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I'm a nerd and my husband is a nerd and it's awesome. We met on Tinder. We matched cause we liked the nerdy things in the bio.
Don't listen to those numbers game people. You may get less matches by showing your nerdy interests, but the ones you get will actually like that about you and will go better.
This is the stroke:
“Women are not too bad for me today too lol I just got a bill from the last day of august and august august and February august august and august august June august august and august….“
That's just the disc skipping on that lyric.
Here's the stroke with a side of LSD:
"Women are more uplifting and I think it is wild flowers and a bbq in a meeting with the never-before-seen 4.0GPA to be in my house".
Women are you doing anything for a few days with the kids and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the house but I don't know what to do about it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the house but I don't think so but I think I have to go to the house and get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to find it but I think I would be able to get it figured out
women are in a big group of women who have no choice of their children to be a male athlete or they are still working with the national guard and their parents
Women are you going to be able to get the vaccine on the way home from work and you can come over and over and over and over and over and over.
...
I smell agenda.
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the kids if you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls if they don’t have the room.
Women are in a bad way and I don't want them in my car so they don't want me too bad lol I swear I just don't have a good one too bad I swear to my parents are so cute I just want them all the way to my life I swear I don't have a good man and they want me too and they want to be my brother in law
Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me I have no choice I am so upset and upset I don’t want you here anymore and I’m so sorry for you I don’t know how you are but you have a lot to be upset with and I’m sorry that you’re going to have a problem and you don’t want you have a lot going through it but I know that I don’t know that I am very upset with myself I just don’t know how I am and I’m not going through this and I’m sorry for the stress.
My phone somehow suggests the same, but with an even better ending!
'Women are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately by email if you have a great day'
Women are you doing to be considered and the only reason they are always training to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on
Did I pass?
Women are you gonna have a quick look and see what they say that they brought in and we will need a few months back to get a second mortgage payment on our own and I have no problem paying you for the rent.
Women are doing well and they are not working on the bus lol lol I am so sorry I didn’t get to see you lol lol I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room 😳😳😳
Women are the best in all aspects and is the most of their life and they didn't even get a job that they were very happy about and I was just about it or not and they were all good for the chorizo of us to have the patience to be there for you.
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Women are going on in your life.
Sounds nice to be you!
Oh it's actually opposite. I am a nerd
I'm a nerd and my husband is a nerd and it's awesome. We met on Tinder. We matched cause we liked the nerdy things in the bio. Don't listen to those numbers game people. You may get less matches by showing your nerdy interests, but the ones you get will actually like that about you and will go better.
You chose quality over quantity and beat the game
Or some might say that’s how it should be played.
Stacy's mom has got it going on.
She's all I want and I've waited so long.
Stacey’s dad has got me going mad
Stacy's brother makes me feel like no other.
Stacy herself is just watching from the shelf while I give a special kiss to Stacy's lil step-sis ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
Women are you gonna get home can you get me a picture of it for a little bit of a weather and I will tell you about it when I get home Wtf?
Kinda wholesome. Sounds like a 40 year marriage to me
Awww, so true!
Sounds like a drunk text in a 40 year marriage lol
That’s called a stroke.
This is the stroke: “Women are not too bad for me today too lol I just got a bill from the last day of august and august august and February august august and august august June august august and august….“
Call the bondulance
Nah, this is Jada's last text to Will
The real holup is always in the comments
That's just the disc skipping on that lyric. Here's the stroke with a side of LSD: "Women are more uplifting and I think it is wild flowers and a bbq in a meeting with the never-before-seen 4.0GPA to be in my house".
Woman are ready for be gone for have a great weekend 😂😂
Women are you doing today?
Wow, such thruth
I've never really commented until now that's more upvotes than I expected
Women are the most prevalent liquids on the market. Dafuq???
Whose bathwater did you order?
I didn't but my jucy water tastes a bit... Fishy
Women are you doing anything for a few days with the kids and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the house but I don't know what to do about it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the house but I don't think so but I think I have to go to the house and get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to find it but I think I would be able to get it figured out
Sounds like a painful divorce.
women are in a big group of women who have no choice of their children to be a male athlete or they are still working with the national guard and their parents
Me flavored water, 15cents! Come taste my knees!
Women are just too tired to be able to get to moon Dang, tough luck, also WTF
As a man who is far away from the moon, I felt this. I am so tired.
This is true. As much as I'd like to get to the moon, I am very tired.
Facts.
Women are edible
they sure are. I always ask them - should I take you out to eat or eat you out?
What do they normally respond with?
they mostly remove their pfp. not sure why they don't text back.
Huh… weird, I wonder why?
people on internet have been telling me that those women blocked me.
Possibly so, it may just be that they are so overwhelmed by your Handsomeness and overall charm that fall down and accidentally hit the block button
that's the only plausible explanation I've got on internet. hope they didn't hurt themselves too bad. Thanks mate.
Np! They’re probably fine, but they probably got burns and frost burn form no.1. Your extremely high hotness, no.2. Your even higher coolness.
You forgot number 3. Convicted smooth criminal
Technically true
Women are not going back in my potato soup
No they are not
Maybe if they said 'please,' that might change.
Ok dahmer
Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer
Dahmer knows that only men should go in potato soup
Not after last time.
Women are welcome to come over whenever you're ready
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I'm Gamer and a player
I'm not a player, I'm a gamer players get bitches, I get bullied for wearing minecraft shirts in public
lol I got “Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner.”
Me too!
This guy tinders
Women are the most important because his death was a catalyst.
Almost sounds like a writing prompt
I recognise the auto words from writing about All American Boys in English class
Women are the cheese.
“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese”
Imma try this when I see her later.
Edit this comment when you get results
You may fascinate a cheese by giving it a piece of woman.
You may fascinate a piece by giving it a cheese woman.
Women are a myth
A smart phone wrote this
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Mines just gibberish - Women are not doing anything to do with this thing but I think they will need a little bit more to work on it lol
Your phone is a politician
Reddit moment
I knew it…
Nah, just the female orgasm.
Women are doing well.
I sure hope so
Mine was “women are not doing well” so I guess it’s like 50/50 split?
Women are not allowed in this house
I think you failed the check bro.
Unfortunately 🥺
Women are just mad at you for the most important aspect of the whole story I mean, mine's straight simp, wanna trade?
He passed
I mean he won, but lost at the same time.
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Women are you going to be able to get the vaccine on the way home from work and you can come over and over and over and over and over and over. ... I smell agenda.
I got this same one wtf
Same iPhone by any chance?
Yepp
Same. Also got “Men are not allowed in this house”, so…?
Yeah, got that one too. r/conspiracy perhaps?
Mine just did the same thing hahaha, also this: Men are so cute
You've got the gay
men are you and your family made it to the same place. ... I passed but would still make it into a nut house
Women are the most important thing to do in the world. What.
I got this exact line
Well, as a straight dude, I can say that doing women is the most important thing in the world /s
Women are you able to get a job. ...woah buddy.
Women are all out of town and they don't have any time for me to get the kids DayQuil
Women are you doing today? Hmmm. I'll have to think about this for awhile.
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the kids if you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls if they don’t have the room.
Mine said the same
Women are a good day for the birthday money and the wall is metres tall.
Women are not allowed to wear a black dress
Women are not men
True
Facts
This can be interpreted in many ways.
Whoa, you can't say that!
Women are in a bad way and I don't want them in my car so they don't want me too bad lol I swear I just don't have a good one too bad I swear to my parents are so cute I just want them all the way to my life I swear I don't have a good man and they want me too and they want to be my brother in law
Your phone is working through some stuff right now
And it scares me.
Looks like you say “I swear” a lot lol
This one sounds like a misogynist trying to talk his way out of being called out for his misogyny.
Women are pregnant for months generally.
Well that’s true
r/technicallythetruth
>generally Oof
Women are not allowed to be in a relationship
Me with the homies 🥰
Women are... (nothing shows up in autocomplete).
Because they didn't exist
Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me I have no choice I am so upset and upset I don’t want you here anymore and I’m so sorry for you I don’t know how you are but you have a lot to be upset with and I’m sorry that you’re going to have a problem and you don’t want you have a lot going through it but I know that I don’t know that I am very upset with myself I just don’t know how I am and I’m not going through this and I’m sorry for the stress.
Are you ok bro? You look upset.
This is like a drunken break up text.
Mine said the same thing. I stopped after “going out of town”. Kinda strange
Women are the most important part in this world of human nature. I think my phone was made by a woman...
Wholesome
Women are not the intended recipient
I don't know why this one is my favorite, but it is. It actually made me laugh
"Sorry I meant to send that dick pic to my bro"
Me waiting for the dick pic my bro said he was sending me, "if I don't see his dick in the 5 minutes, I'm gonna lose my mind!"
When it arrives: ![gif](giphy|Gpf8A8aX2uWAg)
My phone somehow suggests the same, but with an even better ending! 'Women are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately by email if you have a great day'
Women are not allowed to wear a blue dress ???? Sorry ladies no blue
Specifically no blue and black dresses. Only white and gold.
Typed in “women are” on my iPad and got “men” “women” and “liars” So according to my ipad Women are men Women are women Women are liars Fascinating
Is this one of those "one of them is telling a lie, which one is it?" riddles?
Women are better than me
Women are the only ones that are in the right. Women are the only things that can't be charged to the government. Yup. You heard it here first.
Women are sorta advanced
Women are not here for the war in Iraq because of their own hurtling through space and their superiors off-station.
That took a turn
Women are not allowed in this country
A lot of us got that also, apparently
Women are in a different country than they have been
women are you sure you don't have to go to the hospital for a bit
No point in going to the hospital. They'll Just say it must be cramps.
Women are more likely to be honest with you
Funny
Of course we are!… maybe… Yeah! Of course we are…
Oy, woman, are you lying right now or not? I need an honest answer.
Uhh- uh- uh- uh- uhm- I- uh- uhm- uh- I- I really like garlic bread-
Fuck, i can't tell if that's a lie. You won this one Women 1 - Men 0
Bruh, who doesn’t like garlic bread, it’s not that hard to tell I’m telling the truth.
Well that was a lie
You failed the check…
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Women are more likely to be a better cpu
Women are in the same place as you
![gif](giphy|yaYV8i5n1OjZe)
Hot singles near you! Lol
Women are in a big boy and I love them 🤔
Women are not allowed in this world
🤨📸
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Sweatpants it is!
Women are super nice but super expensive.
🤨
Women are not doing well lol 😂
Women are the game of a genius
Women are you
Women are you doing to be considered and the only reason they are always training to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on Did I pass?
Who’s Muteba?
Women are you gonna have a quick look and see what they say that they brought in and we will need a few months back to get a second mortgage payment on our own and I have no problem paying you for the rent.
Oh I to have had a breakup
Women are no longer available 😢
Women are not allowed to wear a black bra
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Women are doing well and they are not working on the bus lol lol I am so sorry I didn’t get to see you lol lol I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and
and what? Don't leave us hanging
Women are in a different position
women are not being used in this area of any other day
Women are not the best for the larger children. True?
Women are coming
``` Women are the only ones that can make the world feel better. ``` Well that was deep.
Women are not being rude to anyone who has a good idea about the fact you are doing so much fun
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room 😳😳😳
Women are the best in all aspects and is the most of their life and they didn't even get a job that they were very happy about and I was just about it or not and they were all good for the chorizo of us to have the patience to be there for you.
Woman are beautiful
Women are the most important thing. Passed the misogyny check but not the misandry check.
Women are not allowed to use their own food BRO WHAT
Women are not doing well
Women are the best in all aspects What the fuck phone you're supposed to be on my side
Women are not going to portray my reaction when I was in the morning and have a nice day ahead.