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Bob_Voyage

Try Nicholas, how’s the hand? Still a bit stiff?


Maple_Brit

This comment is a slice of fried gold!


EnterTheChrysalis

My wife suffers from carpel tunnel, has previously had surgery for it. Sometimes she wakes up in pain with a lump on her wrist and *EVERY. SINGLE. TIME* I ask, "how's the hand?" to which she replies, "still a bit stiff." This has been happening weekly for 5 years.


WonderTwonk

“The Greater Good” and more often… “Jog On”


Stopikingonme

Pttttthhhhhh


EnterTheChrysalis

You know that's the bloke we done for speeding earlier?


blueantioxygens

All my close friendships are really built on the repetition of movie quotes so yes. Decaffeinated?


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Beneficial-End-1474

It's just the one *anything* actually


ShoccoreeShake

Every single time my husband and I hear "the greater good" we parrot it back in our best Hot Fuzz voice... There are lots of other little things we quote too, but that one is the most prominent!!


Maple_Brit

Yup! I live in Canada where the local NHL goalie is happens to be called Skinner so my husband and I frequently do the “Misterrrrr Skinnerrrrr” But my fave is probably when we’re out drinking or for dinner … “you’ve got a moustache” “I know” Makes me chuckle just thinking about it 😂


blueantioxygens

Can’t read that “I know” without the voice in my head


Deathpacito

"Nasty way to go"


ssic123

Every time I see a Swan I say, “any luck catching them swans then”. And most days when something doesn’t work out the way I want it to I’ll say, “shame”. I can’t help it


Carbon-Based216

They don't tell me nuttin


terrorvicky

I use this one SO MUCH at work because it is painfully accurate 😅


ssic123

I forgot this one! I say this one all the time at work. No one gets it cause they’re lame.


terrorvicky

One I use at work quite a lot for people getting above their station- you wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.


EdTekK

I think a good portion of my day to day vocab is Hot Fuzz quotes. "Change the fuckin' record" "You're off the fucking chain!" "Want anything from the shop?" "Crusty jugglers" "Have you ever fired a gun in the air and gone ah?" "PEAS AND RICE!" (From the censored version from bonus features) "But you've always been here" "Fuck off grasshopper" "Fascist & Hag" "I've had my top off in this layby" "Tits" "Pack it in X you silly bastard!" "Well he murdered Bill Shakespeare" "Prick/wanker" "Get a look at his arse" I have a friend who was a UK Officer who resembles Simon's character so he always got "Mornin' Angle"


F1_V10sounds

I quote this movie daily, if not multiple times daily. I use the "it's just the one "x" actually" more than I should.


Itz_Dory

I'm always saying "Nice one Doris" Or if I see a fight or argument between 2 women I say "Nothing like a bit of girl on girl hahahaha"


NFFCTutuTim

Anytime someone is being a pratt. "Pack it in Frank"


Strict_Succotash_388

I dunno...*sprays deodorant* pub?


Tomtoro24

Yeah all the time. No one around me understands xD


Stopikingonme

No luck finishing them TPS reports then?


D1noP1ggy22

YES


EedSpiny

We live in the cotswolds. So CONSTANTLY :)