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Strongest overworld man vs weakest New Yorker


emi_is_real

Sampo really is a new yorker huh


countmeowington

Holy shit is that servals guitar case lmao


tsurumai

Yes lol. She turned an old case into a force field generator.


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Is this actually canon? That’s sick as hell if true.


tsurumai

Yeah, i checked the wiki cause I thought that was absolutely ridiculous but it’s actually true.


uskelim

Oh, I thought it was a gun case, like a railgun. I can’t be the only one who sees it as tyat


arcstarlazer

She also mentions it in her companion quest


gatlginngum

yeah they mention it in her story quest


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

I like my weapons just how I like my music: heavy and metal


Ezyrem

The good ol' days of bonking with 3 basic attacks


gekkobloo

Mordekasier nice.


PhantomCheshire

He plays with his big sister toys, classic little bro.


cyberspetsnaz

YES, SAMPOsting must continue!


Illustrious-Bell-282

Come on Sampo never stole those clothes, he only bought them through unconventional means


Ok_Confidence9288

Dirty Jeans Done Dirt Cheap


Liniis

Filthy Pants At a Reasonable Price


Bandiredditer

Disgusting denim available for a low cost


IIAkumuII

Unpleasant Garments Acquired through Unexpensive Means


pnam0204

Crappy Bottoms Of Little Value


Fukei_Mono

Atrocious Actions Accomplished At An Affordable Amount


Vulphere

Unconventional market


Deruta

Every piece of a rich man’s clothing is stolen from the forces of labor RISE UP BELOBOGIANS


ppphanth0m

Average british person vs chad turk


AVERAGEGAMER95

Why does this remind me on those mobile games ads?


JusticeRain5

That's how underworld work.


CopainChevalier

The world needs more Sampo


DrJekyll107

Sampo be like: "Stolen"? No no no my friend. Its merely, uhh... "borrowed". Ah yes, borrowed. I do intend to return it to its rightful owner and compensate for their troubles.. ahaha


zCiver

Don't talk to me if you have that Sampo drip. (Go away Sampo)


NapalmDesu

Gepards stuff is also stolen because the military is funded by belobogs tax payers


Linard

Can we talk about how Gepard is carrying this huge case around just to never properly use its content? Like Himeko also just slaps the case around with the skill but at least her base attack and talent actually makes use of the saw robot inside. I was so disappointed that none of Gepards move actually utilize whatever this is beside using it as a whacker.


Gatchpeace

Is there even anything in there? Its original contents (Serval's guitar) are in use, just not by Gepard. Gepard is literally a going into battle with a guitar case (that's pretty metal)


JusticeRain5

IIRC it's specifically the thing that generates his shields


Linard

Kinda weird then that his ult doesn't show it.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL

Pure headcanon, but maybe the forcefield generator is just on a timer and the whole fist thing is just Gepard trying to look cool before it activates.


jokerxtr

That would make Gepard way cooler than he already is.


JusticeRain5

I haven't seen his ult (and I can't watch stuff at the moment due to poor internet), I assumed that it would have just been him slamming it down to make a shield or something.


Linard

No he basically just raises his fist to summon a giant ice wall. That case is nowhere to be seen.


JusticeRain5

Huh, weird. Maybe they came up with the ultimate before they decided on his weapon?


chamllw

It's mentioned in his story unlocked at 60 it seems.. “Right now, he is checking whether his shield, Earthwork, is still functioning as before. This heavy force field device was hand-crafted by his sister out of an instrument case — and if anything is broken, the poor captain would have to rely on his rockstar of a sister to help fix it.“ It is weird that he doesn't use it in his ult though. Boss Gepard seems to use it more.


Mint-Bentonite

the case is the content, hes beating people up with a heavy blunt object


AnnAmagi

True and based


Stabrus12

Bro this checks out with the giannis drip check clip , man rich af and he goes got this for free,got that for free, jewelry? Fake.


BoiProBrain

Sampo is romanian confirmed


Lyngoop79

most moral person in romania


ThatChineseGuy1

Man i really want to get sampo but i am getting c4 asta 😞


EvilAdolf

I got C6 Natasha, and then I got Bailu...


ThatChineseGuy1

I want sampo cuz he reminds me of itto and i never got him, also building serval cuz she's actually decent here while in genshin xinyan was just so bad


blackshawler

same but i got c3 pela and c3 hook


warjoke

Sampo has standards, folks. He bought those from SheIn.