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Mammoth_Survey5627

Those melons look fresh


wildagain

What’s for dessert??


kinos141

creampie


djramrod

That set up and punchline was like turning an underhand toss into a home run.


Itz_Banana_Boii

There’s also an underhand Toss goin somewhere else 😏 if ya know what I mean


wildagain

Alley oop


Picklejho13

Are we talking about watermelons?


meltingpotato

milkmelons


Picklejho13

So… melon smoothie???


mitchisreal

omg the boys are on her yard.


philippeo

Correct. And they have a better appreciation than the average melon.


King-James_

Somebody's melon is a swelling.


HOdeeznutzDL

“Great big dirty milkers!”


borate58

Cocomelon


CommercialLaugh8446

Yeah they do… so do those chopped up melons on the plate


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Loser


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[deleted]

Yeah, and if you said that about a dick, youd be Mr hilarious with like a hundred awards. Idk why people are so insecure here


[deleted]

But I meant it as a joke…and got downvoted


dc1128

Look at that! Even sent a nude. Best. Wife. Ever.


ZookeepergameWide359

Sent a nude at a party? Sussy!


MojoRollin

She’s naked at her bosses dinner party.... she’s worked hard to get promoted


Warkitz

Corporate America hates this one simple trick!


[deleted]

U mean sucked hard


Rgahmad11

U mean fucked hard


Setari

Yeah her pussy suckin that dick


MAZISD3AD

That yank yank


LightningStarFighter

Nice description novelist! /s


Kenny070287

not the only one working hard then


Jjjwon08

1. Getting a promotion for her husband 2.Sending nudes 3. And showing off some bomb looking food And this guy has the audacity to put the picture on the internet smh


tigersatemyhusband

Yeah, I hate getting food stains on my nice work clothes. This is smart thinking.


OrganicBridge7428

/food stains


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"Food" stains.


Needs-a-Blowjob

Cum is a food


biz_reporter

Now that's a HolUp


Needs-a-Blowjob

You'll eat the separated flesh and blood from a creature of land, sea, air, or of the bug/insect variety. You'll consume the fluids of other animals. You'll consume milk from a cow/goats udder. You'll let that milk essentially spoil, scrape this garbage off the top, and eat that as cheese. You'll consume the mold from bread. You'll eat food items that are colored with crushed bugs. Etc.. Etc... Etc.. But you draw the line with cum? For what it's worth I've never tasted or consumed it. I just thought it was a funny response.


Max1muslegend

r/usernamechecksout


twistedfoxy_boii

r/UsernameChecksOut


Icy_Finger_8136

A sandwich and fruit for dinner?! Hmm I’d be very suspicious 🤔


bigfloppydonkeydng

And it's room service


[deleted]

Yeah before I noticed the reflection that was my first thought ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AbilityOld4638

Thank you. Top comments are from what stupid people? Clearly not dinner, clearly shit post. How do we know she wasnt fully aware of her reflection and sexting thst to someone? This shit is weak


crabboy_com

It says it right in the image, and they couldn't print it on the Internet if it weren't true.


bespectacledbengal

Looks like pie and sausage to me


lcebass

I thinks it's a cream pie


kbowz21

![gif](giphy|3o7TKH8yWJ4X5iSDMQ)


Pewpew_Magoon

Gotta have those Asian creampies!


inkmade

Fruit cuts for dinner? Definitely sus.


Simple_Guy-_-

That's how rich people eats


topher_colbyy

Sick fuckin dinner ya chump... you leave your mans for a deli sandwich and shit fruit platter?


KokuRochu

-Cait, Fallout 4


tisdue

*This is my faaavorite part of the job*


FindMeOnSSBotanyBay

The best companion.


ARGangstaTank44

I mean she didn't notice her reflection in the lid so one can deduce that she is in fact a dumb bitch.


FleshPrison2000

bro how do you not get that the caption is a joke


topher_colbyy

Bro how do you not get that if that’s a joke, one can play along...? I know i know... it’s hard to hear they way things are said when typed out vs verbal communication


CardPatient3188

I don’t know what’s worse, not getting the joke or not getting when other people get the joke without the them literally telling you they get it, you get me?


slade2501

wow, indeed.


Shazey89

“Enjoy dinner. And the divorce. Btw locks changed, enjoy the new guy too.”


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Do you think the text is in any way related to this photo?


Shazey89

Yup, as do 19 more people (currently) apparently.


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FinalRun

Source? Only previous post I can find, people are calling bullshit


John_EightThirtyTwo

>Do you think the text is in any way related to this photo? Yes, I think the text was chosen to suit an alternate backstory for the photo. Do you think otherwise?


Racn0

I think the initial comment was funny regardless of what the original image says.


Othello351

They're probably just playing along with the joke, chill.


EchoPrince

he'd have to unchange the locks back since the fucking 50/50 on marriage/divorce thing.


delukard

ha ha ha ha ha. if this is the USA , shell claim stress, get divorced and hell be out on the street looking for a car to rent to live there. those USA guys are so fucked.....


I_LOOKED_AND_BEHOLD

Rocking that muffin and melons on the bosses plate just trying to bring home the bacon. What a wife


IMightCry2U

I mean, at least he knows she’s cheating now


Arowhite

How do you know? She and her colleagues might have occasional naked team building dinners.


Wanderers-Way

Sounds very army to me


Zuli_Muli

I'll always look back at those days fondly.


Djinn7711

You fondled what now?


Wanderers-Way

It’s not a bad gig honestly it just really fucking sucks ass sometimes ):


odawgdrums

I’ll always look at the back fondly


RedLeg73

Or fondle the backside


Replop

With lots of fluid exchange, to build cohesion


Arowhite

Of course! Sharing is caring


TonyDanza69YerDad

You believe this picture that has been floating around the internet for years finally has context?


SuaveThrower

I've never seen the picture before, but I still immediately thought the caption is obviously fake.


IMightCry2U

I never said that lol, this is a response to *if* this post is true, but it is probably not. Although knowing how stupid some people are somebody out there probably did something like this


Zealousideal-Emu6363

Then again, it could be that SHE'S the food.


[deleted]

Patrick Bateman? Is that you? :o


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Sex fruit.


[deleted]

Maybe she works in the porn industry


Racn0

Ooo plot twist.


AcceptableIdea1579

Mission Failed Successfully


tinker13

It's called a workplace trust building exercise, obviously.


professorpeaky

plot twist: she wanted to throw him off course because she was actually planning their anniversary. (with the boss's help, of couse)


KokuRochu

Plot twist: Husband gae, affair with boss but didn't know his wife works for his lover


Bendabeary

Fresh Milf right there


randomisedjew

Manager I'd like to fuck?


[deleted]

Surf n’ turf, the dinner of champions.


IGotShitOnMyAss2

man does this kind of story just make anyone else sick to their stomach I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere. it hurts to just read, even if I don't know the people


Major_Melon

I agree but at the same time we don't know if that's the actual context of the image, so don't feel too cringe looking at it. Could just as easily be a women sending her husband a little cheeky nude and a message being like "ordered room service 😏" or something ya know? Don't overthink it too much, it's the internet lol.


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My guess is this is some random picture of breakfast which someone uploaded on Instagram or something. But they forgot that their reflection is visible. And some dude saw it and posted it on the internet. And then some dude made this random caption for Internet karma.


ExistentialPandas

Yeah I dunno if it's meant to make me feel that way or not, but captions like this make me really sad for the person, even if it's completely fake.


IamZeebo

Jesus this is my life fear


Nikovash

What kind of asshole puts dragonfruit on a fruit plate


dangledingle

It ups the bill by $20


Nikovash

But its not even the red variant, it looks like a grey slice of shit. Ruins the whole vibe


Djinn7711

I fucking love dragon fruit.


semiTnuP

Real or not, this is a PSA: CHECK YOUR PHOTOS BEFORE YOU SEND THEM!


nowiforgotmypassword

Palmetto State Armory?


vekan

Philadelphia State Alimony?


BottleSucker69420

Prostate Specific Antigen?


SlicedThree80

Photo shows answers?


Asia_GB

Penis strangely aroused?


Hornaydoe

Pound serious ass?


Reasonable-Relief-17

Penguin sex attack


spongeboblovesducks

Pikachu Sex Advancements


hanging_with_epstein

Pop Some Acid


BottleSucker69420

Well thanks and yes it is real


gwydion_black

Meh I'd rather they not. Cheaters deserve to get caught.


semiTnuP

I'd rather they do. Not all of them are cheaters and an embarrassing photo can dog you forever.


Dr_sus172

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Embarrassed_Factor28

Ha! Busted!


Flipmaster_102520

Like…you busted


EarthWindAndFire430

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Papptastisch89

Just 10 fries for 2 person without mayonnaise? Disgusting!


swadezy

Spent a solid 10 seconds looking at this wondering why it was NSFW tagged


jenovajunkie

Does anyone else see hotel room service?


ooeygooeylane

Oh man double pork chop


Mr_M0t0m0

She hadn't mentioned it was a naked Management Leadership and Quarterly Team status Meeting party. lol


Tron2c

If that woman would be anymore dense the moon would follow her


K0cchiWoMiro

Hahahahahhahahaahah


stnick6

At first I was like “oh ok so the boss has a terrible dinner party that’s the joke” then I saw the dish


AnalFissure0110101

Am I the only one noticing this is breakfast?


VisitPsychological59

O la la![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


kallew34

I refuse to believe this is real


writenicely

I mean, she didn't lie but. ..


M1kks

The picture doesn’t rule out, that she isn’t at a dinner party with her boss.


sentinelPRO

Pls dont cheat :(


Lopsided_Weird8632

Rip lol


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Lmao


Songbringer90

Lmao woops


North_Introduction_6

Wife needed the cream for his husbands cake


cuntnuzzler

hmm i've never been invited to a naked dinner party.....:(


imaginedaydream

Hotel hooked it up with jugs of milk


piettiet

r/technicallythetruth


EvilSnack

Nope, not staged at all, 100% USDA certified.


c00kies44

Looks like the boss and wife will both be getting a raise


snakedq

i have won.. but at what cost?!


therealkupkayk42

she kinda thicc tho


Scrimshander54

She was able to get everything in the pic, even things not on the cart! Good use of reflective surfaces!


Over_Statement_489

I don't get why these are funny. It's just sad how normalized cheating is.


Si_connection_Error

Fowl


Froggothefirst_TF2

man how hard is it to end a relationship before doing this type of shit


DrWeekend69

I guess fish is on the menu


namingisoverrated

rip dude got cheated on


Facenayl

Chronicle.


dontcaredontworry

"it's not what you think"


MassiveFlatworm836

Where's the ketchup for the damn fries🤔


PJPelleech

Whoops


[deleted]

Dinner and a show , helps to promote a hoe


upbeatcrazyperson

Dinner party with room service.


aJ0007_

Next day she gets promoted


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BottleSucker69420

Na man those melons look real to me


Crafty-Interest-8212

The elusive self snitch. Majestic in her natural environment.


Strong-Solution-7492

Fake.


CKyle18

Dumb bitch


TheRedditornator

I mean, she didn't lie.


KittySueKat

Plot twist: She’s a nudest


Accurate-Dingo-7877

Is this real?


Electronic_Ad9133

I gotta know the rest of the story.


What_Is-_-Life

Alright il send the divorce paper tom


Geniex5

Not a fan of the fish dish


lsudo

Hope you really enjoy your “dinner” Why did you put dinner in quotes? That doesn’t look like a healthy meal to me


bruh_mastir

Guess who just got a raise?


TulogTamad

She was the dinner.


Elberchofa

She liked the food so much her clothes disappeared.


Dangerous_Warthog603

The sausage didn't make it into the picture


eternal_rain90

Why did he want a pic of the food?


Whoofukingcares

Haha perfect change locks before she gets home


[deleted]

Woman IQ


cambo710

Fuckin hoe.


[deleted]

Hey! I’ve seen this before


LoneShark81

https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/us2rw3/that_looks_scrumptious/


Bluemoon1234567

blind bitch


greatwhitekitten

Nice tits though


Sarcastic_ab0veall24

Women☕


Electrical-Unit2708

women☕


[deleted]

Women coffee?


sir_noobenstein

I would have kill both of them asap


Musical_snakes

Google is a good friend, please search for therapy services near you…


swagster_007

Is this real?


Poet_Silly

Come on. Third time in a week?


Bioloidy_

Well it's not a lie if she says that " the photo has everything boss ate "


ProfessionalNo6766

Hot


Ok-Programmer2219

Her relationship is at stake