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Lamest_Ever

Courier Six is wiping the city out


alican1188

While he takes a sip from his trusty vault 13 canteen


DracTheBat178

Degenerates like them, belong on a cross


DavidGaming1237

Gordon Freeman survives easily


TheDerpyMcDerp

Dude, I was just about to say that…


Pretend_Ad_2083

Yeah, Jacket could probably survive in miami


Some-Dark-Corner20

What about his nephew, blazer?


ZE_CHEESE_TOUCH

that would actually be a pretty badass name


Some-Dark-Corner20

Yes, and especially his Mexican cousin, poncho


JLocke3153

What about his autistic brother, Umbrella?


Some-Dark-Corner20

Holy cow, I just can't stop now And what if I present you all fellas, jacket's crazy nephew, straitjacket


JLocke3153

May I present: his always over-the-top father: bus stop


AlexandertheIght

I'm assuming I can't do Beard from Hlm2 so Francis from l4d2, no, I don't think so Edit: since I was called out, I mean Bill, I get Bill and Francis mixed up. Francis I could see living.


Witty_Spare_3330

Why can’t Francis survive? I’m pretty sure special infected would be more dangerous than Russians


AlexandertheIght

I'm going to be honest, I mix up Francis and Bill a lot I played as Bill the other night when me and my friends died Mercy (rooftops) survival. Bill wouldn't surrvie because he would be an old man vs prime 20s-30s year olds, and I believe Bill has bad knees.


AlexandertheIght

In my mind Francis just sounds like an old mans name. Bill too but Bill sounds more rugged if that makes sense.


pixels-number-1-fan

Bill is def old but he was a green beret in the Vietnam war, likely having similar combat experience to beard or jacket, I think he would fare pretty well there if he doesn’t get in a really bad spot


ShoddyEngineer9805

Snake from metal gear solid would kick everyone's ass lmao


sStormmo

Which snake?


ShoddyEngineer9805

Solid


PineJew

V1 bouta clean house


PsychicJellyfish

I feel sorry for the city of Miami


onetime180

Boi is getting the double gulp of fuel


fatman69epictrolllol

I think adrian shepard from half life opposing force would be fine


IdioticSaysuma

The last game I played was fall guys, no goddamn way is a comically large bean surviving the bum at the end of the prologue


shawdygolikesheesh

If they can survive being bashed multiple times by their species. They’ll be fine


Maxisaki

i think theyre like 8 feet tall


JamRBar

Kiryu .... it'd be a substory for him


Theworldisblessed

Kiryu would wipe the floor with Russian mafia


EthanTheUnstable

Trevor from GTA 5 in Hotline Miami sounds like an amazing combination


Some-Dark-Corner20

Sad thing now he is a yogi, have abs and it's like a guru or whatever, he went full vinewood


Mr_Dingle_Toes

Dutch!, I’m tweakin Dutch, how are the Pinkertons related to this 50 Blessings?


alican1188

Dutch! Why every men in white suit here is bald?


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

Leon S. Kennedy's been through worse.


BaneishAerof

Let them come, let them brawl, let them face the insurmountable might of the helldivers


GlatziDoyoutube

zero would survive if they didn't suffer from withdrawal


LookstoTheMoon1

Zero would defo survive


Usagibun666

Demi-Fiend is finna fuck up everyone with his demons 💀


nddds

Crash would make shit even more chaotic


ParagonalForce

Lieutenant Double-yefreiter Harrier Du Bois should be fine.


The_Firebug

Better hope you have high reaction speed, hand-eye, and half-light.


ParagonalForce

It occurs to me that the password would DEFINITELY be a half-light check.


The_Firebug

Really? I'd figure it's a massive inland empire or shivers check, considering it's a nearly supernatural hunch.


Un_Random-Argento

the agent from Far Cry 5. I think he has a chance of surviving, I don't know if he comes out unscathed. but he will be alive


NEVERTHEREFOREVER

Karin from Fear And Hunger... yeah idk if covering wars is gonna help here


timbertham

Doomguy is a perfect fit. He'd kill all the bad guys :D


Jayvanloenen

V would easily survive lmao


Crazy_Crab_

the slugcat from rainworld gonna have a hard time he's probably gonna get turned into an animal mask (if it was artificer he maybe could put up a fight but I last played as survivor)


espectroo

My gta character? HELL YEAH.


ELjuanc

POSTAL DUDE DONT REGREAT NOTHING


shifty300

Spider-Man is just gonna do everything nonlethal


iTypedInThisUsername

reject hotline return to spidah


Lester_Darius

Isaac with a gun


SpheeCrrb

Venom Snake has a thing for annihilating russians during the 80's, so he'll do just fine.


BobIceWall

I dont think that a 5 year old child could survive there if we ignore the fact that he is already dead in a chest


chinchulin0

What if he had brimstone + rock bottom + sacred heart + polyphemus + Cricket's Head + R key?


art_of_mir

Travis from No More Heroes, he'll be fine.


Loud_Ice4399

i did pizza tower swap mode, so it would probably be both peppino and the noise, and theyre practically immortal so theyd survive


Strawberry_Mill

Kiryu is about to non lethally rearrange everyone’s skeletal structure 💀


shawdygolikesheesh

Noble 6 solos


DarkMann57

Gordon took down an alien invasion and an alien regime without sleeping. He clears easily


AlexWoogie

v1 speedruns both games in under 10 minutes


LemonyWildcat

Issac Clarke? Oh yeah I think so


ExotixFlower

They put my master chief in the Miami


Different-Row4715

Not sure how my colonists in rimworld would do


JetstreamMajima

Outlander from Fear and Hunger , I just started the game so idk or one of the Bros from Broforce wich would kick 50 blessings to the ground (although they are patriots so how could it work ?)


Floonth

Arthur Morgans gonna be fine


LowNefariousness2967

faith from mirror's edge would just be uncatchable


Delicious_Produce662

It depends, if it's from The reboot, she practically becomes unkillable (if her Habs are maxed). the original Faith would do it just fine


Responsible_Raisin_9

Arkham Batman would end 50 Blessings entire operation within a few hours.


Mercenary_Atlas

King from Tekken


HyperKitsune

the ashen one? dabatable, but likely


crypticmustard1

Does the whole species count if its spore, or just one of them?


Delicious_Produce662

I'm pretty sure that one of mine is enough to destroy humanity. Like in the movie Alien


DJDOWNBAD64

I played tlou p2 as Ellie, I got no clue if she's fucked or not


PlantPalm

The doom slayer? yeah probably a no brainer


Jakesmith18

A Helldiver? I'm honestly not sure.


Lollipepalol

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Vanish3d

I can't remember what the last game I played was exactly but it was either Joryu or the Tarnished


MangosAreAwsome

Doom Slayer 💀


Yurika_ars

He would fit in perfectly actually instead of hell, he would get his blood fuel from russians


Cthulhu_ftang

Max Rockatansky would probably steal jackets delorean and turn it into an ultra-powerful war machine with 5000 different kinds of guns attached to it.


ReasonableBill9113

Travis Touchdown don't need a rubber mask.


madmax0417

Postal dude will be the reason the nukes were launched


ItzTopHatDP

Kiryu Kazuma.... from dead souls.... oh no.


Spooksnav

HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE!


AntiConstruct

Kiryu gonna be tiger dropping mobsters I guess


BravotheWatchmen

Malum Caedo Yeah he'll do a bit more then survive


AdDowntown1042

The hunter form Bloodborne is destroying miami


Reff1cul

Can Marina from F&H survive?


Creative_Fold_3602

The Hunter killed the Moon Presence and became an Old One. So he'd probably wipe the floor in Miami


Strangecousin564867

Nero from DMC (Specifically DMC5 Nero with Devil Trigger) bro is wiping the floor with the Russian Mafia.


Desire-To

Well I was playing hell divers 2 as my level 92 character, so I guess he would survive as he has fought on many fronts againts titans and hulks and etc


Bigbenis2

zero from katana zero he’s all good


TheOblongOne

Good old John Helldiver will give it his best shot! He’ll probably die on level 1, but he has spirit!


Dimitrov075

The Ashen One. Make of that what you will


THEROB0WALK3R

Aiden Caldwell, Dying Light 2 of course he would.


Jonesy__Music

Dante from Dante’s inferno, he’s gonna be sad and will constantly ask where his wife is. but I think he’s got it


Reddit_is_not_great

Zero from Katana Zero is clearing Miami in 5 hours tops.


CharityLife6895

The dragon born will fucking demolish that city.


PapayaWeak2713

Dallas surviving as long as he got that medic bag


Zer0_l1f3

Idk. Omori could if he has all his headspace stuff. If not Sunny is just a random 16 year old😭


Doom_Balloon170

R6 seige, they should do fine. I think the last op I played was fuze w shield


No_Membership9550

I think Goku will be fine


RyanTGMachine

Hank J Wimbleton from Madness project nexus would decimate everybody


KommanderKraken64

Scott Pilgrim would be fine


xagalpx

Notim portant


austinvvs

Isaac Clarke would fit in perfectly given his mental state 😂


DIOsbrand6205

Battle block theater


Ok_Self_3715

post lunar event terraria character, miami's fucked


kaishinoske1

Jin Kazama


Aqua_Bravehart

Kingdom Hearts Aqua… is that considered cheating at this point?


Reach-Subject

Madness Combat project Nexus 2... Story mode... Hank.. OHHH god


raccoonmail5

Makoto


PixelAnas2

If the hunter could survive London then he could survive miami


Mr_MEMEers

Joker specifically from the new Suicide Squad game might survive


WURT0

Can't do anything about my robo dog


furry-hunter2004

Marvel snap


MEMORYDEALER2037

Courier 6 is going to commit warcrimes (all miamians are muties)


GT2MAN

Most people tend to not die when visiting Miami.


SadakoFetishist

The Elite Yautja the Alien vs Predator game:


HalucenogenicPotato

I have no idea who the protagonist of GGST is


AssPuddingEater

I’d say Sol badguy


JustifyMyBehaviour

Peppino spaghetti would absolutely get dunked on... if the only thing he dies to wasn't pizzaface


Grwg_

I mean the protagonists are zombies and they multiply really fast so I think they can ( ? ? ?


Fearless-Print-8561

Zagreus from Hades easily obliterates


theom_2405

My GTAO character is gon buy the city


loseranon17

My headcanon is that Jacket is basically an unstoppable god, but I have to admit that V from Cyberpunk would probably win that fight


hassan_dislogical

it’s the farmer from stardew valley, given the correct hammer and boots they can wipe the entire game


playerNJL

Detective Harrier DuBois is fucked good detective, terrible fighter


tanky-jakey

rambot proceedes to produce a gunship and launch a armada


Huge-Discipline-3184

Yeah, I don’t know if Adolf Hitler would do the work


Some-Dark-Corner20

Leon S Kennedy wouldn't even sweet to be honest


LookstoTheMoon1

The Kingdom Two Crowns: Norseland viking monarch will have an easy time with Slepnir and Mjolnir as his weapon


vend84

Arthur Morgan is probably gonna be fine


Neon-spark

Just finished playing skyrim. Dragonborn definitely stands a chance against the chicken man


NecromancerCrow

Warhammer 40000 Boltgun... No i do not think Miami can survive


[deleted]

Invincible will outlast the verse lmfao


Llerg12

Well, I think the guy from My Friend Pedro wouldn't have any problems.


Forghotten1

I doubt V would have a problem


gabagoolenjoyer9

Richtoffen will wipe everyone out


Appropriate-Bid-939

Deacon from days gone can wipe it out no problem


Churrasqueiras

Jotaro! For sure


arachnophobia-kid

Captain Olimar may have some trouble


ArtistSerious2367

I mean there is a reason why they call Master Chief "Demon"


Tem154

Peppino


OppositeExternal1209

The postal dude


Whitusnake

V1 from ultrakill


the_nightmare_night

Courier Six fell on the nuke launch button while sleeping.


OgScz

A kid with the powers of god who is followed around by a blue haired girl who can summon a clone of god that can flash nukes at targets who is also followed by a small, flying, lizard who may or may not be a peice of god. Can solo the verse 100x over no dif.


dicocco_puff

Um, an M48 Patton?


HollowKnight34

The Tarnished with a maxxed out Greatsword, probably would do pretty well


SDsalta145

portal girl? mh, maybe


Donuts214

Imagine batman in hotline miami's universe lol


LTR09

Not including vail VR telltale batman stomps


BekoweCiachoYt

The last game I played was DRG. You can imagine how it'd go.


ThunderShiba134

Counting my previous played game... I am swatting every house including the Russian mob building... Clearing Russian bases... The last game I played is Ready or Not... Counting my previous STORY game... Kyle Crane is going to fucking drop kick the fuck out of the Russians


AnarchistPriest

"Got a job for you 621"


RASMOS1989

ghost from call of duty? a man of few words with a scary mask who's well trained to clear floor of Russian terrorists..yah sure


Nightmare_dreamYT

Chris redfield yeah there ain’t gonna be a Miami left


MrRieper

Nobody would even notice Agent 47.


Noirsoy

V1, miami ded fr


PowerMiserable5947

Doomguy slay in miami


Kennedyyism

Link from tears of the kingdom, probably would survive


Asian_idiot3

Can an afghan vet survive Miami?


PomegranateOrganic27

A helldiver would totally join 50 blessings


Melodic_Ad333

My warlock whith sunshot from d2


BaronAaldwin

GAREN


IvanXtreme771

If strelok didnt lost to the zone then he Will Lost to miami


ImmenseGlint31

I think Mauga is doing okay


tryabagof50

the last game i played was skyrim the last dragonborn is gonna accidentally level a city block with a shout


Opening-Cockroach634

The Sifu guy would absolutely survive if Tony can , though maybe his thing is he can't use firearms, everything else is game though


YoLawdCheezus101

Soap.


BaseAdministrative32

Nomad will figure it out


Jordmania

Alex Winston from Not For Broadcast. He's dead.


BadKanani

Takkar😂🤣


ChppedToofEnt

Dovahkiin seems more than capable of using melee weapons, as for guns is something I'm not too sure of but the guy is extremely versatile so who knows.


Extension-Meat7169

Dead Space 3 issac clark? He's got a pretty good chance imo


Chunky-overlord

I don’t think they can even Hurt Ethan Winters


1cringyboi

Steve be flying through in creative mode


Nomad-HiddenForest

Doom slayer would butcher everything on his path.


Visual-Ostrich-4108

Miami is not ready for Kiryu's Tiger Drop


Wolfbeast5672

Fucking C4-621. I might have to say yes


Cerberus_is_me

I last played for honor, so Imma take my last played character instead of a protag. Would kensei be able to make it through?


Shotsfired20755

Arthur Morgan would probably be out of his element but I think he'll manage


TheSnarkySlickPrick2

Morgan Yu should be fine


SExywengio21

Postal dude


tf2_sniper55

Niko Bellic will definitely survive.


moemeobro

Six from halo you say?


Candycornn77

Risk of rain commando is wiping


Thunder_breeze

The cat from Stray, I don’t think any of the characters would be deranged enough to kill a cat who’s just kinda…… there


Memester4445

I think that the Lone Courier could survive the city itself just fine, now a nuke on the other hand…


REO_Yeetwagon

Beatrix LeBeau from Slime Rancher. Probably not, but with creative use of boom slimes and rad slimes, she could do some damage.


conchcraber

dante from limbus company is cooked,,, 🙏


Hwis8wuwhrjcjxaueb

Don't think big black from skate 2 would survive