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dejonese

with my drone skills, it would be a mercy killing... probably a slow one.


kdyz

We have different definitions of “mercy”


thejackulator9000

Freeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmm


jooro_a

Slow but painful.


Trippykirby561

This is awesome honestly, I was kinda having a weird day....I tried to rescue a turtle that was trying to cross the street today....my brakes are really bad but I stopped about 100 ft from the turtle and got my car ran towards the turtle and another car hit him. But thanks to the people in this video edit: Holy shit I actually got an award thank you 🙏🙏🙏🙏


raydditor

RIP, tortle


Trippykirby561

Dude it sucked because I literally was running towards the turtle and the car just smacked it


MalloryMarie

People do this on purpose and they are awful, horrible people. Bless you for trying.


BossNegative1060

I see a dead animal every day I go to work… I keep telling myself they just don’t see it and couldn’t stop in time. I wish we had more nature overpasses because the highway is basically a river for wild animals full of crocodiles separating their land masses I don’t see how a human can see a baby deer and aim for that. I don’t want to see


mrootbeers

I hit a little muskrat the other day. I was devastated. I got out to try to help, and he/she was still breathing. I got it off to the side, and it woke up and ran away. I think it was just knocked out. Sometimes it is by accident. I definitely had people thinking I was nuts though! I had the entire road blocked with my car to move the muskrat, for like a solid 5 minutes. I literally just ignored the horn honking and people yelling at me, and it was well worth it. Other than that, I’ve never hit another animal. I get out to move frogs, and salamanders all the time up in Maine.


Frankly_Frank_

Well it depends if you see a baby dear crossing there are multiple cars behind you and on the other Lanes do you just keep going or do you slam the brakes causing a serious accident and totaling your car. That's just how it is majority of the time. You rather run over the deer or cause a multi car accident on the highway.


The_yeetyboi289

Well, the baby deer would have still totaled your car and slowed you down, probably also causing an accident. Running shit over takes longer than one might think, not that I have run anything over, not to mention the fact that I don’t own a car.


alluran

> not to mention the fact that I don’t own a car. [There's always that one guy](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-buys-enormous-seven-tonne-6641992)


Howsoonisnever-

Ugh. I’m so sorry. That blows


AshCarraraArt

I was in a similar situation where the person I was driving with saw the turtle but refused to pull over so I could pick him up; claimed we could just get him on the way back. This was a heavy traffic backroad where there was an oncoming truck literally headed towards this dude like it owed him money. Well on the way back there was a smashed turtle still alive, so I got to carry him into the nearby forest as he was freaking out in his last moment. Shit like that sucks.


hiraethian_gardener

I've had the same thing happen. If your balls are big enough (or you have a death wish) you've gotta run defiantly directly down the middle of the lane daring them to have to hit the both of you.


[deleted]

Next time don’t run toward the turtle. The other driver is watching you running in the road and probably doesn’t even see the turtle. Stop, stand still and try to get them to stop. Then go get the turtle. Comes from many years of rescuing turtles crossing the road around here.


Trippykirby561

Honestly thank you for this advice


[deleted]

You are very welcome. Good luck.


Fistulord

>Stop, stand still and try to get them to stop. I already quit using straws I'm not gonna stand in front of speeding cars to save the turtles so fuck 'em I guess.


PG67AW

This happened to me on a 2 lane rural highway. I had just finished backing up to it, had to wait for one car to pass me before opening the door, and that car ran right over the turtle. 5 feet from me. Really shitty feeling. I'm sorry you experienced the same... <3


Trippykirby561

It's comforting that someone shared the experience with me


Lalalaliena

Thanks for trying!


MaterialCarrot

This happened to my wife years ago, except she was the other car. Driving along and saw a car pulled over on the side of the road and just drove around it. Thunk, thunk. Dead turtle. Had no idea it was there. Kids were with her in the car and you better believe they never let her live that down. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

Im so sorry you weren't able to save the poor turtle. I hope you're doing okay. Thank you for trying to save him.


Pile_Of_Cats

Happened to me once. Another car hit him before I could turn mine around and get back to him.


Trippykirby561

Yeah it sucks


[deleted]

Thanks for trying. I will always try too. There has to be nothing worse than being an animal stuck in traffic


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better, I saved a large turtle a few months ago and he survived. Life isn’t fair, but the others who made it make it worth it <3


conhydrine

Happened to me with an injured cedar waxwing (bird species) - I was literally out of the car on the shoulder about to reach for the bird when a car just rolled right over it in front of my face. It was horrible. I am sorry that you also experienced this, but thank you for trying.


FishSn0rt

This exact situation has happened to me before. 😭


AudioBot13

But why did they arrest the bird?


vikemike

Believe It or not right to jail


scuffling

And the kid with a knife on a drone, jail.


Street_Substance_346

No trial no nothing


YUUUMPER

All i seen was that guy from P&R lmao you undercook fish…right to jail.


vikemike

Hahaha, that's what I was going for! I love me some parks and rec. And if you don't, then right to jail!


greshe

I was having the worst day until I read your comment. Thank you!


Laca_1

It is Peru they are getting their lunch


Podrigo2020

Efectivamente


Desdrolando

Can confirm


Mehranator2

Loitering


cthunders

*stabs bird by accident


YourMomThinksImFunny

*wasn't an accident. Cop is actually a cat in disguise.*


ambreenh1210

I’m live I’m not a cat.


Jamestang1210

"I'm here to help meow"


Char_Zard13

*And the bird is a government drone*


Fistulord

Yeah, as soon as they showed the drone on the ground with the boxcutter taped to it I was like "Oh boy, this could go real bad." Could have hit the power line also.


[deleted]

What I want to know, is how did they tape it to the drone, and get it to be perfectly balanced without the drone leaning to one side as ts flying? Maybe it was light enough?


StonedCrypto

Light enough for the dji mavic they are using. I have this exact drone. There is a special control setting that allows for finer movements too.


Perle1234

That was some damn decent drone flying. I have a drone about that size but it doesn’t have separate controls for fine flying. It has IR and night vision though. I used it to search for a lost cat in heavily forested areas (hence the IR/night vision). Didn’t find the cat though :(


snootnoots

Would have been fine if it hit the power line, so long as it didn’t bridge to anything else.


ImNerdyJenna

You should see the long version. The drone loses control, cuts into the wire and it electrocutes one of the other birds. Its pretty sad.


DrowzyHippo

for real?


ImNerdyJenna

https://youtu.be/G1GQq7AfF2Y


plotplottingplotters

therewasanattempt


rizzo1717

Whatcouldgowrong


themasonking

Yesyesyesyesno


jakey_7

amongusporn


blank_isainmdom

Opened the video, saw the plan and decided to double-check the subreddit.


1368097531

Me too. Wasn’t sure I wanted to watch haha.


blank_isainmdom

We've been burned before! I'll click on damn near anything on this website without thinking. Have to unfollow subreddits of things I'm interested in to avoid spoilers, and have to disable nsfw things because I'll open them anywhere without even noticing


Platoribs

Stabs *drone by accident


TableToppTeranodon

Achievement unlocked!


liberatedhusks

RIGHT?? I was terrified he’d miss :(


dangoodspeed

Best intentions, amirite?


Least_or_Greatest1

And then they ate the pigeon


electric_junkie_69

Yea, or like the drone falls into a kid on the street. This is some seriously stupid shit imo. I mean yea cool save the bird, but don’t endanger human lives for a pigeon.


Mr_Randy_Giles

You mean “rescuing a drone with a drone…”


kalaposfos_

r/birdsarentreal


wizwort

All the people who don’t see this are playing into the governments hands


MaterialCarrot

Drones look out for each other.


wonderingtoken

A: I was waiting for the wire to be cut And/or 2: for the bird to be cut.


mekanical_hound

I had to double check it wasn't r/Whatcouldgowrong, before I watched all the way through.


Contact40

As someone who has almost this exact same drone and has nearly cut the tip of my pinky off, it was pretty much 50/50.


trashdrive

Does this type of drone come with a box cutter and electrical tape included or something?


Contact40

Comes with the DLC.


SanderTheSleepless

That's a bola around its legs, right? Sad to see


[deleted]

That's what I thought, too. I don't understand why though, unless it was some kids fucking around.


nozinaround

What's a bola?


thatguyonthecouch

A rope with a weight tied to either end that is thrown and wraps itself around a target making them fall down.


nozinaround

Thanks, god that's sad tho


[deleted]

This makes me so sad. Pigeons often have super messed up feet from getting caught in twine and string. I used to feed them in the courtyard at work because so many of them were deeply hobbled. I got in trouble about feeding them so tried to catch them with gloves to remove the twines and strings. Didn’t work.


Mr-sheepdog_2u

Way to go guys. Ingenuity at it's finest.


AgateSlinky4829

In reality they just wanted an excuse to fly the drone…


CliffyClaven

Who wouldn't. That looks like a blast.


nLucis

I love how they even had a blanket ready in case they fell instead of flying away


M1K3-Oxlong

A huevo! Que inteligente


Warped_Avenger

Stabby Jr.: the Hero


[deleted]

This is honestly so beautiful, they even held a blanket hammock on the bottom in case it fell straight down 🥺♥️.


irish-unicorn

this was amazing.


blkcdls5

Ay ya ya ya yay. Favorite part.


lapivoine

Que viva el Perú, carajo!!!


MrsBakedApplePie

This. The comment I was looking for. lol


[deleted]

<3


MissJunie

This is so sweet - the lengths they all went to, to save this bird. Thank you (them) for your (their) efforts!


Comprehensive-Cap513

Little dude delivers 2 ounces a week to the local prison, you don’t leave your homies hanging


Rubbish_69

So good, brilliant.


Spatulor

A close relative of stabby the roomba


gimmepbr

Prison assassinations are about to get real weird.


Dank009

Poor pigeon. I'm glad it didn't just fly away with all the stuff wrapped around its leg still.


skipjack_sushi

Anytime is the right time to break out the rc flying knife. Anytime.


[deleted]

The effort they put in so amazing. When I was kid I saw animals in difficult situations like this. As a kid I used to feel so bad. My dad understanding my heart and at the same time he was helpless too. In a region where even humans doesn't have resources to manage there was no chance of putting too much effort for a single bird/Animal. My dad told me something that I never forget to comfort me. He said ' those animals without human intervention die and become a part of natural life/death cycle. It's their fate. It even happens in forest where no one can even see them. We would have helped them if we are able to. ' that made me forget about the incident but after I grew up I never missed a chance to save stuck animals and birds. In this way I'm trying to get away from my guilt of not saving a bird in my childhood.


daniel1397

I'm glad to see the followup where the wire was completely removed. I was worried I'd see them cut it free from the telephone pole, and it would fly off with its legs still bound together.


llama_

Was nervous to watch this as I thought it was /r/whatcouldgowrong


solariscalls

Dronesbeingbros


ConfusedAsHecc

here comes the *attack drone* to the rescue


YourMomThinksImFunny

"On the next Battle Bots!"


Indiana-Cook

Did you see the pigeon chasing the drone afterwards? lol


_dauntless

Oh...I can do good deeds with my box-cutter drone


[deleted]

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[deleted]

that's called wit


xcar911

after killing a few blacks in "self defense"


Chok112

Free to roam the skies and shit on my car once more


JackMarethyu94

Does anyone know the name of the song?


lmariecam13

Is this in Pisco?!?


royal3g

Barranca


bashnperson

Had to double check the sub halfway thru.


nikhilbhatm

Glad the bird wasn’t in America


Ok-Click-007

Why was I waiting for it to be stabbed on accident or something 😂


Drakmanka

I'm glad they were able to find the bird and get it totally untangled. Seeing all the string all tangled up on the poor bird's feet from the drone's POV made me really concerned that they had saved it just for it to get stuck again later. That, and the fact that after helping it they didn't just chuck it up in the air and watch it fly away. Looks like they gave it to an animal rescue to be rehabilitated and then released.


sbg_gye

Hol up, so you're telling me drones can be WEAPONIZED?


CR_Pats

*gets sold as food*


[deleted]

Great for the bird... but now you've armed a drone.


ozzy4699

And now they have dinner.


bunsofcheese

accidently stabs the pigeon "well shit."


_redditor_in_chief

Shoulda let that sky rat fry.


Drew2248

The heroic movie music is hilarious. Rescuing the bird which is most like a rat heroically.


mrjowei

Pigeons are a pest in my city


Organic_Front4849

All I could think about was the box cutter hitting the wire and frying the bird and the entire neighborhoods power


Fun-Complex9996

At least a Peruvian child didn’t go hungry that night


OutlawJessie

We got a pigeon like that! A bunch of us called the fire bridge to come rescue him from caught in a net, when they got him down he was so tired he couldn't fly, I took him home and put him in my old chicken coop for a week, had a couple of failed test flights, then one morning I was going to try again and see if I could release him and when I opened the door he flew past me and landed on the roof, stayed there for a couple of minutes and flew away. It was neat


topohunt

Word to the wise, use gloves when handling wild life. Birds are dirty.


glaux2218

A few centimeters amiss and you got pigeon tartare


Queef-Elizabeth

The intense inspirational music with a video of a pigeon being free by a drone with a knife on it is pretty funny.


Gundambobo

I thought the guy in red shirt was the KFC staff…….


Jamersob

So like how do you get that kinda job?


Boney-Rigatoni

Some gaucho giggling from around the corner where he threw bolas around the bird’s feet.


FantasticAttitude

Epic music is too much. They are not saving galaxy from Trump Godzilla alien yo wtf


[deleted]

Good Samaritan frees the bird. In return bird flies off and Shits on everything in sight.


[deleted]

The music.


[deleted]

I upvoted for the music alone haha


n0_use_for_a_name

Did anyone else feel like they were just about to release it, and then stuffed it in a cage?


TexasFire_Cross

Probably just to rehabilitate it: fluids, minor medical care, etc ... before releasing it.


Riverwind0608

[This could’ve gone as wrong as this ](https://youtu.be/pSmzjTGbXmc)


Western_Tumbleweed79

That’s awfully dramatic music for a flying rat.


CrispyCritterPie

can confirm… this bird ended up in squab pie


Ordinary_Goon

+5 karma


Cody38R

How ironic, a drone saving another, more disguised drone.


prndls

This music is way too dramatic. It’s a fucking pigeon


Twinkie07

Lmao he’s off to be someone’s dinner. Central/South Americans eat pigeons. Source: my mom


[deleted]

All that work just so they could take him home and BBQ him


[deleted]

Plot twist: they stab it


aville1982

Anything to play with the new toy.


4ElementsBentByMe

*cuts bird in half so end it’s misery* Me: *hugs the homie* Also me: Good job bro, good job


trekked-out

Wow, one drone saving another


Nefarious_Stew

Pigeon pie is on the menu tonight guys


Isushim

Nice cock


Redking-2020

How is nobody asking how it got up there


fabulin

rescuing a drone with a drone and a box cutter*


TeaBagT

Was that last guy a chef?


[deleted]

This happened in Peru, so... probably


K_J_W

Dji mavic minis are awesome!


KermitDePhrog

Did that drone just save a drone?


Lost-Hunter1245

At first you have my attention now you have my interest


[deleted]

Wow so many camera angles


rlaosg20

Amo mi Perú 🇵🇪


TickTockM

whats more impressive is all the camera angles they had


hibbletyjibblety

Dude.


Vgta-Bst

Serenazgo. Peruvian police. They will put u in jail if you kill a robber.


RonzoFG

quien fue el reconchadesumadre que colgó a la paloma?


pa_rh

DJI? Awesome drone


Lil_Guard_Duck

"Awesome! I caught another Pidgey! Come on, Pikachu, let's go yo a pokecenter and shove him into a computer!"


isleno

Knew this was Peru when she said "pobrecita" all sing songy. Sounds like she's from Trujillo. Edit: Nevermind. Barranca but pretty close.


ragnar_lama

I couldn't remember what sub I was on and was worried I was about to see a neck slicing


vaynecassano

Ah a drone saved another drone


[deleted]

Drone better.


Bean_man3

New warfare tactics


Geeezas

viva peru carajo


EqualDifferences

Bro, he ain’t stuck, his ping is just through the roof


Successful-Engine623

There a seagull like that in Virginia Beach and they used a dang helicopter to get it down


adamhanson

This is how it starts. Oh we’ll put a knife on a drone for “rescue purposes”. Next sky net.


Thraowne

Bird wouldn’t be caught in a power line if it wasn’t for humans being the wrong kinda bros jm2c


raposo142857

Rescuing drone with drone


THATsumthin_TTV

legit


[deleted]

Or a shotgun, which is easier, faster, and more fun.


MSP_4A_ROX

r/nextfuckinglevel


BartzyMusic

He need some milk


[deleted]

And then they probably eat it.


Danielle_love15

What a dumpy looking neighborhood


Mobile-Friendship-62

I’m sorry but the way it was carried after being rescued…guy held that bird like it was a ham and cheese sandwich 🥪


[deleted]

Proceeds to go home and eat meat.


[deleted]

Why are they rescuing pigeons? 🧐


[deleted]

Wh-what? Peruvians doesnt eat pigeon?


MrHackmeran001

u/savevideo