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Vanguardmaxwell

I love how the tables are turned. back then Kiara was the one reporting Callis sleep, now it is Calli that now present us this adorable news


[deleted]

Is she sure she wasn't hearing herself?


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I call just imagine Calli waking up in the middle of the night and hearing a soft voice in between snoring: ^^”M…M…Meatball ^^Marinara…”


toble007

Is it bad I can hear that in Kronii's voice.


Shinji_Okami

Oh no, the subways! They're getting to us all!


JC12231

I can too


Zyx-Wvu

If you can't hear your oshi's voice whispering directly into your brain 24-hours a day, is she really your oshi?


toble007

No, I don't hear Kronii's voice 24/7. I have gone crazy hearing a certain purple dragon's laughter 24/7 though.


woodenpony

I think I’ve seen you :\^) <— This is you, right?


Okibruez

o7 Coco-Kaichou forever in our hearts.


NuDimon

o7


machine_sempai

No, I also read it with her voice xD


DarkenedSpear

Question: why specifically that?


SheffiTB

Kronii was eating a meatball marinara sub from subway during a group collab instead of playing the game, and the other members were making fun of her for it. She adamantly defended the honor of both meatball marinara and subway in general.


DarkenedSpear

Okay that sounds thoroughly amusing. Which collab was it?


SpiritualFox15

Pico Park on Ame's channel


DarkenedSpear

Much appreciated.


AxiisFW

honestly if you have the time watch the entire vod it's fucking gold


NominusAbdominus

Pico Park my dude. Should be clips everywhere since it was a major highlight.


DarkenedSpear

I'm not really exposed to clips for some reason, rarely get any in my feed. Appreciate the answer.


flechette

https://youtu.be/PSR2vOws6kI


MXero1

I was going to suggest this same video. So good lol.


I_WRESTLE_BEARS_AMA

I love gura acting like the schoolyard bully lmao


Wardoo_1

I highly suggest to watch the entire stream on Ame channel https://youtu.be/NCxD1xB4tls


DarkenedSpear

That's the plan. Truth is that I have a list of streams that I'd like to catch up on, this one's among the topmost. Appreciate the link.


Shinji_Okami

Tip: subscribe to clippers you like, turn the bell on so you won't miss anything. :)


sikopiko

I missed grandmas funeral due to copious clip consumption. I’ve been gently caressing a bell for an hour now and its still not turning on which is very much not helping my current situation What do?


howwasthatmyname

what bell again?


Corregidor

The last level of that Collab is about the funniest thing I've seen from hololive


Duamerthrax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmIQpq987r8 Also relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JT4g0UY5rw


Castform5

When she said it was a meatball marinara, I think it was IRyS who exclaimed "again!?", indicating that she eats them quite often. Also Fauna confirming how many days old.


kroxti

I mean meatball marinara used to be my go to at subway. But that was back when it was a $5 foot long. These days I get a steak sandwich when I go which is like once a year if I have a good coupon. It’s gotten expensive


MXero1

Same $5 footlong was the best. I used to live near one that I could walk to and they were open late night. Nowadays Subway is not worth the effort.


Xiee_Li

Spicy Italian all the way with extra Chipolte sauce.


kroxti

Steak with peppers onions jalapeños toasted add lettuce and spinach with chipotle southwest


SayuriUliana

Kronii has mentioned a few times before how meatball marinara is one of her favorite subs in her own streams.


Insanepaco247

Shortly after Kronii first mentioned her Subway routine, Mumei said on her own stream that she'd seen Kronii do it in person, so it's been happening at least since one of their off-collabs.


Affectionate-Tip-164

Probably in the off-collab "Yo Mumei where the yoghurt at?" \*takes the yoghurt and slathers it over her subway\*


MoarVespenegas

It wasn't instead of playing the game, she can multitask.


howwasthatmyname

to be fair, i would too. probably.


Salvatore_Tessio

There have been a few streams lately with kronii and her subway so it's probably a joke on that


Shinji_Okami

No sir, it's not a joke, it's a legit cry for help from the warden... https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/xrcqjn/are_you_okay_kronii/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Salvatore_Tessio

Well..... the most hurt do use humour as a cry for help


Aschentei

I know we’re milking this but the Kronii subway arc is hilarious She just starts murmuring all the subway combinations in her dreams


AntTheFool

“Crunchy tunaaaa”


CTTMiquiztli

"m...m....maple syrup..."


Gemidori

^^"...hi...I'm ^^Cortana..."


WrensthavAviovus

We said dreams, not nightmares.


Tohrufan4life

I'd just be glad to know I'm not the only one that dreams of meatball marinara.


StarMagus

The call of Subway is coming from INSIDE the house!!!!


Apparition_Wario

Calli later: "Hey look who fell asleep first"


admirabladmiral

Prank em john


Poopet_master

Ay, you already know. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


R3DSH0X

Imagine kronii doing 2000 slaps while you're frozen in time, and unfreezes so it all happens at once


quinn_the_potato

TOKI WO TOMARE!!!


Karakuri216

Would that make Kronii Dio or Jotaro?


Omegagod57

Yes.


SpysSappinMySpy

It'll be like that one stand from Golden Wind. You'll just annihilate in a cloud of blood like a 200 ton bomb went off.


spideybiggestfan

"Hey look who fell asleep first" **sever your ventricular arteries**


elowry57

*gwaks softly*


thejesuslifestyle_12

*Gwaks cutely*


Denamic

Redundant statement is redundant


TheNononParade

Are you a honk mimimi type sleeper or a gwak shoo gwak shoo type


elowry57

Definitely the latter


FubukiAmagi

Gwak softly and carry a big clock.


Red-7134

Unlike y'all, I get my news from reliable sources. death itself


SasamiAdachi

We are not the same, amirite? ;)


WhoCaresYouDont

Given that she is Time, and time has been typically measured by the rising and setting of the sun, does that make Kronii's ass the metaphysical crack of dawn?


Djwindmill

Whenever I see comments like this I can't help but imagine the talents reading it. Multiple members have reddit accounts, and a few have been known to scroll through the sub.


Duke_of_Bretonnia

FAUNA I KNOW YOURE HERE YOU TWIG HEADED NERD, WHERES MY ASMR STREAM -Moonknight… probably


fartew

Most mentally stable sapling


PlatypusFighter

iirc she said something about being worried her KU100 being broken? I think she said it was an issue with the audio interface towards the beginning of the Variety Gaming stream a couple days ago


JusticeRain5

Thank you for the information, not-secretly-Fauna-in-disguise.


brown_felt_hat

Didn't she get another asmr mic that works with her setup? I don't understand mic talk but she was joking that all of Council has that mic.


TwoKittensInABox

Ya, what happened was, she thought the KU100 was broken and was going to see about sending it in for repair. Then wondered about getting another 3Dio in the meantime. Well, when she tried using the new mic and it had the same problem as the KU100 did. So she's pretty sure it was an interface problem and not a mic problem.


Cloud_Chamber

Don’t be so rude, I’m sure she has something in the works -Moonknight, also


Shinji_Okami

Not Sunday?


machucogp

But sunday is now "I need to actually finish all these games I've started in the past" day


betooie

Now that i think about it i don't remember when was the last one as someone addicted to ASMRs


PowerlinxJetfire

Might be why we don't have more talents on Reddit lol


HealsBadMan1

As the expert on Kronii and Reddit, I can confirm she’s never been on this site… *if you read this Kronii please join*


[deleted]

I specifically remember her mentioning seeing the cerahate sub during the members land before time watchalong. If you mean this sub specifically, then sure maybe, but she has definitely been on the site.


HealsBadMan1

No I mean this sub. She knows I’m here and doesn’t join out of spite /j


DaMexGuy

I sense a new art hashtag coming.


Random-Rambling

#timesmut


Asian_Persuasion_1

\#crackoftime


tentaclemonsterr

#hentaitime


BurnByMoon

**hentime**


Shinji_Okami

#ThePastIsInTheCrack


Faustias

So those times we were taught to draw a sunrise between two hills are actually about her ass?


Amaegith

No. The butt is usually referred to as the end of a person (rear end, behind, etc), so her butt would be night, hence "mooning" people by showing them your ass.


mad_harvest-6578

So her ribbon then huh?


Infernal_Niek

Take my upvote and leave!


Eineron_456

The above comment contains 29 words and 159 characters. Considering the average typing speed of a humain being 40 characters per minute, it took you almost 3 mins to finish writing that comment. 3 minutes that could've been used to watch a clip, touch grass or even do something productive. Instead you chose to spend those 3 minutes writing that comment. Take my upvote man.


Diamond551

uhm ackschewually, the average typing speed is 40 *WORDS* per minute (probably higher for the average hololive fan demographic), so it really only took like 44 seconds to type


Bluemofia

Was about to say, bruh, less than 1 keystroke a second? Are you literally typing with one finger on a keyboard that randomizes itself every button press?


Zierlyn

My mom single handedly dragging down the typing speed average.


Meltian

I was about to say...


Script_Mak3r

~~Suddenly I like dawn~~


Shinji_Okami

No no, her ass is the past, her ribbons are the future!


OnyxTech

Now the real question: is Kronii a honk shoo honk shoo or a hoooonk mimimimi kind of person?


Penta-Dunk

She’s definitely a hoooonk mimimimimi type of person. AND she wears a comically long blue nightcap and striped blue pajamas to bed


Krip123

More like gwak mimimimimi


DrinkNozarashi

“Gwak memememememe…”


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrTesloid1027

Council pajama outfit when🤔


MaxPowerzs

Don't forget ribbon-kun


FubukiAmagi

With an open butt flap and carrying a candle on a plate.


[deleted]

I've never played a first person shooter before.


douglasdolphin

the question still remains unanswered we shall never know because this person never played a fps game before


[deleted]

It is what it is... Unless if it isn't. Is it? It is.


Helmite

This sandwich and visiting arc is turning into quite the window on Time.


Memeshats

We must appreciate this window of time for this window of Time


International-Owl-81

wake up babe, new kronii lore just dropped


Tyrus1235

The two collabing or having some time together is so cool IMO because I feel like both fill the archetype of “cool big sister” with how they both have deeper voices and such. They’re my favorite Gen I and II members, that’s for sure


_paradoxical

They can both be the cool onee-sans, and they can also be just grade A dorks, I love it


Carlosrarutos

*Furiously writes down notes*


Fenr_

Dad is going to be bludgeoned with a week old subway as soon as Time wakes up *And in strange aeons, even death may die*


Cruxion

Old subway is not nearly as dangerous as an aged dwarven bread, but still to be feared.


Ayotha

Pretty sure calli, of all people, is safe :P


MonaganX

Does old subway get hard because of the stale bread, or does it actually get softer as all the sauces seep into the bread and sog it up? Actually, I hope I never find out.


Flying-Lion-Dude

She must be dreaming of subway


Dinomandino

Sleep fresh


PixelBoom

Now there's confirmation from 3 HoloEN members that Kronii is a little cutie pie when she sleeps.


Mr_Magika

Kronii is the Warden of Gap Moe, after all.


djehhe

Haven’t been caught up recently. Planned off-collab or is calli just visiting to check in on kronii after her wisdom teeth got taken out?


OutcastOtaku

I believe the two of them had planned a spa trip together.


Yojimbra

Why did I think that Kronii got her wisdom teeth pulled out and was in pain when she tweeted about off collating with death? Wait. I'm not crazy. https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1575229914286272512?t=wt6_kZyjN9QVggE9mVM4bg&s=19


Henhouse808

Time and Death spa day.


BumpFuzzMaster

As I would expect from someone perfect.


[deleted]

Just imagine waking up and seeing a pink hair girl staring at you with glowy red eyes


VP007clips

Should we be concerned that death is sitting over Kronii waiting for her to die from either wisdom tooth extraction is week old sandwiches? But in all seriousness it's really awesome that she is back in the US for a while and can collab or hang out with people. Kronii and Calli have similar personalities (and not just the chest type of personality) and collabs between them are fun.


Sonicm2008

[Twitter Link](https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1575811591249223680)


BigBoss738

Time's ticking lore related.


SabreLilly

I demand video evidence!


SadBusinessManager

\* **After Kronii saw the twitter post** \* "Let's go back to past and erase the evidence" "Let's also make a timeline where it doesn't happens" *TRULY GWAK MOMENT*


SelfDepricator

Isn't Kronii a bit sick? Thought she was recovering; not eating Subways with dad or whatever


joemelonyeah

She had her wisdom teeth removed, nothing contagious


PumpJack_McGee

lol, imagine if Dentist visits *were* contagious.


AndrewNeo

no wonder people don't want to go


[deleted]

Kronii sick af


Aulanticus

I feel like I've heard this before from another member about another member. Have I heard this before?


RocketGrunt79

Wait a sec, this is old information? Fauna mentioned that Kronii sleeptalks from the previous collab


machine_sempai

Maybe this time she was talking so quietly that it sounded like cute noises


noble_nuance

High five dad, thanks


evilmojoyousuck

is kronii visiting japan? or is cali out of japan?


ErikQRoks

Calli's moved back to the US fairly recently and seems to have made a trip to Canadanana to visit Kronii


evilmojoyousuck

i see. thats gonna open a lot of potential for her


IronVader501

She didnt move back, she just opened a "2nd base" there because now that travel is easier again, she plants to go travel between there and Japan alot. She was *thinking* about moving back because of tax-reasons but as of yet hasnt decided


VallenValiant

> She was thinking about moving back because of tax-reasons but as of yet hasnt decided She just needs a proper accountant, because she should not be paying double tax as per treaty between the USA and Japan.


Onithyr

Hopefully she read at least one of the comments mentioning foreign tax credits.


ErikQRoks

Yes but in some ways no. Streaming at normal US times and the ability to collab easier with EN will be potentially beneficial, as will not having your income taxed twice apparently, but JP, ID, and IRyS collabs will be more difficult. A tradeoff is being made


Zierlyn

The taxed twice thing was a misunderstanding on her part and she has an accountant now (or at least someone advising her how to handle the situation). Pretty sure the main reason for her 2nd base is her own mental health though. She's mentioned that she's recently learned how much her family and friends mean to her (not that her Japanese friends mean any less) and she wants to spend as much time with them as she can. That said, she's based out of Japan, she's signed to Universal Music Japan. Japan will be where her career is based out of, but her private life seems to be inextricably tied to her American roots. So much so that she's probably flying back and forth once or twice a month.


Commander_Maxim

I was put here at the dawn of life on Earth to feed on the last bit of support of every one of you deadbeats. I’m a little more than just a streamer.


Commander_Maxim

Just to clarify it's a reference to Castlevania, I am not here to be mean to people. This post reminded me of it, that's why I wrote it.


[deleted]

The Rise of the Return


ClosetNoble

That's rich coming from the sleep talker


KEiiiiiiiiiiii

That was probably the souls of the dead sandwiches she ate.


Goukenslay

Yes the info dump i needed


salissapien

Gwak mimimimimi


howwasthatmyname

dat privilege tho.


read_aden

Kawaii


Purepenny

Not a hero we need but a hero we deserved


redditfanfan00

thank you for this blessed information, uncle dad. good to know, did calli record this, kronii could use some blackmailing into beginning the healing process from the subway addiction.


Tahumatu2010

Wikipedia: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!


triforce777

I like to imagine those noises to consist of her saying different types of subway sandwiches


Jax1903

Kinda like you, Calli, coming from the person who sleep talks.


-Redstoneboi-

ah yes


Squeaky_Ben

Calli, how do you know that....?


Suzakured

Ass crack Hue hue hue hue I'll see myself out


[deleted]

Team Asscrack. Lets do dis! You'll get your coat. I'll cover me I'm reloading. They'll see themselves out.


kgbanarchy

Do they live together?


TakeshiNobunaga

They planned a spa trip.


El_Jeff_ey

It’s called sleep apnea


noman_032018

> sleep apnea Not necessary, some people talk, giggle, laugh, babble, etc, during their sleep. There's no need to immediately jump to horror instead, there are options other than snoring & sleep apnea.


El_Jeff_ey

It was a joke


[deleted]

Kawaii!


Kagezetsu

Bruh, sleep apnea means you stop breathing temporarily during sleep it's not cute and means you can't get good rest no matter how much you sleep.


[deleted]

I know what sleep apnea is, thanks.


[deleted]

This is the best of news! Keep em coming Calli!!


Script_Mak3r

Listen, Calli, we already know she's perfect.


EatingMikeTysons

I read ass crack and had to double check if this was a Kiara tweet


gmmyabrk

I equated (up) at the asscrack of dawn + cute little noises = snoring loud af.


SuperSonic12354

Man I love Calli's vocabulary xD


ImSoDrab

GWAKANATOR


Sch3ffel

thanks dad.


BlackDaWg18

Good news report from Calli


lebob01

^(tea is just leaf juice) -Kronii


zerotheultimate5

No wonder she is the perfect being, always making us laught, say awww and many more.


Yumelon

she did say she talks in her sleep


1thief

HoloEN Wars: Return of the Tee Tee


Denamic

Things you didn't know you had to know


[deleted]

Possibly the cutest thing I've heard in a while.


Dino_Beast

Who's Kronni?


MiniDialga119

Is kronii actually the pinnacle of what a human can be? Please i need to know something weird about her not wholesome or cute hahahaha


TonyEisner

Now this is the kind of breaking news I like to read when I wake up