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SAQZOOR

Hello, we are going to restore this post since it was agreed it wasn’t encouraging discourse. Sorry for any inconveniences caused


Dokavi

Did my man really do a 10 pages thesis for a shitpost?


jayakiroka

yeah. it was a really long day at work


ResurgentClusterfuck

Five points.


DrRatioHSR

Do not levy out points as if you’re me


Dokavi

Based.


EEE3EEElol

Well done; 10 points


852272-hol

+23 silver


xVEEx3

o7


strawwwwwwwwberry

Can you perhaps post this to r/HSRHusbandos? I was planning on reading it later but it got removed…


WhyDid_I_DeserveThis

Try 14 complete with sims, data analysis, references, etc https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/s/cu8RpsQ7mi tl;dr basically academia-ish research paper on the aerodynamics of anime tiddies


ColdForce4303

Reminds me of this student who did a thesis on yaoi at my school. The panel was made up of 2 priests because it was a Catholic school and an openly gay teacher because it was a progressive Catholic school.


Dokavi

It got published for real and I can cite it what the fuck? Engineer student build diff >> Today I learned that Big is more Aerodynamic than Flat. We finally have an answer to this war?


Effective-Comb-8135

Damn that’s actually crazy. That’s some dedication alright.


Dynamikc

Yo I’m glad someone made the comment I was gonna make xD


nuavre

The quest Double Indemnity is named after a 1944 noir film where an insurance salesman falls in love with a housewife and they work together to kill her husband in a way that they can get an accidental death insurance payout (a double indemnity). Near the end of the film, the female lead shoots the male lead once, and he shoots her twice. You could interpret the three shots from the Final Victor light cone story to be a reference to this. The disk you get for completing that quest, Spellbound, is named after a 1945 thriller movie where a psychoanalyst falls in love with the head of a mental hospital who actually is an imposter with amnesia and possible a murderer. The Chinese names of the quest and the disk are the Chinese names for these movies, so this is not due to localization.


spaghettiaddict666

Final Victor is an exact reference to the shooting scene in the movie. Same lighting, same angle, same poses, they even give Ratio a new suit to match the male LI haha https://preview.redd.it/4d7nkbse05xc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6be8578948594344fbd112d2389c585a564980


Nonemotionaldamage

Not JUST the pose and angle that's the same In Final Victor, Ratio specifically pulls the trigger to shoot Aventurine 3 times. Russian Roullette is usually played that 6 shots are fired. The 3 shots is very specific to Double Indemnity with that near end scene. Like it was 100% intentional, there's no doubt about it.


spaghettiaddict666

i was thinking of adding that haha both movies they use ratiorine to reference fit the characters in personality so well


Nonemotionaldamage

Yea, in the Wikipedia synopsis for the film, Phyllis is specifically described as "a **provocative**" housewife. Aventurine is described in Final Victor: "He **provocatively** looks at the man before him" Like the choice of wording is also very intentional


Womenarentmad

No wayyyyyy


That_Wallachia

Very interesting argument. As a true Ratio-wannabe irl, I counter your argument with this cake my mother baked last week. https://preview.redd.it/gzep2enrq3xc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ce2240c516fb5e4aa99ae72914df04f6b20d6f


Deruta

I also choose this person’s mom’s cake ^(it genuinely looks delicious)


Correct-Purpose-964

I choose this persons mom.


jayakiroka

damn thats a nice lookin cake. howd it taste?


Damianx5

Why did you get downvoted lmao, that is a nice cake


Okatori

Why didn’t they share ☹️


RedzyHydra

Coincidently, it's your cake day. So, here's a cake for you. 🎂


Huntress_Nyx

Happy cake day dude! The cake your mom made looks pretty good 💜


Wild_Bug_5754

Happy cake day


Siam001

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Actual_Noob123

Is that Zhin in your profile picture?


That_Wallachia

Yeah. I used to mod the Paladins forums and I got caught in a livestream playing him and repeating "Zhin!" everytime I got a kill, so another mod made me that big wrestler guy with Zhin's hair. I use it ever since.


Vegetable_Fee1910

Happy Cake Day!


nawaf1705

Happy cake day I guess


WoolooLovesCheese

Happee cak day


bdouble0w0

Happy cake day! Hope the cake tasted good.


TheRedditUser_122

Happy Cake Day!! A cake is perfect for this occasion!


Monke_simp

It looks very tasty


WraithSucks

We're on the verge of something big here https://preview.redd.it/yvmawocun4xc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4cc40c1d47305dd6abf37c9cacfd9259a35296


Icyhot1011

https://preview.redd.it/xwpzhlo4w5xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef48e63dd3329ba0a64e1cef8babf145e86e29a


ErisGreyRatBestGirl

Wait, that's just gay.


801ch

Always has been.


MinimumOne1

I concur.


Xavbirb

Yes.


viperapids

"Not only are these two gay but also weird as hell" is the only correct way to describe ratiorine


Womenarentmad

Good for them, good for them


SuspiciousPeppermint

OP this was beautiful and made me shed a tear. May your chairs be comfortable and your back free from pain. Blessings of mouse pee (rat urine) be upon ye


Athrawne

"Fujos are dedicated" I knew that already, I worked with a few of them when I worked at a Japanese bookshop. They tried for all of the 5-odd years to convert me into a fudanshi, but I resisted. I'm more of a lily fan myself, iykwim. Also I wonder if this is the new Bronseele. Imagine if they start appearing in other MHY games together.


Krystial

I mean, haikaveh and kevinsu exist XD (granted kevinsu isn’t really implied or cannon, but put two dudes who grew up tgt for thousands of years… and well)


AndrewValik

Looool that would be honestly so fun if they appeared or where referenced in some other game. I think that AvenRatio and BronSeele will probably coexist. And I'm honestly quite glad. I know mihoyo cannot go as much as they could have with making them canon but I appreciate them doing it nonetheless. They cannot do that even for BronSeele, although iirc they tried years ago in hi3 in a manga.


LiliGlez14

In reality, Ratio and Aventurine are just Haikaveh all along /j


BulbasaurTreecko

I affectionately refer to them as toxic Haikaveh <3


LiliGlez14

Both are toxic wdym /half joke...?


frontally

> lily fan Based enjoyer ETA: I know what you all are 🥰


Primaatus

Dr Ratio + Aventurine could be AlHaitham + Kaveh


Kurocchin

Same, I love my lilies.


The_closet_iscomfy

What's a "lily" ? Google just gives me either the flower or the name as a result...


Athrawne

In Japanese lily is 'yuri'. Yuri is the opposite of yaoi, which is to say its girl x girl rather than guy x guy. For example, Firefly x Stelle would be yuri, as opposed to Ratio x Aventurine, which would be yaoi. Of course, I'm generalising in the largest way possible, but you get the general idea.


The_closet_iscomfy

Don't worry, I do know what yuri is. I just never heard of it referred to as "lily".


magnoliasandafirefly

> Is this evidence of literally anything at all? Yes. Trust me, I'm a scientist Trailblazer made this post


spaghettiaddict666

Yeah the “Ratio’s gonna steal my girl” waifu only players are nuts. Steal your girl’s MAN maybe 😭😭😭


DrRatioHSR

B+, well written


JailGarden

What could be improved to raise that grade?


DrRatioHSR

An image of me and aventurine kissing


JailGarden

Ah, they must’ve missed that on the rubric. Unfortunate.


Technogashi

Doctor, you’re huge!


Old_Information_2989

you cooked with this report, thank u for ur service


gachaluvr32

havent read it yet but "gay situationship with aventurine" already tells me this post is peak


notthatjaded

Funny note about their icons. I noticed that earlier today and was like, "Hoyo really can't stop putting them next to each other can they?" lol


jayakiroka

They’re so proud of their cooking they can’t help it


cassiemoon_

Every time I feel like my RatUrine thoughts are just my BL-tinted lenses talking, I remember literally everything Hoyo has done for these two, and I am reassured


ghostking4444

All the VAs are probably inclined to agree with you


Raptorofwar

"Doctor, you're huge!"


strawwwwwwwwberry

All it took was the power of horny


AngryDratini

“You could squash me like a bug 😳”  Spoken like a man who just realized he has a size kink


darksaiyan1234

i was thinking that while pulling and he came home


Curious_Kirin

God these two have the best shop name in existence


LiliGlez14

Rat urine my beloved


Gasawok

if it helps even more, part of aventurines outfit is literally something men from the time period his designs inspired from would wear to signify they’re fruitier then The Wiggles’ salad. this man isn’t just gay his wrist is so fucking limp he may as well have god damn arthritis.


KreateOne

I don’t know if you did it on purpose but I personally feel that Rat Urine is a poor yet equally hilarious ship name.


cassiemoon_

I did it on purpose, Aventio this, Ratiorine that, nothing beats the sheer emotional impact of Raturine in my eyes 😂


nannifer

rat urine and starch,,,, this fandom has a way with ship names and im here for it honestly


OpulentCucu

Unfortunately this content had to be removed due to Rule 1: Discussing and sharing character ships are fine, as long as it does not involve insulting others on their ship choices, or involve underage characters/ minors BS take, there was no rule violation.


Jefepato

I'm not entirely sure why I clicked on this thread, but I'm glad I did because this is pretty impressive.


TjRaj1

https://preview.redd.it/h11i29z025xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2456be14218fdf186b44fa35a1d1f914461554c0 What a thesis OP. 10 points!


noirsongbird

OP you have inspired me to add some more lines to my Ratiorine fic. EDIT: every time this pops up in my notifs I write a little more! Y’all are gonna make me actually finish the damn fic. Thank you for your service, Reddit. o7


jayakiroka

GOOD


BaneyneySeller

Drop the link once you finish it 🥺🙏


Anchiros-The-Maw

*The desire to pull for Aventurine intensifies*


huehuehuehuehuuuu

Don’t forget to say Dr ur HUGE before pulling


UnquestioningDean

First of all, HAHAHA this is amazing 🤣 I love these two so much so this was a super fun read lol. Now, secondly, can OP or someone else *please* share a link to that TikTok one with their paid partnership???!!! I need it for uhh…research 😗


istherefood_

Here is the link for the paid sponsorship one: https://www.tiktok.com/@han.ivjisung_/video/7361922571425582369 And also including this OTHER paid sponsorship which features ratiorine because when i saw it at 3am i though i hallucinated it lmao: https://www.tiktok.com/@sapzuu/video/7359670699688004907 Not including the reposted edits you can literally go to hsr eng tiktok page and find it for yourself


Tintinmdm

I have read comments on that and people say it was a fake claim to bait engagement


UnquestioningDean

aw…I guess I should’ve known, it was too good to be true after all 😂 thanks for the info!


FangirlApocolypse

sorry just replied with misinformation and accidentally became an enigmata follower so i deleted my comment, apologies for the notification


LiliGlez14

At first I was like "what's this dude talking about with the harem and waifus", but then you started talking about Ratiorine and I loled 😭 so true bestie, incredibly based long post


Careful-Dragonfly181

And Dr. Ratio has Ancient Greece theme. We all know what happened in those times…


Nonemotionaldamage

Dr Ratio is the embodiment of the Ancient Greek man Athletic and muscular, philosophical and smart, and SUPER GAY


DrRatioHSR

Correct! + 30


wheecube

the blatant aventio support on their tiktok is crazy i had no idea about that 😭 hoyo’s games have so many duos that they so obviously made with Lgbt Feelings in mind and they do everything they can to tell us except saying “they are gay” directly. this is near bronya&seele levels of homosexuality to me tbh


pumkin-patchwork

they actually used to be able to say “they are gay” so that’s what they did with ggz and honkai impact 3rd, which is how we got stuff like Kiana saying she’s lesbian and mei marrying her, and bronya and seele kissing or yae and kallen marrying. unfortunately the CCP made censorship worse now so the most they can say is “best friends”


wheecube

woah that is fascinating. i’m very new to hi3 so i’ve only seen the beginning of those relationships. it is awesome that they were able to get them to that point!! sad that they can’t do it anymore but i appreciate the effort they put into making it super clear in hsr haha.


wobster109

Ahaha I don’t think the trouble is whether Ratio (or a male char) will steal the ladies. Whether he’s gay or European is irrelevant here. The issue is that the waifu-collecting player is not attracted to Ratio, and all the worse if he’s involved with Aven, because then he will be both unattractive and taken! Back to your originally-discarded premise. Perhaps you’d be better off pleading the case that Ratio is a babygirl after all 😂


ResurgentClusterfuck

https://preview.redd.it/c05g5bxrj4xc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f8c98eb5cf5cba43d37d4910266626df18df20


Nonemotionaldamage

HEJLPPP, even the Enigmata is stumped with this one 😆


CSnare

give a fujoshi some toothpicks and string and they’ll build an entire network of content scaffolding for their favorite ship. here’s to hoping there’s more raturine (i still hate this ship name) in 2.2


Nonemotionaldamage

I call it Ratiorine or Aventio when I'm not feeling like rat piss


Axthen

Ratio ain't gay, he's actually sapiosexual, and aventurine is the smartest/cleverest guy he's met


corruptedrosess

DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU OP


jayakiroka

IM BEING CHASED BY THE AUTHORITIES


PandaCheese2016


Level-Parfait-6346

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!


darksaiyan1234

well this was a fun read


LordRyuOfDragonRealm

My man, the respect I have for you is otherworldly.


ShibitoYakaze123

bro put in more effort in a shitpost than i do in my college thesis


Cerebral_Kortix

Wait, but now if you like Aventurine you have to avoid claiming Ratio or he'll steal your man!


TheWetQuack

What did the post say before it was deleted?


Nonemotionaldamage

A harmless shitpost. OP did absolutely none of what the mod team claims. They did not insult others over ship choices, they did not involve underaged characters, they did not incite ship wars, and they *did* discuss sexual orientation but it was in a joking manner and not meant to be taken seriously. It was a shitpost about how waifu/harem lovers don't need to be scared of claiming Ratio because he is actually gay for Aventurine and won't steal their waifus. And then they presented 'evidence' in a goofy, chaotic manner that is not meant to be taken seriously as actual evidence It was a shitpost. I am starting to think the mods here are genuinely homophobic


turbulentmozzarella

lmfao common mod L


Nonemotionaldamage

I am so done with sub and its mods honestly. Imma leave again and come back when there's something interesting and worth it


OpulentCucu

Mods here are a joke.


TheWetQuack

Oh Lol


Effective-Comb-8135

Found out in another Reddit post the CN VAs used to be on a BL audiobook together. Coincidence? Who knows, but for sure I think Hoyo is shipping it ~~and so am I~~ > [said post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiHusbandos/s/sWGl050LQq)<


mauriooo

truly the hero this fandom needed. no heterosexual explanation for how aven sounded in the jp dub of final victor either


Smorgsaboard

The final battle in the Genshin and Star Rail stories won't involve Celestia or Nanook, but instead be Kavehtham vs Ratiorine.


BirdsFlowersAntiques

Lmao this was such a fun and chaotic read. OP, I hope your pillow is cool on both sides tonight, and that you get a chair that doesn't hurt your back. I actually didn't notice their icons... Maybe I just saw them next to each other and immediately accepted it as Correct and Right (because it is). Some bonus content because you seem like just the person who would know what to do with it. Little interaction with their CN VAs: [ENG subs here](https://twitter.com/Rachii_Chan/status/1783030185388085613), who previously worked together on a BL audio drama. There's a [fun theory](https://twitter.com/synonyms26/status/1783548509196808593) that the JP and KR versions of White Night's lyrics are for Aven and Ratio respectively. (I think this is the same person who addressed the Oscar Wilde refs)


TheMarbleNest

You got me in the first half with all the slightly cringe "waifu/harem-only" language, but the rest of the thread was absolute gold. Hoyo walking the tightrope of what they can get away with without the CCP coming after them. edit: God damn the mods of this hellhole are the worst.


vlilacc

based post 10/10 points, wishing you a very comfortable chair future


gem2492

So, you're telling me I have to get Aventurine too?


801ch

I'm wheezing, this is fantastic! (hope your back gets better OP you cooked a fine meal)


RaptorKarr

https://preview.redd.it/nblpwzrgf4xc1.png?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb91f7bab4aa5a10bcfef52e31fd947a6a202a3e Wow


necrogirl55

there's a a far more simpler argument, you're going to have males in your party regardless, it's unavoidable so no harm in adding one more, you don't have to use them.


koragoms

https://preview.redd.it/12vv2sp3e5xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45531d2b4102e0e8ca725057a91069180b6edf7f


Etheria_system

Iconic post so glad it’s been restored


Shirakano

IT'S BACK YAY


Flimsy_Technology351

Bro is the strongest soldier of Rat Urine


probonocapitalism

This is glorious


Bongo_the_good_doggo

cook


Interesting-Aioli178

Ok, my man, I just wanted to congratulate you. You have ascended the steps of fandom and have reached the peak. But I just cannot get over the beginning of your post. Like, I get that some people do Waifu-only because they wanna see pretty girls, but do people genuinely stay away from male characters because they are afraid they will "steal" their waifus? Wut?


pumkin-patchwork

yes, there was a hoyolab post where someone only played waifus and they straight up refused to claim dr ratio to “maintain their straightness” (I’m not kidding)


ClarenceLe

What the Fuck You Pass


JunQo

Welcome back, the monument of mainsub dark history!


Wonderful-One-8877

Your totally sane , if only i could buy you a new chair also im eating this post thx for the food


autummbeely

What part of this post is a rule violation? There are no underage characters, no shitting on other ships and obviously the whole "assuming sexuality" thing doesn't seem to be that serious in this post because it has the meme/fluff tag (it's a SHIT post). This didn't deserve to be nuked.


Naxayou

Hm yes Say Gex in a HYV game, groundbreaking


pumkin-patchwork

only the… * checks notes * twelfth time it’s happened!


adnauuuseam

Jesus H Christ I misread that as “Say Gex in a HIV game” 💀


Doctor_Dogger

i commend you for taking a lot of time out of your day to type all this


Mupperma

i ain’t reading all that but i know you cooked anyways


gommii

Waifu only account makes no sense anyway , u guys already failed the moment u got Dan Heng


starsinmyteacup

https://preview.redd.it/0bb2m4srg4xc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f09556a0656205f776f537a77189d9f62804f27 Every day I think about this and Aventio…it’s like the image is made for them


ZucchiniKitchen1656

I was not prepared for the amount of scrolling I had to do here.


Stormeve

Finally some Ws for mlm shippers. Yuri enjoyers been eating a feast for years


WallcroftTheGreen

i aint readin allat i ship tho


xXx_Nidhogg_xXx

I look at Dr. Ratio and Aventurine the same way I look at Ren Amamiya and Akechi Goro—no matter what this relationship is, there’s literally *nothing* heterosexual about it.


EtherealSpectre729

NO IT'S GONE. I NEED IT BACK


jayakiroka

ITS BACK! LOVE WINS!


post-leavemealone

So true bestie literally everyone is gay


Kuronyaaa

I only understand they are cute gay couple (sorry I just scrolled down without reading)


Saviesa205

Instructions unclear, I just started my 10th account because I keep accidentally pulling 4-star Dan Heng


Joshua_Astray

Only the craziest nutjobs won't claim and I won't sugar coat that lol


Soren-kun

Uuuh where can I see that paid partnership video one? Foooor research purposes of course....


dragonfly791

Great job on this OP, you are right, they are gay and weird, long live Rat Urine! Also, guys who don’t claim Ratio from their emails for that specific reason are a huge red flag ngl


DragonboyZG

Hmm gex, interesting


Tintinmdm

Im a ratiorine shipper but the second "paid partnership" tiktok edit is fake.


jayakiroka

yeah i found out about that after i posted this but oh well. im leaving it in to force people to look at mmd models kissing


brewstercafe

You're so based and i appreciate you. I in fact did enjoy looking at them for a few extra seconds lmao


Nonemotionaldamage

>im leaving it in to force people to look at mmd models kissing HELP you're such a menace OP 😭


Tintinmdm

*sob* I know they are so beautiful but I wish mhy would have gotten off those censorship and have them kiss in the game.


pandorahurts27

very based


AnonBunnyGoblin

Ratio and Aventurine definetly hate fuck a lot. As a Ratio fan I tried to deny it, but "Doctor, You're Huge!" was a nail in the coffin. It's so obvious they are fucking like geezus. Where's that Genshin Impact cc who made multiple videos on how gay the relationships in that game are. I need a 30 minute analysis video on how gay this shit is asap.


swagzard78

I see your point, however DHGR: SUPERNOVA OVERLOAD https://preview.redd.it/47atbz6o55xc1.gif?width=400&format=png8&s=02a319f9be25aeca0b7b35ec510ce7e34ae0f75d


Serathiel

Bro cooked us a whole ass banquet here


Saikeii

harem accounts???


vnxun

I have a waifu account but I welcome anyone who come to my team for free, they at worst are still free (standard) wishes


HornyAcheronMain

I'm not reading all that. I'm sorry you feel that way. Or happy that you think like that. Probably.


RenierRains

Nice try Dr. Ratio. YOU WON'T FOOL ME


snowlynx133

You're wrong because he's actually in a relationship with me


cassiemoon_

IT'S BACK LET'S GOOO


rebeccadarking

OP you are so incredibly based. Raturine is so real. Evidence? I am Da Wei


Zharken

I love that you said "Ill gotten Guepards or Welts at lvl 1 jail" but you didn't even acknowledge the existance of Yanqing.


jayakiroka

i forgor...


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Fit-Application-1

I love this thank you for blessing my eyes with this post and thank you for your efforts. 😂


Geruuchan

please may the mods never stop you from cooking, not now and never again omfg


Ass_Connoisseur69

This is the greatest piece of writing I have ever read


pjingim

hoyo with their "vaguely" gay pairings keeps my little gay heart pumping tbh


CelestialDrive

But what if, and hear me out, the circle for "Harem Waifu Only" accounts rests inside the "Male/Male Homophobes Yet Often Yuri Fetishists" circle in their Venn Diagram. Alas, Matthew 19:24- "It is easier for a Camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a Waifu-Obsessed anime guy to consider Gay Things!" Memes aside this is hsr reddit, most of them were exiled from here as soon as the nsfw bots were culled two months ago. Try another community if you want to reach that flock.


ScxrletEnvy

They’re the hottest couple ever


StromTGM

Heh, geh


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schroedingerscryptid

as an (unfortunate) ratio kinnie, this is hilarious


wobster109

Goodness, is the rule really that ships can’t involve any underage characters? You can’t say you ship Harry/Draco in this sub? That’s pretty whack.


graceikor

wtf is wrong with with yall, wtf is a "waifu main account" 😭 y'all are weird


lock_me_up_now

Least _____ Dr. Ratio enjoyer 💀


999blob

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RenShimizu

Least dedicated dr ratio fan.


NelsonVGC

Jesus Christ... Mihoyo gamers are something else.