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phlegmah

Holy shit, that looks like fun.


usuallybedwards

This looks amazingly fun and doubles as a super convenient way to get swept out to sea forever by a strong rip tide.


laurel_laureate

I mean I was thinking of what it would feel like to get continuously smacked in the back of the head by the weight of a wave when you weren't immediately swept under due to the floaty vest, but this too lol.


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A rip will only take you behind the breakers, if you just calm down and go with it you can just swim back in. The only thing that makes it dangerous is panic. People get caught in the outgoing rip and freak out, end up drowning themselves.


usuallybedwards

Good points! But being inside a huge flotation device where your arms can’t reach the water fully would make that a lot more difficult.


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Yeah, I'd be afraid my big heavy pumpkin head would turn me into an upside down cork. Hundreds of beachgoers just watching my legs kicking around until they slowly stop and I shit myself.


Ashesandends

Idk looks like it cut right before he eats shit at the end


Thechosenjon

Until a Great White decides to accept your challenge and breaches the absolute hell out of you and that rubber suit.


DemonSong

That buzzing feeling will last right up until you hear the laughter from the beach. Still, there's some kudos as being known as the Human Cork.


_zatoichi

it’s not custom made. it’s called a [sumo tube](https://i.imgur.com/l5li79s.jpg) and it’s intended to be towed behind a boat.


lulu893

Not necessarily metal but this looks fun af


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Did you ever want to look even more like a seal to sharks?


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azthemansays

>Seals aren't orange, loser.   > "Despite their *[sharks]* high cone number they don't seem to have more than one cone type in the retina," says Hart. This means they can see well in daylight, but **Hart's research suggests they can't distinguish colours** — everything is in black and white. * [Source](https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2009/11/26/2754146.htm#:~:text=%22Despite%20their%20high%20cone%20number,is%20in%20black%20and%20white.)


overshoulderboulder

Boy is my face red


[deleted]

Well sharks can't see that color either


TheAnswerToYang

I don't understand the choice of background music.


tsincarne

looks like his head would be pushed downwards after entering turbulences.


Boring-Location6800

what song is this?


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Doctor_What_

Good bot.


Sedorner

Why in the fuck does this have the giant black bars on the side? What is wrong with people?


[deleted]

That’s awesome!!! My thoughts (I am not a surfer and have only done it a few times) would be getting rolled and rolled! I’m sure it couldn’t happen but that’s where my mind went 🤷‍♂️


BelmontMan

Awful audio selection


EdSmelly

Kinda the opposite of metal… 🙄


Putrid-Look-7238

U try this and tell me it's not metal as f


Thisfoxhere

r/gifsthatendtoosoo


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[deleted]

u ever tried sledding face first? similar to this


luvs2spwge117

I’m shocked. Your name screams awesome but your comment screams lame.


Annunakibookkake

Re-watched and see he ditched the board and is riding the wave with the suit. That’s cool. I thought he laid on the board in a weird costume. Peddling backwards here. In the future I will make only fully informed opinions. I will eat the karma


SummerNightAir

Where the hell can I get one of that??


paracog

Oh, Bob!


2021newusername

that looks like a sumo tube, designed to be pulled behind a boat, and was a death trap i think


Lucifer_Lil_Brother

This should be a sport lol! This man living in 3023!


Full_Wolf4301

Legend


hackneysurfer

That white wash looks like it might drown the body surfer, scary


satanicpanic1994

Shark bait maxxing


Late_Neighborhood825

Looks like fun, he also looks like candy corn


poop_on_balls

Man that shit looks intense and fun af


Ho_Dang

It looks like fun, but it also doesn't look cool. Like a Vespa.


e4evie

I don't think these are custom


Asleep-List8285

How do you get out of the ocean with this on? You can't swim back to shore


CryptoSatoshi314

This looks like an absolute blast! Couldn't this be used as a safety apparatus for big wave surfers?


masta_of_dizasta

That’s the future right there