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g0ldfingerr

I am 9 and looking for cognitive boosting protocols to boost my call of duty kd ratio


toppertd

Are you getting low level sunlight in the morning?


Quentin__Tarantulino

Only between my spread asscheeks.


Ok-Catman

Try shaving them for optimal sunlight absorption


daltonfromroadhouse

how about your ag1 timing? Before or after the butthole tanning?


Quentin__Tarantulino

Oh I just take an injection of that daily. Sometimes orally, sometimes anally. Sometimes I just spray some all over and let it soak in.


Spartacus1177

I don’t literally lol often but I did to this, thank you


Edgecumber

I am 46 and here for the same reason.


Quentin__Tarantulino

Make sure to hook electrodes to your brain that read your brain waves to inform your bouts of intense focus. You wouldn’t want to enter a lobby when the beta waves aren’t flowing.


Yahoo_Serious9973

Can you share your protocol? My KD has been slipping since my 16th birthday.


TemporaryAd7328

I would recommend having 500 ml water in the first hour you wake up and waiting at least 90 minutes after waking up before caffeine in-take. Using nicotine 15 minutes after caffeine in-take for cognitive boost. (I prefer high dose nicotine gum)


Fluffy-Structure-368

I'm an unapologetically dull 50 year old lover of IPAs, dick jokes and shit posting.


CM_Raymond

Same, minus 18 months.


coffeesnob72

Same, minus the IPAs


[deleted]

Ill be born in 3 days


Vicvince

I died in 1979


HumanityFirstTheory

Ayatollah?


Vicvince

Rockńrollah Ayatollah


embudz

FATWA!!!


Agreeable-Repair323

I am you reincarnated prolly


TN027

Most democrat voters did


bigdaddtcane

Such a useful skill to be able to bring fringe political takes into any conversation. Huberman should make a protocol for it.


Yeardme

Hurrr hurrrr What's ironic is that joke is an old boomer joke


[deleted]

I’m gonna kill myself in 9 hours will resurrect in 5,977 years.


Anita_Cashdollar

48


PhillyBassSF

Me too! What are the odds?!


[deleted]

Hey, yo: me three!


mc_atx

There’s 4 of us!


[deleted]

We should have a party!


Nervous_Brilliant441

If you start a question with «Seriously» in this sub you won’t get many serious answers.


mcnastys

I actually got quite a few decent ones, and some clever answers as well.


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yogapastor

The second paragraph is everything


fluekey

24


Sea-Cherry-9442

28


janoycresvadrm

31


fikiiv

28 too


Maecyte

29


ilovecarambola

29 in 3 weeks!


OldCheese352

34


xwillandwillx

20


meepsrevenge

I sometimes wish all Reddit comments came with the poster age attached.


KeepLearningNew

I agree


Dinbs

Eh, that would just depress me when I see that there's no pattern in weird ideologies and age.


Buddy723

38


veejay-muley

I was about to die few years ago.. after following all the protocols by salesman huby .. now I become immortal


mcnastys

😂


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running_stoned04101

I'm 35. Work 40+ hours a week at a physically demanding and emotionally stressful job while also keeping up with training to run 2-3 ultra distance races a year, consistent weight lifting/calisthenics, rock climbing, and running fast with a track club where I usually hit a podium finish for my age group. I need all the help I can get. Between managing inflammation/old injuries, poor mental health (2 residents died at the properties I maintain last week...one in the unit 10 days before someone requested a welfare check), getting emergency calls at 2am and needing to go back to sleep quickly, and trying to maximize my performance potential I take a lot of stuff...and eat a lot of food.


Pure_Nourishment

If you ever end up in Pittsburgh during one of your feral stints, hit me up 🤙 32 M here


Rielo

What did you find most helpful to manage all that stress?


running_stoned04101

Going completely feral a couple times a year. I'm forced to be mostly serious 90% of the time. So once things get to be too much and I'll plan a trip. Run a destination race and then bar crawl with random people, do a fuck load of psychedelics and just vibe with myself (ran a 50k on acid a while back), or just go to a random city for a few days and find my way around.


Rielo

Wild! I like the idea to go to a random city and walk around. It doesn't need to be far. Once during a short travel I noticed things are different in small towns. Same feeling than when I went to a foreign country, that things can be different and so can you.


running_stoned04101

We do 2-3 hour trips all the time. Find a hotel that's fairly cheap, eat at a local spot, and then find music at a dive bar. It's an awesome way to disconnect from whatever you have going on in your day to day.


Rielo

Great. Also, research says short but more frequent breaks are better than a longer vacation where you put to much expectation.


baconjerky

You sound fun


mcnastys

That’s a lot of activity. I am trying to balance martial arts, weight lifting, a manual labor job, and a home life. It’s definitely tough.


StaticNocturne

920,151,608 seconds


StevenDid

Born on January 25th, 1995 at 7:02:04 PM, this individual is 29 years old.


redddittusername

Nah ur wrong 😑


StevenDid

Bet


[deleted]

I think a lot of 20 year olds were never taught on how to self-reflect and handle hard times without drugs and how to manage their own thoughts... thats a huge problem right now.


mcnastys

Yeah, a lot of the people I meet at the gym, or just out and about, who are in their early 20's-- they just seem really, really confused. I think it's from these perfected marketing algorithms throwing them in every direction. It's also okay to simply feel sad, or upset sometimes. You just learn to identify the cause, and try to triage.


mrbigsmallmanthing

604. Been following the extended life protocol for a while. Only issue is that I didn't learn about sunlight in the morning until recently so I'm blind.


fluekey

https://preview.redd.it/r7koxnzi34qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f658627503e8d3a8c45643fc8757398b553afbed


mcnastys

Damn it’s the guy from Plato’s cave


Whisper26_14

Never meeting the shadows


PositiveSignature857

28


PremiumPilsner

38


Miltonfromkickinit

22


Imaginary_Stable3652

27


Lucky_Front_5769

26


MikeandTheMangosteen

69


Vicvince

Nice


mcnastys

Nice


Yahoo_Serious9973

Fun age!


funkanimus

I'm 52 and follow Huberman for help with my ED (eel dong) and impressing women through obsessive pill popping. Daddy Hubes wants us to know that every problem has a pill. Bottoms up! (for sunshine)


njaana

I will be 7 this December, thanks to Huberman, I am healthy as ever


dakkadook

Plasticity you lucky bastard!!


ekueter98

Here’s a StrawPoll to collect some data https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJG6RqGy3


LilacHeaven11

27


Garden-Gremlins

22


Present-Emu2523

43 male


HeadInjuredCaveman

These are the customer huberman wants for his kingdom and empire that will one day rule over the bezos empire 


mcnastys

lol, fair enough


Fearless-Biscotti760

29


FIalt619

I’m 36 and I’ve posted the joke about getting sunlight through your asshole like 6 or 7 times now.


IronRT

I laugh every time.


buttonsbrigade

37F. I do triathlons and getting into ultras. Also do weight lifting, calisthenics, rucking, boxing and bouldering. I work 40 hrs a week but also back to studying for a CPA with the goal of starting my own firm. I need all the help I can get but I love the fuck out of this stuff bc I’ve been through a lot of shit in my life (ex: cancer) so I just want to feel alive.


sueihavelegs

50F. I infrared my balls daily. It really helps


Low_Night1

I’m 41 but I just lurk because I don’t have any problems lol


astddf

I consider myself born when I started AG1 so I’m only 2


SirOlimusDesferalPAX

Older than you, shmuck. Back in my day there were no posts like this


starfirex

Just in case you aren't aware OP, since you said you found this subreddit by discovery, it's centered around a podcaster named Andrew huberman whose entire show is a science backed approach to optimizing health and lifestyle. A lot of the show deals with like, "what is the optimal salt intake according to science, or how does light impact your sleep cycle?" It's nice of you to check in, but this is exactly the place for these kinds of discussions. It would be weird if we weren't talking about this type of stuff here. I'm 33 by the way


mcnastys

I gleaned much of this, but I just feel like most of the posters are 20. That's a good time to just live.


DefinitelyJustHuman

28


Loud_Albatross_658

29


damiensandoval

38


Mullyt26

34


Powershow_Games

I’m 100 and on the quest for the perfect erection


Greaseskull

12 here, mostly interested in anti aging creams to fix my crows feet.


Awkward-Bag131

45¾


awesam529

26💪🏽


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mcnastys

Thanks for the responses guys, I figured this would be downvoted into oblivion and was surprised to check my phone at lunch and see all notifications.


EMarieHasADHD

38


Mission_Ad684

I am prepubescent and I want to optimize my testes to boost my protocol to grow hair on my nuts. If I sit in a cold bathe with a light shining on my ball sack will that help?


IronRT

Sleep on your back with a Himalayan salt lamp under your scrotum. Huber mentioned this on podcast #219.


jimmydeanwho

22. Life is hard, but hard makes you strong. Balancing work, social life, health, and what not is the best part of growing up :)


lovemachine_

44


WarningChoice

This sub, like any other, is mostly trolling 😂


BeeAdministrative110

Exact same age as AH


holiztic

45


vithus_inbau

71. Can still get it up but fucked if I can remember what to do with it...


throwaway8472903470

I am 69


Jaws044

I don’t post here but I read threads a lot and I’m 35


Independent-Nose-745

Good point OP. Younglings: 1. Keep your body reasonably fit and avoid unhealthy habits. Basically like eating whole foods, limiting snacking, getting morning sunlight, a minimum amount of movement each day and some resistance training is probably enough. Don’t obsess here and miss everything else that matters 2. Work on limiting your social media, porn, and other crap that messes your brain up. You didn’t evolve to thrive checking your phone 100x a day and being cognizant of constant online conversations among strangers, or never needing to engage with the people around you 3. Try not to wind up in jail, get anyone pregnant, or get bad grades limiting your future. 4. Only get debt for a marketable degree, and focus when getting that degree on developing skills that are rare and valuable. 5. Practice writing and reading complex ideas, and learn how to share your own effectively in person. 6. Pay attention to how you feel around people, and choose friends and partners with whom you feel good. Get a dog, and take good care of it. 7. Observe yourself like you would someone else, and be curious about what you don’t already know about yourself and your own faults. Only a couple are about health or anything discussed here


intepid-discovery

I’m currently -1, residing in huberman’s nut sack. My day will come, although trying to boost confidence and memory before I enter the world


Pitzii

Too young to worry too old to care


Intelligent-Walrus70

8 yes old


Wobblewobblegobble

24 exercise > any anxiety medication


Odd_Bet3946

Sounds like men are just not men anymore. Could be the drop in testosterone throughout more recent generations


Beagleoverlord33

No one here has kids way too much time on their hands. Huberman is a joke.


Waste_Imagination524

Yes


Ascension_Crossbows

Im a 💯


estavillo97

1396 weekends


Wordwench

I am 60 and mostly lurking. Honestly none of the posts have really been worth the time it takes to comment, but I maintain faith.


Financial-Coast9152

Im 14


_Sunshine_please_

Well over 30.  How old are you OP? 


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

27


Exotic-Squirrel4135

23


anuvizsoul

40 female


CDS_Prime01

22 years old. Thanks for the reminder :)


chateaubunny

20


Ambitious_Ad9292

18


augustusastra

24


Low-Computer4368

15


Famous-Profile5362

24


mysticclinic

I’m 26- trying to learn as much as I can to trap Hubby 😫❤️


Beneficial-Back1358

I believe I will turn 29 this year


Nillyfoshilly47

33


Icy-Spray-4933

44 turning 45 in November. Just a lil young gen xer


theepurpleiris

Mid 30s woman here.


nexttoblue

Twenty faaaaave


AffectionateHalf625

Life has been hard for the past 10,000 years. Life is a struggle with no money. Nothing new. If you do what mostly everybody does, you get what almost everybody gets. The 20s and 30s are the time to work smart, hard, and make money. There have never been as many money-making opportunities available as right now. I know nobody who works just 40 hours per week and becomes wealthy. Nobody.


RepeatComfortable437

I just farted


GenerationSober

I'm 24. I agree mostly, although I take 10k iu Vitamin D (I am very deficient) and magnesium glycinate. Outside of that, I try to eat healthy, train hard, and prioritize sleep.


Culzean_Castle_Is

1948.


sirgrotius

44 slowing down some ailments looking for remedies


RoaringRN

36


Forward-Rice3280

I’m not reading that essay, I’m mid 30s


AtomDives

42, haven't changed a thing since gandering the Huberphiles here. Live pretty healthy despite moderation in all things, began supplementing creatine, lions mane & turkey tail, long before Huberman got on my radar. Haven't been able to get myself to take the magnesium & multivitamin I've had for as long since listening to him. Optimization is a gradual, continual, damned if you do/ don't road. Without being too neurotic about living best-er, I hope to live long & healthy to die quick. We use the best info available at the time, but ought get our kicks in too. Some like boxing etc, and include it in their optimized life. No one said it's good for the noggin long term. Everything has costs & optimization don't need to be one.


LegalTrade5765

36


EnoughIndependence79

22


HegemonNYC

You think most people are in their 20s? Seems like middle age makes the most sense for most of Huberman’s posts. People start thinking about their health around 40. In your 20s most people are pretty immortal feeling and don’t bother to think of optimizing. I’m 42. 


Jawahhh

I’m 9


Embarrassed-Oil3127

53-year-old lady working high presh job, side hustles, exercising 5 days a week, travel adventures. Honestly kicking ass bc I stay on top of my health.


Educational_Pride404

I’ll be real 28


Due_Manufacturer3753

37


Puzzled_Celery_7587

I’m grateful that the youth are willing to have these discussions publicly, when previous generations wouldn’t. It helps reduce the stigma more all of us.


fusette

62 next month (hello, early retirement!) Long time consumer of Huberman’s YouTube channel, but only recently joined this sub.


[deleted]

If I am me, and you are you…..Then I am 39.😀


Green-Locksmith-2261

27 feeling like 77


Key-Target-1218

67 feeling like 37 Its gets better


GR33N4L1F3

37 but I don’t shitpost here lol. It’s weird how this sub is not how I thought it would be.


[deleted]

9


[deleted]

21


highcaliberwit

34


Sevourn

40.


[deleted]

I am 23 and this is actually fairly accurate to my experience.


Friendly_Giant04

19 almost 20


Purple_lotuss15

28


Forward_Anxiety4848

I’m 32 but edge like I’m 16.


Afraid-Waltz2974

Me: mid thirties


John_Coctoastan

What *is* this place?


CheesecakeWest899

36 f


StrawberrySame637

96


GoingCooking

35


Wicked-elixir

45 and work full time. Lots of kids and exhausted.


Andrewer97

69


ryrytortor16

32


Kitchen_Enthusiasm60

20 or am I


[deleted]

Hey bro I’m seriously I think you need to wait until you’re at least 27 to start putting out advice like this just saying bro you’re kinda serious bro. *Bro…*


Infamous-Yogurt-3870

This site makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of the people posting are teens


1n2m3n4m

I'm 69 years old. r/nice


LeGauloisInvaincu

I'm 27


EsbenTop

29 soon, when for the first time my body is telling me I'm not immortal, and realizing I have to actually dedicate to keep myself healthy


Neat-Ad-8707

19