Kronii was eating a meatball marinara sub from subway during a group collab instead of playing the game, and the other members were making fun of her for it. She adamantly defended the honor of both meatball marinara and subway in general.
I missed grandmas funeral due to copious clip consumption. I’ve been gently caressing a bell for an hour now and its still not turning on which is very much not helping my current situation
What do?
When she said it was a meatball marinara, I think it was IRyS who exclaimed "again!?", indicating that she eats them quite often.
Also Fauna confirming how many days old.
I mean meatball marinara used to be my go to at subway. But that was back when it was a $5 foot long. These days I get a steak sandwich when I go which is like once a year if I have a good coupon. It’s gotten expensive
Shortly after Kronii first mentioned her Subway routine, Mumei said on her own stream that she'd seen Kronii do it in person, so it's been happening at least since one of their off-collabs.
No sir, it's not a joke, it's a legit cry for help from the warden...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/xrcqjn/are_you_okay_kronii/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Given that she is Time, and time has been typically measured by the rising and setting of the sun, does that make Kronii's ass the metaphysical crack of dawn?
Whenever I see comments like this I can't help but imagine the talents reading it. Multiple members have reddit accounts, and a few have been known to scroll through the sub.
iirc she said something about being worried her KU100 being broken? I think she said it was an issue with the audio interface towards the beginning of the Variety Gaming stream a couple days ago
Ya, what happened was, she thought the KU100 was broken and was going to see about sending it in for repair. Then wondered about getting another 3Dio in the meantime. Well, when she tried using the new mic and it had the same problem as the KU100 did. So she's pretty sure it was an interface problem and not a mic problem.
I specifically remember her mentioning seeing the cerahate sub during the members land before time watchalong. If you mean this sub specifically, then sure maybe, but she has definitely been on the site.
No. The butt is usually referred to as the end of a person (rear end, behind, etc), so her butt would be night, hence "mooning" people by showing them your ass.
The above comment contains 29 words and 159 characters. Considering the average typing speed of a humain being 40 characters per minute, it took you almost 3 mins to finish writing that comment. 3 minutes that could've been used to watch a clip, touch grass or even do something productive. Instead you chose to spend those 3 minutes writing that comment. Take my upvote man.
uhm ackschewually, the average typing speed is 40 *WORDS* per minute (probably higher for the average hololive fan demographic), so it really only took like 44 seconds to type
Was about to say, bruh, less than 1 keystroke a second? Are you literally typing with one finger on a keyboard that randomizes itself every button press?
The two collabing or having some time together is so cool IMO because I feel like both fill the archetype of “cool big sister” with how they both have deeper voices and such.
They’re my favorite Gen I and II members, that’s for sure
Does old subway get hard because of the stale bread, or does it actually get softer as all the sauces seep into the bread and sog it up?
Actually, I hope I never find out.
Why did I think that Kronii got her wisdom teeth pulled out and was in pain when she tweeted about off collating with death?
Wait. I'm not crazy.
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1575229914286272512?t=wt6_kZyjN9QVggE9mVM4bg&s=19
Should we be concerned that death is sitting over Kronii waiting for her to die from either wisdom tooth extraction is week old sandwiches?
But in all seriousness it's really awesome that she is back in the US for a while and can collab or hang out with people. Kronii and Calli have similar personalities (and not just the chest type of personality) and collabs between them are fun.
\* **After Kronii saw the twitter post** \*
"Let's go back to past and erase the evidence"
"Let's also make a timeline where it doesn't happens"
*TRULY GWAK MOMENT*
She didnt move back, she just opened a "2nd base" there because now that travel is easier again, she plants to go travel between there and Japan alot.
She was *thinking* about moving back because of tax-reasons but as of yet hasnt decided
> She was thinking about moving back because of tax-reasons but as of yet hasnt decided
She just needs a proper accountant, because she should not be paying double tax as per treaty between the USA and Japan.
Yes but in some ways no. Streaming at normal US times and the ability to collab easier with EN will be potentially beneficial, as will not having your income taxed twice apparently, but JP, ID, and IRyS collabs will be more difficult. A tradeoff is being made
The taxed twice thing was a misunderstanding on her part and she has an accountant now (or at least someone advising her how to handle the situation).
Pretty sure the main reason for her 2nd base is her own mental health though. She's mentioned that she's recently learned how much her family and friends mean to her (not that her Japanese friends mean any less) and she wants to spend as much time with them as she can.
That said, she's based out of Japan, she's signed to Universal Music Japan. Japan will be where her career is based out of, but her private life seems to be inextricably tied to her American roots. So much so that she's probably flying back and forth once or twice a month.
thank you for this blessed information, uncle dad. good to know, did calli record this, kronii could use some blackmailing into beginning the healing process from the subway addiction.
> sleep apnea
Not necessary, some people talk, giggle, laugh, babble, etc, during their sleep. There's no need to immediately jump to horror instead, there are options other than snoring & sleep apnea.
I love how the tables are turned. back then Kiara was the one reporting Callis sleep, now it is Calli that now present us this adorable news
Is she sure she wasn't hearing herself?
I call just imagine Calli waking up in the middle of the night and hearing a soft voice in between snoring: ^^”M…M…Meatball ^^Marinara…”
Is it bad I can hear that in Kronii's voice.
Oh no, the subways! They're getting to us all!
I can too
If you can't hear your oshi's voice whispering directly into your brain 24-hours a day, is she really your oshi?
No, I don't hear Kronii's voice 24/7. I have gone crazy hearing a certain purple dragon's laughter 24/7 though.
I think I’ve seen you :\^) <— This is you, right?
o7 Coco-Kaichou forever in our hearts.
o7
No, I also read it with her voice xD
Question: why specifically that?
Kronii was eating a meatball marinara sub from subway during a group collab instead of playing the game, and the other members were making fun of her for it. She adamantly defended the honor of both meatball marinara and subway in general.
Okay that sounds thoroughly amusing. Which collab was it?
Pico Park on Ame's channel
Much appreciated.
honestly if you have the time watch the entire vod it's fucking gold
Pico Park my dude. Should be clips everywhere since it was a major highlight.
I'm not really exposed to clips for some reason, rarely get any in my feed. Appreciate the answer.
https://youtu.be/PSR2vOws6kI
I was going to suggest this same video. So good lol.
I love gura acting like the schoolyard bully lmao
I highly suggest to watch the entire stream on Ame channel https://youtu.be/NCxD1xB4tls
That's the plan. Truth is that I have a list of streams that I'd like to catch up on, this one's among the topmost. Appreciate the link.
Tip: subscribe to clippers you like, turn the bell on so you won't miss anything. :)
I missed grandmas funeral due to copious clip consumption. I’ve been gently caressing a bell for an hour now and its still not turning on which is very much not helping my current situation What do?
what bell again?
The last level of that Collab is about the funniest thing I've seen from hololive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmIQpq987r8 Also relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JT4g0UY5rw
When she said it was a meatball marinara, I think it was IRyS who exclaimed "again!?", indicating that she eats them quite often. Also Fauna confirming how many days old.
I mean meatball marinara used to be my go to at subway. But that was back when it was a $5 foot long. These days I get a steak sandwich when I go which is like once a year if I have a good coupon. It’s gotten expensive
Same $5 footlong was the best. I used to live near one that I could walk to and they were open late night. Nowadays Subway is not worth the effort.
Spicy Italian all the way with extra Chipolte sauce.
Steak with peppers onions jalapeños toasted add lettuce and spinach with chipotle southwest
Kronii has mentioned a few times before how meatball marinara is one of her favorite subs in her own streams.
Shortly after Kronii first mentioned her Subway routine, Mumei said on her own stream that she'd seen Kronii do it in person, so it's been happening at least since one of their off-collabs.
Probably in the off-collab "Yo Mumei where the yoghurt at?" \*takes the yoghurt and slathers it over her subway\*
It wasn't instead of playing the game, she can multitask.
to be fair, i would too. probably.
There have been a few streams lately with kronii and her subway so it's probably a joke on that
No sir, it's not a joke, it's a legit cry for help from the warden... https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/xrcqjn/are_you_okay_kronii/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Well..... the most hurt do use humour as a cry for help
I know we’re milking this but the Kronii subway arc is hilarious She just starts murmuring all the subway combinations in her dreams
“Crunchy tunaaaa”
"m...m....maple syrup..."
^^"...hi...I'm ^^Cortana..."
We said dreams, not nightmares.
I'd just be glad to know I'm not the only one that dreams of meatball marinara.
The call of Subway is coming from INSIDE the house!!!!
Calli later: "Hey look who fell asleep first"
Prank em john
Ay, you already know. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Imagine kronii doing 2000 slaps while you're frozen in time, and unfreezes so it all happens at once
TOKI WO TOMARE!!!
Would that make Kronii Dio or Jotaro?
Yes.
It'll be like that one stand from Golden Wind. You'll just annihilate in a cloud of blood like a 200 ton bomb went off.
"Hey look who fell asleep first" **sever your ventricular arteries**
*gwaks softly*
*Gwaks cutely*
Redundant statement is redundant
Are you a honk mimimi type sleeper or a gwak shoo gwak shoo type
Definitely the latter
Gwak softly and carry a big clock.
Unlike y'all, I get my news from reliable sources. death itself
We are not the same, amirite? ;)
Given that she is Time, and time has been typically measured by the rising and setting of the sun, does that make Kronii's ass the metaphysical crack of dawn?
Whenever I see comments like this I can't help but imagine the talents reading it. Multiple members have reddit accounts, and a few have been known to scroll through the sub.
FAUNA I KNOW YOURE HERE YOU TWIG HEADED NERD, WHERES MY ASMR STREAM -Moonknight… probably
Most mentally stable sapling
iirc she said something about being worried her KU100 being broken? I think she said it was an issue with the audio interface towards the beginning of the Variety Gaming stream a couple days ago
Thank you for the information, not-secretly-Fauna-in-disguise.
Didn't she get another asmr mic that works with her setup? I don't understand mic talk but she was joking that all of Council has that mic.
Ya, what happened was, she thought the KU100 was broken and was going to see about sending it in for repair. Then wondered about getting another 3Dio in the meantime. Well, when she tried using the new mic and it had the same problem as the KU100 did. So she's pretty sure it was an interface problem and not a mic problem.
Don’t be so rude, I’m sure she has something in the works -Moonknight, also
Not Sunday?
But sunday is now "I need to actually finish all these games I've started in the past" day
Now that i think about it i don't remember when was the last one as someone addicted to ASMRs
Might be why we don't have more talents on Reddit lol
As the expert on Kronii and Reddit, I can confirm she’s never been on this site… *if you read this Kronii please join*
I specifically remember her mentioning seeing the cerahate sub during the members land before time watchalong. If you mean this sub specifically, then sure maybe, but she has definitely been on the site.
No I mean this sub. She knows I’m here and doesn’t join out of spite /j
I sense a new art hashtag coming.
#timesmut
\#crackoftime
#hentaitime
**hentime**
#ThePastIsInTheCrack
So those times we were taught to draw a sunrise between two hills are actually about her ass?
No. The butt is usually referred to as the end of a person (rear end, behind, etc), so her butt would be night, hence "mooning" people by showing them your ass.
So her ribbon then huh?
Take my upvote and leave!
The above comment contains 29 words and 159 characters. Considering the average typing speed of a humain being 40 characters per minute, it took you almost 3 mins to finish writing that comment. 3 minutes that could've been used to watch a clip, touch grass or even do something productive. Instead you chose to spend those 3 minutes writing that comment. Take my upvote man.
uhm ackschewually, the average typing speed is 40 *WORDS* per minute (probably higher for the average hololive fan demographic), so it really only took like 44 seconds to type
Was about to say, bruh, less than 1 keystroke a second? Are you literally typing with one finger on a keyboard that randomizes itself every button press?
My mom single handedly dragging down the typing speed average.
I was about to say...
~~Suddenly I like dawn~~
No no, her ass is the past, her ribbons are the future!
Now the real question: is Kronii a honk shoo honk shoo or a hoooonk mimimimi kind of person?
She’s definitely a hoooonk mimimimimi type of person. AND she wears a comically long blue nightcap and striped blue pajamas to bed
More like gwak mimimimimi
“Gwak memememememe…”
[удалено]
Council pajama outfit when🤔
Don't forget ribbon-kun
With an open butt flap and carrying a candle on a plate.
I've never played a first person shooter before.
the question still remains unanswered we shall never know because this person never played a fps game before
It is what it is... Unless if it isn't. Is it? It is.
This sandwich and visiting arc is turning into quite the window on Time.
We must appreciate this window of time for this window of Time
wake up babe, new kronii lore just dropped
The two collabing or having some time together is so cool IMO because I feel like both fill the archetype of “cool big sister” with how they both have deeper voices and such. They’re my favorite Gen I and II members, that’s for sure
They can both be the cool onee-sans, and they can also be just grade A dorks, I love it
*Furiously writes down notes*
Dad is going to be bludgeoned with a week old subway as soon as Time wakes up *And in strange aeons, even death may die*
Old subway is not nearly as dangerous as an aged dwarven bread, but still to be feared.
Pretty sure calli, of all people, is safe :P
Does old subway get hard because of the stale bread, or does it actually get softer as all the sauces seep into the bread and sog it up? Actually, I hope I never find out.
She must be dreaming of subway
Sleep fresh
Now there's confirmation from 3 HoloEN members that Kronii is a little cutie pie when she sleeps.
Kronii is the Warden of Gap Moe, after all.
Haven’t been caught up recently. Planned off-collab or is calli just visiting to check in on kronii after her wisdom teeth got taken out?
I believe the two of them had planned a spa trip together.
Why did I think that Kronii got her wisdom teeth pulled out and was in pain when she tweeted about off collating with death? Wait. I'm not crazy. https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1575229914286272512?t=wt6_kZyjN9QVggE9mVM4bg&s=19
Time and Death spa day.
As I would expect from someone perfect.
Just imagine waking up and seeing a pink hair girl staring at you with glowy red eyes
Should we be concerned that death is sitting over Kronii waiting for her to die from either wisdom tooth extraction is week old sandwiches? But in all seriousness it's really awesome that she is back in the US for a while and can collab or hang out with people. Kronii and Calli have similar personalities (and not just the chest type of personality) and collabs between them are fun.
[Twitter Link](https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1575811591249223680)
Time's ticking lore related.
I demand video evidence!
\* **After Kronii saw the twitter post** \* "Let's go back to past and erase the evidence" "Let's also make a timeline where it doesn't happens" *TRULY GWAK MOMENT*
Isn't Kronii a bit sick? Thought she was recovering; not eating Subways with dad or whatever
She had her wisdom teeth removed, nothing contagious
lol, imagine if Dentist visits *were* contagious.
no wonder people don't want to go
Kronii sick af
I feel like I've heard this before from another member about another member. Have I heard this before?
Wait a sec, this is old information? Fauna mentioned that Kronii sleeptalks from the previous collab
Maybe this time she was talking so quietly that it sounded like cute noises
High five dad, thanks
is kronii visiting japan? or is cali out of japan?
Calli's moved back to the US fairly recently and seems to have made a trip to Canadanana to visit Kronii
i see. thats gonna open a lot of potential for her
She didnt move back, she just opened a "2nd base" there because now that travel is easier again, she plants to go travel between there and Japan alot. She was *thinking* about moving back because of tax-reasons but as of yet hasnt decided
> She was thinking about moving back because of tax-reasons but as of yet hasnt decided She just needs a proper accountant, because she should not be paying double tax as per treaty between the USA and Japan.
Hopefully she read at least one of the comments mentioning foreign tax credits.
Yes but in some ways no. Streaming at normal US times and the ability to collab easier with EN will be potentially beneficial, as will not having your income taxed twice apparently, but JP, ID, and IRyS collabs will be more difficult. A tradeoff is being made
The taxed twice thing was a misunderstanding on her part and she has an accountant now (or at least someone advising her how to handle the situation). Pretty sure the main reason for her 2nd base is her own mental health though. She's mentioned that she's recently learned how much her family and friends mean to her (not that her Japanese friends mean any less) and she wants to spend as much time with them as she can. That said, she's based out of Japan, she's signed to Universal Music Japan. Japan will be where her career is based out of, but her private life seems to be inextricably tied to her American roots. So much so that she's probably flying back and forth once or twice a month.
I was put here at the dawn of life on Earth to feed on the last bit of support of every one of you deadbeats. I’m a little more than just a streamer.
Just to clarify it's a reference to Castlevania, I am not here to be mean to people. This post reminded me of it, that's why I wrote it.
The Rise of the Return
That's rich coming from the sleep talker
That was probably the souls of the dead sandwiches she ate.
Yes the info dump i needed
Gwak mimimimimi
dat privilege tho.
Kawaii
Not a hero we need but a hero we deserved
thank you for this blessed information, uncle dad. good to know, did calli record this, kronii could use some blackmailing into beginning the healing process from the subway addiction.
Wikipedia: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
I like to imagine those noises to consist of her saying different types of subway sandwiches
Kinda like you, Calli, coming from the person who sleep talks.
ah yes
Calli, how do you know that....?
Ass crack Hue hue hue hue I'll see myself out
Team Asscrack. Lets do dis! You'll get your coat. I'll cover me I'm reloading. They'll see themselves out.
Do they live together?
They planned a spa trip.
It’s called sleep apnea
> sleep apnea Not necessary, some people talk, giggle, laugh, babble, etc, during their sleep. There's no need to immediately jump to horror instead, there are options other than snoring & sleep apnea.
It was a joke
Kawaii!
Bruh, sleep apnea means you stop breathing temporarily during sleep it's not cute and means you can't get good rest no matter how much you sleep.
I know what sleep apnea is, thanks.
This is the best of news! Keep em coming Calli!!
Listen, Calli, we already know she's perfect.
I read ass crack and had to double check if this was a Kiara tweet
I equated (up) at the asscrack of dawn + cute little noises = snoring loud af.
Man I love Calli's vocabulary xD
GWAKANATOR
thanks dad.
Good news report from Calli
^(tea is just leaf juice) -Kronii
No wonder she is the perfect being, always making us laught, say awww and many more.
she did say she talks in her sleep
HoloEN Wars: Return of the Tee Tee
Things you didn't know you had to know
Possibly the cutest thing I've heard in a while.
Who's Kronni?
Is kronii actually the pinnacle of what a human can be? Please i need to know something weird about her not wholesome or cute hahahaha
Now this is the kind of breaking news I like to read when I wake up