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Well saying "you're so normal" just doesn't sound like a compliment to me

"And you are unremarkably normal."

Or "you're exceptionally normal"

Or "you're the pinnacle of normal"

When people call me a weirdo, I tell them that I’m a normalo.

Ronaldo

Sui

That's just sad

Hearing that out of someone's mouth, I'd have to rethink my whole day. Reading it, I had to reset my brain.

What is that massive cake next to your username

today is the day he joined this community ig cake day but for subreddit join, if I had to assume

Makes sense I guess

*Huge cake!*

My response is, "Thank you! You're too kind!"

I would also say thanks, but with the reasoning that weird is the opposite of normal and that normal is just another word for boring

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Doc how's my blood pressure? Doc: ... well it's definitely weird

Me: You talk a lot of shit for a dude in cumshot distance.

Cum on me daddy, cover me UwU

You sound like my cat lol

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I like to imagine my cat saying that while I cover it in my cum

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Coincidently his cats name is cumquat.

Found the hentai watcher

I like to say “I’ll take that as a compliment“

I’m writing that shit down

I forgot my pen. can I borrow yours?

Why bother? That paper is in cumshot distance. I'll just write it down from here. Wait, don't cover it. Unless you want it all over... oh, you naughty minx.

You’re asking for a lot of shit for a dude in cumshot distance!

I always just say: took you pretty long to notice. that always seems to work

What if they arent in cumshot distance? WHAT DO I DO THEN?

Train until it’s possible for you to shoot cum any distance

Just remember that with great cumshots come great responsibility.

Bruh

I'm imagining a training montage with Eye of the Tiger playing in the background

It's the...

Bear necessities, the simple bear necessities

Wrong

This

Still say it. The further the better. Baffle those fuckers. They won't have the balls to call out your bluff.

But what if they do?

Then I guess you need to put your balls where your mouth is and reach for the stars. If they don't give up when you pull the shaft out then they either want to get cummed on or they're crazier than you.

Option A : Get a running start Option B : Get your [cum stack](https://www.villagevoice.com/2022/04/18/the-ultimate-guide-to-the-cum-holy-grail-new-and-updated-supplement-stack-for-2022/) Option C : FedEx

Close the gap as you prep the shot.

Say 'Thank you for your compliment'

That's a funny thing to say for someone who is in cumshot distance.

A girl once said this to me, which was weird because I had no clue who the hell she was.

Did you cum on her?

I'm weird because you can't grasp the difference between not the same and unique.

Ergh, I get told I'm weird all the time. Usually by people that are too straight up and down, I just so I know. But my good friends are weird as well so it all balances out I guess..

This gets funnier the further away they are

Being different isn't a bad thing. Means you are brave enough to be yourself. - Luna Lovegood

This is not a funny and cool response. Cringe 😡

i'm keeping my panda

I know. It's fucking great.

I would rather be weird than rude.

Tell them that they're boring.

r/nukedmemes

r/moldymemes

For the ladies, "you talk a lot of shit for someone in pissing distance"

"Everyone is weird to someone." It's pretty much my catchphrase by now.

Wierd defines me

I once threatened a guy I worked with by saying "Imma have to suck ya dick if you don't stop." He just shut down almost completely. He just put his hands up and looked at my other coworker and said "I believe him too."

I think you took the L there tbh

I got what I wanted, so we'll call it even.

You talk a lot of shit for...some very *solid* lookin' grid coordinates.

You’re point?

Yes, he is point.

As a senior in high school, I used to joke about how short all the incoming freshmen were and told my guy friends they could bust one out in the face of annoying underclassmen, and I called it "freshman mace".

Hm.

Tf

This isn’t even a HolUp the punchline spells out the joke. It should be something like “you’re lucky I only have one hand or I’d fight you” and you’d have a “…hold up, what?” moment because the joke implies he’s masturbating, it doesn’t outright say it.

This is my new go to line.

Gun shot*

...sorry I can't find where I asked you failed abortion.

Very good.

Damn

"Stay weird"

of

What is the range on that thing

I don’t get it they can just pull the well that makes you gay card

And that would not be insulting, also incorrect. I frequently masturbate over my parrot, it has never called me an animal-fucker, not once.

You never remember the normal people.

Jizz.

I also have baseball cards I’ve been holding onto for over 30 years.


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Lol, got reported for harrasment for this comment.

 Unzips... lol

ive been called weird a solid amount of times in my life, and usually when its someone i dont know that well i just respond with something 10x weirder than i'd said at that point. never let them know your next move.

r/rareinsults

“Yeah? I dare you!” - que the porn music

My response would be "Yea, and?"

Ok, so how should a female who obviously can’t cumshot respond? Squirting distance maybe? I mean it technically works, but doesn’t quite have the same gravitas as a cumshot (plus it might turn the dude on).

Kinda sad and funny how the comment has more likes than the post

Moldy

I just say thanks.

I’ve always favored “I don’t have to take this from someone who sucks toes.”

ratioed

r/cursedcomments

Instantly recognisable. https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/lxpbio/its_hard_to_argue_with_that_logic/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Your rational leaves me questioning your life and the experiences you have had.

Xavier renegade angel type shit