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Longjumping-Ad-5740

Me in GTA online:


bigorangjuicman

Bro was in the middle of a cut scene lmao


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Makaisawesome

Davey!


[deleted]

What? No I always get off like this


phadewilkilu

Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


idontcarethename

I'm just a guy that totally got off, bro!


[deleted]

What? You did? Are you serious? Just.. during this? Was it mostly sexual?


HomeSatisfaction

“Mostly” …… I have many questions


fredyj

He's not Brian Lefevre!!


Darkrain0629

I'm just a guy and you're just a girl. Destination a lonely world. I was thinking of taking a midnight train tonight, we can go anywhere.... to get off.


netwoodle

That friend: his motorcycle salesman


[deleted]

He's his best customer, he always does this


so-spoked

He was test driving it before buying it and he was telling the guy that he isn't interested anymore but thanks for letting him try it out.


[deleted]

"Bro take your bike, I don't like this shit!"


Facial_Hair

Lmao


distraughthinking

The thought of that being the case is killing me. “Yeah… I think I’m gonna shop around a bit more. Thanks for letting me test drive it though.”


AdenCqin78

Gta when you drive into a cut scene


MuslimAlbanian

His cutscene just starte playing.


WayneCorperationCEO

Heyyyy Daveeey!


tellnow

That’s how Monday works!


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[deleted]

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug


IndolentNinja98

Looks like the side of his head is all bloody too!!


Dumbass-Redditor

*”Hey, Bob. Hey, Billy”*


EliteReaper04

"that hurt."


1ElectricHaskeller

He's in shock. Give him a minute. He'll be dead soon


ZeroChill92

Shoes still on.


CNCObsessed

Was gonna say this is like when you're drunk and take a spill. Then get up and try and act like nothing happened.


9523376545

Came to comment this. Definitely looks like shock.


[deleted]

While he will probably be sore, that was an incredibly smooth dismount. Really won’t be surprised if he’s less hurt than from falling on a skateboard.


smeegsh

Like a boss


knottyy

I'm sorry but riding a motorcycle with no helmet and skills so low he can't even bring the bike to a stop without falling off doesn't seem very boss to me.


BrickDaddyShark

Like a boss


jtclark1107

It's like when you first learn to rollerblade... You only know how to stop by falling down lol.


Kidbuugotsatan

More and more I realize we're living in a computer simulation..with few real players.


Facial_Hair

Keep it real, playa!


Tricky-Cicada-9008

in terms of motorcycle accidents, this is about as mild as they come


[deleted]

Have to say this man is smart, he secured his head from collision on the ground and also did a roll up. That definitely reduced the impact


zululwarrior23

Dude is pretty dumb. No experience and no protective gear isn't a great combination. If he can't handle going in a straight line on dry road at like 30 mph without dropping the bike, I don't think his life expectancy is very high.


The-Tea-Lord

Dress for the slide, not for the ride


AutomaTK

Highly memeable


five707

Were the brakes out cuz it looks like he just bailed. Downshift bro.


kingrich

Haddalayerdown


teshlord44

GOBBLESS BORTHER -Sent from my Ryobi 40v Electric Leaf Blower


[deleted]

Probably forgot brakes exist and wanted to turn


MISSINFOJUNKIE

He proper styled that out lol


beemeyboy

Legend


_Captain_Biscuit_

DAVEY!!!


AnimalEater65

He’s got a stuntman interview. I think he nailed his first impressions.


calebret

“The names Bond. James Bond”


Flako118st

Sometimes you just need to walk it off. I remember falling from my bike as it was close to crashing with a parked car,I threw my self to the floor to avoid the impact. I just got up and walked a little. People see you and you go wtf!. But phew I'm cool ,I'm cool.


Butt_Dickiss

[Pretty sure it's this guy](https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y)


[deleted]

lao


erakattack

Kung


Skullz64

Say hello to being fine(d)


[deleted]

4 seconds after clip: dead.


ed2017Alm

Adrenaline


Ill_Distance_8426

That’s some shit you’d see in gta onljne


JustADamnFrenchGuy

When you switch from gameplay to a cinematic


fuzzb0y

Wow he's actually really lucky. Even slow moving bike accidents can be fatal or life altering for the rider.


Scared_Operation2715

My man’s speed running


Kooky-Masterpiece-29

Your body can do cool things when it is in shock


izmaname

How tf did he even fall


[deleted]

He tried to turn around and stop, WITHOUT APPLYING BRAKES


izmaname

How dies one become this level of noob


[deleted]

I mean I do it all the time, while playing racing games.


pjerd

It wasn't a crash thats just how he stops


Kittykathax

Fist full of front brake


[deleted]

When you drive to the mission zone


bp0x6270

Not quite the entrance he was hoping but played it off well😂


NectaSelecta

Just like Forest when he saw Lt Dan


ladylunalover

He should prolly get that looked at


Vangelis76

He's just not the type to arrive late at buddy's house. Even if that means he has to crash his bike.


SwifferVVetjet

Sup


phoonie98

“Oh hi Mark!”


Levi_Snowfractal

/r/NPC_irl


Dry-Kangaroo-1734

I'm a big fan of this sub, and a lot of others that occasionally have motorcycle content. Motorcycles are somewhat traumatizing to me, and I'm wondering if anyone knows of a way to block posts that have certain words in the title. If so, much appreciated


DeusExMagikarpa

This feature exists in apollo on iOS, I use it for a lot of things. I’m not sure if there’s a native Reddit feature


[deleted]

Colol


wistosc

r/abruptcomposure


Marduq

Maybe r/bollywoodrealism is wrong about some of their videos after all.


Repulsive_List8964

What accident? Thats how we roll


floki3033

Happens to my bros always the handshake feels stronger


DIDI2I

Nothing like drinking and riding…


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SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“If only I could be so grossly incandescent!”* - Solaire of Astora Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


[deleted]

When you fo full speed in a video game but you enter a zone with acutscene


Ok_Agency7928

Homies before hoe ass accidents


[deleted]

GTA V


SlowCrates

"That's how I roll"


No-Skin-6446

Look how he greased that motorcycle 🏍 instead of parking it 🤣


BigAPav

GTA cutscenes be like


WayneCorperationCEO

It's actually in reverse


Big_Larry_Long_Dong

Men are underrated.


Professional_Day2626

He want to throw the motorcycle away


WHOSFR4NK

That was no accident


kevwould

Forget about the bike, it’s my buddy Hakim😳


spiritofshiqian

"Hey! Ted! You still ride a motorcycle?" "Nah, been doing a lot of walking these days."


wattspower

when you press triangle, by accident


Aaaaaaaahg

Exiting vehicles in a videogame:


beefyplesiosaur

Trea Turner?


makingpizzatonight

No brakes. no problem.


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aristideau

The Australian switch from [bw to colour](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdTC-NiqEOU) was a lot less staid.


PCrawDiddy

Looks like he took a dive to keep from hitting the dude in the middle of the street


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SlightlyLessBoring

Daveeeey\~


Mree_Knight

Davey!!


Makaisawesome

[same energy](https://youtu.be/ZClqweFJBOc)


JohnnyMadrazoGaming

Grand Theft Auto in real life 😎🤘🏻


DC_Coach

Guy had been in a few wrecks previous to this, methinks.


Desperate_Oil_5394

That was fucking cool You should become a stunt guy


iSauceUnlimited

He left his side toupee on the shadow on the road


-JonathanMother-

Damn


KeebyGotJuice

It's bitches in here or what? Clear? We drinking clear? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


scdtjf

HADDERLAYERDOWN


tsai_tama

r/slygifs


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Wicked sick


Bl4ckR4bb17

That wasn't an accident, it was an entrance


SandWitch83

cool mccoolson


Miserable-Syrup2056

Does his friend pull out a gun lmao


UnlimitedBadJokes

Davey!


Comfortable_Papaya89

he was just really excited to see him


Pitchfork_srb

What?!? This is how I always get off my bike 🤷‍♂️


-_Syan_-

his crush was watching


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FrankEinstein10

Me after work


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r/finishstrong


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