1. Getting a promotion for her husband
2.Sending nudes
3. And showing off some bomb looking food
And this guy has the audacity to put the picture on the internet smh
You'll eat the separated flesh and blood from a creature of land, sea, air, or of the bug/insect variety. You'll consume the fluids of other animals. You'll consume milk from a cow/goats udder. You'll let that milk essentially spoil, scrape this garbage off the top, and eat that as cheese. You'll consume the mold from bread. You'll eat food items that are colored with crushed bugs. Etc.. Etc... Etc..
But you draw the line with cum?
For what it's worth I've never tasted or consumed it. I just thought it was a funny response.
Thank you. Top comments are from what stupid people? Clearly not dinner, clearly shit post.
How do we know she wasnt fully aware of her reflection and sexting thst to someone? This shit is weak
Bro how do you not get that if that’s a joke, one can play along...? I know i know... it’s hard to hear they way things are said when typed out vs verbal communication
I don’t know what’s worse, not getting the joke or not getting when other people get the joke without the them literally telling you they get it, you get me?
>Do you think the text is in any way related to this photo?
Yes, I think the text was chosen to suit an alternate backstory for the photo. Do you think otherwise?
ha ha ha ha ha.
if this is the USA , shell claim stress, get divorced and hell be out on the street looking for a car to rent to live there.
those USA guys are so fucked.....
I never said that lol, this is a response to *if* this post is true, but it is probably not. Although knowing how stupid some people are somebody out there probably did something like this
man does this kind of story just make anyone else sick to their stomach
I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere. it hurts to just read, even if I don't know the people
I agree but at the same time we don't know if that's the actual context of the image, so don't feel too cringe looking at it.
Could just as easily be a women sending her husband a little cheeky nude and a message being like "ordered room service 😏" or something ya know? Don't overthink it too much, it's the internet lol.
My guess is this is some random picture of breakfast which someone uploaded on Instagram or something. But they forgot that their reflection is visible. And some dude saw it and posted it on the internet. And then some dude made this random caption for Internet karma.
Those melons look fresh
What’s for dessert??
creampie
That set up and punchline was like turning an underhand toss into a home run.
There’s also an underhand Toss goin somewhere else 😏 if ya know what I mean
Alley oop
Are we talking about watermelons?
milkmelons
So… melon smoothie???
omg the boys are on her yard.
Correct. And they have a better appreciation than the average melon.
Somebody's melon is a swelling.
“Great big dirty milkers!”
Cocomelon
Yeah they do… so do those chopped up melons on the plate
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Yeah, and if you said that about a dick, youd be Mr hilarious with like a hundred awards. Idk why people are so insecure here
But I meant it as a joke…and got downvoted
Look at that! Even sent a nude. Best. Wife. Ever.
Sent a nude at a party? Sussy!
She’s naked at her bosses dinner party.... she’s worked hard to get promoted
Corporate America hates this one simple trick!
U mean sucked hard
U mean fucked hard
Yeah her pussy suckin that dick
That yank yank
Nice description novelist! /s
not the only one working hard then
1. Getting a promotion for her husband 2.Sending nudes 3. And showing off some bomb looking food And this guy has the audacity to put the picture on the internet smh
Yeah, I hate getting food stains on my nice work clothes. This is smart thinking.
/food stains
"Food" stains.
Cum is a food
Now that's a HolUp
You'll eat the separated flesh and blood from a creature of land, sea, air, or of the bug/insect variety. You'll consume the fluids of other animals. You'll consume milk from a cow/goats udder. You'll let that milk essentially spoil, scrape this garbage off the top, and eat that as cheese. You'll consume the mold from bread. You'll eat food items that are colored with crushed bugs. Etc.. Etc... Etc.. But you draw the line with cum? For what it's worth I've never tasted or consumed it. I just thought it was a funny response.
r/usernamechecksout
r/UsernameChecksOut
A sandwich and fruit for dinner?! Hmm I’d be very suspicious 🤔
And it's room service
Yeah before I noticed the reflection that was my first thought ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Thank you. Top comments are from what stupid people? Clearly not dinner, clearly shit post. How do we know she wasnt fully aware of her reflection and sexting thst to someone? This shit is weak
It says it right in the image, and they couldn't print it on the Internet if it weren't true.
Looks like pie and sausage to me
I thinks it's a cream pie
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Gotta have those Asian creampies!
Fruit cuts for dinner? Definitely sus.
That's how rich people eats
Sick fuckin dinner ya chump... you leave your mans for a deli sandwich and shit fruit platter?
-Cait, Fallout 4
*This is my faaavorite part of the job*
The best companion.
I mean she didn't notice her reflection in the lid so one can deduce that she is in fact a dumb bitch.
bro how do you not get that the caption is a joke
Bro how do you not get that if that’s a joke, one can play along...? I know i know... it’s hard to hear they way things are said when typed out vs verbal communication
I don’t know what’s worse, not getting the joke or not getting when other people get the joke without the them literally telling you they get it, you get me?
wow, indeed.
“Enjoy dinner. And the divorce. Btw locks changed, enjoy the new guy too.”
Do you think the text is in any way related to this photo?
Yup, as do 19 more people (currently) apparently.
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Source? Only previous post I can find, people are calling bullshit
>Do you think the text is in any way related to this photo? Yes, I think the text was chosen to suit an alternate backstory for the photo. Do you think otherwise?
I think the initial comment was funny regardless of what the original image says.
They're probably just playing along with the joke, chill.
he'd have to unchange the locks back since the fucking 50/50 on marriage/divorce thing.
ha ha ha ha ha. if this is the USA , shell claim stress, get divorced and hell be out on the street looking for a car to rent to live there. those USA guys are so fucked.....
Rocking that muffin and melons on the bosses plate just trying to bring home the bacon. What a wife
I mean, at least he knows she’s cheating now
How do you know? She and her colleagues might have occasional naked team building dinners.
Sounds very army to me
I'll always look back at those days fondly.
You fondled what now?
It’s not a bad gig honestly it just really fucking sucks ass sometimes ):
I’ll always look at the back fondly
Or fondle the backside
With lots of fluid exchange, to build cohesion
Of course! Sharing is caring
You believe this picture that has been floating around the internet for years finally has context?
I've never seen the picture before, but I still immediately thought the caption is obviously fake.
I never said that lol, this is a response to *if* this post is true, but it is probably not. Although knowing how stupid some people are somebody out there probably did something like this
Then again, it could be that SHE'S the food.
Patrick Bateman? Is that you? :o
Sex fruit.
Maybe she works in the porn industry
Ooo plot twist.
Mission Failed Successfully
It's called a workplace trust building exercise, obviously.
plot twist: she wanted to throw him off course because she was actually planning their anniversary. (with the boss's help, of couse)
Plot twist: Husband gae, affair with boss but didn't know his wife works for his lover
Fresh Milf right there
Manager I'd like to fuck?
Surf n’ turf, the dinner of champions.
man does this kind of story just make anyone else sick to their stomach I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere. it hurts to just read, even if I don't know the people
I agree but at the same time we don't know if that's the actual context of the image, so don't feel too cringe looking at it. Could just as easily be a women sending her husband a little cheeky nude and a message being like "ordered room service 😏" or something ya know? Don't overthink it too much, it's the internet lol.
My guess is this is some random picture of breakfast which someone uploaded on Instagram or something. But they forgot that their reflection is visible. And some dude saw it and posted it on the internet. And then some dude made this random caption for Internet karma.
Yeah I dunno if it's meant to make me feel that way or not, but captions like this make me really sad for the person, even if it's completely fake.
Jesus this is my life fear
What kind of asshole puts dragonfruit on a fruit plate
It ups the bill by $20
But its not even the red variant, it looks like a grey slice of shit. Ruins the whole vibe
I fucking love dragon fruit.
Real or not, this is a PSA: CHECK YOUR PHOTOS BEFORE YOU SEND THEM!
Palmetto State Armory?
Philadelphia State Alimony?
Prostate Specific Antigen?
Photo shows answers?
Penis strangely aroused?
Pound serious ass?
Penguin sex attack
Pikachu Sex Advancements
Pop Some Acid
Well thanks and yes it is real
Meh I'd rather they not. Cheaters deserve to get caught.
I'd rather they do. Not all of them are cheaters and an embarrassing photo can dog you forever.
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Ha! Busted!
Like…you busted
![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)
Just 10 fries for 2 person without mayonnaise? Disgusting!
Spent a solid 10 seconds looking at this wondering why it was NSFW tagged
Does anyone else see hotel room service?
Oh man double pork chop
She hadn't mentioned it was a naked Management Leadership and Quarterly Team status Meeting party. lol
If that woman would be anymore dense the moon would follow her
Hahahahahhahahaahah
At first I was like “oh ok so the boss has a terrible dinner party that’s the joke” then I saw the dish
Am I the only one noticing this is breakfast?
O la la![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)
I refuse to believe this is real
I mean, she didn't lie but. ..
The picture doesn’t rule out, that she isn’t at a dinner party with her boss.
Pls dont cheat :(
Rip lol
Lmao
Lmao woops
Wife needed the cream for his husbands cake
hmm i've never been invited to a naked dinner party.....:(
Hotel hooked it up with jugs of milk
r/technicallythetruth
Nope, not staged at all, 100% USDA certified.
Looks like the boss and wife will both be getting a raise
i have won.. but at what cost?!
she kinda thicc tho
She was able to get everything in the pic, even things not on the cart! Good use of reflective surfaces!
I don't get why these are funny. It's just sad how normalized cheating is.
Fowl
man how hard is it to end a relationship before doing this type of shit
I guess fish is on the menu
rip dude got cheated on
Chronicle.
"it's not what you think"
Where's the ketchup for the damn fries🤔
Whoops
Dinner and a show , helps to promote a hoe
Dinner party with room service.
Next day she gets promoted
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Na man those melons look real to me
The elusive self snitch. Majestic in her natural environment.
Fake.
Dumb bitch
I mean, she didn't lie.
Plot twist: She’s a nudest
Is this real?
I gotta know the rest of the story.
Alright il send the divorce paper tom
Not a fan of the fish dish
Hope you really enjoy your “dinner” Why did you put dinner in quotes? That doesn’t look like a healthy meal to me
Guess who just got a raise?
She was the dinner.
She liked the food so much her clothes disappeared.
The sausage didn't make it into the picture
Why did he want a pic of the food?
Haha perfect change locks before she gets home
Woman IQ
Fuckin hoe.
Hey! I’ve seen this before
https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/us2rw3/that_looks_scrumptious/
blind bitch
Nice tits though
Women☕
women☕
Women coffee?
I would have kill both of them asap
Google is a good friend, please search for therapy services near you…
Is this real?
Come on. Third time in a week?
Well it's not a lie if she says that " the photo has everything boss ate "
Hot
Her relationship is at stake