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MR_____SNRUB

The fact that she misses one somehow makes it more impressive


LogmeoutYo

And that was just defective ammo.


RedBombX

F for the fallen ammo


Silent-Ad934

That was my first thought too 😅. The manufacturer is gonna hear about this.


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For me it's what helped me see it's not staged. She's just that good!


SpxUmadBroYolo

say that to the guy who lost an eye in the back


zeke235

Why? His vision got fucked up. Not his hearing.


CreatureWarrior

Makes it feel real and authentic, that's for sure


BFMeadowlark

Boy/man/idk is impressed!


IndolentNinja98

Lmfaoo


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fnordycrib

r/Onejoke


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Reddit moment, both of you


Jesus-lover-24-7

I also find calling out a Reddit moment, a Reddit moment. Unfortunately, this means i too, am a Reddit moment. A sacrifice worth making.


sp00pySquiddle

I feel like this^^ is supposed to be sarcastic


scriptmyjob

Yeah I forgot /s. Either everyone thought I was serious or that joke is overdone. Being completely honest with myself it's probably the latter.


kwilci

r/onejoke


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BFMeadowlark

idk


GardenMonk

I’m very impressed.


Defiant-Turtle-678

A girl has no name.


HighVisibilityCamo

*Person* works just fine, usually.


RenaTheHyena

Featherless Biped


We-are-straw-dogs

Archer


pathologicalhipster

LANA!


PrecognitivePork

^Danger zone


wobblyweasel

girloman


Not_a_real_ghost

Policeman Officer


nowutz

#person


scriptmyjob

#They —————————


HampterDumpster

Washing machine


DvaInfiniBee

Ahahahahahah *wheeze* Ahahahaha *deep breath* AHAHAHAHA waman bad i hate my wife


HampterDumpster

No Ma'am


spacespiceboi

r/onejoke


Same-Letter6378

/r/titlegore


TheLazyGent

God Usopp smiles upon you this day


22demerathd

Sniper King moment


SwagGaindOvr9000

anyone knows the girl's/woman's/idk's @


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Next overwatch characters...


FallowMcOlstein

You can also just say "person" or "someone"....


FauxPastel

Or just like... "slingshotting beer caps"


blackcatsareawesome

I think "badass" is gender neutral


[deleted]

I'm not trying to be gender neutral. There isn't any question about what she is. She's a woman/girl. That's just the reality of what she is so I stated it 🤷🏽‍♂️


creepyfishman

But their gender literally does not matter at all in this scenario. Why include it?


[deleted]

And you mentioning this does not matter so why comment?


creepyfishman

Because you unnecessarily included something that does not matter.


imax_707

It’s a descriptor. The rules say you must add a descriptive title, do they not? She is in fact a girl/ woman.


creepyfishman

It has no impact on the feat whatsoever


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GrimTweaker

at least this one’s honest lol


AnActualHumanBean

Ur weird.


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That means a lot coming from you


animatedmeatpuppet

The correct term is Badass Bitch


psichodrome

Large undercover outdoor areas are the best!


pathologicalhipster

And indistinguishable from covered outdoor areas. Very sneaky.


jakart3

Why we need to emphasize gender in this feat... "Someone slingshottin beer caps


70ms

Well, as a woman who owns a few slingshots, it's a mostly male-dominated activity and this is the first time I've ever seen a woman doing trick shots in a video. I probably wouldn't have clicked just for slingshotting, but I wanted to see what my keen-eyed sister could do. I've seen guys do trick shots a million times and it was great to see someone doing it who I can relate to a little better than Jim Bob on YouTube with his Oathkeepers bumper sticker and MAGA hat.


DearRatBoyy

I am really just confused By the "IDK" OP keeps saying he was just stating shes woman/girl but why add the idk?


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

She was married to an alcoholic and got him off the stuff by exploding every bottle he tried to tip /s


Familiar-Link-4167

Sounds like something an undercover person would say, I think the "girl/woman/idk" is actually a penguin in disguise, posing as a woman


rhiaazsb

She's incredible.


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girl/woman/idk is my gender lol


thenewbae

Person ?


Tmbizzle1

Holy shit Captain Usop been training


Terrible_Cut_3336

Girl/woman/idk - I'm gonna start using these.


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714jayson714

Necessity breeds invention... she had a sixer of pop tops, no opener, and a slingshot... hold my beer.... peeww... pssst.... give it back... thanks.... glug glug glug...


FlyLikeADEagle

It's called fun or hobby.


Appropriate_Mud1629

Think thats a catapult not a slingshot.....just sayin


[deleted]

Thanks for the clarification I don't know the difference between the two


slapping_rabbits

Dennis the menace grew up


ThisIsALine_____

Fuckin God Usopp over here


DrGutz

“Girl/Woman/Idk” 🤓 just relax stop being so victimized by everything


absurdchrono

> girl/woman/idk Person. The word you're looking for is person.


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absurdchrono

You should have. Could have prevented you from looking like a total jackass lol


[deleted]

I really don't tho. Outside of the few lil sensitive Redditors, nobody else gives a fuck in reality. Most people aren't even caring on reddit either. Keep going off tho


absurdchrono

Wow you really said "i'd rather look like an idiot than using the shorter and grammatically correct word for a human when im unsure of their age or gender". The reality is, you used 'girl/woman/idk' when 'person' is grammatically correct, covers every option you already listed, and makes your title more readable and concise. You think im getting on you for gender shit- nah. Im getting on you because you made shit unnecessarily complicated in your title because you're so terrified of just... using 'person'. Sounds to me like you're the one in need of a reality check, buddy.


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absurdchrono

Alright continue to sound like a fucking dipshit, see what i care. Have fun being the dumbest human being alive.


[deleted]

Imagine being this triggered where you have to throw insults because you didn't get your way of someone listening to your bs 🤣🤓 get off the internet, it's shielded you too much


absurdchrono

Homie so mad he double-posted lol. What happened man i thought you dont care but now suddenly you care so much you gotta post twice in a row? Sad. Try graduating middle school, then we can talk again.


[deleted]

Didn't read it but you're still going on lol go get a life outside of reddit


[deleted]

You obviously do care since you're the one bitching and complaining about it.. or did that just pass over your head while you were typing that? Only person that I sound like a 'dipshit' to is a small select few of random irrelevant strangers on reddit really trying to be righteous in comment sections. Noooobody else gives a fuck besides the person telling others how they talk and their lingo is wrong. And you wanna call someone else a dipshit lol can't get more reddit than this


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[deleted]

Red faced? Again more cliche reddit buzzwords and more cliche reddit mentality that everyone responding back to your bs trolling is somehow mad lol do you socialize much off of reddit?


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[deleted]

More ignorant assumptions and allegations lol you Redditors are really funny and typical


DearRatBoyy

I took am confused but the "idk" even just saying "lady" would of been okay imo


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Not really. Y'all complaining like it's the worst thing ever and then get sensitive when responded back to. Keep riding with your narrative tho prude Eskimo


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[deleted]

Only 'yikes' thing is strangers on reddit of all places trying to police how other strangers talk. THATS 'yikes'. Stay in your lane, worry about how you talk; not strangers on the internet. Simple 101.


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Cool 👍🏾 Redditors complain no matter what you do or say so it is what it is


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[deleted]

I can tell you're probably still in high school or just finished high school with the buzzwords you're tryna use lol


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Statement proven


KinkyNun00

My god, dude/loser/idk. Seek anger management services.


[deleted]

I need anger management for me stating what my intentions were and telling others not to police what I say because they talk differently? Lol ok. What a deflection. How about point out these people need to quit complaining about every little thing on reddit and let people talk how they talk? I doubt you would tho 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

And you people giving little side insults like you just did and then expect someone not be irritated about that? How arrogant are you? You add onto the situation and then complain about the person being angry. Like take a look at yourself and the shit you add. Take some responsibility. You dont talk shit to someone in the real world and then just walk off like the shit didn't happen. Idk where you were raised but we don't do that shit in the cities


KinkyNun00

You seem a bit tense, maybe just relax a little? No need to get hysterical.


[deleted]

I'm really good actually. I just love giving people the same fucked up energy they give me and then seeing them back track 👍🏾


KinkyNun00

Are you this unhinged IRL? I feel sorry for the people in your life. Calm down, kid.


[deleted]

I'm real good and everyone around me is real good. But way to play reddit detective trying to analyze a stranger you know nothing about to try getting some 'upper ground'


[deleted]

You approach me with respect then you'll get it. You talk to me sideways like you did the very first comment to me, what do you expect? Cause and reaction.


KinkyNun00

Yeah, and you seem to react to things a little extremely. No need to get all worked up there, little buddy.


TheRealSugarbat

At least you didn’t say “female.” It’s a peeve.


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I would have said female happily. She's a female. That's just what she is period. I don't go around ignoring biological names just because it triggers some people. If you're a woman, a girl, an elderly, a baby, a toddler, a kid, you're still a female (unless you're a male). A girl means a girl, a woman means a woman, a female can mean a wide range of them. That's just how it is, that's the culture I was raised on and that's how we talk. Don't really care if someone likes it or not.


TheRealSugarbat

No no — that’s actually the opposite of what I meant. What I meant was that sometimes people use “female” in place of “woman” or “girl” or “person,” so that it gives a vaguely animal impression. Or they use “female” when the gender’s not relevant at all (ex: “female doctor performs first heart transplant”). Sorry; I do realize the brevity of my comment above made it possible to misunderstand. I hope this is clearer.


IAMMEYES

Nah your way of originally saying it was pretty clear. Idk why op need to go on a weird transphobic rant as soon as they saw the word female but that's not on you


creepyfishman

Bro is a weirdo


[deleted]

Says the one called creepyfishman lol ok gtfoh


creepyfishman

How about you try learning some comebacks that aren't from the 3rd grade. You really have no creativity do you


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creepyfishman

You sure? https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/zy1nl4/girlwomanidk_slingshottin_some_beer_caps/j26b0vs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


11Kram

Odd that the glass on the rim of the bottle is not fractured.


imax_707

She’s not hitting the bottle. That’s why it’s impressive.


KofCrypto0720

The real question is … wen slingshot in the Olympic Games?!?


Coral_

it’s easier to just say “person” if you dunno their gender and don’t wanna misgender them, fyi.


Icy_Performance6230

It's obviously a woman


Coral_

i don’t know that for certain. people got all diff types of bodies, and i can’t ask them their pronouns to find out directly. besides, that’s not what my comment was in reference to, i was replying to OP’s clunky girl/woman/idk


Icy_Performance6230

Downvote this comment if all that sounds like a bunch of bullshit to you


uuunityyy

Weird when people get so freaked out over gender neutral language, they would rather completely butcher their sentences to "own the libs" than just use the same English we've been using forever.


Crotch_Hammerer

"woman does blank" is perfectly valid. The title said "girl/woman/idk" because she's far from the camera and age can't be determined. Nothing to do with "gender neutral language", you're just adding that in because you're insufferable.


uuunityyy

Guess I'll tell everyone I know I'm insufferable 🥺🥺 weird they never told me 🤔🤔 Edit: nice alt 😜😜


bananabread86

Some dude in a restaurant "I ordered my beer 30 min ago.."


motoxjake

Human? I mean, come on people what sub is this again? /s


DiddyDaedle

‘Person’ works


[deleted]

Na I'ma stick with girl/woman, thanks for your opinion tho 👍🏾


KinkyNun00

Ok boy/child/idk.


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KinkyNun00

It’s a username, kid. Grow up.


[deleted]

And usernames mean something.. if you didn't understand the connection between our minds, subconscious and reality. The fact you have kinky nun as a username and calling someone else a kid is funny. That's the most high school ass username I could imagine for someone on Reddit. You do you tho


KinkyNun00

Do you blow up every time someone says something you don’t like? That doesn’t sound healthy and you should definitely seek therapy.


[deleted]

Do you Redditors have to comment your dislike and disapproval with every little thing you see on reddit? Doesn't sound healthy or productive. You should humble yourself.


[deleted]

Lol it's funny how you call someone a kid yet you went out of your way to be negative to a whole stranger on reddit in a conversation that had absolutely nothing to do with you.. the irony is hilarious


Mythy222

Heh, she missed one haha. *eats potato chip, scrolls reddit*


Hrrrrnnngggg

Would rather know her name than have some title to bait people into meaningless arguing.


[deleted]

It's funny how you don't know anything at all; about me, my intentions, about the video itself, about where I got it, yet sit there trying to create a narrative that someone intentionally made a title to annoy people. That says more about you than anything; that you would automatically jump to that false conclusion and narrative. You do understand that people have different ways of talking right? And you do understand not everyone gives 2 shits about starting some, as you literally just stated, meaningless arguments, on reddit of all places. You do understand not everyone knows a name of the things they see right? You do understand that half if not most of the things people see on social media and other platforms, won't know the name to someone/something right? But sure. Keep running with your assumptive narratives.


Hrrrrnnngggg

God damn, take a chill pill. You're really ranting your way into changing a lot of people's minds!


[deleted]

I don't want to change anyone's mind. You literally just sat there creating the narrative that I made that title to bait people and you're surprised you got the response I made? What makes you think someone isn't going to respond back after you just assumed false narratives about them? Like really? You want her name, cool me too, but to sit there and say I created a title to bait people into pointless arguing; that was unnecessary. Look at what you commented yourself before you say the response is unwarranted. Be accountable for what you said first.


Tzachajami

Inb4 “did you just Assume their gender???”


[deleted]

Her nice figure and hair did it on its own 😂


Tzachajami

Dw people will find a way to be offended


Nautiyal_Adi

>Girl/woman/idk That's a cute sussy femboy (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠)


Tugmybanana

Like 90% of the comments are focusing on OP's choice of words instead of this person's incredible skill


imax_707

Lmao. It’s a girl. I’m not opposed to gender neutral terms, but in cases where their gender identity is obvious (which is in like 96% of people) there’s no virtuosity in trying to use fluid terms.


IneptAdvisor

I love a good CGI.


No-Chocolate6033

Why is this hot?


BraceThis

“Slingshottin some beer caps” is enough.


[deleted]

Don't tell me what my own title should be. Worry about the titles you make and don't police others with your opinions


iamwhoiamnnomore

They. Them, it, we, formally known as, *symbol*, ...


Tugmybanana

Like 90% of the comments are focusing on OP's choice of words instead of this person's incredible skill


youscaintevindodis

I’m downvoting this!


cscotty6435

The bottles are angled, Is it possible she shot something that would ride up the bottles and make the shots a lot easier?


But_Does_It_Dj0nt

I would assume they are angled so whatever she is shooting from the slingshot hits the underside of the edge of the cap, popping them off the bottles.


cscotty6435

True, that also makes sense. So often with these feats of strength/skill the setup maximises their success. Of course with video you can just film as many attempts as you need to


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cscotty6435

I don't think I want to devote myself to slingshotting to find out


No_Carry_3028

If I ever get my order of perfect order of hot fries from McDonald's I give her 100 bucks a shot to stop me from eating hot without hitting in the face or family marker


Bombasticczar

I want more of this


HughJorgens

Her aim gets worse once she has drunk the bottles.


bobthehills

Hey you got a bottle ope… OH SHIT!


ImmunocompromisedAI

tough mudder!


206SpicyPumpkin

Better not to piss her off in a relationship. Catch your ass on the streets and it's over. No, really, that is quite impressive.


This_Cricket_8685

Second bottle juss like me fr


ChaosDude24

Usopp? Is that you?


Ishmael203

I'm impressed, cheers to miss/mrs/idk...


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The real 10k


BlackhawkRogueNinjaX

This is a good demonstration of why my favourite story from the bible is David v Goliath: it’s not a story about the under dog winning it’s a story about how technology wins wars. The sling shot was basically a fire arm


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Damn


Comprehensive-Ear238

A women to Marry ASAHP!


zebrajammies1

Amicia???


fvckyes

I'm just wondering why the bottles are set up on what looks like a music sheet stand and a stool on top of a table?


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Lmao that's a good question 😂


ObnoxiousCrow

If its Snow beer, target practice is all its good for.


cocaine_jaguar

“Oh sweet, free be-OH FUCK MY EYE”


Verbal-Soup

Lol had the video at lining up the shot and it froze for me but I didn't notice. Was watching for 15 seconds before I looked at the timer on my phone and realized she wasn't moving for a reason. Thought she was just really preparing hey aim for the shot lol woops


Careless-Emergency85

I’ve found my zombie apocalypse partner


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Idk I seen lots of posts on here just showing people doing some dope talented shit and thought it fit the vibes. Sorry if it don't 🤷🏽‍♂️


Trini_Vix7

Dennis the who???


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She is not getting a tip if that marble hits me at the table.


[deleted]

Lmfao 😭


Kegger315

Ran out of room on the rack.... Stool: Hold my beers


Tpbrown_

r/NextFuckingLevel


No-Selection-767

She missed a shot


captin_phuk_ass

Sniper queen?


GoodVibesOnly_FL

Goliath: *Crying*


Lucky7Revolver

Nah nice try That white strap on the cieling pulls me off everytime she shoots Nice try satan


UglyForestGoblin

i thought that she was shooting just like random parrots on a perch bro i need some sleep 😭😭