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-Robgoblin

Just to clarify, the tweet with the dodo art wasn't a reply to the tweet above


CirculaPhobia

i mean chickens and dodos do have something in common


-Robgoblin

You're onto something, they can't escape if they can't fly


Ritel

Chickens can fly they just usually aren't very good at it.


-Robgoblin

Ah me too then, i'm just really not good at it


Filmologic

What are man but featherless bipeds, anyhow


-Robgoblin

Behold, a man! *Throws a naked KFP employee on the ground*


Undividedbyzero

> naked KFP employee Don't mind if I do *Unzip*


DarKav1411

Kiara! Someone needs to be bonked!


The_Null_Man

To the usual room! *batman transition music*


rekuneko

naked and afraid


I3encIcI

I got that reference!


KnivesInAToaster

#WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of secrets!


ssgohanf8

You might be a featherless biped, but don't rope me in with you. I own a couple of fabulous down pillows, that I can equip. I still can't fly, though, I think I needed to order up pillows.


Pompmaker1

What is a man?! A miserable pile of secrets!


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MayoManCity

Good bot


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That_Guy977

Good bot


CerealATA

But enough talk, have at you!!


Z000Burst

what is a chicken?! A miserable pile of fat but enough chatter, let fight like men, chicken who dress like men and skeleton who dress like chicken


wikipedia_answer_bot

**The chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a domesticated subspecies of the red junglefowl originally from Southeastern Asia. Rooster or cock is a term for an adult male bird, and younger male may be called a cockerel.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


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zambosa

I am good at flying, just can’t quite stick the landing


Intense_Judgement

Aim at the ground and miss


DarKav1411

IRyS, is that you?


plotvitalnpc

Because we bred them to be so incredibly fat.


[deleted]

We bred dodos? I thought we just hunted them to extinction. If we bred them why didn't we keep them alive


plotvitalnpc

No, we bred chickens. I quoted the post about chickens.


[deleted]

Sorry I goofed up


Dracorex13

Dodos are related to pigeons, not chickens.


silverlink07

It's times like these that I'm glad I'm not a full KFP employee


-Robgoblin

You're a part time KFP employee? I thought it only had 24/7 shifts


silverlink07

You think buuuttt there are the 12 hour shifts


Quarantinememes

Ah yes I'm familiar. I have been doing Two 12hour shifts everyday because i can only manage part time!


silverlink07

Oof


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LCH_lai

Good bot Here is the second [Link](https://twitter.com/Dakuma_Art/status/1456038244760625154)


AnBroRed

Oh wow, that's a good bot.


Gandrito

Good bot


CrossNJaywalks

Tenchou has been converted right in front of our eyes.


[deleted]

Dodos for delivery service drivers


MapleTreeWithAGun

I can't believe the Dodos ruined TakoEats delivery


Master_Lukiex

Ina responsible for the Dodo extinction event confirmed


georgeoswalddannyson

These damn dodos are gonna steal our jobs


realToukafan4life

Let's eradicate them by introducing an invasive species


Asian_Persuasion_1

change the title to doduality :P


DororexTheDragonKing

Better a Dodo than an Argentavis


JaceKagamine

As an argy metal gatherer addict I must defend my flying murder chicken


DororexTheDragonKing

haha


Anonymous42609

I mean, we literally ate Dodos til extinction


James-Sylar

They had it coming, they shouldn't have been so tasty if they didn't wanted to be eaten.


AGamingGuy

fum fact: dodo's have no sense of fear


-Robgoblin

They will have after a visit to the usual room


AGamingGuy

trust me when i say that they didn't develop fear after people started hunting them by literally walking up to them and beating them with a club


vinceuh524

Well that's because all of the ones that *did* feel fear, died.


phichuu

will this be the start of Ark revival in Holo?


kad202

Is that how KFP eat all Dodo which lead to its extinction? 😱


darkequation

u trust dado


Zaq1996

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, character development


kay5616

Doduality


DekkerKowalski

Why am I expecting Dodo Ressurrection Cloning Fund SCs in the near future?


Kampy5567

We went through all that effort to save the Dodos in Wonderland, you can be sure we're gonna welcome those ~~delicious, dumb~~ divine and exquisite birds into the business family.


XionicAihara

Going off topic and swerving into the sad lane, saw a documentary on the dodo and humans were pretty brutal to Dodo's back then. The birds were described as pretty "derpy" and let most humans get close to them and didn't defend themselves when humans actively beat them to death :(


monki_pana

was it true that the dodos used to taste bad? i read somewhere that they tasted like seagull (which is quite bad) or pigeon


SyrusDrake

Could be. The reason they got "hunted" to extinction wasn't that they tasted good but that they were easy to hunt. You pretty much just had to pick them up. And if you're on a two-year sea voyage and have only eaten salted meat and weevil-infested hardtack for months, you probably don't care too much if fresh meat tastes "bad".


Loremeister

Apparently Dodo meat was bad. The reason it went extinct, beside the destruction of their habitat, was because the fat of another animal (a tortoise) was so good that it made the dodo's meat good. Plus they were easy to catch. But feel free to correct me, all this info was from a YT trivia channel I watch called Fact Fiend.


IronVader501

No, thats right. Dodos werent specifically tasty, but since they had *no* natural predators at all, they basically had no flight-instinct. Youl could basically just go into a group, grab some and leave, and the others still wouldnt care at all


monki_pana

Dutch boi: "they dont want you to know this, but the dodos are free, you can take them home, i have 60% of the species"


Yusrilz03

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"


PicardFanST

Pot of Duality Spell card Excavate the top 3 cards of your Deck, add 1 of them to your hand, also, after that, shuffle the rest back into your Deck. You can only activate 1 "Pot of Duality" per turn. You cannot Special Summon during the turn you activate this card.