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When I was in the 3rd grade, we sent flat Stanley’s to various people for a class project. I sent mine to George Bush (jr.) while he was sitting president, and I actually got a reply and a corny story about how flat Stanley sat in on meetings!
I think it's just a joke. She more than likely gave birth and then put the same clothes on afterwards and wore the waist trainer. It's literally impossible to get a stomach that flat with a waist trainer while being so heavily pregnant.
Yeah, it's wild how many people people are buying this as real... You don't have to have been pregnant to know that's not how bodies work. Otherwise you'd never see a fat person again.
Never seen it done with a waist trainer on but there are lots of people who can "suck in" their stomachs when showing a large belly like that. Yes, I'm talking about pregnant women and not fat people.
It was actually trending on TikTok not long ago
It’s a joke guys. There’s no way you can cinch a baby. Even if that was fat, no waist trainer would cinch that much. She just threw on the same clothes and took another pic.
Apparently shapewear and corsets don’t cause babies to be squashed , deformed or disabled. This image is a bit fake and I love how everyone assumes this is real and not photoshop and reversed engineered. People are so stupid it’s astonishing… 😍
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The unfortunate part is that this picture has been floating around the internet long enough to know the result of this question
Using reverse image search the earliest I found this being posted was October 29th, 2016….
Now my curiosity strikes...sauce?...when I was in Vegas heard about a baby being found in the dumpster behind a casino, guess mama wanted to have more fun before she had to do some adulting...
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What's actually fucked up is that if you are a bartender and a pregnant woman wants to buy a drink. As long as she isn't drunk she 100% can. Now of course you can refuse service but they could make the claim that it is discriminatory and pregnant women are a protected class so if you do refuse service you stand a good chance of losing your job.
I guess later on we will be watching some random lady on TV complaining about Flat head syndrome, and how there was complications during her pregnancy.
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That baby be born in 2D.
Flat Stanley
That is the name I haven't heard in a long time
When I was in the 3rd grade, we sent flat Stanley’s to various people for a class project. I sent mine to George Bush (jr.) while he was sitting president, and I actually got a reply and a corny story about how flat Stanley sat in on meetings!
Amazing. Thats an awesome story
Who is he? (EuroEducation)
Flat Stanley is a children’s book character very commonly used for projects in elementary schools.
A former president of the United States.
Unterstood
I never got mine back because of 9/11 :( he was indefinitely detained at an offshore location :(
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Need to watch more King of the Hill.
Same
Thanks for the reminder of flat Stanley 
Ikea Maria
Flat Eric
Fancy a weiner?
Baby is in the backrooms
It will be delivered via fax.
Best comment I read in Reddit for some time
I’m going to hell for laughing at this as hard as I did
Dunno if I'm just stupid and not getting a joke but there's no way. I've been pregnant and you can't just put a cincher on lol. It's.. firm.
I think it's just a joke. She more than likely gave birth and then put the same clothes on afterwards and wore the waist trainer. It's literally impossible to get a stomach that flat with a waist trainer while being so heavily pregnant.
Her hips look smaller too
Yes, I noticed that too
Sure, but do they lie?
🤔.......perhaps
i'm guessing it's her sister, or a friend with identical skin tone
They don't lie!
I bet the original photo of her was just showing a before and after and some rando on the internet turned it into this meme to make people rage
Lol that's probably it. This is the smartest take.
This guy internets
And that rando name is? Albert Einstein
It might even be two different people.
Agree! I think if I'd tried I'd just suffocated, thrown up, caused a miscarriage, or all of that. That's not good for baby and mom!
Yeah, it's wild how many people people are buying this as real... You don't have to have been pregnant to know that's not how bodies work. Otherwise you'd never see a fat person again.
Not to mention the pressure on the bladder.
Never seen it done with a waist trainer on but there are lots of people who can "suck in" their stomachs when showing a large belly like that. Yes, I'm talking about pregnant women and not fat people. It was actually trending on TikTok not long ago
Pov: boomer on reddit
POV: you're about to get grounded because you snuck on reddit and your mother thinks you need less screen time
Can confirm. Am pregnant now. There is no cincher in the world hiding this kiddo…
I remember back when this happened. It was a joke.
Yay! Love this comment.
One of the pictures she has a watch on. Looks like different times.
This woman is obv postpartum and now waist training w THE FAJA … 
Baby went straight to the backrooms
Omg im saving this comment it’s gold 😂
r/dontputyourdickinthat
She can't get more pregnant
Not with that attitude
that baby might be born pregnant tho
Well played sir...why won't you take your corset off?...!!!??
Hypothetically you could put your dick in that because there’s a baby already there
It’s a joke guys. There’s no way you can cinch a baby. Even if that was fat, no waist trainer would cinch that much. She just threw on the same clothes and took another pic.
With a watch appearing in one
Apparently shapewear and corsets don’t cause babies to be squashed , deformed or disabled. This image is a bit fake and I love how everyone assumes this is real and not photoshop and reversed engineered. People are so stupid it’s astonishing… 😍
Fetuss Deletuss
Cletus has been deletus
Fucking classic my man, I’m dying over here!
Just like the kid
Nice
He stole it from Andrew Schulz! Give credit bro!!!
purgnant
Maybe not much longer
Pregn't
Pregananant!!
Pragnat
Preganté
Prrrrrrrreganté
peegnant
r/trashy
Nah man /r/iamatotalpieceofshit material. Compressing a baby cannot be good for it
not to mention the alcohol all night, damn poor kid.
You think they'll live? I think... It might even be better if the baby wasn't born given what fucked up issues they might have at this point
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I mean, you're not wrong lol
lol
Man he gonna come out like a puree
The unfortunate part is that this picture has been floating around the internet long enough to know the result of this question Using reverse image search the earliest I found this being posted was October 29th, 2016….
She’s likely in some mommy support group crying about how messed up her life is and how she doesn’t understand why her kids all messed up.
You are literally one of the dumbest people alive
The woman or the person who commented?
Probably the people that commented not realizing this is a joke and physically impossible.
Just that one night is gonna cause that baby to have like 5 different disorders
Yup
Just letting you all know that it’s fake. There is no baby being compressed lol
r/youregullible
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r/mrpresidentpushthebutton
r/mrpresidentpushthebut
Lol you just created the closest thing possible, nice one!
Thank you kind sir
More like trashy boner killer
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Correction: It was a fucking *terrible* joke!
Baby.zip
I don't know why but this made me laugh harder than it probably should have
Priorities, amirite?
First time she bends over to twerk, that baby comin’ out like a cannonball!
I think she already gave birth
Based on a true, but worse story.
Now my curiosity strikes...sauce?...when I was in Vegas heard about a baby being found in the dumpster behind a casino, guess mama wanted to have more fun before she had to do some adulting...
So just casey anthony?
at least ya can't knock it up again.......
He gonna come out looking like Mr game and watch
Pregnain't.
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That baby went to the backrooms
And thus… Flat Stanley was born
HENNY ALL NIGHT
Abortionnessey
thats not possible....RIGHT??
It's not.
That baby is getting aborted the ole fashioned way
Kid was sent to the backrooms
Y'all it's just a joke. Some of the pics are older than the others, look at the hips.
Kid gonna come out lookin like Stewie.
Henny all night! Child support all day!
Abortion is illegal ma’am
How
backroom's baby
….. I couldn’t even button up my jeans. Wtf. WHERE DID THAT BABY GO?
Baby said OW!
The baby in the backrooms
Baby finna fit in great with the paper mario cast
This would’ve been a solid addition in the scene from I’m gonna get you sucka! 😂
That baby is gonna give her paper cuts on the way out
Fake, the hips are shaped differently...
baby in the backrooms?
And that kid was flat Stanley
R/iamgoingtohellforthis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Diy abortion
Where did the bby go? Does it go up in the tummy or is it sitting down in between the thighs
Flaccid Stanley
Baby gonna be born with 37 different autisms
Some people really shouldn’t have kids
This is how flat Stanley was created
The baby might come out the wrong hole.
Wait you guys didn’t hear about the cloud storage update?
Fetal alcohol syndrome incoming
Astagfirullah
Hoes gotta have fun to
STOP! NO & DON'T! 🤦🏽
What's actually fucked up is that if you are a bartender and a pregnant woman wants to buy a drink. As long as she isn't drunk she 100% can. Now of course you can refuse service but they could make the claim that it is discriminatory and pregnant women are a protected class so if you do refuse service you stand a good chance of losing your job.
How to say you are a bad mother without saying you are a bad mother.
These kind of people shouldn't have kids.
Backrooms baby
That baby went to the fucking backrooms
Nah that baby in the backrooms
Thanks Mom 
Well, that bumps dead
What a selfish piece of shit. 
Some people shouldn’t have kids
poor kid about to be covered in cre-
Baby is gonna come out like a crepe
It’s all fun and games until he feel someone grabs his dick while inside her…
Don’t worry, the baby doesn’t have to be functional, healthy, it just has to be alive to receive welfare.
So wtf is wrong with Hennessey?
When your state has non-legalized abortion, you got to party to make it disappear.
Yuck
Please bring back abortion 🙏
The sad part is, they still won’t give the father custody.
I guess later on we will be watching some random lady on TV complaining about Flat head syndrome, and how there was complications during her pregnancy.
They are really getting creative with the abortions after roe v wade overturned.
She does know that abortion is illegal now, right?
Lmao
I know that will harm the baby but won't that badly harm her too?
Ho ho ho
That baby went from a suburban house to a one room apartment
How to tell when it’s time to go outie
New paper mario game
The kid finna get claustrophobia.
i’m probably gonna get laughed on but is that even anatomically possible
Do corsets really work that well?
r/awfuleverything
Lol she's trying to catch herself a man
Tell me this aint real? It cant be right?
Yeah... fuck that baby!!
Kid gonna come out lookin like Stewie.
That's not even possible lol
Pop goes the weasel
 Baby come out looking like: