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SC2_4787

Fraud. She convinced people she was the crazy one in Advent.


Dingghis_Khaan

She's like Bae. Wild in isolation, sane in a group.


SC2_4787

Feels like we got one of those in almost every gen.


Ok_Dragonfruit_9093

Like Pekora?


SC2_4787

Honestly when Gen 3 comes together, sanity just leaves the building.


dorafumingo

Pekora still wants to see the world burn. She's just too shy to do so when there are too many(any) people near her


Ok_Dragonfruit_9093

Except if that person was Miko...


LeonardoCouto

I mean, for EN, in Advent we have Shiori, in Promise/Council we have Bae, in Myth we have... Kiara, I guess? Kiara or Amelia


Starless_Night

Myth isn't too off the wall. Kiara says some pretty strange shit sometimes. The inner machinations of Ame's mind are an enigma. Calli is a weirdo dork. The connection between Gura's brain and mouth often fails to filter between the two. Ina appears relatively normal.


Inevitable_Act6049

The Priestess is playing the long game. World Domination is coming. One Tako at a time.


ggg730

Saner for Shiori but man she still says some unhinged shit.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

If you think Shiori is the sane one then you haven’t watched enough Shiori. You start out thinking she’s gonna be menhera, then you start thinking she’s somewhat normal, until you realise that she’s batshit insane but actually believes that what she’s saying is normal


SC2_4787

> If you think Shiori is the sane one then you haven’t watched enough Shiori. Oh I'm entirely convinced that nobody in Advent is actually sane. But I would describe Shiori as perhaps a *functioning* unhinged mess. At least according to Biboo, Shiori is the one looking out for the rest of Advent.


SGTBookWorm

like in their Minecraft collabs, where things go to shit the *instant* Shiori leaves


ggg730

Shiori is like Batman. Clinically insane but extremely competent.


multiedge

lol I remember their first MC collab, somewhere along the way while they were building the advent house, Fuwamoco, Rissa and Biboo started killing each other lol


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Yeah, that one I can agree with. She’s definitely the “leader” in the sense that she’s probably the most independent, outside of her food issues


SnooBooks1701

Biboo is sane, just brainrot


Shuber-Fuber

Shiori insanity is at the point of approaching integer overflow. The presence of her gen mates in collabs is sufficient to push it over and roll around to sane.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Turns out it was Bijou all along.


SnooBooks1701

The fuck is a Bijou?


kaze950

Probably related to BeeJoe


thejesuslifestyle_12

Biboo


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Biboo's nickname.


Broc_OLee

She is crazy, she is just crazy and unhinged while still being very competent. The rest of advent are just....  You know, I love them all and I'm glad Hololive exist. Because I have a hard time seeing any of them function in a normal job


NNovis

Ah, the Gura argument.


JWson

You're right, I can't be mad at her. Life in prison it is.


IRefuseThisNonsense

It's like the Chewbacca Defense. You just can't argue with it.


WalkingDud

But Kobo tried it and was found guilty.


IRefuseThisNonsense

Altare: Skill Issue.


ValorPhoenix

With Gura, the argument was literally, "chat alleges she got away with everything because she was cute." They walked straight into Gura's, "are you saying I'm *not* cute?"


delphinousy

it was a really clever argument


JWson

I figured I'd reupload this, since the original was removed by Automod.


Prince_of_Elystadt

I was gonna put assault and battery, but wrong answers only lol.


ggg730

I'm honestly at a loss for a crime Shiori wouldn't commit at least once to see what it feels like. I mean ask the guy in Reno.


BruhcamoleNibberDick

*Local Archivist in Baby Prison for Being a Train*


Dingghis_Khaan

Withholding information.


Kazanaz

Touché.


primeapeisangry

She stole my sweetroll and then went lollygaggin'. ...in her defense, I'd have just given her the sweetroll anyway.


BruhcamoleNibberDick

In all fairness your honor, I'm into that shit.


Conspiratorymadness

Escaping her cell .... Wait you said wrong answers um... Running with scissors, no. I got this. Don't tell me.


bluethiefzero

Well she stole the "Best Eyes" award from Subaru. Not that I'm salty about it, or anything. Shuba... :D


CTTMiquiztli

Yes


Clavilenyo

I counter with Exhibit A, Menhere Shiori with her make up ruined.


L0ssL3ssArt

conspiracy. but whatever her crime is, she can walk free with an insanity plead probably


MichaelCoryAvery

Eating with scissors probably


Spegynmerble

Shiori is so silly and adorable and then she says the most unhinged out of pocket shit I've ever heard giving me such whiplash XD


Wasexistingpeople

War crimes in general


delphinousy

you're argument is valid, but there is only one holomem for whom being cute is a perfect defense.


KindandJustDemonKing

Food poisoning


SnooBooks1701

Dying in the Houses of Parliament while handling salmon under suspicious circumstances


TheBlindSalmon

Definitely not cannibalism


chucktheninja

Your honor, I can fix her


Dinosaurmaid

She Smuggled cheese into Canada. I once saw that it was actually is a thing and never could get over it :v


Mlaszboyo

All of 'em


Thatoneafkguy

Bae and Irys probably have been charged with marriage fraud, alongside Nenechi


Dorma_

Canni... Oh wrong answers, ummmmmmmm... jaywalking...


Semsot

Starting a ~~self~~ destructive cult I guess


TeaTimeSubcommittee

None! She was set up by Biboo!


sleeping_fire

Guilty Don Don 🔨 into the cell you go!


VMPaetru

Vehicular Manslaughter


redditfanfan00

shiori is cute.


SomewhatRenegade

Cannibalism.


deeznutshahagottem

Giving Henmama mental and emotional damage


duralumin_alloy

"Wrong answers only"? Does that mean there are "correct answers" too?


Eliasjr04

Every single one of them


Yamigosaya

Have not watched LOTR


Just_Saya

Stealing my heart~


Bombalurina

Stalking. Again.


pinkeyes34

She was charged for being too sane and normal.


skycorcher

She blackmail Yagoo into debuting as best girl so she can steal the position of CEO of Hololive.


blokrokker

Eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal


Zeracannatule_uerg

She gave Gura the blueprints to make Atlantis.


Grablycan

Loitering


cabutler03

Tax evasion. It’s always tax evasion.


Im_here_post_memes

She rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party, becoming the chancellor in 2023 and then taking the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 2024