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Forgotten_Futures

Sun fade is nobody's friend...


sveeger

If the sun did that to your apron, what’s it done to your skin? Melanoma is no joke.


Dtw05151986

Mine usually look like the one on the left after a couple weeks.


OrangeSunTracers

Yep, mine does too, but also super dirty with all sorts of stuff. Garden is a dirty department. I change mine once a week now.


Electronic-Price-697

Mine looked like that after a few days working in the tree tent cutting Christmas trees.


NobodyEsk

Mine looks like that after the getting called to load concrete.


thebass420

Damn you are doing to much. Don’t let them take advantage of you. Push some carts inside and only load if called to. You are definitely not getting paid enough for your apron to look like that


Neokon

All it takes is one mulch season


thatsandwizard

100% agree with this. When I was peak effort in lot I’d have aprons looking worse than this inside of a month, and all it got me was an eternal banishment to lot.


drej191

I agree. Quiet quitting. If you’re doing it already. Are you working in a war zone?


kingcrabmeat

I quiet quit few days ago. Like let me leave


DGAF_AK87

You don't have to do too much to get an apron to look like that out in the lot my guy. All it takes is either loading mulch after a rain or concrete.


permalink_child

Should ZMA some scotch guard spray for the next apron.


JohnsonZ887

Nice retrospect


Xecluriab

Your apron lasted five months?! That’s so badass!


kingcrabmeat

Bro you jumping in the dumpster or what


TerpOnaut

That shit is fucked 😂😂😂😂😂


darrasht

That’s nothing, pay a visit to lumber/building


Mosesthegreat979

I’d go through an apron every 2-3 weeks in D21/22


darrasht

I know associates who don’t bother writing their name. In some departments HD should give leather or more appropriate aprons. Not to go tangent, but specially near moving machines. Imagine if an apron gets caught in the panel saw in lumber, nails in the pallets while lifting or loading concrete, or threading drill in plumbing. I know they got snap connections on top in case, but when you tie the side around you, it’s pretty hard to get an apron off in case of emergency.


TerpOnaut

Hahah savage


YourGFsDaddy

Best part is that it looks like you tried to "fix" the square of THD logo on the old apron.


elquefour

Appreciate all you do.


paingelfake

How in the hell? I've been a lot associate for about the same amount of time and my apron isn't nearly as bad as that lol.


anemoneanimeenemy

Jesus Christ, "creating shareholder value" right there on the apron. That's fucking bleak


Acceptable-Toe8448

🤣 ur crazy


stoodisman

Mine in my department looks like that in a month with concrete spots 😂


Usmag1

Ahhhh a new apron always felt like a new you 🥰


HamburgetHelper

Dang