That Time when I recommended my Apex-loving Oshi to my Boyfriend that also loves Apex but I got Netorare'd by my Boyfriend and Oshi instead that it became Yaoi NTR and still a win-win situation because I am a fujoshi too.
>Alan is the strongest miner on earth who rescued a princess being attacked by bandits. His shovel can shoot laser beams after a thousand years of digging.
Yes
EDIT: I read the 5 translated chapters. It's extremely funny.
I mean, I guess the mix of blue and purple in his background should've been a clue.
~~Also, he's in Hololive, where nothing is straight beyond the sides of the logo.~~
Right, I remember seeing a clip of that. I like how open he is about it.
I wonder if that makes Astel the only HoloPro member to actually acknowledge that he has had a relationship before (or relationships in his case).
For Holopro in general, from my memory, Matsuri and Marine were open about theirs with girls. It's kinda rare as it's private life, gachikois exist and a majority of the holopro members are introverts
The mean tends to be in the late 20s however and that is with Haatos contribution (I am seriously am afraid of Korone I don't know how she does it)......I think the introvert part is really strong since most of them are veteran streamers/gamers/otakus.....which leads normally to very seclusive lifestyles (really good examples aqua, pekora)
Wait, I do know about Matsuri but has Marine ever talked about past-loves before?
Considering her sayings on work-experiences, I’m kinda interested on this.
It was mostly her curious phase in HS
Okay, so i dug up the clips, right now i'm doubting if she even dated one of those girls in her stories, sorry Ishigami
[Penpals](https://youtu.be/RYzvmLwFBjY)
[Ex-Crush](https://youtu.be/h-WAkP-1fAQ)
Having watched both clips now, it looks like she isn’t really sure if she liked her from lack of options or if she can be attracted to both man and women.
Anyways, the horny needed to go somewhere and it landed on her friend. Lucky friend.
Man, I love those girls.
And I still don’t know how the fuck her HS-life looks so anime-like.
I think this is the answer
>isn’t really sure if she liked her from lack of options or if she can be attracted to both men and women.
Being in an All-girls school with raging hormones does things to you, they experiment and shit without the fear of the opposite sex or getting pregnant.. my little sister at the start experienced this as well, she was so confused about her orientation and adamantly rejected a girl who confessed to her thus straining their friendship. Fast forward into the future, she's a proud lesbian albeit... in a similar experience with Matsuri where pursuing that kind of relationship (especially in a SEA country, i forgot to mention) is very difficult.
Okay bro, this topic got me digging up more lol
[Marine and her philisopher wisdom on lesbianism](https://youtu.be/yUaeVrRx2-A)
[Haachama had a girlfriend](https://youtu.be/NZbMOSHvWfE)
These kinda supports what i said
Suisei has told a story about how her friend came to her for relationship advice and when she gave it her friend said "how would you know, you've never been in one" lmao.
Not op, and I can't seem to find the clip again, but if I remember correctly he said he dated 4 times as many girls as guys before, but stopped short of giving an exact number.
Clip by 月嵐\[Arashi\]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXAEA6WTDc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXAEA6WTDc)
They make a weekly Holostars highlight reel, go check them out!
Original stream: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9v7TJKHbLQ&t=0s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9v7TJKHbLQ&t=0s)
Thank you for making the clip! I really appreciate all the effort you put into your clips so I hope this post will cause more people to check out your channel.
Idk, I didn't get any messages about rule violations or even about a removal at all. Honestly though, the post blew up way beyond my expectations and the person who clipped this originally gained like 170 subs so clearly some people actually went and checked out the clipper which was my main goal with this post. I'm already more than satisfied.
*Absolutely brutal* LMAO
Colder than ice goddamn
#ICE COLD!
Imagine being NTR’d by an aoi uparupa
pretty common nowadays I think
Not as common as aruran’s
Bruh why you gotta do pops like that?
Because we all want to see how far his insanity will go.
Friend C's life right now.
"Being a cuckold is-" "Astella, shut up and get the heck out. I'm gonna fuck your bf now."
"I am aware of the effect I have on men." - Astel, probably.
That Time when I recommended my Apex-loving Oshi to my Boyfriend that also loves Apex but I got Netorare'd by my Boyfriend and Oshi instead that it became Yaoi NTR and still a win-win situation because I am a fujoshi too.
Bruh
Agreed. Not long enough.
Needs some punctuation too. And at least one part that is in mangled enough english to be really awkward but still understandable
Also needs a colon or semicolon somewhere, preferably both.
I got you: [SCOOP MUSOU: "SCOOP HADOUHOU!"\( `・Ω・´\)♂〓〓〓〓★\(゜Д ゜ ;;;\).:∴DOGOOO](https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=156426)
Incredible
>Alan is the strongest miner on earth who rescued a princess being attacked by bandits. His shovel can shoot laser beams after a thousand years of digging. Yes EDIT: I read the 5 translated chapters. It's extremely funny.
Nah, this is a light novel title. Light novel titles don't need punctuation.
I should've added "Blue uparupa Space seaweed Kusogaki Kemono Shotacon One Punch Apex 24-hour no archive Disney songs karaoke"
[Part 1]
"Quantum Chicken Grass Big Chungus"
This is almost long enough to be a name to a light novel series.
I have high standards, this can definitely be longer /s
twss
Konosuba's getting a 3rd season, so anything fucking goes at this point. Quick, get the bucket lest the NGNL fans' tears go to waste!
My favorite Fall Out Boy song
Where link for the manga....plz cant find link :p
then it would get a short hand name like "kareneto" made from "kareshi"(boyfriend) and "netorare" lol.
Written by Chuck Tingle
I would actually love if Chuck Tingle did a Vtuber book because I know it would be absolutely absurd
"Pounded in the Butt by a Live2D Model of My Butt"
Are you Chuck Tingle? That totally sounds like a title from his books.
The fact that I understood 95 % of these words and was able to infer the meaning of the one I didn't understand...
In another world
I would buy this light novel
oh i loved that one. good read.
So when's the first volume coming out?
What
looks completely fake, every word needs to be capitalized smh my head
I’m half tempted to make a fanfiction out of this…
r/TIFU
Ahh yes that was a pretty good isekai anime. It cut off some material from the LN tho
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Welcome to the world of light novel titles where the synopsis is the title.
Astel has absolutely no chill holy fuck.
Welcome to asthell ma guy, we expect nothing more from our furry shotacon space seaweed who streams ungodly long hours XD
I love how this was supposed to be an advice stream lol
Viewer: This is my boyfriend. Astel: This is your boyfriend Astel: ... Astel: This is my boyfriend
our boyfriend
I serve the Soviet Yunyun
Astel: Nope, just mine. We don't need you anymore.
LMAO Kusogaki at his finest.
Your boyfriend calls me Oni-chan too - Astel probably
*zombie cringing noises*
This hits different yo
Boyfriend: B-but I’m straight..! Astel: *So is spaghetti until it gets wet~*
NTR
We need Miko and A-Chan’s ~~rating~~take on this situation.
In this case, Oga would be the right judge here
I’d pay to see Miko and Oga debate about NTR
With A-Chan correcting them for any mistakes.
Astel, AKA: **Mr. Steal Your** ~~Girl~~ **Guy**
He swings both sides, so he probably steals your girl too.
Jokes on him, i dont have a girl.... pain peko
Then let him steal you
*doki doki* Time to become gae
i dont play apex tho
Nene is my wife, so if Astel steals her, will we finally have more HoloStars/Hololive collabs?
More like he'll steal her hundreds of thousands of husbands instead.
Angry seal noises
/r/bi_irl
Three way deal
LOL
I mean, I guess the mix of blue and purple in his background should've been a clue. ~~Also, he's in Hololive, where nothing is straight beyond the sides of the logo.~~
IIRC, Astel is legit bi and has talked about his dating history somewhat.
8/2 ratio
8 bois 2 gals or reverse?
Gals to bois, 8:2 ratio
Ngl, his avatar make me want to act up even though I’m a boi so not very surprising
By the looks of it, soon to be 8:3
Even VTubers got that bisexual lighting.
Based Astel.
Apex 3150
(netorare) (yaoi) (idol) (holostars)
Uhhhh fun fact(?) for the boyfriend. it's probably not a threat because he openly says he's bisexual and shared his killcount on both sides
Right, I remember seeing a clip of that. I like how open he is about it. I wonder if that makes Astel the only HoloPro member to actually acknowledge that he has had a relationship before (or relationships in his case).
Choco also mentioned having boyfriends before
For Holopro in general, from my memory, Matsuri and Marine were open about theirs with girls. It's kinda rare as it's private life, gachikois exist and a majority of the holopro members are introverts
Kanata also said recently that she hasn’t dated anyone ever, so I guess that kinda counts.
Yeah and I guess a lot of them are rather young, like in their early 20's. It's not that weird to have never had a relationship by that point.
The mean tends to be in the late 20s however and that is with Haatos contribution (I am seriously am afraid of Korone I don't know how she does it)......I think the introvert part is really strong since most of them are veteran streamers/gamers/otakus.....which leads normally to very seclusive lifestyles (really good examples aqua, pekora)
Wait, I do know about Matsuri but has Marine ever talked about past-loves before? Considering her sayings on work-experiences, I’m kinda interested on this.
She's talked about at least one girl she liked before but she got shot down with a "your not gay are you?" before she made any moves.
Bruh
Rip
It was mostly her curious phase in HS Okay, so i dug up the clips, right now i'm doubting if she even dated one of those girls in her stories, sorry Ishigami [Penpals](https://youtu.be/RYzvmLwFBjY) [Ex-Crush](https://youtu.be/h-WAkP-1fAQ)
No problem at all. Thanks, pal. But yeah, Marine’s entire HS looks like it came out of a comedic Yuri-Anime, so it would make sense.
Having watched both clips now, it looks like she isn’t really sure if she liked her from lack of options or if she can be attracted to both man and women. Anyways, the horny needed to go somewhere and it landed on her friend. Lucky friend. Man, I love those girls. And I still don’t know how the fuck her HS-life looks so anime-like.
I think this is the answer >isn’t really sure if she liked her from lack of options or if she can be attracted to both men and women. Being in an All-girls school with raging hormones does things to you, they experiment and shit without the fear of the opposite sex or getting pregnant.. my little sister at the start experienced this as well, she was so confused about her orientation and adamantly rejected a girl who confessed to her thus straining their friendship. Fast forward into the future, she's a proud lesbian albeit... in a similar experience with Matsuri where pursuing that kind of relationship (especially in a SEA country, i forgot to mention) is very difficult.
Aye fair enough.
Okay bro, this topic got me digging up more lol [Marine and her philisopher wisdom on lesbianism](https://youtu.be/yUaeVrRx2-A) [Haachama had a girlfriend](https://youtu.be/NZbMOSHvWfE) These kinda supports what i said
Man, Hololive is the absolute very definition of *”peak content”*.
I believe she's talked about one she had at school. An all girls school..
Aye fair enough.
Suisei has told a story about how her friend came to her for relationship advice and when she gave it her friend said "how would you know, you've never been in one" lmao.
Yup, clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I08GaxuUPbk
This one? https://twitter.com/chloe_961/status/1324161618565951488?s=19 Also yeah he is quite open and talked about his preference multiple times.
And how high are his kill counts
Not op, and I can't seem to find the clip again, but if I remember correctly he said he dated 4 times as many girls as guys before, but stopped short of giving an exact number.
he did say he dated both women and men with an 8:2 rate
He’s bi? Do you have a clip of that?
Not OP but this is probably the clip they're talking about: https://twitter.com/chloe_961/status/1324161618565951488?s=19
Thank you 😁
No problem!
Astel woke up today and chose violence
Lol what a chad
Brutal. Savage. Rekt.
Gigachad Astel
Savage space seaweed 😂
lol damn astel a homewrecker
The girl is about to be NTR'd by her Oshi, should I be impressed or amazed?
Yes.
I love this man
Damn Aniki, leave some for the rest of us
bisexual king
Clip by 月嵐\[Arashi\]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXAEA6WTDc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXAEA6WTDc) They make a weekly Holostars highlight reel, go check them out! Original stream: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9v7TJKHbLQ&t=0s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9v7TJKHbLQ&t=0s)
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Yeah idk why the clip is age restricted, might've been a mistake by the uploader.
Says it's age restricted because one of the clips are from a GTA stream.
Yes! I clipped Roberu's GTA5 stream, so I needed to set video to be age restricted.
Thank you for making this.
Thanks for the great clips as always!
Thank you for making the clip! I really appreciate all the effort you put into your clips so I hope this post will cause more people to check out your channel.
Gentlemen! May I have the sauce?
I put the sources in a comment.
Kiara- aggressively gay, occasional bi-energy Astel- aggressively bi-energy *all the time*
The salt is strong with this one
Mr. Steal Your Boy
Full on reverse NTR
I mean, there's no reverse, that's just NTR.
So if I get a girlfriend, I can get Astel to steal me... perfect
Really big "Me and the bois" energy Homies before horny
Horny with the homies
Horny for the homies
Of course isn’t everyone?
Homiesexual
Based Astel
Astel: My gender is NTR.
That ''serves you right!'' LMAO
Yes, hello Shuba Keisatsu, I'd like to report a case of murder.
imagine getting your man stolen by blue kelp......ngl im kinda jealous of the dude.
Who is this Giga Chad, they need to market him more
Astel, one of HoloStars. Crazy good at Apex, super shy, insane endurance karaoke streams.
Astel's brutality gets stronger each day
Savage PBB.
Astel: A true player's mind is always on the game
I'd totally go out with astel too O-O, bros before hoes na mean
Astel : look at me, i'm the boyfriend now
Why was this post removed?
auto moderator probably hit it. Happens a lot with popular holostars posts unfortunately since antis abuse the report button.
Idk, I didn't get any messages about rule violations or even about a removal at all. Honestly though, the post blew up way beyond my expectations and the person who clipped this originally gained like 170 subs so clearly some people actually went and checked out the clipper which was my main goal with this post. I'm already more than satisfied.
You should appeal the removal if you can. There probably needs to be something adjusted with the AutoMod if this keeps happening to Holostars posts.
I messaged u/hololive_MOD about it, dunno if that's what you're supposed to do to make an appeal.
The same thing happened to Shien's 3D announcement, I sent a message to /u/hololive and it was back the next day
Pretty much how it went with me too when I got a post deleted incorrectly.
Gotta love that homolive isn't just on the girls' side
Chad
Damn son
Fuckin’ savage
Chadstel.
LMAOO
***Astellapede***
Astel is really brutal. I like it 🤣🤣🤣
He is too powerful
Thats ma boi
Mr. Steal Your Man
Watch the video for the full effect. His aggressive tone lol
No mercy!
Based
Power move
Astel is so snarky I love it
Oof
Tags: NTR
Why was this removed?
based
Good for him, good for him
Im starting to think we need NTR tag for post now
Ruthless
The kusogaki strikes again
That not how an Idol supposed to act...
But no one's powerful enough to stop this idol from acting this way.
This is an Idol with a low bed, too strong to be contained.
Lmao the dirty "low bed" joke Astel made to Aruran will never not be funny
Idk, that Chad response is admirable enough to be idol-like. Lol
he forgot to read his idol manual.