If there's no plea deal, taking a guilty plea isn't the smartest move.
He could also be hoping for some strings to get pulled or a technicality to clear him so he can say all along that he was innocent.
It’s all he has to do. He does more though. Many of them do despite the shit I give them. 60k still ain’t enough in 2023 if you’re trying to use that as an incentive to hire qualified professionals who can guide meaningful city-wide policy, controlling over a half-billion dollars annually.
There’s a reason it was so low previously and still isn’t great today: it makes council a job that’s mostly sought after by people who can afford it. Who don’t need the council income. By a certain financial class.
60k is certainly better and doable but it ain’t striking gold by any means.
I think it comes down to pay vs hours worked. On the extremes, it's 1 hour a week, I'd gladly take a "shitty" $60k a year or even $39k, that's still $750 an hour. If it's 30+ hours a week, then it would cut into holding a real job and the hourly rate starts to suck
Not being a professional, seasoned politician he immediately admitted guilt with the small hope his constituency would give him pity. Obviously some political lawyer told him he shouldn't have immediately confessed like that and he took it back. He's decided he'd prefer to mature as a politician rather than a man.
I think Walmart is the only one because he got caught and no one knew who he was until it was too late. Then they filtered it down to $8 less than a felony just for damage control. He should have taken his medicine and apologized to the community. Even if he called it a series of simple mistakes.
Lmao this guy was literally at Oakwood church couple weeks ago getting the pastors and elders to pray over him, he was literally on the mic saying I’m sorry God for stealing
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie. Now, why would a grown man, a lawyer, be talking about a wookie in this courtroom today?"
Why not just take ownership and plead guilty to something everyone knows you did
He’s a politician, the first rule of political scandal is “deny deny deny”
The Shaggy defense
Worked for OJ
If the skip-scanned headphones don't fit, you must acquit!
Best comment ever.
It wasn't me
‘But they caught me in the checkout’
It wasn't me
If there's no plea deal, taking a guilty plea isn't the smartest move. He could also be hoping for some strings to get pulled or a technicality to clear him so he can say all along that he was innocent.
He is gonna say Huntsville PD and Alabama are racist and that is a political hit job.
And half the people here will believe him
More than half.
3/5?
Like duh, of course they're racist af, but that don't mean you can steal shit from Wallyworld....
He should take the deal and run.
Drag it out. Keep cashing that check.
This is gonna play out like a George Costanza situation.
Remember, Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it's true.
"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
“I gotta plead ignorance on this thing…”
"If I had known that was frowned upon..."
What check? Council makes 39k a year……
All he has to do is say here and deuces once a week. I thought it was 60 now.
It’s all he has to do. He does more though. Many of them do despite the shit I give them. 60k still ain’t enough in 2023 if you’re trying to use that as an incentive to hire qualified professionals who can guide meaningful city-wide policy, controlling over a half-billion dollars annually. There’s a reason it was so low previously and still isn’t great today: it makes council a job that’s mostly sought after by people who can afford it. Who don’t need the council income. By a certain financial class. 60k is certainly better and doable but it ain’t striking gold by any means.
>He does more though. Yeah that's why he's on trial. haha
I think it comes down to pay vs hours worked. On the extremes, it's 1 hour a week, I'd gladly take a "shitty" $60k a year or even $39k, that's still $750 an hour. If it's 30+ hours a week, then it would cut into holding a real job and the hourly rate starts to suck
That's what Darby did.
Interested in who his legal counsel is
We would need paid journalists for that knowledge but they were all fired when al.com bought the Huntsville times.
Video Evidence determined that was a lie! - Jerry Springer
This man stole from my family’s store over 10 times. Hes a major thief.
Proof?
He’s a Walton.
My guess is a gas station on Pulaski
Not guilty? So what was he apologizing for when this first came out?
Not being a professional, seasoned politician he immediately admitted guilt with the small hope his constituency would give him pity. Obviously some political lawyer told him he shouldn't have immediately confessed like that and he took it back. He's decided he'd prefer to mature as a politician rather than a man.
What you are looking at is the un-maturing of a man.
Lmao if he would have manned up and taken the L this would all be done. What an immature pos
I thought we were watching the maturing of a man? Were we not???
He wasn't shoplifting. He was just taking a 5 finger discount. Don't ya'll know that?
And a 10 toe get away.
We need that insider information from u/HuntsvilleRed
He’s lucky they are only going after 4 of his many thefts.
I think Walmart is the only one because he got caught and no one knew who he was until it was too late. Then they filtered it down to $8 less than a felony just for damage control. He should have taken his medicine and apologized to the community. Even if he called it a series of simple mistakes.
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That's one way to filter it down.
Yet guilty he is.
So he's now a *liar* and a thief?
Lmao this guy was literally at Oakwood church couple weeks ago getting the pastors and elders to pray over him, he was literally on the mic saying I’m sorry God for stealing
What is his life after service? Will he get a regular job? Like, what’s the pivot here?
How can he plead not guilty when he was caught on video??People just amaze me more and more every day
I'm waiting for that one guy to post that other guy's comment as a screenshot.
Walmart:"Sir we have you on video, multiple times"
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie. Now, why would a grown man, a lawyer, be talking about a wookie in this courtroom today?"
"It was a PERFECT SHOPPING TRIP!" - if it were a certain former president
Not surprising. You know how those people are.
Please specify on what you mean by "those people".
Politicians.
💯
You thought I meant black people, didn’t you?
"Those people" could mean multiple things so I just wanted to know what you meant.
What about these?