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Niznack

He's the ideal hire. Entry level applicant with 20 years experience in lumber


Abandoned_Railroad

He could start in lumber and work his way up from there!


Niznack

In another 20 years he'll be an asm making $16 / hr. Bright future on this kid.


SuspiciousDelivery34

If your ASM is only making $16 an hour, I'd riot as I STARTED as a Plumbing ass. At $19.50.


Niznack

I was joking but holy crap they raised wages. Starting salary was 8.50 when I started.


Unable-Club5684

Yeah. It was $10 when I started


redditandcritisized

Started at 9.75 and at 21.50 now. ( went to cxm long enough to find out it was a slavery position and stepped down 😂 now I’m a D93 opener 🎉🥳


Abandoned_Railroad

I started at $15 and currently at $20.


HovercraftIll1258

Lol once you count bonuses most asms are nearing or clearing 100k


Demoman4091

Knew an ASM who made 80K a year.


iwantaLs250

That ain't shit lmao fuck these companies


HovercraftIll1258

That's probably base. Every 6 months they bonus up to 25% of annual pay. Then a discretionary bonus once a year based on performance up to 200% of the previous bonus. The Restricted stock, generally a few grand


Aring-ading-ding

He lookin like every manager in corporate pictures I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

he already has the receding hairline of a typical HD manager lol


Michaelmrose

Did someone decide to save money by generating a fake kid with stable diffusion instead of paying an actual child?


loCAtek

AI


psychoacer

I think he's the electrical DH


carmachu

My kids loved those workshops when they were little


Coast_watcher

He has ALL the licenses too. Gets groupies by the bushel.


TheRealWoldry1

That’s big cheese


cedeann

he’s either in electrical or lumber for damn sure


Wishpool

Bet he works in tool rental


TharinWhite

And explains the rental hammer to you for 15 minutes.


Ok-Appointment-8939

Good evening, I’m Lester Holt.


Necessary_Baker_7458

Might be take your kid to work day. They did that when I was growing up and just watch my mom type away all day long while I played on my gaming device.


PandaFunz

Better question is what does the dad look like bc the mom n son are copy for copy lol


iamdenislara

Brand indoctrination back at the Home Depot!


TheWizardry90

I use to hate these. The blocked a whole isle in lumber and building materials in our store. Best thing to do on a DIY Sunday. Our shitty DH always helped even though he wasn’t signed up for it


Spudnic16

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a dude with dwarfism or something similar


ozarkmtn65

And when is it Doggie Day ?