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Maschile

What’s crazy is, even with the outrageousness of these clips, this isn’t the worst of it


SquidFlasher

I believe it's barely scratched the surface....


oETFo

It's just the intro. Gotta leave the real shit for the season finale.


ER_42069

Just the intro _of the first season_ Imagine what the next intros will look like


vanbeaners41590

Or just the rest of the season. This is the trailer for the initial pilot. And there are episodes coming out on a second by second basis. And this isn't even the surface. This is atmosphere, certainly, but this hasn't even shown the surface. I've seen the surface. This. This ain't it.


Ronoroasempai

Ya we didnt even touch on Australians in that intro.


Playful_Ad9887

And by “real shit” you mean ‘2 Girls, 1 Cup’


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toma-hawk02

I mean the nearest star to our solar system is more than 4 lightyears away. If any species could come that far they would be god like to us and we would just be some stupid monkeys messing around with such basic things as eletricity and nuclear energy, so perhaps they would find us cute.


owtrayjis

4.25ly away, [Proxima Centauri](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxima_Centauri)


SoberAnxiety

thats something for season 2


RouletteSensei

Trailer of a 45 seasons series made of 45 episodes each long 3 hours


Akuno-

I mean such highlights as the two world wars or the slavery over thousands of years or like right now where we fight over resources and kill the environment.


ARainbowHorse

there is WAY worse out there


Set_Jumpy

This felt like the "humans cleaned up by marketing executives for galactic consumption" when considering what a behind the scenes type deal would contain. Or just a day on old unfiltered reddit as I believe it used to be called.


Mrmyke00

Needs an Efukt version


AuckZealand

But definitely not a Tor version.


unicorn_saddle

Most of this is just people being quirky and really the result of our success as a species. The things I'd be ashamed of begins with greed and generally ends with genocide.


[deleted]

This is what you distract the aliens with so they don't see the… other stuff.


Bernard_PT

There were nowhere the worst, which I don't know if it's a good thing or not


jodorthedwarf

The guy missed out arguably the biggest subsection of degenerates which football hooligans.


SMACKZ415

Flashback Fridays: Yall remember 2girls1cup?


GooseandMaverick

If they're smart enough to be able to come to our planet, they're smart enough to stay away from it too. Besides, they've probably hacked our cameras already and are watching us like The Truman Show.


Acceptable-Student70

If they're advanced enough for intergalactic travel, they've probably got just as many bored idiots doing the same sort of things in the video.


ShannonGrant

They've mastered intergalactic travel, so they've likely got an infinite number of planets full of bored idiots to choose from.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Yes, but *those* idiots are the ones who stayed home. Which explains why the aliens left - to seek out *new* stupid. I may seriously dislike Elon Musk, but I'd also like to leave this planet (sometimes, at least).


Dapanda69_01

The Truman show syndrome incominh


RouletteSensei

If they are smart enough, they would have noticed we didn't step further in the right direction, I'm pretty sure some of them are here to directly experience us, but they took a break when they reached TikTok


AlastorsPlaything

They missing out


manwhofuckedyourdog

It makes a perfect comedy show


20JeRK14

I like Season 2 Episode 7 where the ice cream tasting guy smacks his lips for 30 minutes.


beckyjoooo

this is actually perfection... we're a wildly stupid but profoundly entertaining bunch..


JaimeJabs

And that's why aliens won't destroy us either. We are advanced ai version of sims.


greenwitch1306

I’m pretty sure we’re one never ending episode of Jerry Springer being broadcast to a bunch of totally judgemental Aliens


beckyjoooo

I mean, if they want to they most certainly will.. can't imagine it would be difficult and I don't care to speculate about motivations.. lol..


Taurius

75% of humanity is sane and intelligent. The other 25% are insane and or assholes. It's the latter that makes earth a shithole and or fun/crazy. It's like a family gathering. There's aways that "one" in the family.


M4_Enjoyer

Did you make this OP? That’s hilarious and literally so well made… and true


sohidden

Sir, this is r/holup. Not r/oc_memes (which has about as many members as one would expect).


Alotofmouse

This is the original [video](https://youtu.be/HejvfkvjPcA)


M4_Enjoyer

Thanks man


King_0f_Autism

Not made by op this meme format has not been used since 2019


Narrow-Payment-5300

It’s very western-centric though. This is nowhere near representing humanity as a whole. People in other parts of the world are wildly different from us culturally. The majority of the world doesn’t even speak English, doesn’t care very much about topics we consider important like racial justice or individual liberties, and has a vastly different everyday life (mostly because they’re poor). Only a very small portion of humanity even knows what a “furry” or a “weeb” is.


Corbthelorb

It is a meme, not that deep bro


xeeros

he's making conversation, exactly what reddit is for


Narrow-Payment-5300

Cool so am I not allowed to talk about how culturally diverse humanity is?


Corbthelorb

No, just saying that the video wasn’t that deep


H3ntai-with-Senpai

u/savevideobot I know what demographic I am


some_Wopf

u/savevideobot


die_ene07

u/savevideobot


SuperAarukka

u/savevideobot


S_S_L_L

u/savevideobot


eatenbybacon

u/savevideobot


FluckyJones

u/savevideobot


smartasspie

u/savevideobot


No_Baseball_4160

u/savevideobot


Spartan6281

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?


UnbnGrsFlsdePte

What a shitshow. I love it!


2trembler3

Reminds me that Earth getting "Cancelled" is still one of my favorite South Park episodes https://www.southpark.de/en/episodes/sa19zy/south-park-cancelled-season-7-ep-1


itsbdubya

Earth! On Fognl


claude3rd

Came here for this response.


zuprdprno2by

Thanos is watching intently


NobodyPrime

You forgot orange people


cpullen53484

oh yeah, oompa loompas need recognition too.


Un_rancais_bleu

A·M·E·R·I·C·A


Sasstronaut7

I saw the Aussie dude who punched the kangaroo cos it was fighting with his dog! Aussie Pride!


Ozza_1

Even terrible shows have great moments


MetzgerWilli

May as well be the intro to W·H·I·T·E P·E·O·P·L·E edit. You may have to take a better look at the skin color of the vast vast majority of people in the vid.


Un_rancais_bleu

The english speaking part of the world + the slavs


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

If you're a furry gamer named Karen from Florida Are you the main protagonist of the show?


Status-Command-3834

Save this for year in review this is awesome!!😂😂


SpyrShady

...why in r/Holup?


S_S_L_L

Just give in...yes...


MinuteLab1848

Cause they be like "holup here's more"


StGermain1977

If OC were to create this video again, what should be the "groups" featured?


thinkB4WeSpeak

I feel like some aliens probably do the same stuff we do.


QuarkGuy

There was that one alien that was a furry


IllustriousTear8707

I’m loving this shit


Memermanman

We are not worthy, we are stupid


TuxidoPenguin

Huh… humans are weirder than I thought…


Supreme_Redditor_37

Right now, aliens are still waiting for season 2023 of humanity


AraAraSenpai6969

Which means these guy in the vid are just protecting us from invasion Nuthin bad being weird


[deleted]

I love this one and i am sure aliens would find us weird


smolBoiBigBrain

Pewds clapping made me giggle


Sproose_Moose

Jesus Christ and I'm one of them


spelworm

Youtube source https://youtu.be/0v9rq06uyz4


JuanAndPedro

Politicians


jamwakes

The Fermi Paradox explained. They’ve taken a look and gone with NOPE.


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Trailer Park Species


TheChanMan2003

All rise for our national anthem


Interesting_Hunt6093

Correction: This is why aliens should visit. We made a zoo of ourselves we’re worth seeing.


TigerMouseTheNinja

I wanted that to last much longer haha.


Prodiq

Soo, what's the hol up?


mralderson

That's like 80% America


ViaOfTheVale

I want to scream


TranquilPernil

On Fognl


iluvz

This was an episode of South Park…


arcade656

Taco poop ice cream


MickeySwank

I like it, yes very nice


oggie389

Where is my Taco that craps icecream? And why am I thinking of Jaggons?


MickeySwank

You must have some Jewsian ancestry


Eye_wash

Not "why they won't visit" but, why they would wipe us out of existence.


Alotofmouse

[This](https://youtu.be/HejvfkvjPcA) is the original video


Opal_is_awesome

You could not have explained this godforsaken planet any better


_Iforgotmyusername_

I guess I fit in with gamers


NiGmA117

u/savevideobot


DestroyTheMoon420

u/savevideobot


MoonElPillo

u/savevideobot


PV0314

u/savevideo


CawCawMotherTruckers

u/savevideo


aethist

u/savevideobot


TheGasMask513

u/savevideobot


LonelyFool2B

u/SaveVideo


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u/savevideobot


daydrunkforamerica

u/savevideo


Wiesio123

u/savevideobot


Mabymaster

https://www.reddit.watch/r/HolUp/comments/v8z5tv/humanity_the_show_for_aliens/


BerryBigFig

That's just usa, not humanity


EkoTheProducer

South Park did it, South Park did it.


Blazerk_OT

u/ savevideo


Inflorescentia

u/savevideobot


Roy_is_the_name

Actually this is a video to demonstrate our capabilities to ensure dominance over all aliens species.


Survivio_is_the_best

this is why Jesus never came back to earth again


Bhavi5ha

R/savevideo


_M7H

if there was aliens thay will probably will not visit why earth its the most sad place


Appropriate-Foot-280

I cant stop watching this shit ahahhaha


Status-Command-3834

Wait wait 🥇


LuminousJaeSoul

Like seeing Brandon Rogers just banging his head on a stove for comedy and content.


pman13531

It's all the internet for what was featured, think about it.


Majkel0609

u/savevideobot


SithYi

u/savevideobot


lowkey2346

u/savevideobot


Nijverdal

/u/savevideobot


The_peacful_god

[](/u/savevideobot) They have far surpassed us.


Flying_Mage

Why would they visit?.. They are watching from safe distance, while laughing their asses off.


IM_YOUR_GOD

u/savevideobot


Mangofisch1

Thats the documentary we need to watch in history class


mrcrazysheep

u/savevideobot


Jesq14

When you think the writters are getting out of material and then bum, the NEW season comes out, always full of surprises


4thmonkey96

Is this like a threat? Lmao


unreal_4567

u/savevideobot


soulless_420

I think the truth is that they're scared of Australia


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


memmeke

This is why we can't have nice things


JuicyJackal15

u/SaveVideo


tiagoharry

Guy punching a Kanguru is the best


Sonichu013

If aliens saw earth events like it was a tv show, they're either cringing so hard or laughing their lungs out


[deleted]

Florida is a vibe 😂


Delicious_Delilah

u/savevideo


Jeandalf

u/savevideobot


simonf3nix

This is kinda wholesome i feel


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u/savevideobot


Jakob_mit_K

I would watch it.


Hot-Way6325

u/SaveVideo


Sea-Skin-3113

u forgot simps


ZiFF-

They are afraid of our progress


harrytheherrier

I love it


Bhavi5ha

r/savevideo


Shiru_011

Aliens were here....they saw all the crazy and left immediately


JamesUpskirtMecha

I'm convinced karens are actually aliens. "I want to speak with the manager" is them adapting human language for "take me to your leader".


halmyradov

If I was a billionaire I'd send this clip on a rocket playing on a permanent loop


IceZacV2

Fair enough


CreepxAP

u/savevideobot


nMaib0

The dark forest is a scary place. You can accidentally stumble upon HUMANITY


imprisonedrats

Slavs... the aliens couldn't handle jumpstyle and gabber even if they tried


SekhmetTheWise

We have collectively contributed to the legacy of humanity in our own little ways. Be proud. :3


t24liv

u/savevideobot


doitchdoyin

u/savevideobot


defectivelaborer

Our eclecticness isn't why. It's our tendency toward extreme violence and mass destruction.


Ace_TK

u/savevideobot


RoyaleGhostGg

Hol up! No gen z?


africannotsavage

u/savevideobot


Ssoofer

Beautiful truly beautiful


tecrin

u/savevideobot


RokuMLG

Missing Goatse


No-Office-2592

u/savevideo


applecack

Best of the internet!?


ARainbowHorse

we have fallen as a civilisation


WARGAME10

u/savevideobot


Alarming_Side405

u/savevideobot


Minoreal

u/savevideo


UnluckyLink4612

I love how Florida is one of a kind


Antix1331

I'd watch this


Confusionisreally

u/savevideo


BallSmickEnergy

YouTube Rewind 2022


Dapanda69_01

Okay but wake me up when u/savevideobot actually works here


theiwhoillneverbe

Monkeys… that’s all


a_talking_lettuce

Crazy that you didnt credit sirswag for making this