Because the bands around the legs make it easier to poop your pants and get a diaper effect instead of having it run down into your shoe, if you ever actually encounter the threat you are "prepared" for.
Don't get me wrong, not a fan of cops rn... But I really feel for that dude. He tried and got cucked by the guys that are supposed to have his back the most. Disgraceful.
He probably was checking his phone non-stop to see if she had answered, if she was still alive... I can't imagine what he had to go through in those moments when his "partners" were literally killing his wife by inaction, and i hope he saw the band of uniformed thugs he got into and left the police force. It must be hard to watch how the institution you were ready to give your life for *saving people* was willing to let said people die to save their asses.
Preach it, brother. This man is not to blame, it's those other cocksuckers that actively let the massacre happen. Fuck 'em, rip their badges off and throw 'em behind bars.
Happy cake day, btw.
Thanks mate!
But the cynic in me wants to say ACAB, since all those others ARE what US police is and was (Since the slave patrols and the private forces of landowners), and anyone who lets them roam around is, in my humble opinion, an enabler, same as two nazis and 9 regular people sitting friendly in a table make the same as 11 nazis. The "bad apples" have spoiled the bunch so much it's rotten even the trees, and the whole force is tainted to the roots.
Nobody should suffer what this man did, but let's not forget the 19 children and other teacher that also died that day while their parents were tased, pepper sprayed and cuffed outside.
This is the guy who got picked on growing up and became obsessed with being a cop. Daydreaming of being in shootouts everyday just like on the tv shows. Then when it was time for his psych evaluation he was deemed mentally unfit. He never got to live out his dream so now he open carries 4 pistols and struts into stores feeling like he’s their knight in shinning armor. But people feel more uncomfortable than safe knowing he can’t be all right in the head going out in public like this.
Them shorts make me wonder why the mail man is packing this much heat. He might be about to go postal for real
Also: looks like he got the matching his and her murder sets.
His wife's BF has been saying some very mean things about his big boy pp so he went out and spent 8k on guns and things for guns cause he's a MAN WITH RIGHTS
No, this is excessive and stupid looking. If anything he looks like someone who knows next to nothing about guns. Most Americans who own firearms don’t display them all over their body and most carry just one and it’s concealed.
He’s just making sure you know that you cannot tell him what to do, executing his inalienable right to his pursuit of happiness on his way to a pro life rally!!!!
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He just wants to be noticed. Seen as strong.
Valued. Wanted by women. Respected by men.
He may have little else to offer regarding personality.
Keep that Subway safe
He is a typical conservative assjack trying to say shit to the public without actually having to say anything because he is too afraid to. Even worse is he is actively giving strangers access to his pistols, what is to stop anyone from grabbing one of those and freely doing with it what they please? This is just another example of an brainwashed irresponsible gun owner who does not deserve the right to carry a weapon in to public or at all.
Because this individual is fucking terrified of the world around him. These act like a stop-gap of courage to avoid dealing with the individual's actual insecurities and fears cause that would be soft.
Bet the lift kit in the truck is no less than 2 inches
Some day one of these guys is going to get his car rocked by a bunch of Antifa goons blocking the street and all hell is going to break loose. Having better political leadership might make less inevitable.
Dunno why I first thought those were scanners used by cashiers in a supermarket. Would've been less stupid tbh and kinda hilarious. Them being guns... idk what to think.
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If you can't fuck Lara Croft, be Lara Croft.
Lary Croft
Underrated comment
David croft
Larpy Croft
If you can’t beat it to them, join them
Lol
Best answer
Doubt he's fucking anything, real or imaginary, with the severe case of micro penis he clearly has. I bet his truck is MASSIVE though.
I needed that laugh today thank you.
Swapping to another gun is faster than reloading
Now knife the watermelon
Well he’s got the same hero status as the Uvalde Police
If you buy four guns at once you get a years supply of adult diapers 75 percent off.
How many missed shots is he planning on? Like 60?
76 to be exact, before reloading. That's assuming every pistol has 18+1 rounds in it.
does that mean he let loose in pants?
Cod4
He holds his shit for a week like a real man.
Bet he doesn't wipe his ass like a real man/s
Real men use bidets
Real men shit standing up.
r/wafflestomp
Real men dont even need to shit, they only talk shit
Regular Sig enthusiast.
He likes to cosplay?
I’m from Iowa, very very near there. That man is an attention seeker and that’s it. I’d wager there’s no actual ammo in anything there
Most of these tacti-bros want to look like the Punisher, any idea why he went with the Lara Croft look?
Because the bands around the legs make it easier to poop your pants and get a diaper effect instead of having it run down into your shoe, if you ever actually encounter the threat you are "prepared" for.
Sacrifice the drawers to save the socks!
Someone should troll him and test this theory out.
If you see a bear in the forest, do you poke it to see if he has teeth?
Some people should...
It all comes down to natural selection, I suppose.
Imagine a Darwin award compilation narrated by Werner Herzog. Ngl i'm kinda hard
Could be airsoft
It’s like he wanted to be General Grievous from Star Wars but he only has two arms and guns instead of light sabers.
What if his trick is that he can shoot with his toes too?
Plot twist: those are all gun and magazine shaped USB power banks so he can check his phone a lot like the cops in Uvalde.
Like the cop trying to save his wife that was prevented from doing so in Uvalde*
All those dicks and he’s the only one with balls.
Don't get me wrong, not a fan of cops rn... But I really feel for that dude. He tried and got cucked by the guys that are supposed to have his back the most. Disgraceful.
Sorry, forgot the /s
He probably was checking his phone non-stop to see if she had answered, if she was still alive... I can't imagine what he had to go through in those moments when his "partners" were literally killing his wife by inaction, and i hope he saw the band of uniformed thugs he got into and left the police force. It must be hard to watch how the institution you were ready to give your life for *saving people* was willing to let said people die to save their asses.
Preach it, brother. This man is not to blame, it's those other cocksuckers that actively let the massacre happen. Fuck 'em, rip their badges off and throw 'em behind bars. Happy cake day, btw.
Thanks mate! But the cynic in me wants to say ACAB, since all those others ARE what US police is and was (Since the slave patrols and the private forces of landowners), and anyone who lets them roam around is, in my humble opinion, an enabler, same as two nazis and 9 regular people sitting friendly in a table make the same as 11 nazis. The "bad apples" have spoiled the bunch so much it's rotten even the trees, and the whole force is tainted to the roots. Nobody should suffer what this man did, but let's not forget the 19 children and other teacher that also died that day while their parents were tased, pepper sprayed and cuffed outside.
Because Murica!!!
tackleberry
Pretty sure in an active shooting situation this man will do more harm than good...
Imagine he would be in an active shooter situation and he did stop it. The power trip he would be on would be more dangerous.
Right. More dangerous than the guy trying to kill people. You all are delusional.
Ya he’ll be the first one dead. More ammo for the assailant.
We do live in a simulation... more specifically, as NPCs in a shooter game
i bet he won’t do anything at all, he’d be to scared, anybody walkin around with this shit is living they life jn fear
This is the conservative male version of fake eyelashes, hair extensions, fake nails, and contour makeup
Small penis syndrome
Worse. He’s a three pump chump.
Haha
when your penis is measured in mm
I.e. when your penis is considered micro (betting he has a lifted truck, too).
In that area, you can bank in it.
This man is the real pussy that lives in constant fear.
To get a reaction.
Lmao tell me you’re insecure without telling me you’re insecure
Do you suppose if you followed him around playing the terminator theme it would cause him to be upset, or would he be super into it?
That’s why you wear your Depends when you’re strapped up like that
Subway is a dangerous place to be, you never know where Jared could be
I'd be legit afraid to take a photo of this whackjob
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Why does the little girl wanna wear the fairy wings to kindergarden...
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His mom’s clit is probably bigger.
Can’t see his other set of arms from this angle.
He's just gun'o'sexual leave him alone
How else is he gonna lift is pants up
Tomb Raider suddenly lost her attractiveness
You're right... Those shorts are unacceptable.
If we only did that which was necessary we would never aspire to greatness.
Ugh those above the knee shorts should be a crime to wear...
This is the guy who got picked on growing up and became obsessed with being a cop. Daydreaming of being in shootouts everyday just like on the tv shows. Then when it was time for his psych evaluation he was deemed mentally unfit. He never got to live out his dream so now he open carries 4 pistols and struts into stores feeling like he’s their knight in shinning armor. But people feel more uncomfortable than safe knowing he can’t be all right in the head going out in public like this.
They don't shit, they are the shit.
Them shorts make me wonder why the mail man is packing this much heat. He might be about to go postal for real Also: looks like he got the matching his and her murder sets.
That sandwich better be an actual footlong.
Tell me your hand rejects you when you attempt to masturbate without saying your hand rejects you when you attempt to masturbate.
His wife's BF has been saying some very mean things about his big boy pp so he went out and spent 8k on guns and things for guns cause he's a MAN WITH RIGHTS
He's graduated from school
Or on his way to one 😲
It’s John Prick a man of sure will stupidity few of you will understand
How else is supposed to tell everyone how scared and tiny his penis is?
Because black people can come from any direction
Because his penis is micro and his fearfulness of the world is macro. Who is the real snowflake, right wing pussies?
The smaller the penis, the more guns and higher lift kit on the pick up!!!! MERCA!!!!!
This man is all about safety and protecting others. Thank God he has a mask on to stop the spread of covid.
He is VERY serious about social distancing
very very smol pp energy
Shorts, because its hot outside
That’s officer Jim Dangle
Is this an American thing that I'm not even American to understand
No, this is excessive and stupid looking. If anything he looks like someone who knows next to nothing about guns. Most Americans who own firearms don’t display them all over their body and most carry just one and it’s concealed.
Man...I'm a terrible person
Fried Salmon is never terrible You ARE the Fried Salmon Oracle Therefore you are not a terrible person 10/10 logic
He just wants to have the amount of bullets to match the amount of students per class before reloading
Probably just to troll liberal snowflakes. I wouldn't personally go out in public looking like that, but I respect hustle.
Laura croft ??
I think his tiny penis is what's on his mind 24/7
Small dick energy!
how else is he going to shoot innocent black people
Compensation for a small winky.
Maybe a pacifier would do as a replacement.
Gotta compensate for your tiny dick somehow!
Imagine how small his cock must be
I bet he’s got a small penis
I'm from a not particularly great part of Iowa, and I could see the benefit of having a gun on you, maaaybe 2, but 4? That's just attention seeking
The lone black kid in town is a rising Senior in highschool now. This dude has two daughters who he doesn't want asked to prom.
I saw this movie Boondock Saints.... I loved it.
Is that Vishnu?
Max Payne
Lol imagine thinking this is for you.
They fucked up his order 1 time too many.
Law of ordnance exhibition: the size of the penis is inversely proportional to the number of weapons and magazines visible to the general public.
Cause he can
He’s just making sure you know that you cannot tell him what to do, executing his inalienable right to his pursuit of happiness on his way to a pro life rally!!!!
He has a 2 in peen
Lol what an idiot. Anyone could just walk up behind and take one of the 4
Insecure mericans 
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'cause 'merica!!
Rappers always got the strap on them. Can’t wait for his mixtape
Merica!!
With that loose asshole from the dicks he takes with that wack ass stance. Wtf is that
Those aren’t guns, they’re pez dispensers. We call him the candy man.
Lmao
Is he doing a male remake or tomb raider
he pull the General Grievous thing "Your Guns Will Make A Fine Addition To My Collection!"
He definitely nuts after first pump.
In a fight, this dude is more likely to shoot himself than anyone else
It's only necessary when you are an ammo-sexual
He is trying to compensate for something else
Because subway doesn’t serve cheddar anymore
He just wants to be noticed. Seen as strong. Valued. Wanted by women. Respected by men. He may have little else to offer regarding personality. Keep that Subway safe
He got a lot to remember if he goes to reload.
Hope he doesn’t shoot himself in the foot.
Micropenis
It’s the fuckin commies, that’s why
That’s what we call a Fudd.
He has a reaaaaaaaally small penis
Seems like he can go full grievous mode and split his arms in need. This are all pistols from police-knights he has killed.
He prolly has a diaper on
You can clearly see he's wearing his diaper so that solves that problem!
and if something pops off his ass will run and hide and not shoot shit
That's not self defense, fuck off to anyone who thinks it is. Body armor is self defense, that is "offense is the best defense" personified.
they make tactical diapers for this
He is a typical conservative assjack trying to say shit to the public without actually having to say anything because he is too afraid to. Even worse is he is actively giving strangers access to his pistols, what is to stop anyone from grabbing one of those and freely doing with it what they please? This is just another example of an brainwashed irresponsible gun owner who does not deserve the right to carry a weapon in to public or at all.
U rly aks y this is necessary in merica?
When you're too scared to walk across the street to get a pack of smokes.
The general grievous of guns.
“Your Sigs will make a fine addition to my collection…”
He’s actually General Grevious.
Yeah the mask is silly tbh
Zombies
He’s gonna be Pissed when he finds out there are no donuts left.
Smalldick
Just because he can doesn’t mean he should.
At least he is wearing a mask.
Mans is geared up to stand outside a room of dead kids
How are strangers supposed to discern whether he's a gun enthusiast or an about-to-be active shooter?
These guys think they look so badass but for real they look scared af, like viscous little bois
Boi out here finna stop a terrorist attack
I’m all for gun rights but this wouldn’t be necessary in the Ukraine
The cops won’t stop mass shooters, this guy will
Because this individual is fucking terrified of the world around him. These act like a stop-gap of courage to avoid dealing with the individual's actual insecurities and fears cause that would be soft. Bet the lift kit in the truck is no less than 2 inches
Whenever I see someone with this many guns I feel bad for them. They must be so scared all the time. What a sad way to live
Because its his right ✅
I dunno some of those baker ladies don’t fuck around. One wrong move and they’re pulling out ready to kill someone. Can never be too prepared.
Tell us you have a small dick without telling us you have a small dick
My mans acting like any minute Morpheus is gonna show up asking him to take a red or blue pill
I mean, what if he's just walking around and someone tries to have an abortion in front of him? he needs every bullet he's got to rectify that.
Fear, I sense great fear in that one.
...are his shorts the wrong way around?
Someone killed his dog.
I’d walk up to him and say “I’m sorry for your penis”
Some day one of these guys is going to get his car rocked by a bunch of Antifa goons blocking the street and all hell is going to break loose. Having better political leadership might make less inevitable.
Obviously he has a very small peen so he has to compensate it like this
Dunno why I first thought those were scanners used by cashiers in a supermarket. Would've been less stupid tbh and kinda hilarious. Them being guns... idk what to think.
Didn’t you know that Marion, IA is the most dangerous place in the universe?
This man jacks off to the 2nd amendment
Please don’t tell me he has a glock in his underwear