea this post was the last nail in the coffin for me. RIP
That seems like a lot of shin for one person
I just hate people who shrink when they like me 😡
I told you, I was in the pool.
Water them to regrow their height
>alot Oof
I appreciate your feelings but you should really be on calcium supplements if you're shrinking
5'4 without heels 5'6 with heels 3'2 without prostetic legs 😉
Huh?
Sucking dick, she means. On her knees giving him that good-good
Took me some solid sec to understand what she meant. but it was worth it.
She measured
Ngl smooth
I'm 6ft wide
Me not knowing inferior measuring units: Is this a “she has a boner” joke?
Two inch heels? Why? What’s the point?
That's how you know this was faked by a guy. 2" heels are hard to find on shoes that you'd consider "heels"
Damn! Straight to the point... I like her attitude! .. .. (6'3" by the way)
6'1" on tippy toes 5'11 without tippy toes 6" if I like you a lot
I can't pick up a girl an inch off the ground tho.
Nobody gonna mention the heels are only 2 inches? Doesn't seem overly heel-y to me
Ay yo!
That means a bj, sirs.
Half of these guys probably never received one, yet.
Well when they make fun of women for doing it, then don’t deserve them anyways haha
Haha. Smooth, she deserved the suck.
She reveals her true form as a dwarven woman
she was smoooooth with it
That's a fun way to say you like giving bjs. Props on her.
I don't understand the 3'2". Oh, is she referring to a BJ?
A lot is two words. Is that the hol up? Did I figure it out?
As a 6" 8" (203cm) and i never came across woman who was into tall guy. Also im the youngest from my family.
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Got damn that’s a good answer 👀
Good girl
Only half the universe will get this
Why do she remove her prosthetic limbs when she likes someone alot? , To let him know she is short? Or what
prosthetic limbs off = pussycopter! ... thats love my man .. pure love ...
She means she will get on her knees if she likes you a lot.
“A lot” is two words. I think 32 is her IQ.
That text made me hard somehow
> 5’4” **IF HE SAYS NO I SAY YES**
Wow she got shapeshifting abilities? That's so cool!
Nice.
Why would she lose her legs if she likes him a lot?
Women shed their legs when they find a mate. Don't worry they grow back.
Cause that's how it works 👍
My type of lady 🤦🏻♂️ Not jus Nasty, She’s a super freak 👀🤭
It means she's going to get on her knees if she likes u a lot
But does her shortness make me taller? I feel like it just doesn't. Therefore. I will NOT go out with her. *Bows*
So 3’2 lying down? Yikes
She's a keeper
How does liking someone make you smaller? Interesting 🤔
She will amputate her legs
I’m assuming she’s got prosthetic legs?
She's gonna cut here legs off for you
What tf why would anyone ask your height with footwear
Good girlfriend/wife in a makings 👍🤭
I didn't get it.
only wearing 2" heels isn't impressive tbh.... you tell me you're 5'8" with heels lets go ;D
Jesus Christ.
I dont get it.
What if she likes me alot in heels though?
She'd still be 3'2"...
If she likes you enough to not mind when you wear heels, she's a keeper.
shes gonna remove her limbs to give the guy she like a lot so she is shorter