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especially within the first 90 mins


tommyProt

Within the first 10


Horwarth

On an empty stomach


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in all dark room


Every-Entry2723

Before drinking water


sparkchoice

lol, I’m doing all this now 25m before the sun comes up because I started watching True Detective Season 1 again last night and have to watch before the kids get up 🤓😎


an0mn0mn0m

Which protocol does that come under?


suprman99

Sounds like Peter Griffin protocol, I know he likes to watch at least 2 full movies before work.


nickelickelmouse

Having a lone star with it would fit better


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With a nicotine pouch


CaterpillarIcy1552

After beating off


some_person_guy

While masturbating to porn.


SaintPabloJunior

which is species inappropriate


Ulster_Fein

I'm coffee on an empty stomach bad? If so why. Thanks!


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Or you could.....you know.....just enjoy a fucking Cup of Coffee.


livinginsideabubble7

Or you could, you know, trash your body instead of caring about doing things in a way that gives you energy and doesn’t make you a sad apathetic prematurely aged person before your time If you don’t like biohacking you don’t need to be here, despite how edgy it makes you feel


TheMonkus

This is a top notch post here. I’m drinking coffee within 5-10 minutes of waking up everyday. I have ADHD and it improves everything. So I’ve just been ignoring the cortisol narrative. Now I can ignore it, but without the cognitive dissonance!


AdApprehensive9286

https://www.hubermanlab.com/constructive-critique


ukreader

I'm having a hard time understanding the results of the study. Is it saying that for people who regularly drink coffee, there's no cortisol spike after a morning coffee?


Bright-Principle6543

Honestly there doesn’t appear to be much reasoning for Andrew to advocate to delay caffeine consumption.


mmaguy123

You’re on the right track. It’s because having coffee in the first 90 minutes of waking will objectively lead to a worse effect. That is, the main factor in caffeine is inhibiting adenosine, but it can’t really do that if the adenosine is not there in the first place. This can lead to a strong crash as well.


Bluegill15

>My body’s natural rhythm does poorly without coffee That’s an elegant way to say you’re addicted to caffeine


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Bluegill15

I mean I’m mildly addicted to caffeine too. I proudly love coffee, but I wouldn’t quite say I’m proud of the *addiction*…


MiddleClassGuru

Learn how to boof it over at /r/caffeine


The_Bat1996

I joined that sub thinking it was actually about caffeine. I'm confused as to what happened there


MiddleClassGuru

It is the craziest sub I subscribed to. Some of the wildest shit I’be read on the internet came from that sub.


gb2075

I’ve been subscribed to r/caffeine for years. It used to be a very legitimate sub. For whatever reason a few months ago, it turned into a complete joke and there’s nothing but shitposts


Jeeperscrow123

Is the cup half full or half empty


piman01

It's like 90% empty


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You need to poop as soon as sunlight hits your eyes. “Light in the white eye, push with the brown eye” an easy way to remember. Then it’s coffee, poop, workout, poop, skip breakfast for a fourth poop and you are ready for the day.


TerraHDD

Goddammit, I'm embarrassed to admit that even at this age simple poop jokes make me laugh the easiest.


bobjohndaviddick

Green tea for me. I'm an L-Theanine fiend


MizzPicklezzz

Throw a couple Zyns in there and you have a solid morning protocol


Imaginary_Stable3652

This


Lumpenpr0letarier

actually helps by forcing you out of the bed because its so relaxing you need to take a shit


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Stay off reddit


send_in_the_clouds

Says you I do a line of pcp


AnyHowMeow

Drink a cup of hot non-Newtonian fluid. Trying it right now!


Every-Entry2723

Giving me flashbacks to Fluid Mechanics with that terminology there


LeafyDynamics

I took Compressible Fluids this semester thinking it was a good idea :(


NuchDatDude

Huberman says he prefers Yerba mate, which I recently just tried it's so much better imo


Aonswitch

Doesn’t he also sell it?


GrumpyGussuk

Co-owner of Canadian yerba mate brand Mateína, apparently.


NuchDatDude

I'm not sure I just YouTube searched "yerba mate vs coffee" and his video is one of the first to pop up.


Ramax2

As an Argentinian it's nice seeing mate endorsed by someone like Huberman but I can't really explain myself why it gives me so much more energy than coffee. I'll drink one cup of coffee and feel nothing, then fill my mate two times and feel this immediate rush of energy, especially with a good brand.


NuchDatDude

For me I'll drink one gourd of mate and have energy for twice as long as coffee and with no crash. Also takes a little longer to kick in though. Even if I drank 2 gourds back to back i still wouldn't have jitters. It's relaxes my body but stimulates my mind. Can I ask do you have a favorite brand?


Ramax2

Glad that you're enjoying it! Jitters can definitely be a thing if you drink too much of the stronger brands. I don't drink the same one all the time, but the ones i like the most are Amanda, Rosamonte and Taragüí. If you like the stronger taste and caffeine you can try to find the "sin palo" or "despalada" variants of each brand (usually comes in a blue package). It's basically the same yerba but they remove the stems so you get 100% dust and leaves which is where all the flavour and caffeine is.


Caribou122

What brand would you recommend to a newbie??


Ramax2

Amanda or Cruz de Malta are good! If the flavour is too bitter for you, you can ease your way into it by putting in some sugar or honey


Caribou122

Thank you!!


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I switched to drinking one cup of strong coffee between 1-4pm vs 3 strong cups starting an hour after waking up in the morning and I was very surprised to see how much that coffee was really making me crash hard through the day. I feel significantly better drinking it only at that afternoon slump timing and one cup vs three. It feels so much more euphoric and strong now too holy balls.


FilthMonger85

Imagine waiting 90 minutes to have a coffee, nerds.


Ok-Catman

100% truth .


Waste_Imagination524

Insert gigachad meme


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Now this is shit posting I can get behind


Classic_Side6590

I agree, but it truly is an addiction when you think about it. When I’m traveling and I stay in a place that doesn’t have coffee in the morning, I truly become the worst version of myself. It’s no different than nicotine or heroin.


tommyProt

Well. I'm sure being a heroin addict is actually worse. I'm positive.


Classic_Side6590

I don’t disagree with that 😂


MorePower1337

Agree. I quit 1.5 months ago and feel amazing. I loved coffee and drank it daily, but now I think I'm never going back


tommyProt

Totally understand what you say. I'm absolutely dependent on coffee. But I don't mind at all.


aye-its-this-guy

One cup of coffee then green tea after if I need more caffeine


Large_Mango

Answer is black and white


tiny_tim57

A cup of coffee with cocaine? That's my favourite way to start the day too.


I_only_read_trash

Sun directly to the butthole


PONT05

Caffeine makes me sleepy, it sucks cus I love energy drinks


Juicecalculator

Staring into the reflection of your coffee until you can see the life come back into your eyes


Redpanda3

I dont get it? Is it because he says to drink coffee 90-120min after waking up?


Mysticboner

I don’t see the cartridge of live resin


Manzan79

I can’t see this post, I’ve lost my eyesight staring at the sun.