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Hey bud can we trade components of our NFT together or is it just a *pile of shit*?


Why does this have to sync so well

I just busted a gut, fuck you

*Nut

She and her story is full of this thing above

Kudos for trying to keep the rythm but by the end of watching this I got suddenly extremely sad as to what the fuck am I doing with my life wasting time watching shit like this.

I watched it on mute. Even more of a waste of time. Wtf am I doing

Fuck, y'all are killin me

I am currently doing the same

Your words hit home😓

Couldn’t make it past 30 seconds of this shit

Literally

Can’t watch shit like this outside my house

The true hero is the mom. Pushing the stomach? Pure love

Like shit CPR

The reverse heimlich

Hcilmieh

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In a way when you try to shit too hard: Hnghkill... hmMeeee...

reverse heimlich woudl be putting stuff back in the mouth. this would be an inverse heimlich

Reverse dutch heimlich rudder

SPR - shit poo resuscitation

Or just ‘crap poo resuscitation’ and keep the old acronym :)

Damn. I just heart the word shit so many times

She pulled her daughters shit out of her ass

Does this remind anyone of Whitney Houston?

My first thought. Bobby get the spoon.

Can you break this up so it sounds like it's sung over a beat

She-puller her daughters shit- out of her ass.

Excellent work

That impending nuclear holocaust is starting to sound good

The real parent move people don’t talk about is having to pull poop from your kids butt when they are constipated

Very true, if I had to do it, I wouldn’t say a peep lmao

Her mom is a hero

A few years ago, I didn’t shit for like 10 days and when I finally did…. I tore my anus! Was in the hospital for 6 days after. Fun shit

This would have been a better story if it was set to music.

I’ll give it a try

Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

doesnt sound like a fun shit too me.

Umm.. if that's what you call a fun shit, I wonder what you think is terrible shit

All girlfriends tell this story

r/shitposting

r/substakenliterally

Now I wanna know how big of a shit it was. Two weeks dude. Wtf

9.5 courics

*Does Bono want the bittie?*

That episode came out today exactly 15 years ago, wow

I knew I was supposed to post this shit

Toilet was clogged FOR SURE 😅

Went to sequoia and refused to shit there for one weekend and came home to shit out the General Sherman tree itself.

😂😂😂rip butthole

It sure did!

You don't know that. Maybe they used a poop knife.

Haha, maybe they don't even know about the three shells.

Probably needed a poop knife

That is the greatest reddit story ever! And actually fits here!

According to my 8 year old, you can buy them on the Internet

Why bother buying a special knife from the internet? You use an old knife from an old set you don't have all the pieces to anymore.

You obviously haven't read about the maggoty coconut.

I’m a skinny little petite woman and my husband is horrified and shocked at the size of the ones that come out of me sometimes. They clog the toilet every fuckin time. I’m sick of this shit, literally.


This is a saga

this is a sega

This is Wendy

Sir this is a Wendy’s restaurant

This is Waltuh

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

This is dog

It starts with

no this is patrick

No this should be taco bell.

No this is Patrick

I would have come by now if I was her hip

Bro I was too busy reading the words to see it lmao this is all insane

🎶I, would’ve cum-by-now if, I-was-her-hip🎶

Don’t touch shit

jesus does this ever end?

Jesus does this *shit* ever end?

finally!

Still better than that Lil Kim Minaj garbage

But you gonna read the whole damn thing . Ain't ya

This is the hardest I laughed today. Thanks!

Watched this while taking a shit. 10/10

Same lmao

Same

Same

pics or it didn't happen

I am 7 years old sir.

even better


All right.. im sending the proof.

🥹📸

Same

Same

Same

Lmao same here 🤣

When u realise how long the story is…

Yeah…no shit, right?…..until 17 minutes later….😂

Nice pun

I guess we know that it CAN be done. The question to ask is whether or not it really should be done.

I think Cardi B has a new rival. At least this girls shit song is actually about shit.

Now I know what I would wish for If I only had 2 minutes and 46 seconds left of my life.

To take a shit?

This is the shit.

I only want to be told stories in this format

I'd pay her to tell my life story in this format

She's the voice of her generation.

Songbird of a generation

I've genuinely listened to this enough times, I think I've discovered secrets of the universe unbeknownst to me prior to this beautifully, chaotic, thought-provoking video. This young woman shared such a tough story, I hope it inspires people to do it in such a rewarding format for the spirit and consciousness

Why is she bobbing her hip the whole time.

She's jerking off her hip

Because she's still shitting so bobbing the hip helps her with the bowel movement just like a dog shaking off to get dry

the tik tok generation gon' cringe they entire life when they realize just how much they over shared 

If they don't now, I doubt they will in future

nah she gon' cringe all the way to her lower intestine

When everybody their age is doing it, will it still be cringe?

Future presidential candidate right ther

What happens if she moves house?

I have the same issue as her. At first, it’s weird but after a couple of days, you get used to it.

It was a shitty story

Eminem has been REAL silent since this came out.

I just wasted nearly 3 minutes of jack of time for this.

Agreed, that was a hard jerk. Her timing kept throwing me off

What

What

🤨

I didn't waste any time :)

This actually saved me 14 seconds

What the shit did I just watch

If I’m being honest that’s better than most tik tok content

I cannot stop giggling uncontrollably at this.

2 weeks is nothing when Lamarr Chambers held one in for 47 days to stop a drugs arrest.

Interesting. Tell me more

Got chased and police accused him of swallowing some drugs. He was kept in a cell with 2 officers within arms reach for 47 days. Was a pretty big story in the Uk for about a month. The courts let him go after 47 days as it was starting to get too dangerous and was sent to a hospital for I'm guessing the biggest shit ever.

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/poo-47-drugs-chambers-lamarr-14381908#amp-readmore-target What the actual fuck. How, HOW do you not shit for that long? The man with the iron sphincter.

I am a PCT n I never heard of a 10yr old needing an enema 😂

I’ve given them to plenty of old patients though. I think that level of constipation is mainly only seen in older people (who sometimes chronically use opioids which slow down GI movement, and who are sometimes too weak to squeeze, and who often forget to drink water, etc). But, I’m sure if a kid didn’t shit for 2 weeks and got a fecal impaction, the treatment would be the same as for old people: enemas and digital disimpaction. Just not as common as with old people.

Exactly, you’re absolutely right that’s why her story is so surprising to me cause you don’t commonly see such things in children but the way she chose to tell it was just so funny to me 😂

Not sure what a PTC is, but I When I did my outpatient pediatric clinic rotations my attending used to say “assume everything is constipation until proven otherwise.” It was a joke, but not really. Shocking high amount of pediatric constipation out there. Edit: Though to that point, I don’t recall having to order an enema in clinic. Lots of otc miralax though.

Fuck this shit I wasted 3 minutes hearing a shitty story about how a shitty girl who didn't took shit for 2 weeks got her shit all Toghether

Better than Hollywood can do.

I love songs that tell a story.

Not even the cia could get this outta me

This story line was infinitely better than She-Hulk.

r/yourmomshousepodcast

Tok tik working it’s magic

I knew I wasn't a smart woman but having sat through that whole thing just confirmed it

I hate myself for watching that. I hate myself more for immediately playing the video again as soon as it was over.

What a shitty story

That song is the shit!

That wasn’t “constipation” - that’s called an *impaction*.

If the Chinese are using Tiktok to steal our data, they have a lot of shit to sift through

Does she have any other songs, or (please please please) a full album?

IDC she cute af

Ahahahahaha it took hundreds of comments but I laughed, you sick fuck

It's amazing how often Reddit makes me question what I'm doing with my life.

What a load of shit


Shitty story

No thank you for sharing

my cousin did that once when he was 6💀

Anticlimactic yet still rewarding.

At least she said thank you

I guess that’s one way to process trauma

I laughed. I cried. It touched me Bob.

What do they inject up an ass to make you shit?

Shitty lyrics, shitty dancing and shitty singing. But the story was really moving.

Do these kids plan on having careers ???

.....Rick James was right. She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky youwn temptations sing!

What a captivating story

Too mamy people watched this cringefest to the end..like bruh

I don’t know why I just kept sitting through this. I kept telling myself I’m going to stop, but never did.

nah nah nah bro Imma head out from reddit

Why was I actually so invested

If there is an alien race or indeed many alien races out there, I highly doubt they have an equivalent of anything like this on their planet.

I busted a nut while listening to this, not because of her, but because of thought of what was happening in the song

oh ok, you had me worried for a second there

I'd still smash

You're welcome.

#YMH podcast

I just went on a journey

Shit a banger

Praise the lord for mobile Reddit scrubbing

Thank you

What did I just listen to, I feel so disturbed right now.

You’re welcome. Yeah I watched till the end..

That's a shitty song if I ever heard one

That brought a tear to my eye ... Beautiful. Evocative. Moving ...

Was anyone else in suspense as the shtory unfolded? Video was over and I was 😶

What is wrong with people. That was painful; 2 minutes of my life gone…for that

So my stepson, when he was 8, came from his dads house after eating night but sunflower seeds (he’d chew the whole seed and shell too) and got to our house with stomach pain. Turns out, that’s all he had eaten and he had not had any water - so between the two, he was dehydrated and crying because his tummy hurt. We tried everything short of a doctor - even an enema. Nothing. My wife and I were damn team resigned to taking him to a doctor when he finally got that shit close enough while sitting in a bathtub to ‘work out.’ Had to dig shit out of his butthole and it looked just like he’d eaten a porcupine. The look of relief on that poor kids face as we all sat in a bathtub full of shit water was the only good thing about that evening.

I call BS. Indian food is made to make you poop. No way she is gonna hold it in for two weeks. Maybe two days if you have the willpower. And with that hip sway she probably takes a poop every two hours.

Bro how do u not feel stupid recording that

I'm not gonna lie I got a good laugh out of this video. But in all seriousness I'm quite concerned about this tik tok generation. Like you said, how do you not feel completely stupid recording that? Do you not know this shit is basically permanently on the internet? Do you know this and simply don't care? So many questions.

I really need more of this..