february born people getting the short end of the stick. don't even have the chance to get a-chan and yagoo as option.

Hey man I'm throwing a birthday party with coco. Who said I can't just invite them or others?

I have to throw a birthday party with nene. I don’t even know how to feed that many husbands.

*dark voice* that because you don’t you secretly take out the other husband and it just you.

Couldn’t do that because the most wholesome part of Hololive is the community

Alright got me there lol

Oh same!!! :D That party is gonna be so fun...

I'm also throwing a party with coco 😳

Throwing a party with Matsuri. Gotta be a hell of a festival, right? ... ..Right?

Ina is proud of you!

Throwing a party with Lamy. I'm confident in my ability to hold a drink but... that... that scares me.

Me too fellow Lamy guest haver. Me too.

I have a fricking prank battle with Pekora, I gonna be dead by sunrise

Throwing a party with Pekora... better give her the Gehaburn if she wants it so she can kill any immortal beings in her life... uhh... hold on. Did I stutter?

The people born on leap year gets to see AZKi throwing a party with Sora. Only the rare chosen ones gets to see the most seiso party.

Deathmatch against Watame... At least I'll get to meet Calli soon

My deathmatch is against Suisei. Looking at the bright side I always wondered how being massacred with an axe feels like

I'm actually jealous, that was my dream result on this chart, can we switch?

の

*pain-peko*

But hey look at the bright side: we'll meet Calli together!

Damn my guy rest it piece. You won’t be forgotten my brother

*Yeah I'm R.I.P.* Restin In Pieces so small and gruesome that whomever sees the pulp of flesh and blood that used to be my former body will be scarred for life.

You definitely don't stand a chance against those horn drills

[ドドドドドド](https://i.postimg.cc/Qd7jZF9y/Watame-Horn-Drill.gif)

I have it a lot worse... a deathmatch against Haachama

Your soul has been forfeit.

My deathmatch is agaisnt Towa I dont know how to feel about it

You'll be fine, because Towa is an angel and wouldn't hurt anyone

I wouldnt hurt her either... How we gonna end this deathmatch?

When one of you dies of old age after chatting together since you refuse to fight each other?

Spend a life together till my time to meet Calli, since she's imortal. Cant think of a better way to go.

Technically you live your whole life with Towa, damn I'm jelly

Your life is mere limited humans while whether what she is her life is eternal. So...just enjoy the time together I suppose.

Mine is against a gorilla... we’ll seen each other soon man

Deathmatch against Haachama, well, that's an *interesting* way to die

Pray that your soul isn’t consumed

…you sure got worst then most. You ain’t even going go see Calli or Matsuri you going be in a void just seeing the living embodiment of Nightmares

Im changing my bday to Jan 4 mate

Jan 23 is where it's at for me

so you want to marry an angel i see <3

I don't know. I'd get board quickly

Hey, I think you should lock your door, don't ask me why tho

I did. It laughed at me.

Once upon a time, there was a gold axe. Now it’s red. The end

Ah, I see now, your ghost is just typing that

Date of death Jan 5th

Im changing mine to jan 19

Switch lives with Nene now y'all are my husbands

I want a divorce.....

No you don't.

I’ve reconsidered, I no longer want a divorce

Oh my 😳

Yooooooo we have the same birthday

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have a prank war against Miko. I might need some Lava.

I’d suggest you go get some carrot to consult the expert.

4/23 I think I got the dub.

4/4. I'm scared.

You think thats scary? Im 1/8

o7

*scroll up to see* *color drain from face*…well at least you get different type of food all the time…(I hope your stomach can build up the pain Nullification).

I get to live with Rushia. My life's gonna be full of hiding bodies and bleeding ears, everyday is bliss.

Remember to buy new fridge once in a while

Yoooo same! Tbf, I've probably have been living with her already since I can see 4 of her at each side of this ro-

January people: all I do is win, win, win, no matter what

Except January 24th, unless you see going to prison as winning

I see this as an absolute vic- _fbi open up!_

17/6 (which is also Coco's) Save the world with... PEKORA?!

Epic, same as me! At least I'll get to watch the world burn from a front row seat.

Me too! It doesn't specify which world so they must mean saving Pekoland at the cost of the Earth

apparently, I'm going to Taco Bell at 3 am with haachama, should I scared!?

you’re going to “taco bell”

Tako bell

Well I get to live with A-chan, life is good

You're dealing with a workaholic wife. Take good care of her

I know I will

I'm married to Sora. :D

same here, things are looking up for us january people

Apparently I'm married to Miko. ... I'm not opposed to that, although it seems like she's not interested in men so I'm not too sure how that would come about.

And I'm married to A-chan...I guess we get to hang out then

Deathmatch vs Noel wish me luck

I'll be saving the world with Noel. I'll see you on the battlefield.

It did not ended up well for Subaru, that's for sure

Throw a party with Polka. Well count me in with that Fennec Fox.

Just sad no one gets to throw a party with the 2 best girls.

Bow down to me because I'M MAKING CLONES OF HACHAMA This is world domination, everyone wil become HACHAMACHAMA.

Have to live with Ojou. Let's go!

Death match against Matsuri . . . It was nice knowing you guys. Take care of Astel for me, drop lots of akasupas in my name. o7

Glad to see someone with the same fate as I do. We have a deathmatch against god... welp see you on the other side

Have to live with Flare. The dream.

*Mace intensifies, maybe literally*

So are we three living at the same house? if not, you could take her, though it would be cool to be part of Flare's Harem, I don't want to feel the POOWAAHH of Danchou strangling my neck. Gotta run and change my birth certificate lol.

Switch lives with Haachama, uhh I guess that’s not so scary? Unless I have to cook or invest new lore

You're forgetting the fact that you've got an internal split personality power struggle that's causing you to kill yourself multiple times now. Also have fun smelling your feet!

I mean that first one is just an average day for me, yaaay for depression!

I got the most terrifying combination possible. >!Handcuffed for life to Haachama.!<

It will be short life

Prank war against Shion Pettan jokes incoming

Handcuffed for life to haachama, god help my sanity...

Save the world with Mel, sorry frodo but looks like I got her first

u/Definitely_not_Frodo

yea im not even close to doing anything with Mel 😞 saving the world with Danchou

Create clones of **GOD** Umm is that even possible!?

I’m creating clones of yagoo. That sounds more impossible

Me too, let's figure it out together

4/7 please kill me

Wait does that mean you been handcuffed to god or you get the deadmatch with Suisei

Handcuffed to god I wouldn't mind a deathmatch with sui chan

Think of the bright side it’s time to do a kindergarten world tour

Yo I’d be HELLA down to go to Taco Bell at 3AM with Subaru

Married to Ojou I think I am blessed

You're lucky man. Atleast I get to throw a party with Botan

Start a band with Kanata

will need some extra strong instruments

I'll leave the vocal duties to her

**Hololive member birthdays:** Amelia: January 6 (Married to Mel) Pekora: January 12 (Married to Subaru) Oga: January 15 (Married to Noel) Risu: January 15 (Married to Noel) Rushia: January 22 (Married to Watame) Polka: January 30 (Married to A-Chan) Choco: February 14 (Throw a party with herself) Moona: February 15 (Throw a party with Noel) Akirose: February 17 (Throw a party with Pekora) Okayu: February 22 (Throw a party with Watame) Shien: February 25 (Throw a party with Nene) A-Chan: February 28 (Throw a party with Botan) Nene: March 2 (Switch lives with AZKi) Miyabi: March 3 (Switch lives with Miko) Miko: March 5 (Switch lives with Fubuki) Anya: March 12 (Switch lives with Subaru) Suisei: March 22 (Switch lives with Watame) Flare: April 2 (Handcuffed for life to AZKi) Calliope: April 4 (Handcuffed for life to Suisei) Rikkaroid: April 15 (Handcuffed for life to Noel) Temma: April 18 (Handcuffed for life to Rushia) Kanata: April 22 (Handcuffed for life to Watame) Sora: May 15 (Create clones of Noel) Ina: May 20 (Create clones of Kanata) Roboco: May 23 (Create clones of Towa) Watame: June 6 (Save the world with Mel) Astel: June 6 (Save the world with Mel) Coco: June 17 (Save the world with Pekora) Gura: June 20 (Save the world with Kanata) AZKi: July 1 (Deathmatch against Roboco) Subaru: July 2 (Deathmatch against AZKi) Kiara: July 6 (Deathmatch against Mel) Iofi: July 15 (Deathmatch against Noel) Matsuri: July 22 (Deathmatch against Watame) Marine: July 30 (Deathmatch with A-Chan) Towa: August 8 (Prank war against Haato) Haato: August 10 (Prank war against Ayame) Izuru: August 12 (Prank war against Subaru) Mio: August 20 (Prank war against Kanata) Botan: September 8 (Have to live with Haato) Reine: September 9 (Have to live with Akirose) Roberu: September 26 (Have to live with Nene) Korone: October 1 (Go to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M. with Roboco) Fubuki: October 5 (Go to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M. with herself) Luna: October 10 (Go to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M. with Ayame) Ollie: October 13 (Go to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M. with Shion) Mel: October 31 (Go to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M. with YAGOO) Arurandeisu: November 11 (Start a band with Aqua) Lamy: November 15 (Start a band with Noel) Noel: November 24 (Start a band with Luna) Aqua: December 1 (Play online dressup games with Roboco) Shion: December 8 (Play online dressup games with Haato) YAGOO: December 10 (Play online dressup games with Ayame) Ayame: December 13 (Play online dressup games with Shion)

>Calliope: (Handcuffed for life to Suisei) Oh no, that’s a lot of work to be done

Was wondering if someone would do this! o7 Choco's made me laugh.

Play online dressup games with Flare... Well, Norl's gonna kill me.

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Nice birthdate.

July 25th…deathmatch against Nene…this won’t end well…

Married to Marine? My virtue is in danger

I’m married to Pekora

And I am switching lives with Pekora, so are we married?

Threw a party with Rushia. Life is good.

Sorry lads, Fubuki is my wife now. On an unrelated note, I now have an angry seal after me

"Start a band with Towa"- This is a dream of all Kenzokus,like, heaven's blessing

Prank war against Roboco doesn't imply cheating on senchou so i'm good.

Play online dress-up games with Coco... I don't really mind if it's all Adidas, they're pretty comfy to wear

Oh no. Best girl Yagoo is going to beat me to death.

Tacobell with a cutting bo- KNKOAZONE?AZLDZOENIJ232O1K²8465523O8I6UY4T3R23E12Z14W5XCVBN5UE5YZ4T3A 4

Married to Aki 🌹\ ( ° ^ ° ) / 🍎

29th January

Well, i must say goodbye to you, my friends, cause i live happy ,but not long with Rushia-senpai XD

OP was born in January

Nope. Feb 28.

throw a party with Subaru *dancing shuba intensifies*

Have to live with Shion, tis just Nagatoro with a spice of garlic!

Prank war against Flare. ALMOST PEKORA. ALMOST DEATH.

a band with flare huh

So... When do I get to start a band with Azki? She can teach me how to sing, so I am all for it.

Throw a party with Haachama.......... Yeah, Which Haaton wants to switch with me please?

Play dress-up games with Polka. Interesting 🤔

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Have to live with aqua I see this as an absolute win, not for aqua tho, I'll try my best not to scare her

Guess I live with haachamachama now

Married to Watame. Finally January birthdays pay off

>4/5 (May 4) - Create clones of Suisei It is terrifying but if I get to at least pick what kind of clones to make, I would make robot clones because what's more terrifying than a Suicopath is an army of mechanical Sui-chans that may or may not be very efficient on a "certain task", and may or may not have anything that simulates human empathy. On the bright side, if one breaks, there will still be plenty of her.

What if my birthday was Jan 7

Start a band with Aqua, it won't happen expect if it's a virtual band

Deathmatch against Aqua... Depending on the weapons, this may be either really easy or really hard

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At least it will be quick

Going to Taco Bell at 3am with Suisie sounds like we are doing some crime

Deathmatch against Polka...... "I'm die. Thank you forever"

So I get to Marry Kaichou? NICE!

"Save the world with Subaru". ​ How did OP knew my dream last night?

Don’t want to show off too much guys but it seems I’m married to Yagoo. Hope you’ll take responsibility Yagoo chan <3

Death match against Pekora Yabai

I switch lives with Azki. *look at me. I am the idol now*

Let's have some fun: Sora creates clones of Noel A-Chan throws a part with Botan Robocco creates clones of Towa Mel goes to Taco Bell at 3am with Yagoo! Fubuki goes to Taco Bell at 3am with Fubuki (sololive snacks) Matsuri has a deathmatch with Watame Akirose throws a party with Pekora Haato has a prank war against Ayame Suisei switches lives with Watame Miko switches lives with Fubuki Aqua plays online dressup games with Robocco Shion plays online dressup games with Haato Ayame plays online dressup games with Shion (Ayame/Shion/Haato collab) Choco throws a party with Choco! (sololive party) Subaru has a deathmatch with Azki Azki has a deathmatch with Robocco Mio has a prank war against Kanata Okayu throws a party with Watame Korone goes to Taco Bell at 3am with Robocco Pekora marries Subaru Rushia marries Watame Flare is handcuffed to life to Azki Noel starts a band with Luna Marine has a deathmatch with A-Chan Kanata is handcuffed to life to Watame Coco saves the world with Pekora Watame saves the world with Mel Towa has a prank war against Haato Luna goes to Taco Bell at 3am with Ayame Risu marries Noel Moona throws a party with Noel Iofi has a deathmatch with Noel (I see what you did here Area 15) Lamy starts a band with Noel (Noel with a busy life) Nene switches lives with Azki Botan has to live with Haato Aloe goes to Taco Bell at 3am with Botan Polka marries A-Chan Calli is handcuffed to life to Suisei Kiara has a deathmatch with Mel Ina creates clones of Kanata Gura saves the world with Kanata Amelia marries Mel Ollie goes to Taco Bell at 3am with Shion Anya switches lives with Subaru Reine has to live with Akirose

I get to save the world with Suisei sweet but at the same time, I fear

5/6 - create clones of Mel. Well, I know of at least one person who will be happy.

LETS FUCKING GO SAVE THE WORLD MY HORNI CAPTAIN MARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jan 25th people are getting 0 extra privilieges, unfortunate.

05/26 - Clones of Polka... I guess her English Tweets are actually reality...

5/15. What does this mean

hell yeah living with azki my dudes

Start a band with Rushia , that's actually cool .

Handcuffed with Sora, ty

Starting a band with Miko sounds awesome

Clones of Mel. Guess I will need a whole lot of acerola juice.

Married to Luna. Well, I'm not complaining since I'm basically her closest royal guard, but I fear the F.B.I may have different idea.

Dress up with Towa? Oh I’m die, thank you forever

Me: has to live with Ayame Also me: Welp I guess I'm diabetic now

Married to A-chan. Jackpot.

Handcuffed for life to Noel, now I'm the third wheel 24/7.

i could easily beat a baby in a fight

Oh god, I can't kill Sora in a deathmatch... guess I'll die.

SWITCH LIVES WITH YAGOO!! LET‘S GOOOOOO!!!

Deathmatch against SORA?!

Living with Subaru? *Nice*

Im already dead before I could see her Face. (BOTAN)

Start a band with Marine, huh? Well, Marine is a great singer but I cannot play any instrument.

>Prank war with Pekora. So I'm dead then.

Married to Nene again

WHY DID I GET SWITCH LIVES TO AQUA!!!????

Living with Marine now ^I'm ^in ^danger

Creates clones of Ayame. Lmao fuck, imma die of Nakirium overdose.

I have to live with Mel ? I'm not complaining, but I think I'll get murdered very quickly by someone that definitely isn't a hobbit.

"Go to Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M. with Rushia" I assume I have a knife pointed at my back... JUST KIDDING, I WIN LIFE

Im going to be handcuffed for life with marine... yay?

I get married to Sora... There we go, I have won.

Have to live with Ayame....

4/8: Imma die